>>672024136
Ja, vi elsker dette landet!

Go norway! I wish i was norwegian, but i'm a swedish beta instead.

le me downwotes le dum thread

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>>672024136
>Mfw

>>672024398
I feel the pain, I'm Danish.

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>>672024136
just you wait.
we are coming back.

How are the salmons, fam?

Jeg er nå glad for at jeg flyttet til Norge for 9 år siden.

>>672024852
Eating it right now. Taste like heaven. And angel tears. And 16-year-old-girl pussy.

>>672024136
Jeg er amerikansk som vil gjerne å bor i Norge på grunn av amerika er et dritt land.

Hjelp meg.

I like living in a country that matters.

>>672025284
You don't matter anyway.

Close our boarder! Keep the sand niggers out. The Syria conflict is not our problem.

>>672025163
Kom til Norge, finn en jobb. Er ikke lett men dette gjorde jeg

>>672024136
I have wondered this many times! finally!!!

>>672025432
Kassa på Rema.

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ja vi elsker!

>>672024398
:(

>>672025142
från?

>>672025532
For eksempel. Jobb er jobb

>>672024136

>Bo i Norge
>Betala 120 kr för ett paket med cigaretter
>Betala 400-500 kr för en flaska sprit
>30 kr flaskan för öl
>Betala 12 tusen i månaden för en etta med depositum på 40 tusen
>Ingen god kebab
>Inga goda pizzor
>200 kr grammet för lite gräs

Trots det så gillade jag att bo i Oslo, lite väl mycket negrer på gatan som ropa "what's up need sumtin?" varje gång man går förbi men annars kan man inte klaga, god indisk och pakistan mat dock, även om de fanns lite väl mycket inavlade pakisar.

>>672025829
Øst europa(ikke polakk da)

Elsker Norge, hälsningar från Finland

>>672025922
Hvorfor har du skrudd opp prisene? Er du hjerneskadet?

>>672025922
30 kr för en flaska öl, de e fan e kap i oslo

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>>672024136
Trondheim reportin in

>>672024136
Skål!

>>672024593
SÅ TAG DIG DOG SAMMEN, SVENSKERNE ER NOGLE FORBANDEDE UDYR!

wish my family stayed in Norway. my family line originated from Kinsarvik

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>>672024398

>>672026071

Vad har jag skruvat upp?

>>672026078

30 kr på kiwi da.

>>672026162
NEJ HATER!

>>672026345
>look mum i posted it again xD

>>672026609
Grønt koster 150 her (god kvalitet)
Øl koster 25 for 0.5
Sprit er mye billigere enn det der

>>672024398
At least you're fucking Swedish. Try being Paki.

>>672026826
ikkje sant

>>672024136
Native americans discovered america!
>socialist education system
Oil?
its currently worth less than a fucking salmon!
Rich? Not for much longer faggot!
Low oilprice and rising immigrant numbers, also your women prefer muslims and niggers.
Norway, its a shithole.

Norwegian girls?

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>>672024136

>>672026948
Ja, det höres ut som norge.

>>672026826

Jag bodde 1 år i Oslo, då fick jag allt betala i vart fall 400 för en flaska sprit.

Öl kostar 25 säger du, de är ju inte en enorm skillnad på 25 och 30 kr, den billigaste är väl tuborg grön som ligger där nere på 25 medans de andra va mycket dyrare.

Hashet fick jag billigare 70 per gram men de va för jag köpte plata, men gräset hitta jag aldrig billigare än 200 kr grammet, kanske inte hade så goda kontakter. I vart fall helt orimligt, går för 100 kr per gram(kvalitet standard-mycket bra).

>>672026948
Low quality bait, not even 240p.
Our women love us.
Immigration policies are being tightened.
Norway, its the best hole.

>>672026661
TLLBAGE MED KALMARUNIONEN

Er norsk, men vil forsatt dø

>>672027567
hei marcc

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Apparently my grandfathers mother was half norwegian
So if that counts for anything?

