You're allowed to kidnap one celebrity to be your personal sex slave, who and why?
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>>671961214
>>671983342
who is that?
>>671983506
I cant remember her name, she is in sin city two and 300 two.
I would fucking ruin her
>>671983780
Eva Green
she does full frontal nudity and fucks her brother in The Dreamers but it's a dull movie and she has a revoltingly hairy cuntbush
She's so adorkable
Re-claiming Alyson Hannigan
>>671984069
>revoltingly hairy cuntbush
Its a good job I like those then, isn't it
>>671983342
nice Body, nice face, nice tits
-> EMRATA
>>671984229
especially for you anon
Jordyn Jones
>>671984302
I've already got that saved but thanks anyway.
11 year old Ronan Parke was so effeminate it wouldn't even be gay to fuck him
>>671984360
you're fucking weird anon
>>671984360
Eva Green's dinner plate-sized nipples and revoltingly hairy cuntbush
0D2EC4B
Ann Frank
Zooey all the way.
Back in HS I knew this girl who looked just like her, pretty much the school slut.
Good times were had
>>671984847
Ann Frank is bae <3
She's Australian so she's got a similar accent to me which I love. She's drop dead gorgeous and an amazing person.
Would def be her.
>>671983723
Get fucked schume poster
I ain't even joking
Since I've known the about the band in '04
>>671985056
Yeah she ain't bad
Dadario
>>671983723
ewwww
Liv
>>671983506
>>671983780
>filename
faggots
>>671983342
>>671984297
/thread
>>671983342
Drumpf
>>671984089
who she
>>671984089
thank god for the fappening
>>671986428
melissa benoist.
she's been nude in homeland, and her nudes were leaked in the fappening. see image below
>>671986537
>>671983342
This one
>>671986963
good choice
>>671985056
Yea she was hot af in My Name Is Earl
>>671987001
Thank you good sir
>>671984685
Didn't think I could hate her more than I already do
Phoebe Cates
>>671986963
Chest a little flat but eh
>>671987638
Why tf did it make me reply to that
>>671983896
Love that plastic slut.
>>671983342
Damn you anon, she'd definitely be at the pointy end of my list.
>my backup
>>671984787
Good call
Body made for sex
>>671987809
>>671983342
Scar-jo for sure.
Both
>>671987622
For those that don't know her, many loads spent.
Vikander
>>671984126
Ooh my
>>671988008
Yes
Call me old fashioned
Rebecca Ferguson?
>>671988516
I first fapped to her in Irreversible. Good times.
>>671988516
Or tasteful
>mfw her in Matrix
Cara Delevingne
>>671987638
You sure?
>>671988743
>>671988779
She might be full blown retarded but I don't suppose it matters when she's a sex slave
>>671988690
Guh. That was a piece of shit character in a piece of shit sequel. She was the only saving grace of those 2+ hours I'll never get back.
>>671988801
fake?
>>671988690
>>671988951
Italian meat, better meat
>>671988984
Yes
>>671988951
Man, that was my introduction to her
>>671988690
>>671988951
The sequels were terrible but there's no way anyone wasn't struck dead seeing her like this
>>671988951
based belucci
>>671988654
Same here bud same here.
>>671989145
>can have any woman
>pick a woman with a grandma face and eyes pointing two different directions
you really are drunk right now, aren't you
>>671989128
>>671989116
>>671988951
calm down, let others post other women.
Kesha. Because society doesn't need to hear her filthy whore based "music"
>>671989145
>>671989266
7/10 would smash
Fine Piece of Argentine Meat
Ai Shinozaki. Easy.
>>671988112
you must be like 30 or something
>>671988743
my first order of business would be to shave brow.
>>671989752
Probably
>>671988840
She needs a lot of effort to look nice in good clothes, makeup and coke.
You want someone who'll still look cute sat in a pile of her own shit, bloodied and crying.
