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More pictures of "british cuisine"

>>672007142
looks like american shit
>>672007180
>>672007004
pathetic arab dog food

Least we don't have spray on cheese

>>672007004
Amerifat here, Believe me, we eat worse than that

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>>672007299

This is what british people eat you fucking mong.

im British and i aint eaten ur mums pussy before

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Nothing compares to american food.

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>>672007353

you sure?

>>672007461

that guys fat as fuck, but noone can hate ribs m8

>>672007004
damn i must order a kebab for me tea

>>672007312

You Brits eat the parts of animals that are not meant to be eaten

Prob cause you guys still have some caveman DNA in you

>>672007585

>weird grey, wet cardboard looking meat.

Fixed.

>>672007004
well its better for you than MC'd not even joking.

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could be worse, this is what German take out looks like

Just cos u can get that dosen't mean its what everyone eats, or that the food is even british which most of that is NOT

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Chinese munchie box as some inbred brits actually think this is "branching out"

>>672007685

The Fuhrer would be proud

>>672007004
'Murrican here, other than those carrots in the corner. That actually looks good.... those are carrots right?

>>672007004
Bubble and squeak, though. So good.
>American that does work across the pond reporting in

>>672007668
the worst part of mcd is the carbs and salt, I doubt the stuff in OPs pic is any better about that.

>>672007312
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.

>>672007730

shutup you fucking inbred cunt. Go fuck your mum with two heads.

>SHUV IT UP ME LUV, YEH, UR LUSH, RIGHT THERE M8

>>672007004
>shows delish food
>thinks anyone anywhere is anything but jealous

Topkek m8

>>672007763

Nope, pakoras. some sort of indian style fried turd.

>>672007004
Scottish, not British.

>>672007004
>This is what some people actually eat.
/thread

>>672007599
Its one of the most multicultural places on earth of course we do maybe in a few years you amerifats might try something other than fast food, salad maybe?

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>>672007004
>Not even amerifats are this bad.
We actually are. But props on exposing the british as hypocrites who are just upset because their empire is now ours.

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>>672007004
>it doesn't have le bright candy-like colours so I no want to eaty lemao ecksdee

>>672007855
New meme, nice

>>672007490
that box states pizza what kind of faggot accept fries from a pizza place... Italian and French foods clash the taste budz.

>>672007997
This

>>672007312
Don't be a bellend, of course we do. And its scrumptious.

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>>672008103

Get cancer and die a slow death.

>>672007004
Ah fuck everything's touching!

You're sick Britain! Sick I say!

I've seen american food, and the size of the fat fucks that eat it by the bucket.

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>>672007763

Nah, that'll be chicken and lamb shish kebab.

>>672007577
Where I'm from, we actually make a distinction between ribs and charcoal.

>>672007461
are you sure they're cooked m8?

lot a bit pink to me ^_________^

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>>672008153
>current year
>he still orders his pizza from a chain that only sells pizza

go to a restaurant with good take out, order a pizza and whatever the fuck you want to go with it

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>>672008102
See, but that at least looks fresh and hasn't been growing zika for two days.

>>672007859
Nice comeback, ameritard im guessing?

>>672007004
Well, that explains why the Brits are the lard-asses of Europe, second only to the Americans for disgusting obesity.

Iiiii dun know OP

I seen shit to make that look like a joke over here in murrica

>>672008204
Finish your dinner or straight to bed Timmy

>>672007004
So did a bunch of fast food joints just sit down and said 'Why not make a food box aimed exclusively at unemployed stoners' or how did this come into existence?

>>672008102
>just upset because their empire is now ours.
You're just keeping it warm for the Chinese son.

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Mushroom omelette for breakfast.
Peasoup for lunch.
Brussel sprouts and lean meat for dinner.
Snacked on an orange and some raspberries between meals.

r8 my meals from today /b/

>>672007461
How the fuck is that guy not dead? How do you get that big?
If I was that big, I'd just fucking kill myself before my eventual heart attack kills me.