>>672024136
Because im trying to get into your country.

Im not an islamfag and can pull my own weight. Guys pls.

>>672027634
kys

>>672027680
Fuck off back to africa nigger! We have our own nigger slaves, we call them swedes!

I'm 1/4 Norwegian. I'd consider moving but I can't speak bird noises because it's hard and I'm old.

>>672024398
Skjut dig din fjolla

>>672024136
>We discovered america

haha

>>672024398
suomi reportoi sisään. Olisimpa norjalainen ;_;

jag älskar dej norske!

>>672024136
>We discovered america. We're the reason why british girls are fugly. Did i mention we have the hottest women on the plane
Not trying to argue here, genuinely interested. But was Norway even a country when the Vikings had their prime?

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>>672027059

>>672027808
I'm hispanic, go back to your black metal band you damn negress.

>>672027059

Yeah... im not staying in sweden any more.

men jag vill inte vara ytterligare en svensk i Oslo, fan

>>672028103
Yes, but he is utterly wrong about britain, since it was the danes primarely that attacked britain and even fully conquered it at one point, with a dane ruling as king.

>>672028146
Hispanic is just a fancy word for nigger of south america! Stay where you are, we dont want you or your flute playing coke producing zika infected relatives!

Norwegian born in America and I'm still rich. Those gold hoards just come naturally to us.

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>>672025163

> We're Full.
> Pleas seek refuge inn an other country.

Mi trenger virkerlig ikkje meir innvandrer kreft
i dette landet.

>>672028343
Ragnar lothbrok

>>672027149
this looks good, more or source?

>>672028183

Muntra upp dig, Sverige är inte så dåligt som media, flashback och /pol/ säger.

>>672028445

you know damn well that norway is full of self-loathing socialists who want to flood it with immigrants, so what will you do to stop them?

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>>672024136
and if we hadnt backed your ass up in ww2, you would be in quite a different position

>>672026671
so triggered, it's funny cos it's true :D

>>672028445
en amrikansk flykning som tar plassen til en sandnigger er jo bedre

>>672028558
Have you ever read...........a history book? No? Oh well, you provably base your opinion on a certain tv series, therefor your point not only incalid, its also moronic!

>>672028343

Common misconception.

It was not "danes" who invaded England, it was vikings or north men(men from the north), Denmark did not exist in that time, only different tribes in what is now Denmark.

Those tribes where united with Svear and Götar(Old Swedish viking tribes) and Norwegian tribes under Ragnar(who where from what is now Sweden).

>>672028361
Fight me, cuckold.

Your resistance only makes my cock harder. And god knows I want some of that nordic white pussy.

>>672028822
Ragnar lothbrok was a real person dumwit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar_Lodbrok

>>672028925
go to fucking sweden then, it's okay to rape them there

>>672028587

Nehej, de ska bygga ett flyktingboende för "ensamkommande barn" 50m från min dörr och migrationsverket ska ha 28 MILJARDER till. Så jo, så jävla illa är det.

>>672028925
Your welcome to the filthy nigger lovers of my homeland! Im married to an australian, and quite happily so, in my country woman think pasta with tomato sauce is a suitable meal. So glad i married out of nation

>>672027059
snap plox

>>672028678

The Norwegians have seen what happens to their neighbor.

>>672028682
25% aid from US.

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>>672026125
seconded

Stop arguing about dumb shit and post more norwegian teenage girls please. My dick needs more

>>672024136
du var vores kælling i 500 år

>>672024136
incorrect, a icelander called Leif Eriksson was first and iceland used to be part of denmark

>>672029436
>iceland
>greenland
lol
you're a fucking moron

also. as states there weren't any fucking countries, they were norse (iceland/sweden/norway/denmark). share the fucking glory you cockgobbler

>>672029051
Did you actually read that artical? Ragnar lothbrok is widely considered a myth by most respected historians, especially here in norway. Theres no proof he lived. Apart from eda's. No proof he was father to those "actual" heroes of the age, and no proof he was brother of the actual rollo lothbrok. You want to rebute me fine, but read do some research first or stfu! He is as real as robin hood. Do you research kid.