Always loved her
>>671987938
Nice choice of backup
>>671989347
>>671990078
>>671988951
>Monica
>Carrie
>Wino
Mah niggahs
>
>>671989640
>>671990078
Hell's yeah. Agree with Winona.
>>671983506
>>671983780
Being this new
>>671989752
Or something.
Mckayla any day.
>>671990648
Something.
>>671990922
ass ta ass
>>671990922
>>671989512
holy moly maccaroni
Michelle Trachenburg
I'd eat her ass until my tounge fell off
>>671984864
For a second there, i thlught she was cosplaying as elizabeth.
>>671990922
best jennifer is drugged jennifer
I'd lick every inch of her and then go to down on her asshole.
>ITT
>>671991487
Mature still a good choice
>>671991590
Damn straight.
>>671991437
She totally could though
>>671991487
Just to clarify, would you lick every inch of her including her asshole, then go down on her asshole again, or would you skip the asshole-licking part and save it for last?
>>671988516
She's like 50, but like Sarandon or Diane Lane, she'd get it.
Hannah Simone
>>671991676
Save it for last, and slow down nearer that point as well, to savour the buildup.
>>671991487
>Dem milk bags
>>671991799
Ah got you. Thanks for clarifying that my good sir.
>>671988743
boner lost
Rosie
>>671990909
>celebrity
>>671991856
She is perfect imo
>>671989512
needs more airbrushing
>>671983342
Emmanuelle Chriqui...a proof that God exists and he's straight
>>671991711
Also aged well
Danny DeVito
>>671992422
Have like her ever since I saw 100 girls.
>>671992487
Plastic takes a long time to show wrinkles...
>>671992422
Couldn't it be a She and a lesbian with great taste?
>>671992422
and also blind
>>671992562
15 years went by but still dream to fuck her hard
>>671992680
for a fag...of course
>>671992422
shes like a 6/10 at most
>>671992636
Seems to fit
>>671983723
Kek, take her
>>671993034
I might have her as a slave but it ain't gonna be for sex.
>>671992422
>all those wrinkles under her eyes
that's not crow's feet, that's a crow's nest.
>>671984370
Kek. You keep telling yourself that...
>>671988743
what so you can have gay sex?
>>671988001
She certainly does popple well.
The fruit of all my women problems.
Kirsty Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tTm0odTIc
>>671993185
lol ok fag il come round and fuck her
>>671989427
Beat me to it. I guess Ill take Kendall
>>671993424
If you can manage a hardon with her in front of you, fire away.
>>671993185
>>671993424
id have her tell me some of her stolen jokes while showing me some of the tricks she learned at seaworld
>>671984084
No curves. Enjoy your 12 year old boy.
Still after all these years....
>>671984069
she fucks her son in that weird movie with matt smith too
>>671993579
whats a hardon?
>>671993608
no ones gunna steal your jokes m8 they're fucking shit
>>671993739
Something generally considered to be a prerequisite to fucking someone
>>671984864
i cant stand that psychotic whore
>"wee look at me! arent i so ditzy and lovable!?!? "
her acting is shit... but good god She and Him is some next level cringe shit
Id still fuck her though... hatefuck
All day nigga
>>671983723
>>671993185
>>671993034
You're on /b. Don't consider yourself the cream of the crop. Chances are she wont even care about your awkward sexual advances if and when you somehow managed to get close to her AND grew the courage to say hello.
id throatfuck her with my lightsaber
Melissa Joan Hart
She's not hot anymore but she seems like a real prude so it would be fun to humiliate her repeatedly.
>>671993981
Forgot pic
>>671993826
thats an errecton
>>671994049
Many tissues were used with her in mind.
>>671993916
>>671993768
if i wanted my cumback id wipe it off amys chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIW7xXCZDYs
without her stolen jokes what else is she?
pic related
>>671994305
>worst comeback of 2016 after getting REKT
definitely jesus. he had a boney but still somewhat supple ass
>>671993918
her belly button is disgusting, and too fucking pale. 2/10 would not fuck.
so he can sing his bel air song everyday to me
>>671994540
lurk moar
>>671994310
extremely sexy
>>671993579
good lord look at her
>>671983342
>>671989640
Sexy
>>671992188
So dissapointing ;-;
>>671993185
Why would you choose to suffer through that? Being around her just seems unpleasant.
