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>>672069740
YES, MY SCAPEGOAT!
>>672081192
Scared at how bad this film is going to be.
>>672081445
was that a typo for spacegoat?
>>672081192
>4th Star Trek thread this week
Nice. I feel like I'm a part of something.
>Also, best captain reporting
>>672081192
HOLY FUCK THE SHIELDS JUST WENT DOWN
>tfw you're late for your shift because your 12 year old wife wants to cuddle
>>672081708
Same fam. Same
>>672081729
>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
>>672081780
I'd have tapped that.
>greenlike creature running through every quarter of the ship, looking for cipher
w He RE Ar e YOU, cI PH ER?
Who /maquis/ here?
Hey, uh, Communications here. Uh, I just got this official message of subspace that the Federation has, uh, declared war on the Dominion. We've been ordered to Bajor to be on the front lines when the first Jem'Hadar troops come over. How fucked are we?
>>672081955
Who wants to know?
>>672081708
I was thinking that myself.
It's amazing that 80 people who don't know each other can be talking about 5 different TV shows with hundreds of episodes, and everyone gets the punch line from just a photo and a 5 word comment.
>>672082056
>you saw green creature run through your sight, then down another quarter
>>672081873
Blow me.
>>672082056
Ahh...
Sorry Star Fleet Comm..ksheee..nd! You're ...kshhh... is breaking up...kshhheeee..
What message?
>tfw Odo turns his dick into a Rampant Rabbit
>>672081192
"Hey, Barclay...You still thinking about all that shit happening between Commander Riker and that chicken-with-a-dick Soren on the J'Nai home world?"
"Wonder what Worf thought about all that, let alone Counselor Troi!?"
>>672082124
This is how and why sci-fi conventions have lasted so long.
Well, this and the fact that they're the few real-life places where we can go and actually talk to each other about this stuff free of scrutiny from the FUCKING NORMIES.
"Wesley! Quit looking at porn on your console!"
The empire is running short on cloth.
Unpopular Star Trek opinions?
TNG S2 is my favorite season
Not enough Bashir in here
"Oh crap. Riker is breaking out that stupid trombone again."
>>672082524
Same.
>>672081729
RED ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcVe2k4GpKg
>>672082572
>tfw genetically engineered
>>672082460
But Mom...it's Bajoran loli!?
>>672082524
Was that the season where that qt3.14 gets taken by Q to the continuum? Besides that episode don't remember much memorable moments from that season
>>672082524
Katherine Pulaski was good.
>>672082778
Not even close. The was in S6.
>>672082662
Shouldn't that be "Reed Alert"?
>>672082778
Measure of a Man
Sherlock Holmes ep
>>672082697
I wanted a Garak and Bashir spin off show
>>672082983
I'd of watched it.
>>672081708
U wot m8?!
>tfw you lost Bajor but you're still trolling
>>672083176
Oh I'm sorry, was a spacial anomaly affecting communications?
>best captain reporting
>>672083083
Dat erotic tension
>>672082983
Spin off shows based on best sci-fi pairs.
Garak & Bashir
Londo & G'kar
Who else?
i think im late to the landing party
>>672082951
Thanks anon
>>672082209
If the Continuum has told you once it's told you a thousand times; DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!
>>672082969
Thnx.
Hey guys, check out this new life-form I discovered on the away mission!
>>672083399
Spock & McCoy
>>672083515
Dare you to put it in your mouth dude!
Why was he such a dick?
>>672083783
Oh brah!
>>672083399
Cheif O'Brien and Keiko.
>Miiiiiiiles you didn't do the dishes!!!!
>I was repairing a major engine fault I didn't have time!
>Why don't you love meeeeeeeeee?
>>672081896
Where
Are
You
Cipher?
>>672083347
>Dat Face Cardassian
Number one to my ready room, bring the space weed.
Its almost the Red Hour!
>>672083399
Worf, Riker and Data move to Vegas, where they spend their time solving crimes and enjoying the nightlife.
>>672083783
>>672083869
>ffs
Sickbay, we have an emergency.
>>672083869
Who are y---I mean, yes, that was an interesting experience. Excuse me, I have to go. Do you know where Captain Picard is?
More pics of 'evil universe' T'Pol please
>>672083783
I have strangest sense we've been here before.
>>672084016
>Star Trek was doing The Purge before it was cool
Fuck Ezri Dax.
>>672083972
Fuck that shit man! I scored us some killer Nyborg!
This is the REAL shit!
>>672084240
^^^^^^
>>672084240
I already did
I'm still around if anyone.needs me for anything.....
>>672083337
>Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.