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>>672024136
>be an Englishman
>dating 7.5/10 Norwegian girl
>going to the Gathering end of this month together
>feels good man.

>>672029628
this

>>672029436
false.
erik the red was born in norway. leif erikson is therefore of norwegian blood. it is known.

>>672029153
I'm not going to rape them faggot, nor am I on a mission to get them all pregnant. I just want one, and maybe an apartment or something, so I can keep to myself.

>>672029169
I'll think about it, but i'm not really trying to move just to rape, conquer and be even more of a nigger.

>>672028587

>cuck detected

>>672029706
the gathering sucks so much ass

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all the nordics are
old viking warriors

the old west cowboy+native indians,

then you have germany they have no beaches.
so they invade denmark sweden norway
the best place to stay in the nordic countries
in in,. Christiania Copenhagen
it dos'nt matter were you live in any of the nordic countries. we have a social security system that is worth gold!.. who cares about oil anyway?? ... we are rich in the heart
because we have empthy for our loving
family members. namly all that are pleiadian
inheritance, we wont let people die in the streets. like in usa.. we're you can see people.
sleeping in the streets and no one has any
money. the reason you americans are so fucking stupid is because you are poor as fuck
and eat to weakly food.. even people in
highschool are not learning the correct way
as in europe because of your shitty burger and frizze culture... i would rather kill my self.
then be living in usa or some shitty country in the east or poor countries near my own country.. all assholes and criminels trying to steal from our contries..
we need to build a fucking wall again..
and kick out all who dont deserve our land
our history and our culture..
because ,most of the immigrants fucking invaders from space. are sucking like leeches on our banks.- they are all analfabet and use violence as a way to express them selfes
they live in the year 0 and all want a piece of
the honney were we live us the nordic gods
the true gods
Abresus negativ confirmed picture related

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>>672027978
>who is leif erikson?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Erikson

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>>672029966
There is no need to be upset friend.

>>672029706

> 7.5/10 Norwegian girl

How does it feel to be dating the ugliest girl in Norway?

>>672029988
the balls of guy, bad, very bad

>>672030165
kek

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>>672030165
feels Quite nice actually.

Og hvilket år siger du i "rev" jer løs fra Danmark?
Godt i kan nyde lidt godt af alt vores hårde arbejde..

>>672029706
>traveling all the way to fucking hamar just to scream "Arne"
have fun m8

>>672030419
>not going for the video games.
>plebian.

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Norwegians pay my salary via AutoPass. Will travel next week over there to claim my NOKs :-D

Also... until a few years ago, I actually thought that Norwegians were serious and intelligent people. Now that some of them have to work for me... I see that Norway is full of lazy and incompetent people. Also extremely racist, though most times they try to hide it.

Swedes seem to be a bit less incompetent, but... heck, Norway is just a country that's rich due to oil and due to a not-so-corrupt government.
Also... half of the country is still half-built. Roads are shit, even the AutoPass ones; the power goes out every once in a while somewhere in Norway; network companies mostly say that nothing's their fault...

Oh, and booze is so expensive, it's ridiculous.

>>672027410
those eyebrows are from the sixties

>>672029383
Velkommen til 2016 der sverige må ha hjelp av Norge
>BTFO SWECUCK

>>672029696
>the actual rollo lothbrok

>>672030498
booze is expensive, try living in Finland...

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>>672030165
>sidene i en annen galakse

>>672024136
Because none of that matters to me. I'm healthy, my family is healthy, and we live in peace.

Your cuck country will be long gone in 7 years and you will probably be sucking nigger dick because hell yeah scandinavia!

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>>672028719

> "bedre"?
> how so ?

>>672024136
es del zaragoza?

>>672030520
Who the fuck even cares about eyebrows?
You sound like a bitch.

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>>672024136
You will always be a fjällapa Ole

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>>672030706
Until Trump wins and you cucks have to fight for freedom

>>672024398
My dad is Danish faggot.