>>672008372
Nice moves keep em up.

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looks quite good to the humble mind

>>672008448

you can keep guessing.

>>672007004
>claims brit food is worse than amerifood.
>shows pics of 'food' only very drunk people buy at the end of a night out.
>must be baiting.

>>672007004

>Kebab and some fries

What's you fucking point?

>>672008469

So much this.

>>672007004

Amerifat here...

I'd give it a go with a m8 or two.

>>672008102
what empire? you don't even have india, or singapore, or hong kong. your "empire" is sending young men to get killed in the iragistan countries, while Russia makes a fool of you.

>>672007004

fuck off m8 i eat activated almonds every fucking day cunt i bet you don't even drink alkalised water what a fuckhead

>>672007855
HEY GUESS WHO IT IS, AM FUCKING DIE, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY? THEIR DEAD BURIED IN THE GORUND, NOW AM COMING AFTER YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR DOGS THERE SO I CAN STICK MY BIG FAT COCK IN ITS MOUTH AND I HOPE IT CHEWS ON IT BECAUSE I LIKE TO MUTILATE MY OWN COCK, YOU KNOW?

>>672008102
Remind me again what countries are in your empire? Yeah didn't think so

> ITT newfags take the bait.

>>672007855
You suck and I hate the fuck out of you and i want you out the fuck of this fucking forum you spit sucking slimy sick excuse for rotting zombie flesh that you are and you are too because thats all you fuck is ugly rotting smell of death zombie flesh from every bad horror flick ever produced your wretch winch witch hosebag mother was a fucking corpse anyway even from the very begginning when she was born out of a rank and dirty green diseased piss filled test tube she is ill with countless sexual diseases because she got them from makin it with the garbage trash that you and your sleazy worthless kind do it with and you live like a slob too you dont even flush your hideous toilet or use deodorant so you smell like the crack of a bums ass the kind your sister licks with her lizard like forked toungue at lunchtime to get her nourishment at least when she isnt near a dirty smell scummy toilet where she can lick and chew and gnaw with her yellow rotting teeth on the lumps of toilet paper that are filled with vast quantities hard peanutty lumps of poop and thats what makes up her draino caustic ridden chemically imbalanced brain too cause she is stupid and drives a really shitty car the kind that they would use in maacco commercials but its even worse than that cause they wouldnt even consider using it in their commercial cause it was too ugly and stinky so she fucked the director for nothing and ate his shit because she liked it and had to have it fill her repugnant slut mouth right up to and even beyond the bitches brim just like your ganglean yak anus loving dick does at the end of a long night when you come home from the starCaliber bars because you couldnt get some shit eater like yourself to piss on

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>>672007004
absolutely disgusting. wow Britain.

>>672008603

>That weird looking, grey colored, wet cardboard in the picture.
>Kebab

Pick one.

>>672008481
>he thinks China is anything but low cost factory workers propped up by US disposable incomes
Stay in school.

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Im english and never have i seen take-away kebab served in a pizza box, that's just bizarre.

This is what kebab & chips actually looks like.

It's actually not that bad.

Kofte kebab was a thing in turkey and around that area for a long while, basically a sausage made out of mince meat, and i guess somebody wanted to make a more consistent texture so it could be sliced into strips, so they ground it down to a pulp in order to make donner kebab.

Obviously it's shit quality meat, but no worse than mcdonalds chicken nuggets.

>>672008102
>because their empire is now ours
I'm not even British and lol'd. Nothing funnier than the average Americans sense of self-importance.

>>672007004
Proof that you can sell anything to a drunk.

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>>672008611

Mexico surpassed America as the fattest nation in the world.

>>672008799
lol this cuck I bet he's never finished a whole beer in his life LOOOOOOOL

>>672008781
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

All this thread accomplished was making me hungry

>>672008587

>Implying this isnt an ordinary meal for your average fat cunt brit.