>The rivertemarcin winter
>Chenza at court, the court of silence
>>672084240
>eat all the eggs
>>672084394
How is it that Paris was demoted and re-promoted but Kim stayed the same?
>>672084016
>>672084167
Tell me that movie didn't steal the shit out of that episode.
AXANAR
>>672084464
Oh Jadzia, how I loved you.
>>672084321
Have some tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I.
>>672084108
Behave. I have a knife.
(note: if you want more do a google search for "jolene blalock in a mirror darkly")
>>672082572
i hate this smug basterd. i could swing a spanner at him as hard as i can.
>>672084594
That'd be sweet!
Am I the only one who hated the time travel and holodeck episodes?
>>672084550
Just watched that last night.
I was surprisingly impressed.
>>672084642
>plays a crazy guy in Cuckoo's Nest
>plays a crazy guy in Star Trek
POTTERY
>>672084642
>It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
..Cipher?
> green creature was confused
>>672084642
Fuck off Grima
>>672084882
Perfect casting.
Barclay! LaGorge here. Report to Jeffries to 37c section 4. Bring a recorder AND BE QUIET! We've struck gold!
>>672084882
Get out of here, mentat.
>>672084614
Dude! I think I'm bugging out!
>a random Q appears
>>672085036
>dat ass
>>672084838
Plays a crazy guy in Lord of the Rings too
>>672082391
I discuss star trek with people i know have never seen an episode because i don't give a fuck. There is a klingon dictionary, enterprise technical manual, and the rules of acquisition on my desk at work.
>>672084697
Probably. Most of the time travel episodes were really good.
Well,time to murder the crew.
>grabs bow and run and fires down every hall I find
>>672084488
Lack of gookness
>>672084642
What about Alien Resurrection?
A Taste of Armageddon was a good episode, computer simulated war.
>>672085036
My first boner was for Deanna Troi.. Dem Titties tho...
>>672085279
That might.....be a little too much
>>672085386
Easy chekov.
>>672085456
I prefer to spell it 'Anon' !!!!
>>672082861
Ya, crusher sucked by comparison.
>>672085570
>warps to 37c section 4
>stuck out white ectotounge, green skin glowing slightly
Heeeey.
>>672085637
Saved
>>672085578
>>672085458
>>672085352
Show me her actual boobs when she was in her prime and I'll /b/ forever grateful.
>>672085541
No, to much was my signed picture of Michael Dorn in a frame.
>>672085386
You'll have to get through me first.
But wait... I have to oil myself up first
>>672084642
>>672085222
This guy was everywhere in the 90's
Played a former serial killer that was mind wiped in Babylon 5 as well.
I want to believe
>>672085646
At least crusher was fuckable. Pulaski was as high mileage pit woofie.
>>672085637
A threesome with her and peak hotness Daphne from Fraiser is 13 year old me's biggest fantasy.
>Holodeck, load up teenage wank fantasy programme 12
>>672085898
>looks like it's time to oil up
>>672081192
Guys, I accidentally the jump drive, what do I do?
>>672086011
>tfw holodecks become a thing
>>672085570
Eat shit, ruskie!
>>672086012
>has no ammo
Shit, forgot to train melee cybernetics.
>>672085880
Look up her name and the movie The Wicked Lady
>>672085541
Ya but it's not like they made her be sexy hardly ever. I'll take good characters for my shows over sexy. I'll watch porn if i want sexy.
>>672086011
Naked judo with these two was mine.... Fuckin semen EVERYWHERE...
Enterprise is my favorite series out of all of them
>>672086012
Not fair. You're not playing the game... you're supposed to play the game.
(at least til I get what I want.... mister)
>>672084398
Darmok and jalad at tanangra
>>672086206
Here you go, anon
>>672086367
Better quality, slightly
>>672086167
Ven ve woke up ve had these woddies
>>672085953
She was pretty fine back in the day though.
>>672086316
I loved enterprise. I don't know why it was not popular, it was such an interesting concept for the franchise.
>>672086166
Wait til you try VR porn. We're almost there
>>672085296
Past Tense was great too.
>>672086325
Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.
>green thing couldnt move in fear.
>>672086316
Fuck off Scott Bakula
>>672086607
Temba, his arms wide
>>672085845
Good did you bring the tricorder as ordered? We must document this for faps and also we've just detectwd a temporal distortion. It seems we must send this voyeur pic through the anomaly, to a place called 4chan to prevent to universe from imploding upon itself!
>tfw it's not Tuesday yet
>HEY, MARINA!
>>672086316
"E²" was a damn great episode IMO. The entire last season was outstanding, too, except for the shitburger finale.