>>672030498
ofc the roads are shit, tried making a straight road in norwegian terrain? you can't

>>672030961
Then I will fight if necessary.

>>672030777
hvis du vil ha en skitten neger inn i huse ditt så er det bare å invitere han du

>>672030525
men jeg er ikke svensk.

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Need I say more?

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>>672031129
>Being this much of a jew lover
Blue pilled tool

>>672026345
How that nigga pants turn from blue to purple?

>>672030498
everything is expensive, not just the booze. although booze is especially expensive.

>work for me
what do you do mate?

dont drink booze faggots
Australia masterace
has its pros and cons
alot of people that are reuired to slave living minimally to support the supressive and policed nany state.

people literally look down on you in public
you need to crush there fucking skulls
Celtic German British btw
assert dominance or get Failed in classes for not being a Fucking Man.

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>>672031338
kek

>>672024136
Because we have better beaches, weather and food in Spain

>>672024136
Yes and your country is full of muslims that rape you in the ass 24/7 lmao..You scandinavians are afraid of your own shadow.Pussies..

>>672031338
yeah, you do

>>672031369
Cool your head and reread what you wrote, you fucking imbecile.

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>>672031100

Have the norwegians worked out how speed signs work yet?

NOT 60kph is not good way to tell drivers how fast they can drive legally. And with your super expensive speeding tickets...

>>672031100
Yeah, 'cause no other country in the world has mountains.

Also... other than a few people from Oslo... the rest is just a bunch of "normal" people. Nobody really stands out there. Just a big country full of normies.
Some actually start to un-normie themselves travelling to cities like Barcelona, Ibiza or maybe London... but... what a waste.
Girls are kind'a good looking in general though, but most aren't much fun.

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>>672031724
lol in australia my mate g0t caught
108 in 70 zone
394$ ticket
all prices are meant to be visually devastating
394
comment one is 597
just cuz thats a pain to see
its like 500 WHOLE FUCKING BUT ITS 600 WHOL;E FUCKING FUCK.
also another one he got for a simple gps on window "blocking vision like we need to see everywhere
889$

>>672024136
i love based norway, beautiful country. just keep the nignogs out and make beer cheaper, then its perfect

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watch?v=hgsM0JBmO9I

>>672031398
I tell norwegians to fix road related things for me while I sit in my couch browsing 4chan. I pay the norwegian technicians, and then a bunch of rich people pay me for my services.

>>672028445
>Vi er fulle
>We're full
En aldri så liten nyanseforskjell der

I like Norway because it is not Sweden

any pictures of Kianna? or other nice norwegian girls

>>672028445
hænn æ du fra?

>>672024136
>Where to begin? We discovered america

That was Iceland, you retard. And before that was the native Americans. Try again.

>>672032321
what are the qualifications for such a job? I want one.

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P:LE:I:A:D:I:A:N:S

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Your country might not be doing so well as your economy is solely dependant on the cost of oil. Hence your countries economy shrinking as we speak, enjoy your instant coffee peasant.

>>672032550
lægg itj nå skjul på korr du hørre te du ihvertfall
sup

>>672032507
picture?

>>672032507
has anything new been posted?

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Reptillians report in

>>672024136
> ever hear of
> Leaf Ericsson
I guess not fag look it up cuz UR full of shit
> lordfag tard detected

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No (r) way

>>672030604
It's even more expensive in Norway you fucking mongol

Reggies toinen mongoli torilla tavataan vitun paviaani saatana

>>672028343
but then the normans invaded... normans from Normandy loosly translates to "North men" this was also the settlement the vikings made during their invasion of france. so Britain eventually became ruled by the nords again :)

>>672028836
>>672029696
That face when my name is Ragnar

>>672024136
TL;Dr: bow down before the mustard race!!

Typical nord windbag. There was a reason why you succumbed so easily to Christianity...because it was the only thing bigger than your ego.

