>When you wanna be str8 but you got gay'd
wanna trade? i'd much rather be gay and not have to put up with women
Fuck off, theres already one
>>672054201
Jesus christ /b/ is so fucked
>>672054904
Yes
>>672055072
That's girls, ew.
>>672055072
I know you're a newfag but can you really not tell the difference within a cock and a cunt you literal retard <3
>>672055189
Nah I just never enter these threads
They all look the same to me, furfag shit
Guys, tips on safe oral sex(Giving Head)? I had a scare recently.
>>672055468
Congratulations. Aren't you special.
>>672055704
Sucking dick ain't hard nigga what do you mean
>>672055704
Put a female condom in your mouth.
Sucking dick is GROSS
yum
how are my favourite degenerates today?
more girly please
>>672055468
its ok, in less than a year you'll be jerking off to fat cocks and cute butts.
>>672057360
men arent meant to be girly
>>672054819
My condolences anon, you could always be a power bottom ^))^ But seriously go fuck yourself.
>>672058171
Sounds gross.
>>672057499
why does it feel so correct then
>>672058462
you have issues im guessing, try working them through with your local pastor
>>672058462
Are you girly, dom?
>>672055704
Condoms. It's the only way to prevent spreading things. I suggest flavoured ones.
>>672058668
Can a lump be categorized as girly?
>>672058652
i have no issues.
>>672058668
it would not be incorrect to say yes.
>>672058834
Well you of all people should know.
dom will always be my girly princess
>>672058957
So you're all man then?
>>672058957
you are a boy who assumes the role of a girl, whatever way you look at it, you are not serving your purpose as a human being
>>672059758
Some boys just like penises rubbing their prostates.
>wanting to be straight
>>672060476
sodomy is sin
>>672061135
Did you get the cake?
>>672061203
Blame the prostate.
~w~
>>672059116
partially
>>672059758
dont ever speak to me again, freak
>>672054904
I wish I was gay instead of being attracted to the snakes we call women
>>672062098
why not have your wife rub your prostate? a stronger ejaculation makes for a greater chance of pregnancy after all
>>672062274
rude
>>672062358
let he who is without sin cast the first stone, women are just as flawed as the rest of us
>>672062274
I guess thats what counts.
>>672062712
That's gayer than a guy rubbing your prostate with his dick.
>>672063030
but its not sin
>>672063131
Sex itself is sin.
>>672062019
waht
>>672063421
not if it happens under the proper conditions
>>672064136
You forgot the cake!?
>>672064188
All sex is a sin. You may only be pure in meditation and seclusion.
>>672055704
Spitting and swallowing both equally reduce the chances of contracting something. Stomach acid kills just about everything in sex fluids, so really the only way you catch something from oral is by having cuts in your gums/teeth/etc or holding jizz there long enough for it to absorb into the mucus membrane of your mouth.
TL;DR Make sure you swallow and don't suck a dick after you brush. (give it min. 2 hours after brushing)
also known as aceticism
>>672065250
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
>>672055121
Whats the name of that artist
>>672064491
thats not what the bible says though
>>672065763
if you rearrage that around you get "coc in ass egrlyndnte"
>>672065779
Forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-nuV36fvgQ
>>672065817
THE BIBLE is a shit.
>>672066123
Got any more like it?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56d8b02353e05
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56d82726cbdce
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56d3dc3d50832
filtered
>>672065942
"egrlyndnte"
>>672066396
gesundheit
Yeah, I got pretty gay'd.
Dom help I am going to have a full week without school.
>>672066391
much salt very wow
>>672066509
omgh oh noooooooooooooooo
you will just have to stay here with ME HA HA HA HA
>>672066463
B-bless you too...
>>672066648
I am probably just going to be covered in comfy sheets playing dota all night/day.
It is going to be suffering.
>>672066553
that's a terrible meme
>>672066650
b-blesses your tail
>>672066762
have you considered reading a book, or perhaps watching a movie
>>672066762
Condolences.
>>672066808
Yes, is fluffy.
>>672066808
Literally everything vidya can do.
>>672067039
and so snow white
>>672067076
i am not sure quite what you mean by that
brb game also smooches~~~
>>672066808
like your terrible butt
>what are proportions
Don't care
beef
BEEEEF
>>672056583
>>672056501
yo you got source? das pretty good/10
>>672067137
Well I do like the snow.
>>672067900
Secret
>>672068173
I can't believe you've done this
Bump with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7eO-HO7GLI
>>672068451
got a little dicking eh?
>>672069084
>that fucking video
Go fucking kill yourself you piece of liberal trash
>>672069529
I don't understand.
>>672069972
I'm astonished how people can be so stupid, fucking youtube is so cancerous.
>>672069985
your peen small
>>672067522
my butt is well formed and able to accept dick easily
>>672067912
a pure white pelt, for nibi
WE ON AN ULTRALIGHT BEAM
>>672064364
nobody told me to get cake
i also did not have money or reason for cake
These threads never have enough Sergals!