>>672085454
A just question, my liege.
Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear..
>>672086367
>>672086473
.... I'm oddly disappointed.
Thanks tho bro.
>>672086564
hopefully by then, I will have cured this possible-yeast infection
>Kes won't come near it
>>672086543
I think a big problem was that every episode in a season was so tied in, if you missed one or two, you had no idea what was going on.
The other series had independent episodes with general themes
>>672086316
Hi.....I'm Scott Bakula
>>672086723
Frye...
Frye...
Frye...
Frye...
>>672086704
Temba, at rest.
>>672086108
Oh shit Wesley! What were you doing messing with that! Delete syatem32 quick!
>>672085978
death wish 3 was the cheesiest one but one of them had Tuvok in it.
>>672084642
he was Chucky the killed Good Guy doll in Childs Play!
>you try to run, but cant>>672085845
>>672086108
Uh, reverse the polarity of the deflector dish?
>>672086723
>tfw you let Beuller drive your dad's Starship
movie: dream lover
>>672086534
"The day" was the '60's though...
>>672087089
Like putting too much air in a balloon!
>>672086896
Ya true they did sagas for entire seasons instead of standalone episodes with at most a two part or three. Or broad story arcs where they revisit old Episodes line moriary or worfs discommendation.
Jem'Hadar confirmed main villain in Star Trek beyond. The unknown alien female with the black marking on her face is a shape shifter.
>>672087285
This guy was great. I enjoyed the actor, what a dick!
>>672086543
Because everyone keeps saying it's just like the original series.
It had moment here and there that made it look like the original series, but it was it's own entity on its own.
>Great Characters
>Season 1 was great
>Season 2 was ok
>Season 3 was fucking awesome with the Xindi arc
>Season 4 was great but the ending was shit.
>It was something different and it isn't like TNG.
>>672087193
FAR better. Can fap to that!
>>672086723
>He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me till I let him ride the new Enterprise. He'll make me feel guilty. I'll go... I'll go... SHIT!
>>672087306
It looks shite anyway. Not that you could discern from the trailer what it was at all about anyway.
>>672087306
You shut your fucking mouth. You better not be lying. Fuck you if this isn't a continuation of ds9. Seriously my dick is hard at the thought of continuing that story. They fucking ended it with the implication that more would follow.
Spectre of the Gun was also pretty good
>>672087388
Andorians finally go their long awaited due in ENT. Some of the best make-up work ever featured on Star Trek.
Check em pink skin.
>>672087536
Simon Pegg said he was dissatisfied with the trailer, and that it doesn't represent the movie well. Hopefully we'll get a better teaser soon.
>>672087536
Well duh, Paul walker is dead so I'm assuming the douche that owned fast and the furious just decided to buy the new franchise and make the space version.... I'm assuming.
>>672087285
>Colonel... Pain!
>>672087388
He's better as weyoun, but way more likeable in a loveable asshole way as shran. Fuck brunt in the ear though.
>>672087750
One that at all tells us what's going on other than quips and the beastie boys would be nice
>suddenly you warp to 00x 1, aa hidden area in the ship
>>672087888
Epic.
>>672087888
Amazing.
>>672088011
T.b.h. I think they rushed to get one out in time for the Star Wars premiere. It editing was pretty choppy.
>>672087306
people like to discredit this saying that the Jem'Hadar don't exist yet, but the changeling empire is obviously very old and far stretched in their quadrant. its very believable that in this alternate timeline they decide to expand into our quadrant. that and the direct is a huge ds9 fan
>>672088116
That's mo secret. Troi keeps her dragon dildo and sybian there.
>pleb.
>>672087439
It was nothing like TOS, those people are idiots. They did full season continuous storyline. No other ST had done that and it was excellent. Watching them bumble around space in low tech was fucking cool.
>you then firce a briadcast, then masking your voice.
All crew, report to section 00x 1.
>>672088246
Id be happy if JJ just concentrated on Stat Wars since that's his first love and handed off Trek to people more knowledgeable about it.>>672088246
>>672088442
This was such a great episode
I feel like I've spent a lifetime trying to learn to play this thing.
I just finished DS9 this past week. I enjoyed it quite a lot.
>>672088443
Kek. File name
>>672088442
Not just that, but for once they didn't return to a space port to receive full repairs and a brand new ship at the end of every episode. For once you were able to like at enterprise at the end of the season and see it's war scars, phaser burns, and missing hull panels.
>>672088705
I just hated Kira and her constant fucking whining about Bajor. We get it, your people are massive space pussies, shut up already.
