You're allowed to kidnap one celebrity to be your personal sex slave, who and why?
>>671961214
need i explain?
what is with this sudden and appropriately timed subject matter. is that you, misses washington?
>>671961471
/bread
REVERSAL:
I would be Marina Diamandis' personal slave.
Daphne obviously.
I'll take one for the country.
>>671961843
You just want those titties, don't lie.
>>671962714
You da the MVP /b/ro
>>671961214
stealing
Liam neeson, because that's my fetish
>>671962714
thank you based anon. your sacrifice shall not be forgotten
No one, because rape is never OK
Of course
>>671961214
I would have to do something to her voice box, because she annoys the fuck out me, but that body.
>>671962714
You take one for the world /b/ro
Only option
>>671964671
would you let me fuck your sex slave? i wont mind getting 2nd if its t-swizzle
Easy as fuck
>>671964673
>I would have to do something to her voice box
It's okay, you can just shove your cock down there.
>>671961214
Jennifer Connelly for the wild card
Cause Steven Tyler is too old
Allison Scagliotti
I would fuck the shit out of her every day.
>>671964949
Yes, but like you said; You get second
Kirsty Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tTm0odTIc
Miley cos she would destroy your cock and love every moment of being a whore!
>>671965023
50 Shades of Rey, Yes please
Getting wasted with her and smoke weed while we watch shitty movies until we start having a sloppy make out session
>>671965397
why not both?
>>671965689
>>671965777
I guess it would be amazing to see her face as she tries to take 2 guys simultaneously. Alright both works.
>>671961214
The Goddess
>>671966107
yes, would be very fun
This one would be so worth it
>>671964050
excellent choice
>>671964417
>You da the MVP /b/ro
>You da the MVP
>da the MVP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ai Shinozaki
>>>/s/16533113
>>671966242
she's lesbian though, would only add to her already substantial complaining
>>671961214
can I keep her OP?
>>671966454
kill yourself aspie
>>671961214
I need permission now?
>>671961214
20yo alizee for sure
>>671966438
Think of all the dirty stuff she'd do to you.
Do I really need to explain?
>>671966894
Nah, just say what you'd do to that slut.
This is mine
>>671966894
Holy fucking please share her
>>671966863
You just know Charli is absolutely depraved.
>>671962714
You took one for the multiverse, bruh.
>>671967098
Gosh, she's gonna be a mess with blubber hips and saggy boobs in ten years. And surely her face won't improve as well.
>>671966132
I agree with this
>>671961214
>>671967119
Lol sorry bro but she's my slut now
Taylor Swift because she's probably really tight and gives good head
>>671961843
Came here to post this.
>>671967147
Great boobs too...
The things i'd do too her...
Dibs on her
Kanye West.
Because that would be fucking HILARIOUS.
>>671966438
>>671962714
u took one for deez nuts fgt
>>671967683
Indeed
>>671962714
You'd take a whole lot more than one, and all of it is going right up your pooper.
Trump has made you his sex slave. He makes you famous to keep it legal.
Fucks you year round in the oval office.
>>671967799
>>671961214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ruLqU_ndw
>>671967729
*him
Because I feel he'd be gentle with my body and if I told him "stop", he would respect it.
>>671967913
Was that OC?
>>671967928
xim*
>>671967829
Down to share her?
>>671968061
I got it here...
Just cause shes the fuckin hottest female on the planet...
Peggy's taken
>>671968153
Okay. Thanks.
>>671968151
It's not the first time she's been shared I bet.
>>671966107
If you finished, would you let me fuck taytay?
>>671967527
Can I get an Amen?
no election for you. now bend over
>>671968324
I hope not, she'll know what to do...
>>671968474
Amen brother
>>671968569
She gets me so hard.
>>671968672
Not just you
>>671964949 i got thirds!
Sophie Dee, because if I want a cum dumpster I want a cum dumpster...