Fuck off.

>>672008153
and by french foods you mean...?

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>>672007004
Sandmonkey food, would not touch.

>not even americans are that bad

yes, they are

and much worse

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Americans know how to eat

>>672008781
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>672008242
This we don't get whale people here, fat definately, obese even but there nothing on the giants you have in good ol us of a

>>672007004
>This is what British people actually eat.
You mean that is what the stereotypical British person will eat when completely pissed on a weekend. Also the state of that box is fucking disgusting, I've never had a takeaway place scrimp on putting shit in different boxes, garlic breads are where it's at anyway m8, donner meat is fucking horrible.

>>672008930
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you’re a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I’m raping you, Fucking queer. You don’t know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris’ wife. She couldn’t even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you’re nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you’re stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You’re not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don’t you stop and ask yourself, “Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don’t know when to shut the fuck up?”. Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

>>672008925

lolz ecks dee xD :3


7/11 was an inside job guiz. hehe

>>672008930
, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

>>672007004
Nothing wrong with fish, chips, and barbied filliwits

>>672007855
you humongous scumpot buffalo anus chewing blister headed roach faced whore slime fuck get the fuck out of here i will run you out of town myself and i wont need marshall dillon to do it because you never heard of him because your tv sucks and gets shitty reception cause you are too stupid to attach an antennae to it they wouldnt even sell you one at the tv store cause you were to cheap to buy basic cable and you stunk so bad and had so many flies around you laying eggs in your hair you are a maggot nursery you scared off all the customers everything about you is totally sick your measly life is pathetic you suck and your whole family sucks go kill your self with a god damn chainsaw i will cut down the biggest tree in the world and let it fall on you and squash you into the fucking dirt you are fertilizer that plants and bugs dont even eat you are truly non scrumptious to even the lowest of all life forms if rocks were alive they wouldnt touch you either nothing on this great planet will touch you at least it was great until you came along my job is to basicly eradicate disintegrate and annihilate you into total nothingness not even a trace of you has to be here or it will grow into another one of you and thats all this world needs is another bad sci fi horror show but i wont mind cause i will get to destroy you all over again yes and i will too so lets get fucking started shall we i wont show you any mercy cause you dont deserve any not even from god he is waiting also to kill the shit out of you he hates you he didnt even make you to begin with that was someone that broke into his house when he was out creating another universe cause you have ruined this one with your presence you are trash and you have ruined this whole universe and now we have to make spaceships to get the fuck out of here but we wont have to if you destroy yourself now do it scum or i will cave in your chest with a dozen industrial strength acme buggs bunny pneumatic jackhammers

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>>672008587
Are you saying the brits don't do the exact same thing with american foods?

>>672008781
kekekek

u a fagit nigger

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>>672007749
eating your food out off cardboard box??

>and you people call us slavs niggers of europe??

>>672009062
UmAD BRO? U sound MaD LOOOOOOL

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>>672008153
>unironically believes fries are from france

t. john smith

>>672007004
Looks pretty good tbh fam, I'd tear that shit up right now.

>>672008914
What an amazing achievement. First the moon, now second fattest in the world. America is back on top.

donner kebab is tasty as fuck, im sure its lamb

One time i went with school to London (I'm from belgium)
We stayed at a guest family. My god the food there was so fucking bad . French fries where like a wet towel. The burger was greasy as fuck. Disgusting shit. We Belgians don't eat the nicest food. But atleast we know how to cook our food.

>>672007749
No brits think that is branching out....
We have our very own Tikka Masala for that.

>>672008942
>Fuck Off
>greatest comeback ever

I bet you've been saving that insult for the longest time ever....