Needed Vorta Sex Scenes
>>672088641
I'm midway through my 9th full watching of tng...i may have to give ENT it's 5th next. I'm a super nerd, I'm watching i finish a series then rotate to next. All this ent talk. ..hmmm
>>672088899
She was easier to get along with before she quit drinking coffee
>>672088899
Blondie should've kept her mouth shut about the cooking.
>>672089113
>I have two personalities...
>>672089204
kek
>>672088899
Top kek
god-tier Star Trek right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA
>>672086842
The real chick is bats outta hell crazy
http://wate.com/2015/09/15/star-trek-voyagers-kes-charged-with-exposing-herself-to-children-in-harriman/
>>672089096
They don't reproduce, but the founders still gave them awesome rocking tits. They truely were gods.
>>672089251
Bunned or unbunned tho?
>>672089382
6:54-8:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
>>672089388
I know, kek
>Kes...
>>672089536
Bunned during the week, unbunned during sexy times.
Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYypVPZnou4
>>672089661
Kes sucked. Terrible character.
Security alert captain! This portal appears to transport is to a world of libtards, shit skins and faggots. Recommend we avoid all contact and send a phased tachyon burst through the deflector dish to destroy it and seal the portal!
The Futurama episode about Star Trek is the best thing I've seen about Trek, if you know what I mean.
>>672089803
Well, she was 8 after all.
>>672089812
This would have been funnier if you had linked /pol/
>>672089958
>legally fucking an 8 yo
But really, it was a stupid concept.
>>672089756
Oh god those fucking episodes with that stupid Irish village or whatever. Those were atrocious. What the fuck were their accents? Sorry Americans but you lot are awful at getting accents right.
>>672089833
I don't know if you're intentions are to say that Star Trek sucks, but Futurama is a pretty shitty TV show with lazy writting, nonsensical plot points, plot conveniences at every turn, and it's story is riddled with holes.
>>672089958
She had some potential as nelixs dumb naive girlfriend, make her grow smarter and so on. Then they made her get all independent and get powers absurd and made her a bitch. Plus having other characters fall in love with her and make nelix jealous despite that really being out of character and forced for him. Fuck kes.
>>672090401
You don't know what I mean
>>672090149
Except Nelix.
Threw his life away to take care of her, then get friend-zoned just as she got old enough.
>>672090230
Fairhaven was pretty fucking dumb. But so was most holodeck shit. Dixon Hill...fuck those episodes.
Do you even lift?
>>672090592
I don't know if you're intentions are to say that I don't know what you mean, but your intentions are pretty shitty with lazy writting, nonsensical points, self-endowed conveniences at every turn, and it's riddled with holes.
>>672090230
Right back at ya.
https://youtu.be/qdNCEL5JKF8?t=30s
>>672090764
Yeah, but Picard never made himself a holodeck waifu that became a semi regular on the fucking show.
>>672088442
Sad thing is that people STILL complained.
The show was so good
>Explained how the Fed and Klingons hate each other.
>Told us what happened to the Borg Cube the was destroyed in First Contact and how the Borg found Earth in TNG.
>The Xindi Arc
>>672091185
Ya...that was a real low point for Janeway.
>>672082524
TNG is shit, shallow plots.
Liked better TOS for what it meant atm and DS9 for its darker and more complex plots.
Voyager is nothin else than TNG 2: The search for more cash.
>>672089833
The "Family Guy" episode where Stewey beamed all the stars of TNG into his home was funny true.
>>672091185
Based Riker got it covered.
>>672091308
Showed the cause of klingon appearance change that worf only vaugly acknowledged. Etc other things like that.
>>672091418
Shut up Wesley.
>>672091552
She actually was real though.
>>672091552
That was a dumb episode too.
>>672091065
Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
>>672091337
What did you expect her to do, fuck Chakotay?
>>672091552
With an excellent plot twist when he was kidnapped and they were trying to convince him it was years later
>>672091746
Actually yes. That makes a fuckload more sense them 7 with him.
>>672091085
Except for, you know, the actual American at that table?
>>672083399
>Londo & G'kar
mah nigga.
>>672091889
Like an old married couple they were.
>>672091564
That too, it also showed that they didn't know any of the alien language or the aliens knew english.
That's why they has Hoshi as their communications and linguistics officer.
>>672083399
I'd watch just garak. Fucking best non main cast character ever across all series. He's Fucking awesome.
>>672091889
Good night, sweet prince.
>>672091746
Paris. He'd give her a right good seeing to.
>>672092083
Ya. Showing the advent of the tech you take for granted in other treks. Mother fucking grappler. Fuck ya
>>672092136
Loved him as G'kar. Loved him as Tomalok.
