>Get infected with homogay virus
>You are now homogay
>>671962008
how
>>671962065
Other homogays with homogay-virus.
>>671962065
it's pretty simple, m8
I don't know how you don't get it
Yeah, get it harder
namesync rekt
>>671962243
you dont know why... ?
Stop visiting gayporn website
Lastest program u've install
Erase hard-disk and install gentoo
>>671962162
Its like zombies.
Good bread = good toast
>>671962008
fuk u nibbl
i got one of those shitty tenga eggs in the mail
my ma asked if it was candy i say ya
>>671962008
TUMP2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ruLqU_ndw
>>671962008
>Get infected with homogay virus
>You are now homogay
Such is life in the Zone.
>>671963710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6y8fc3n-mI
>>671963641
I bought an actual fleshlight and it wasn't worth it in the end. Don't buy any more
>gety infected with homogay virus
>life becomes 10X easier
>become dominant homogay in society
>make $$$$
seriously though, fuck you furfaggits,
got back to tumblr, you are fucking scum.
>>671962008
Too late I was already infected
wait, this thread sucks
>>671964023
kek
>>671962008
Can I contract the disease by being in this thread?
>>671964016
A real guy is better you can't cuddle a fleshlight
>>671964224
yeah, but they always do
>>671964335
I have a real bf that's why my fleshlight is now in the trash. Not worth it
>>671964352
that's not true
lube me up
(lube me up inside)
>>671964435
prove it
>>671964460
(cant lube up)
I don't like tumblr/twitter people.
They always word things in an off kilter or obtuse way. I guess it's their way of being funny and weird or something, but it's really annoying to read.
aaaaaa i forgot ma name
>>671964568
SLAAAVE ME
>>671964429
Your one of the lucky ones then
>>671963641
> she makes you eat them to prove it
>>671964565
you are asking me to prove something that can be dismissed with a simple "I don't agree"
it's subjective, anon
>>671964713
That's the avatar people in these threads too tho
>>671963627
u twoo
>>671964912
sorry, just being facetious
I thought my posting gay things would have got that across, but I guess not
>>671965259
it wasn't funny though
it was just kinda dumb
>>671962943
>>671963708
>>671964159
>>671964287
Basically
damm stop postin tittiez in dis bitch im tryna get my fukkn furry porn fixx n it already hard enuff w/ all deez dipshits havin fuckin surface lvl shit taste dog fuk stop makin me shift thru mo bullshit
>>671965445
All I got from that was "Deez nutz".
Bisexuality/pansexuality rules.
Been flirting with a guy via text for a day or two, it got really heavy, we spent like 2 hours sending porn back and forth, and finally just sending each other cock shots. Turns out, he's actually really hot. Might get to "hang out" this weekend, super nervous though, been so long since I've been with anyone, and he's hot, and I feel fat and disgusting >_<
Just venting, please ignore me
>>671965445
Same
>>671965400
well then it's an accurate reflection of me
my bad
>tfw full of homogay
wtf is this shit
>>671965683
never try to interact with anyone again
>>671965911
okay :^)
>>671965896
Just get out before we lose you to this shit.
>>671965911
Ive tried this, but then I accidentally interacted with people.
>>671966048
i don't come for the fur, i have no interest in furry porn.
but i come for the people who like the furry porn, they are great.
this human shit says tonight is low quality posters
>>671966137
those poor people
you're a monster
>>671966296
Oops?
>>671965872
Sharky.
>>671966287
Evenings are the worst, mornings and early afternoon are the best times if you want to interact with people. At least, that's been my experience.
>>671966383
I'm super bored right no for no discernable reason
>>671966447
Snarf. Sup
>>671965660
Good for you my man.
Bring back stories.
>>671966644
Borderlands 2 with the BF. What you up to?
>>671966456
I own an absolutely enormous stapler and i could staple so many pieces of paper at once you wouldn't believe but i left it at my old house
>>671965660
Gud for you my man
>>671966750
Sounds fun, I'm just debating sleep
>>671966538
well that makes two of us, then
>>671966807
I believe it, Anon. I believe.
>>671966538
Thats how things go.
Where are your friends?
>>671967050
If you're gonna shitpost at least shitpost good stuff.
>>671967049
most of them have absconded
maybe I will just lie down and try to sleep
>>671967238
That might be a good idea.
yes I will put on aphex twin and watch sirhcez stack his Q until I fall asleep
this is a good plan
I think my friend is cute, how do I tell him. I've never kissed a guy before
>>671965660
You're gonna get laid.
what's with all the women
i thought halloween is in october
>>671967513
you say he's cute and don't sperg out while you do.
>>671967513
Does he have any idea you're gay? Might want to start with that. Keep it casual and lighthearted. Be ready for him to outright reject you. You can't help it if he truly reacts really poorly, but if he just turns you down you have to be okay with that and not let it affect your view of him.
>>671967414
Indeed
>>671967622
I think i'm bi, i've been with woman but idk if I could be with a guy yet
It's Morphing Time!
DRAGONZORD!
Alright, time to take out the trash! HYAH!
>>671967923
So tell him you're curious or something, maybe show him some trap porn and tell him it makes you feel funny in your pee-pee place.
>>671967923
Just go for it man.
Going to start shit posting granny porn.this is a trigger warning.
>>671967622
thanks for the advice btw
>>671963893
https://youtu.be/TEFKZ-7x7xU
>>671967513
With a helmet on.
I dont even know who I am anymore
>>671967923
Easy. Snapchat him a dickpic or something lewd. Take the best photo you can. If he responds negatively just say 'Whoops, shit man didn't mean to send that to you :/ "
>>671968329
<3 Kavinsky
>>671968021
Such a shame. Good thing you have your granny porn to make you feel better.
>>671968435
haha thats a pretty wild idea
>>671962008
What if you were already homogay before?
>>671964246
While I am a furry, this is cringy as hell
Great threaD YOU FAGGOTS GOT GOING TONIGHT.
>>671969753
whats your point?
>>671969924
What point?
Don't worry.
It will be okay.
>>671962008
How do I the virus
>>671968404
A fag?
>>671970399
I don't think you can be gay if you've never been with a guy
pretty sure i'm a fur tho
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>>671965187
r fag
>>671962008
Best way to not catch the guy is to be emotional
I reached the file limit :(
Good night anon happy fapping :)
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