>>671968839
literally anything cute enough with a 18 years old current nation state birth certificate
PS burden of proof lies on government to justify its existence.9thpagejpg
>>671967829
Who is this pierced nipple slut? That's my fetish
>>671968839
Eww gross... I would take her to the local glory hole and force her to stay in there for 5 hours. She would have to suck off every man who happened by.
She's so fucking tiny. I want to pin her to the wall with my dick.
>>671968399
Yeah, I'd let her out for public use a few times a week, but at the end of the day she comes back with me.
>>671969427
piercings and tattoos on 99.999% of the population are disgusting. you're instant peasent status with that shit.
its reserved for a certain calibre of priest class but not the masses
>>671961214
Jlaw with victoria justice as a backup
>>671969187
Suck it Charli.
Mariah
because milf
>>671961214
Gonna go with Cyrus the Virus on this one. Yeah I know she's not even that attractive and a total whore but that's part of the appeal. Everytime I see a pic of her sticking her tongue out I just want her to lick my butt
>>671969525
Too bad it's only a 3 incher
>>671969525
OMG! you would probably break her in two with your pecker.
>>671969611
>>671970040
Fuck was just about to claim her
>>671970040
would you fuck her tight ass hard?
>>671970040
nice gams
>>671970138
What if she just came from the toilet after taking a huge dump and she gave you only ten minutes because she had somewhere to go?
>>671968672
I'm 31 and who is this?
>>671970363
she's so small
>>671969727
I feel you dude I like her for that reason too
pic unrelated
Because tits
>>671961214
this and only this
>>671969669
this tongue looks so soft and nice
>>671961214
Id kidnap hillary, trap her in a basement and pound her butthole every hour, on the hour, and remind her I'm helping her "filling in the holes."
>>671970785
Even though her pussy is well used anon?
>>671961471
She lost weight and had a baby. She doesn't look like that anymore.
Def Tay Tay. Would keep her loaded up on fertility drugs and hormones to make her a breeding machine. Would also get her implants that are too big for her frame and too round to look real.
>>671970582
Could damn near break her with your cock alone
easy choice familia
>>671970956
>>671961214
pic related
>>671971144
Surprisingly hot
>>671970989
Couldn't give less of a shit
> big tits
> bitch attitude
> dick sucking lips
Youknowshefuckslikeawhore.mp4
>>671961843
Yee bruh
>>671971153
that's my fantasy
>>671971282
What if Marina begged for your juice?
dumping more jaimie pics
>>671971280
I have no doubt she performs well. Her face says, "I'm no fool. I know I'm just a whore. Fuck me til I die."
How has no one posted her yet?
10/10 would impregnate with the force of 1000 suns.
another
>>671971425
Probably a cocaine whore... story to come out in a few years I'll bet.
>>671971719
im with you homie. i remember the first at&t commercial and was like who the fuck is this goddess
>>671968004
god damnit
>>671966815
I concur.
>>671971502
I would comply
last one
Azeneth
>>671969727
Speaking of... anyone got any hot Miley pics? Tongue?
>>671971945
On her tits or into her mouth?
>>671971719
GOD DAMMIT
i couldnt find my pic in time
Jessica Biel
>>671967798
Muh waifu since 2003.
I'd be hers too
I would save my precious Jennifer chained to a radiator and would only give her anal with a hot hair iron. Or I could just make her a sex slave.
>>671972569
those lips
>>671972339
hahaha you funny cunt
she's actually pretty hot though
>>671972200
Bump
Double dubs demands Miley pics
>>671965102
breaking the 4th wall here, but your filenames are amazing
Claimed forever. Nobody understands her like me :)
Ariel Winter before she ruined her tits.
>>671967550
Eva Green is my unhealthy obsession. If I wanted her any more I would be in prison.
God fucking damn those eyes.
Based Dormer
>>671968531
Fuck you. I claimed him first.
I'm gonna milk him and make some bank.