>>672029894
Nobody wants you ya sandnigger

Norge plz kan en finnjävel komma inom ;__; Jag lovar att jag ska städa sina hus ;__;

Go back to Skyrim

>>672024136
>Where to begin? We discovered america.
Pretty sure the Indians beat you to it.

>We have oil. We're rich motherfuckers.
Yeah because having an oil dependent economy is something to be proud of. You're country is basically a copy of Saudi Arabia, you have just as many sand niggers too.

>We're the reason why british girls are fugly.
They got their looks from you?

>Did i mention we have the hottest women on the planet?
topkek Like this bitch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo

>And that we're so rich we could probably buy you, your family, and your country?
I would love to see you try to buy the USA with you tiny GDP of 351 billion.

>>672034218
>falling for obvious b8

>>672024136
Retard you guys was owned by sweden so we did everything u said

>>672034218
>Dat misinformation
>being dat misinformed

Yup, a Murican

Oh, and one last thing...

WHAT'S WITH THE GAPING/GASPING SOUND WHEN AGREEING WITH SOMEONE!?!?!

It's ridiculous!

>>672024136
For fedrelandet

>>672024136
Well my family's origins are Teutonic. Can I join club Norway?

>>672034798
thats sweden you ignorant americunt

>>672025408
As a Canadian I second this statement

>>672034609
>Dat denial
>Denying the truth so hard

Yup, a Norwegian

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LOL
Denmark discovered america
you got a danish politician drunk and bought the oil from os for like no money
and your flag is a rip of from the danish

Naken bilder, knulle vids ?

>>672030648
lost in translation... fy skam dei

FAEN TA ALT DET PISSPREIKET HER DA!
legg ut bilder av norske jenter

szmbr8
Norsk vola for å dele wins

Russejenter da? noen de er jo det mest sexy'et aldern, ville å fulle

>>672024136
Because Stamford Bridge, motherfucker.

>>672024398
>>672024255
>>672024136
samefag

>>672030015
He didn't discover shit. The Indians were there before him.

>>672034870
Who ever said that I'm americunt? And yes, I've heard tons of norwegians do that awful stupid gasping sound.
I go to Norway at least every 3 months, and EVERY SINGLE MEETING is full of gasping sounds. Stop it already! It's so stupid!

>>672024136
jeg er norsk og det der var fan meg cringe

>>672034870
What the fuck are you talking about? Swedes don't do that shit.

>>672024136
Sant, er en ekte viking motherfucker

Norge är ett fint land. Jag är just nu på skidsemester i trysil. Tänkte kanske besöka någon norsk fjord den här sommaren. Vilken stad (med flygplatts) anser ni norrmän ha de bästa fjordarna?

>>672025532
Tjener forsatt mye mer enn en lærer i USA

german beta over here

>>672036833
I did! jesus christ you are more potato than I initially thought

>>672032793
>thinking our economy sucess is only because of oil
>also we are a leading country in a billion dollar cancer and medical research industry

>>672034218
>oil dependent economy
We don't even use our oil money

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>>672034218

Come back when you're more relevant on the world stage Norway. You ain't shit.

>>672037449
He has a valid point about the gasping though, it is fucken retarded! Just say yes for fucks sake, a gasp instead of a yes is fucken stupid!

>>672034801
Is this bait, or are you just fucken stupid? Tuetonic wasnt a nationality you dumb fuck, it was a chivalric order!

Norwegian amateurs anyone? where to find?
Im british so I dont get the derpa derpa language

>>672027149
Sandnessjøen?

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>>672024136
cant argue with that. wish i was born in norway.

>>672040167
bilder er tatt utenfor fjellsrud skole ved idrettshallen

>>672040272
sikker?

>>672024712
Sure, just get rid off all your sandniggers first. The Aryan race must be restored to its former glory by any means necessary.

>>672024136
The norwegian are the vikins? The tv serie that?

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>>672040416
ja, her er et google bilde av faktisk akkurat der de står

>>672040220
You can always just move.