>>672070679
is that really you
because that's a cute dick
>>672070900
I want to kiss a sergal's butt.
>>672071387
That would be fantastic.
>>672071077
Don't be icky man.
League time.
All these dubs
>>672069972
Shit I linked the wrong fucking thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
Sorry, though. I got that link from another thread, and yeah, it's cancerous as fucking hell.
>>672071644
i don't know you expected
posting your peenie in a gay furry thread
>>672068299
rekt
>>672070644
Purest
>>672069985
"eh"
>>672072225
I will be writing a very nasty report on you in my end of the year write up. Expect a visit from HR
Sup niggas
>>672072524
Here is another one by that guy.
>>672071954
I like it.
Lyrics make no sense though and the trumpet at the end ruins it.
big meaty dicks
>>672073469
Guess I killed the thread.
Oops.
>>672073966
You are most welcome.
>>672072225
i-is that a picture of you??
>>672069985
i am in love
I want to be straight but women don't like me. Plus all the sexual experiences in my life were gay. Rip me.
>tfw all cozy in bed
>>672075376
I think he is unable to reciprocate this love.
>>672075799
Settle for men and be all self-righteous about it.
>>672075806
Stop stalking your bed, man.
Back to League again.
>>672076065
Have fun in league.
Why do I like gay furry porn?
I'm not gay or a furry.
Can anyone recommend me a dildo that isn't a Bad Dragon that's at least 2.25in in diameter?
If you don't have one, what's the best toy for being in doggy style and hammering my asshole?
I have a month to choose before my parents go out for vacation.
Also recommend me something I can put my dick in that isn't a real person and is relatively cheap.
>>672076495
you can treat me like not a real person
>>672076667
Unfortunately, I prefer my own company and no one else while I do lewd things. I apologize, people make me uncomfortable, even if I don't treat them like they aren't there.
>>672076495
Ask Santa for both.
>>672076495
I mean, have you tried just googling 2.25in diameter dildo? Seems like that should get you something.
any webms?
>>672076911
Santa doesn't give naughty boys what they want.
>>672077249
Should have been more clear, I meant on Amazon because I have a 10 dollar giftcard I'd like to use.
>>672075119
No, dis is me.
>>672076903
Yeah i was kidding i cant have sex because i hate myself and everything that i am
>>672077765
I mean, the $10 ain't gonna do you much towards a giant dildo. But it's something I guess.
You could try to find some of the dildos based off of porn actors, should be close to 2.25". But unfortunately the material of Bad Dragon is just so much better.
>>672054819
I wanted to be straight, and as I fought off the gay, it mutated, and I ended up infected by bisexuality
Now I'm living like a bandit in a world made to plunder
>>672078439
nobody cares fag.
>>672078439
Booty?
>>672078032
What do I look like?
>>672078439
Can confirm, plundering is a way of life.
>>672078605
>>672078791
Am I the bottom one?
>>672078877
hat do you think, darlin?
>>672078285
Well what BD toy should I go for?
Crackers and Pretzel looks really good.
>>672079027
That's pretty close. I think my legs may be a bit bigger than his, though.
>>672079123
I kno, im gorgeous.
>>672079171
Im pretty sure you've seen my ponytail as well.
>>672079036
Only one that I have is Chance, which is really fucking good. A lot of it depends on preferred species (like if you want knows, curves, textures, etc).
If you're going for one of the larger ones you should do the split firmness for it though, my only regret of getting my Chance. The medium firmness is actually pretty soft all in all, but it makes it so much more comfortable once it's in than a similarly sized dildo from any big retailer. Though it can be a bit more annoying to initially get it in.
>>672079670
I have. I can't wait til I can have one again.
These threads are the reason I'm bi now.
>>672080163
I know that feel bro.
Even if it's not necessarily true for me.
>>672079954
Pics when you do.
>>672080611
It'll probably take a few months.
>>672080956
We have basically forever.
>>672081148
W-will you brush my hair?
>>672081750
Yes and we can wash each other's hair in the shower mutually in a nohomo way.
>2016
>not posting goatbro
>>672081984
O-okay
>>672082386
I will be running my hands across your belly and grabbing your butt, but thats not gay though if you're wondering, thats just was really good friends do in the shower.
i got a reeses' cup blizzard from dairy queen
yummy
>>672082663
You're a really good friend, Nibi.
>>672082709
cookie dough is my preferred flavor
>>672082663
>>672083230
Plz continue. I love these cute stories
i wonder if fags and niggers are jelly of white people the same way im jelly of dudes with a bigger cawk.
>>672083504
what if i am both gay and white
>>672083465
Same, I always feel like I could do it but I fear coming off as too autistic
>>672083230
Friends also "snuggle" under the covers.
nibi trumps cookie dough, though
>>672083465
You were watching? O-oh...
>>672083595
Gays are clearly not the same as white as the guy just stated.
I bet you wish you were white instead of gay colored.
>>672083738
This is like my new favorite image.
>>672083942
What does "nibi" taste like?
>>672084723
Spicy