>>672009194
They're from freedom

nice bait :^)

>>672008983
Why is it that you demand I tell you what I had said when it is written in the text of the post number you quoted? Can you not read? And I am not a bitch, I have a girlfriend and I treat her well. I don’t believe in fighting, so you being in the Navy Seals is a characteristic I deem unimportant. Obviously your ego is more important than your being, since you keep track of rough estimates of your psychotic rampage victims to later relay to strangers. I am assuming you mean guerrilla warfare. Since gorilla warfare is more of a comedic thought I just conjured in my head. In light of your apparent illiteracy, I can’t help but ask, how do you go about wiping my existence of the face of the Earth if you can’t spell? In your cutesy jetliner armed with tittie missiles? Explain the physics of a missile to me in clear detail, from the air it soars through to the mechanisms of triggering the explosion. You know about as much as your literacy. Go ahead page your secret spies for duty, it will be a lost mission because my data is completely secure. I’m hidden behind the curtains of the internet. If you can be anywhere, anytime, I expect you in your goofy jetliner and your fellow spies at my door in 3, 2, 1…oh sorry. Nothing. You call my life sad when your life is just one giant exaggeration: inflating your ego to ethereal heights by making assumptions about people that aren’t true as a means of intimidation (comedic intimidation, might I add) and putting people down left, right and centre. Your the guy who fronts the virility online to make up for that which you lack in person. Another thing about you is that you cannot reason.

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>>672008102

Do you see the allegorical 'India' offering a 'munchie box' in this pic? No, you do not.

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>>672008876
Protip: The world economy would collapse if America became non-interventionist. You watch our movies, listen to our music and when we say jump you ask how high. You may think your governments are your own but they are puppets who bend to our whims. Deny it all you want but you're on an American site begging for attention from your American masters. See you at the next meeting of the UN (which we run because none of you could keep your shit together in the last century), kids. ;)

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If you've never had The Hat, you need to buy a plane ticket to California and get sine of these fucking fries...

American food and British food are two sides of the same cultural coin.

Anglo-Meh.

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>>672009091
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She return with 50 car hook door man hand car hook.

>>672009159
what is pizza?

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>>672009368
>Anglo-Meh

Made me chuckle.

>>672009386
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>672007353
>britbong detected

>>672008984
I'm a brit ya tool

>>672008785
Only halal joints sell this crap presumably for drunk people.

>>672009130
i will burn you with a piece of molten sun go die i hate you leave this planet you are hated and loathed in every corner of the world even the penguins at the south pole hate you and want to kill you they wait day and night for you to step foot on their continent they will freeze you in a block of ice for an eternity if they even see you and i would drag you there naked over a dirt road but there is such a long line of people waiting to destroy you and your entire buttfucking excuse for a family they will just lynch all of you and rip their guts out and let them run into the street why dont you just save them the trouble and run into the street right now so as the cars can run you down into the dirt where you belong you are dirt you eat dirt that has poop in it you suck on exhaust pipes in your spare time you haven't the luck to do it long enough to kill yourself climb into my engine compartment so my cars fan can get a chance to cut your skankly green dick off so you cant reproduce and make this world even more unbearable for everyone else go eat dead bodies they are your only source of fucking food cause food wilts spoils and dies when around your rancid filthy body god hates you too you make my grass die when you walk down the street i should call the fucking cops they will arrest you for every crime in the book and you wont be able to run in that silly ass way that you do cause the cops will have helicopters and drop napalm on you it is worth losing a whole block if they can get you the cops have a picture of your ugly pus covered face in every car they own even the cops on tv have orders to shoot you full of holes on sight you cant hide you never learned how to hide you are too stupid to grasp the idea of hide and seek the kids never played with you in school because you dressed like a fucking slob hippy fuck from some worthless past decade they kicked you and teased you and made you suck their cocks

>>672007004
>Scottish
They're part of Britain but only when we want them to be.

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>>672007004
That looks fuckin good tbh

>>672009541
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry.
The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child.
I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence.
Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed.
Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

>>672009510
well that makes a lot of sense actually. arabs are pig disgusting.

#takebritainback
#nodirtytowelheads
#Cuckhammed

>>672009360
4Chan is run by the yellow man these days, m00t has gone back to his people in fairyland.