>>672028682
Yeah, thanks for bombing schools because german bases were too hard to see.
The russians on the other hand, actually managed to hit the enemy.

>>672040807
alrite
er sånne type idrettshaller vanlig i norge?
har bare sett en i Sandnessjøen,

>>672041229
nei, den i sandnessjøen er ikke lik

>>672025154
i prefer 15 yr old pussy

American slang translated to norwegian... Cringe.

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>>672024136
i just try to forget my life is terrible and watch 90s cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs

>>672025922
Hur mycket kostar bra quality gräs i Sverige?

>>672040848
i know and i probably will. chances are even not that bad to fit in, since im lightblond, blue eyed and have a red beard und am educated well enough.
but you know, its just not the same to become part a of a society and to be one from the very beginning. language shouldnt be a big problem though.

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>>672037449
You calling me americunt is almost as stupid as me calling you southafricunt.

You're quite clueless. LOL.

noen fra Mosjøen?

>>672042359
jepp

>>672024136

itt: taking credit for things you have no control over and are completely unrelated to your neck-bearded self

bergen nudes GO

så nordmenn, hva synes dere om abort?

>>672042778
mordi skulle tatt det

>>672042892
triggered

>>672034798
what do you mean?

I'm an americunt who wishes to be Norwegian ;-; hopefully I can go to Oslo for schooling

>>672024136
NOREG SKAL REGJERE

>>672043485
oslo isnt norway

>>672042359
faen Kena, stikk å bygg på bobla di....

>>672024136
Stay delusional dude, without the oil you would all be fucking nothing. It's the same story as with the rich middle eastern states, thei oil is all they have.
And the Norwegians think their opinions are always the best ones and opinions of people from other countries are not.

Sweden doe

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Whatever fag you're gonna get cucked like sweden you filthy nigger. Just being on /b/ proves you're a degenerate.

>>672043813
Without oil Norway would only have fish and stone for export.

Fick you. Sweden will always be superior

Marit Larsen is hot

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>>672024136
>If you're not norwegian, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Because I'm a glorious Finn.

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>>672035220
If you just look at the map you can see that Denmark got its fair share of the sea.

>>672044889
That girl has the downs.
>Hun er en potato.

>>672044889
Kek, the old guy stashed a throwing knife in his beanie.

>>672024136
Estonian gilrs are better
Kys norfag

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>>672024136
Because i plan to move to norway and be with you guys, let me in bls, i work and learn your language, and i am handsome, seriouly guise, let me in bls

>>672024852
Just like almost any other salmon you buy anywhere in the world. Just read the damn label. "Norway"

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>>672044889
>glorious
>Finn
Pick one

>>672044889
>cucked by Sweden and Russia since like forever
>glorious

Pick one.

>>672026071
Han har jo ikke det din kuk

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>>672045215
Nope.

>>672045327
The old guy is the mighty Väinämöinen and the knife is a puukko.

>>672045371
I'll pick both, because I can.

>>672045458
And we got rid of them both eventually. Quite a feat for such a small nation.

>>672030498
Roads arent straight becuse of all the ice you dumb fuck

>>672041067
youre welcome, fam

>>672025922
Øl kan fås for 2-3kr i Danmark, hahaha. Hold ud, fjeldabe

>>672043224
Hap, hap!

>>672024136
edgy

>>672024136
Because:

Norway is literally the shitbucket of Europe
Its as big as Germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it.
Never won a war or start an empire.
Sucks ball at sports of any kind.
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics.
Hitler literally see the Norwegians as subhumans and wants Norwegian clay so he can populate the aryans from Germany in it.
Any average person will only know Norway as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find Norway on the map and consistently mistook Norway for either Sweden or Finland.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Norway is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians (well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there.
Norway was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes Norway literally the shithole of Europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

>>672024136

WE WUZ KINGZ!

>>672030648
>sidene

spar meg dårlig forsøk på å leke 4chan på norsk a. Funker ikke nybøg.

>nybøg

Ser du?

noen fra tønsberg?

>>672046041
hva