Andreas Katsulas was awesome!
>>672092083
Until she murdered her way into the job of Empress.
>>672092377
Hot as fuck!
>>672082983
Have them either join section 31, or fight it. Not sure which is cooler. If they join they can go on undercover spy missions.
Name a sexier, more charismatic,more chivalrous, more classy, gentler, loving being in the whole universe.
Priotip: you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjQ8yt33l14
>>672092377
Mirror Universe man..
>>672092136
>>672092348
Was one of the nicest people in the world.
While filming B5 Jerry Doyle was going through a messy divorce and got thrown out of his place.
Andreas let him crash at his place.
>>672092627
Can't be done sir. Not possible. Riker was the man. I still trim my beard to look like him.
>>672092627
>[YouTube] Riker sits down
He sits like an absolute madman.
>>672092348
This is the most correct post in the thread.
>>672092803
Completely different history yet everyone is more or less in the same place with the same tech. Never made a lick of sense to me and should have been left in the real TOS.
>>672092819
>Was one of the nicest people in the world.
and a magnificent actor. Seriously one of the best parts of B5
>>672092803
Ya but to them, WE"RE the mirror universe.
>>672093100
And T'pol didn't even have a goatee
>>672093160
Just wish he didn't smoke like a fucking chimney.
>lung cancer
So sad.
>>672093337
In the uncensored version, she does ...
>>672093025
Lol. Never noticed that before. Now I'll be laughing every time I see an episode where he sits down.
Baddest Mother Fucker in any series.
>>672092803
>>672092377
Why haven't we seen a mirror universe Trek movie yet? You want a good 3rd Nutrek movie? Well here you go:
Kirk, the Enterprise & The Gang get stuck in a _____ and travel into the mirror universe. Kirk encounters his only real father figure (Pike) and discovers in this universe he's a mega-dick, but in certain aspects is essential the same man, making Kirk question what makes a man good and what makes a man bad and starts to doubt himself. Kirk then finds out in this universe his dad is alive, and he seems good at first, but then ends up to ultimately be even more of a dick than Pike was, and kills Pike for his position as supreme admiral, blah-dee-fucking-dah, Kirk has to kill his alternate universe dad, emotions, emotions, emotions, Kirk and Spock hug and share feelings, go where no man has gone before, the end.
>>672093713
Ethical AND amoral... not surprised he's so popular here.
>>672093100
Well there were like A LOT of changes.
Instead of 2 NX starships there were like 9.
It explained what happened to the Defiant in the TOS episode "The Tholian Web".
And it showed how brutal the Terran Empire can be even in the 22nd Century
>>672093816
>>672093713
Made a pretty mean suit too.
>>672081708
Definitely the hottest captain. I don't know about the best.
>>672082321
I'd give that version of Kira the dick ALL DAY!
>>672094083
What is the butterfly effect?
About to hit bump limit
>>672082869
KEK'D
>>672093433
More B5 regulars have died that Star Trek TOS.
Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar)
Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin)
Michael O'Hare (Jeffrey Sinclair - Valen)
Jeff Conaway (Zack)
ST:TOS has only lost three.
DeForest Kelley (Dr. McCoy)
James Doohan (Scotty)
Leonard Nemoy (Spock)
If you count semi regulars ST still has them beat.
Majel Berrett (Nurse Chapel, Computer, Lwaxana Troi)
Grace Lee Whitney (Janice Rand)
>>672093713
Cardassians were basically a race of psychopaths, right? Their culture and politics bore a complete lack of empathy and anyone who showed a sign of humanity was deemed a dangerous aberration.
>>672093025
>>672093656
Due to Frakes (manly (and sexy)) height, this made him more prone to back injuries. He had hurt his back which would cause him to rely to lean on props, walls, panels, etc. to well balance himself. This is part of the reason he had to sit on the chair this way, as well as the fact that the chairs were bolted to the set, so they were unable to be pulled out and pushed back in all of the time.
Also, you may notice Frakes tilt his head to one side when he walks and hold his arms out awkwardly. This had to due with the injury, as it was likely hard and painful to sustain his tall posture and stride. But the man worked through the pain, Q bless him.
>>672094593
>feels
>>672095064
OK. Kind of like Martin Sheen and the way he puts on his jacket in "The West Wing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8BzByjH4q0
>>672095429
After watching his left arm flip above his head for the 20th time I couldn't stop laughing.
>>672088675
You're mom learned how to play my flute in 3 minutes. Picard was a noob.
>>672095429
>i nostalgia'd
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