That's not healthy looking.

>>672009212

Most english people prefer fries that aren't completely rigid. A lot prefer fries that are quite floppy.

Also
>implying you'll find a burger anywhere in the world that isn't greasy

I'm guessing you went to a burger stand and got sidewalk garbage for dinner and now you're blaming the entirety of england for the fact that you were too poor to eat anything other than street food.

I'm english and even i wouldn't eat that trash, but i'm glad you did.

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Butter anyone?

>>672008876
hi. thnx for speaking American English. Keep obsessing over us and using out image board.

>>672009687
Servers are in America. Nice try though, kid.

>>672009687
Sad that's the only point you got out of that. Much like the yellow man owns British steel industries

>>672007749
These portions are huge

>>672009510
>presumably

EY BOIS CHECK OUT THIS CUNT, NEVER BEEN DRUNK, NEVER HAD KEBAB

fkn cotton socks kek

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>>672009541

Never read it, faggo

>>672009365
I didn't know this was a food porn thread

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>>672009687
moots suckin on poodle dicks in hell

What's with piling masses of steamed greasy filth into a cardboard box?

>>672009802
No, it's some Indian cunt that was giving Blair a BJ when he was running the show.

>>672009732
>I'm english
Tell us more about how you like to wear dresses.

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Savory pancakes nom nom
Those foodboxes look like shit, not sure if id let my dog eat them

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So hungry right now...

>>672009502
I know i was agreeing with you sorry if that wasnt clear

>>672009832
It is... now you know.>>672009832

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>>672009920

you're retarded, kill yourself

>>672009807
How the fuck is cotton socks an insult?

>>672009926
You seem metrosexual (halfgay).

>>672007429
Notice the drink.

They're Scottish, probably from Glasgow.

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>>672009933
>eating plain toast while seeing all of this food

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>>672007429
This looks like Scottish or north English cuisine, please don't confuse the rest of the UK with those cretins

>>672009668
i will nail you to the front of a semi truck and drive it over a fucking cliff you son of a bitch you cant comprehend that cause you are too brainless so just fill your house with gas and light a match you cant even do that you are so worthless i cant trade you for dirt you cant do anything but take up space you are a vegetable that rots in sewage and slime you eat bugs and brush your teeth with piss and defecate on the floor and sleep in it because you love shit and you eat shit you are shit i hate you you have every sickness in the world you contaminated sloth fuck you to death with an i beam you need to be raped and beaten within an inch of your life you shit faced asshole pig fucker you fuck pigs cause you are one you are to stupid to know the difference between animal cunt and your own you suck on bricks to pass the time you need to be taken to a junkyard and cut with rusty metal and then have a corroded drive shaft rammed up your ass by an entire pro football team you drunk worthless stinky sheep fucker get out of my face you are utterly ugly and disgusting in unimaginable vast quatities of ways and means you make me sick take your god damn dog with you too your dog is so stupid you make him eat the shit out of your asshole cause he is too dumb to know how to eat dog biscuits he is a mangy mutt that should be put to sleep but they wont waste perfectly good poison on him he should be run over by a truck laden with the heaviest of steel and concrete so as to squash him into a pancake that no one will recognize except of course your whore of a mother who will scrape it off with her teeth and take it to your messy dirty house to be cooked for dinner so your dad can get the energy up to fuck your sisters while listening to you moan and groan as i stick needles into your eyes you dont need to see cause no one wants to see you you suck and you live in a man hole

>>672009360
Jesus christ you never think americans can be this delusional in real life, your a troll right? Surely your a troll

>>672009541
i cried laughing you autist fuck

>>672008502
How the fuck is that guy not dead?
Because he's American!

How do you get that big?
Be American!

... I'd just kill myself before my eventual heart attack kils me ...
What do you think he's cooking there? He's cooking heart attacks! And he eats them! America!