>>671993918
Daisy is such a qt
>>671984887
Bingo
>>671995051
You're probably right.
>>671983506
Eva green
>>671983342
Yes fucking please, i fucking love Eva Green
Bryce Dallas Howard
All day every day....
>>671995471
total milf , fuck yeah
>>671983342
My dick would be all over her feet.
>>671995471
hotter as a blonde
>>671988801
The body belongs to Rosie Jones.
>>671994278
My nigga she is how I discovered fapping
>>671984847
Didn't she fucking die in WWII?
Holly Willoughby
>>671995780
I prefer Ginger, but all Bryce is good Bryce
>>671994688
says the guy who reeks of summer
kek
Victoria Justice is best answer in 2016
>>671995795
I must correct myself I believe that is holly peers
>>671995967
you was just watching this morning too
because of them tig ol bitties
>>671996433
quentin tarantino called and asked for his lantern jaw back
>>671996433
>>671995967
>>671993185
whats with all the ugly chubby chasers in this thread lol?
>>671984084
Definitely would choose selena
>>671983342
Because then I'd have a personal butler!
If he didn't like it I'd say,
"Well John, you can do what I asked OR I can...."
>>671996502
Oh fuck it's you again
Mmmm Lauren Cohan
>>671997006
>air brushed to shit
She's probably fully clothed in the original.
>>671996883
why haven't you returned his jaw???
>>671993841
good god... I just looked up "She & Him"
I've farted better music than this
>>671983342
I'd pick Eva, you have good taste OP. Only I'd make her make me into her slave.
>>671984069
>"dull movie"
You have dull taste faggot, not to mention dull taste in pussy also.
>>671998025
I'd be her toilet slave quite happily.
>>671984847
Anne Frank... I'd spank the cunt with a different Macbook in each hand while destroying her ass.
>>671989750
What on earth is that, anon?
>>671998117
eva green....the no frills black and gold home brand so called actress that can't act....lol
Sex all day long
>>671998582
Perfect tits
would choose Gemma. bet she would be a obient little slavegirl.
>>671984089
>adorkable
kill yerself
Maisie Williams
Lots of good caught pussy in this thread guys. Anyone willing to swap fuck slaves on the weekends??
Looking to cum inside of:
-Emma Watson
-Alyson Hannigan
-Karen Gillian
-Natalie Portman
-Kat Dennings
-Amy Schumer
-Sarah Silverman
-Perry Perrete
-Daisy Ridley
PS please make sure your slave is on birth control. I want their pussies not their children.
Lupita Nyong'o
except she wouldn't be my slave, we'd be partners in a mutually loving and supportive relationship
>>671988743
my fucking nigga
>>671999011
You just missed it seems. Go catch another celeb and maybe we can trade.
Lucy Lawless, some Milf would be good
>>671983342
easy
>>671999049
cuck
>>671988779
have u lost ur fucking mind? doda? oh FFS
>>671983896
this, every time
>>671999349
damn son that's some good taste
>>671995967
make up working its magic
>>671986412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwq62ATABuQ
reminded me of this, toppest of keks
Brunette Jenn
>>671999049
Ugly
>>671999349
AND SHE LOVES ANAL.
>>671984005
Oh, god, Karen Gillian is hot as fuck, but Jenna Coleman (Clara) is hotter
>>672000163
How do you know that?
>>671998779
i concur
>>671999049
kek. your probably b8ing but she's hot
Eliza Dushku
Eva Mendes.. I love that she is a foot fetishist like me...
>>672000818
she isn't
>>672000163
You would know
>>671984126
Mah nigga. She is still bonerrific after all these years
im not sharing her
>>671998930
disgusting