>>671973034
want me to ruit a hot photo?
check out the deoderant crumbs
>>671972942
that's just gfycat
kate mara
>>671973356
Good choice. Anything to keep her from acting ever again.
fuk dis bitch raw
>>671973072
>>671973356
You can have her. She's too fat.
>>671961214
Yeah Katy Perry or Kate Upton. Literally the only ones I'd go through the trouble for.
amirite?
Sumetal.
Because weeaboo.
And because weird arms.
<3
>>671973163
This, goddamn.
>>671973555
Right, well that's you. I would take her to the anal torture machine. There she would live out her remaining hours in excruciating pain.
>>671973190
At least she uses it.
>>671973741
Debby <3
>>671973741
Name?
Kristen Stewart
would take cock for her ;)
>>671973885
>2046
>not worshiping the best goddess
>>671973741
that's some fine taste m8
>>671973975
>>671974021
Debby Ryan gets me so hard
>>671972217
Not a fan of the Electra Heart look.
Jodie Sweetin
>>671974058
pretend to be kstew for me
>>671974137
Ye, same here...
>>671974105
>>671974474
This woman...
>>671973895
I guarantee she sucks a mean dick...
>>671962375
yeah, that'd be a lot of fun. i don't think she counts as a celebrity though. maybe
Out of this entire thread, the only celebs I recognize are Alizee, Susan Boyle, and Donald Trump.
>>671961214
fuck you kids need higher standards, half these sluts are low life uglos
>>671971144
you're a mentally retarded faggot
fuck my ass after we get stoned together :P
>>671967729
buckle up buckaroo
>>671967792
yeah
50%
>>671974390
Early 2000's Eliza Dushku...because yes please.
>>671967798
Who's dis?
>>671974865
Does she have Down syndrome?
>>671974859
Yum, keep going...
>>671974983
>>671975024
Would love to cum all over her pretty lips
>>671974961
No, but that can't be said for yourself.
Amy Fucking Adams, for some reason even when she looks like absolute shit I would still fuck.
If already posted sorry or whatever
>>671975385
Not bad.
>No Queen
You make me sick
>>671975135
ALEXANDRA DADDARIO
misses washington ran back to her toyfriend
>>671975440
Oh my, she's a cutie. Should I bring the candy?
lights poxleitner/bokan
Would have to be you since you wouldve kidnapped charli xcx already then my job will be easier. Let you sit there will I fuck her brains out. Cuckhold fagget
>>671968004
lmao
Crush from high school
>>671967877
Only correct choice
>>671970459
Underated as fuk
>>671974540
Fuck Eva green is a hot ass bitch, i love how evil she looks makes me want to fuck the shit out of her
Chloe club
>>671975557
Yes and a shovel
>>671975440
Katy Perry sure was a cute kid
>>671974280fuck me hard daddy
>>671961214
i would kidnap jackie chan and repeatedly rape him until he releases a facebook video saying that beijing has dirty smog filled air and that yes, he does in fact, want trouble
>>671976133
Excellent taste
>>671974540
I just realized that a peer of mine looks a lot like Eva.
Fuck
>>671965102
She's such a degenerate
>>671971931
Dat assssssss
>>671976290
sup baby
>>671975838
Never heard of her. Some actress?
>>671965388
My niggggggggga
>>671974280
I want too :3
>>671966894
who is this?!?!?
FUCK, too many to choose from.
I'm afraid that if I do choose a girl, I'll think of a better one two minutes later
Tara Strong.
I want to slap her in the face with my dick while she does her Twilight Sparkle voice and talks dirty to me as Twilight Sparkle.
>>671976674
Nigger, you fucking what?
>>671976537
why are you acting black in here, breh?
>>671973895
Corey? Is that you?
cuz why not
>>671974906
Pauley Perrette?
JAYDEN
>>671976290
MODS
>>671977025
if i ever see bruce jenner dressing up like that horrible chic i fucking swear to god i will bitch slap that motherfucker. he has disgraced the olympics.
>>671961214
All day long fucking her