>>672008930
You have my IP, oh I see. well what the fuck are you going to do you little faggot? I'll DDOS your retarded uncles fucking wheelchair you stupid fag, god your so faggot that faggots wouldn't even fuck you, you should just fucking kill your self. I bet you can't even do that because you're unsuccessful at everything, you can't even fucking breath properly fucking mouth breathing cunt. Fucking come find me you little faggot, there will be that many connections to your face you will think you're a fucking robot and when you're comatose on the floor I'll get my homies to come rape your ass with big nigger cock, THATS RIGHT! Fucking don't know who you messing with bitch.

>>672010127
Southern poof, wanking off Pakis & Somalis into your mouth

>>672007749
So many carbs

>>672010134
You can stop samefagging now

Still not as bad as McDonalds,OP. Americans remain the most disgustingly fat people in the world.

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>>672010206
dafuq is this

take your disgusting kebab and fuck off. mexican food is so much better. just look at these sandniggers behind the counter and try not to puke. cleanse it the fuck out of europe

>>672010268
Inbred wanker. How's the steel business? Oh wait...

>>672010020
wow knew he was young but this guy doesn't actually know what socks are

Fucking topKEK

>>672009805
Thats because in britain your allowed to share food

>>672010169
>the man saying true things i don't want to be true must be a troll
Learn the meanings of words before trying to use them in public.

>>672010049
I'm English and enjoy it, although my mates take the piss.

>>672008624
>with a mate or two

>>672010356

same as this
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>>672007004
Friendly reminder the only national cuisines worth talking about are the French, Belgian and Italian cuisine

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>>672010206

thats so fucking gross. the fuck is that red stuff on the pizza.

>>672008851
Ty anon for clearing obvious bait thread up

>>672010534

the fuck does a munchy box have to do with tumblr you gigantic spastic.

>>672010493
faggot detected
go hang out on /r/fagotry with all your "foodie" faggot friends, you pretentious turd

>>672007004
Brit reporting in, that Donna Kebab, Personaly never eaten it and never will. It is the bottom of the barrel food.
And as others have stated only drunk people actually eat this. Its also Arab food not British

>>672010206
Wings, steak-ums, Tomato chunk pizza, cheese fries, with a salad on the side, please.

>>672008851
we have this too in the Netherlands

>>672010386
I'm sorry I don't speak your bent tooth language.

>>672010366
Half-Paki arse bandit

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>>672010023
Nah son
U can cook and get pussy, it helps

>>672007855
You don't need to add cornstarch to the piss. If you just cook down a lot of piss, you'll eventually get to the consistency you're looking for. That's the only part I read tho

>>672010421
Nothing he said was true apart from the movies and music shit, so self righteous. "USA, USA, USA"

>>672010629
>OP beeing this butthurt

>>672009102
>y-you guys do it too!
Faggots on 4chan making sweeping generalisations about every country. Just 'cause other people are faggots doesn't make OP any less of one.

>>672007429
Yir a clatty wee basturt, eating that shite - they Hamilton Accies could have wanked aff intae that stinking munchie boax that I widnae even gie tae the dug.

>>672010296
Lol you got nothing else to say britfag? They have McDonalds all over the world retard.

How come Canada is full of pretendy French people and their national dishnis chips, cheese and gravy?

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>>672007461
That's fucking gross

>>672010669

Turkish to be exact.

>>672010405
I'd say direct him to the burns unit but it ain't free over there.

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>>672007004
Dude
In America
We put that box in a sandwich

Yall aint got shit on us

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>>672010673
>steak-ums
Donner meat actually m8 read the thread, fucking vile but I'd try it any day over whatever the fuck those are supposed to be.

I can actually defend a munchy box. It might look fucking awful and be unhealthy as shit. But chicken pakora, doner, chips and cheese and the sauces they provide are fucking great.

>don't judge a book by its cover

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>>672008942
For a fattie then yes, but they're not the average.

>>672010813
>being this in denial about international power balance
You see, that's why you are where you are and we are where we are. You can't see the writing written on the wall. Probably why we're perpetually saving you people from the next world changing threat.

You americans might know this food as Shawarma, maybe that provides some clarity.

>>672010127
>insults scots and northerners
>actually uses the word 'cretin'

Way to go with Victorian insults.....
Btw, I just pissed in your Pimms.

>>672011017

Those chips look fucking delicious anon

>>672010738
WEWLAD
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>>672011001
Thats got to be 3rd degree after both those

>>672011033
>whatever the fuck those are supposed to be
This is why google exists, mouthbreather.

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>>672007749

Can someone tell me what these are called?

Is this like street food?

In NYC you can get some streetfood in a styrafoam thing, but these things are insane.

They have soooo much food and meat. I would love to try this.

If I visit northern europe, what will I be asking/looking for?

>>672011136
Or Kabobs. Can't even spell it right the retards

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mmm british food

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Amerifag here. While I can say the food in OPs picture looks terrible, at least it doesn't look nearly as fucked as any Hardees.They even go so far as to play on the American stereotype by including hot women in bikinis and explosions and shit In to their commercials. It's fucking sad really. Pic related.

>>672008851
>>672010571

Scotland, munchy box. Look it up.

>>672011234
You still have not answered my question.

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>>672011033
Nah m8, they're called steak ums here.
AKA: Sliced steak

Shit food, dry as hell, only good for specific home dishes in poor areas.

>>672008497
10/10 take your shit to /fit/ and go lift.

>>672011067
Name one? don't say a war either cos thats bullshit and you know it

>>672011232
These things way like 6 pounds
Im not even close to joking
People cant handle fine dining

This thread is completely retarded. Nobody in Britain eats anything like what's been posted unless they've had 24 pints of Stella.

>>672007004
Bait seen before about 2 weeks ago. Nice try faggot.

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>>672010884
Fuck sake neebor. Waahnt tae say that agayn, but this time in Englash? Know whit ah mean mucker?

>>672008497
Eat more protein.

>>672011287
Munchie box, basically a box of a bit of everything the takeaway has. Usually chipsz Donner meat (gyro meat for you) bits of chicken done tandoori or tikka style, a burger of some sorts chicken pakora (deep fried in batter) and garlic and chilli sauces. You usually get a can or two of coke or whatever as well.

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>>672011265
Actually I did look them up, still confused over how the fuck that came to be food especially with such a retarded name, all I can think of is a 12 year old aspie with a lisp asking his mother to cook them for dinner.

If you're the guy I replied to and not some amerifat bandwagoner then use google yourself you fucking moron because at least a dozen people had already said what that meat was.

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>>672007142
Poorly presented but looks delicious. Would eat/10

>>672011287
You go to the right spots on the east coast you get one of those disposable baking pans filled with shit
Macedonian places
Spanish places
And so on

absolutely disgusting.

mammamia fate schifo

>>672011477
But that's all we know how to do anon. Our country was founded on war and sabotage and it'll go down in flames in the same fashion.

>>672011287
this is food only drunk people/scottish people/ or fat teenagers buy and post on snapchat saying "peng"
the fact you amerifats think we all eat this proves you're just as retarded as I thought.
at least we dont give a fucking supersize option in england you fat fucks.

>>672011287
Varied kebab meat, last one is chinese food

>>672007599
no part of an animal is "meant" to be eaten

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welcome to britain

>>672011477
They think it's communism. Or socialism. Or Islam. Or not wanting guns. Or not supporting CIA installed military regimes.

>>672011589
>image.jpg
>posting from a n iPhaggot device
>calls other people morons even though he can't google worth a shit

>>672011475
Donner meat is very rarely beef, usually lamb or much worse depending on who you ask.

>>672009331
Wow ur really cute
>//u//<
*blushes*

*blushes bright red and shudders*
I-I was just trying to get your attention.
Im not popular enough to have kik.
*bows* >/////<
*runs on all fourd

Uwaaa!!? *blushes beet red*
Onii-chan how could you call me that??!!
>//~//<
*winds arm back to slap you*
*stops*
*blushes crying and hugs you*
Onii-chan Im sorry we fought
*kisses your cheek* >//////<

O-Onii-Chan I never knew....
O/////O
When you were cold, you were actually trying to protect me.
*blushes and looks away*
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enjoy you're stay

>>672007004
Mate that doesn't have shit on the finnish takeout food.
I just bought 16 hot wings, they were bunched in a plastic bag WITH THE FUCKING SAUCE so they were just swimming in there, bag tied up, just thrown in the lil' white box with all the other shit.
Like what? They had the fucking mayo in its own lil' sealed cup, do the same to the fucking sauce so the wings won't have to swim in that shit and get aids.
Fuck.
Also just now ordered some kebab because of aforementioned disappointment.
Box looks about the same as OPs except smaller. Will post image in a while.
Expecting something like >>672008851 except errything on one side, obviously.

>>672011475

You can't really compare that to donner kebab though because donner kebab comes in to the shops frozen as a giant dick of meat on a pole and they cook it rotisserie style and slice the meat off themselves so its quite juicy and flavoursome, it's greasy as fuck and unhealthy but its nothing like steakumms. They do that sort of microwavable doner meat here in england and it's terrible.

>>672011589
I'm the anon that you responded to.
>>672011475
I'm just throwing out the american version of them.

>>672011677
If only he lived in Naples where the delivery driver would be robbed at gunpoint before he could drop this off.

At least we don't eat out of buckets and we know how to use a knife and fork. Fucking heathens.

>>672009360
>You watch our films, listen to our music
Sure, and my favourite band came from Manchester, while my dad prefers Pink Floyd. When I think of my favourite films, the first that come to mind are all English. Meanwhile my government isn't asking 'what's going on in America?' it's 'Are we gonna leave the EU or not?'.

You must have a seriously overinflated ego if you think America's anything but what Britain is to you; a foreign land, worth knowing the gist of what's going on in, but little more.

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muricah

>>672007461
you can survie being like this?

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>>672007490
scotland, not britain

>>672011989
That's not even American wtf.

>>672011477
>don't name one of those wars you have to fight on my behalf because all the men in my country are cowards and everyone in general is too short sighted to pay enough taxes to have a decent national defense

>>672011811
Basically whatever uncle sam puts on fox news

>>672011868
Wouldn't lamb, if cooked right, not be able to hold such a shape? Wouldn't that mean the meat is old/overcooked?
>>672011902
Nah they can't compare. Steakumms are oven/microwave shits.

Noone sells Sliced steak in grocery stores, you need to get them from delis.

>>672012059
it's defintely american look hw bad it looks.
have to be american

>>672012064
No we spend it on healthcare instead of really big ships.

This thread made me hungry af

>>672011851
>a n iPhaggot device
Holy fucking shit anon did you come up with that all by yourself? lol exdeee you're so clever!

I'm sorry if the 12 year old comment ruined your happy memories of your mum making you shit food, but it still isn't donner meat, you seem utterly incapable of reading nevermind using Google.

>>672012195
Right?
I'm skinny as fuck so "America is fat" doesn't make me angry, just hungry.

>>672011871
>you're

That looks lovely , cannot beat a munchie box full of food

>>672012195
Me too, I actually want a munchie box now

>>672012064
Read a fucking history book you dumb shit

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BEHOLD THE PARMO!
>North-East checking in

>>672011950
>pretending he's a hipster and likes some band from england so he doesn't have to admit he really listens to American music
>can't name an english film yet pretends he likes them
>doesn't understand the irony of his government discussing whether or not they'll leave their imitation united states (protip: you won't. you want to be us)
You'd have quite the ego too if you lived in the country that runs the planet.