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dom will you marry me?
hello
>>671902958
you're probably not submissive enough for me
where is everyone?
>>671903668
I'm plenty submissive, but who are you?
I dunno, I just got here
yeah me too
>>671903799
fool
>>671904416
that does not answer my question
I'm sure they will show up eventually
Badger.
>>671904536
You asked who I am, and I replied.
Badj, will you do me the honor of becoming my human toilet?
>>671904654
She needs some pats
I'll marry you if he doesn't.
probably
>>671904686
Sup? How's Eric?
>>671904710
A reply is not necessarily an answer.
>>671904844
ew no
>>671904978
when and where's the wedding? will you wear the bride's gown?
>>671905018
YES
>>671905204
I'm doing alright, Eric is great. He ate on Monday, and is hanging out his hide.
https://youtu.be/Xqx90Bth94w
>>671905256
akane is the most adorable
>>671905631
Nice, got any new pics?
>>671905718
Yes she is maximum cute
Needs more Asgore.
it does not
please do not sexualize goat family
>>671906060
I wish there was more art of her but she is only one artist's OC
>>671906393
>please do not sexualize goat family
>>671906393
>>671906393
>>671906393
cutest kitsunemimi I've seen in a long time, so yeah that's sad that they isn't more of her
>>671906296
hiya FAGOHT
>>671906696
I wish I had hair like hers
>>671904851
bruce green?
>>671906696
wassup ya big gay
>>671906919
Just never cut it ever and dye it blonde, ezpz
>>671906969
Listening to music, considering buying a new sparring trainer
>>671906969
>>671907153
I mean to add on "you?" to the end of that post but forgot apparently. So yeah, you?
>>671907153
i'll be your sparring trainer
>tfw barry gets to beat you up
>>671907232
skype.
>>671907153
dying is ew though and I really like my hair color
but I plan to grow it out if only to see what it looks like
i am already married
>>671907387
are you actually yet?
>>671905737
I don't know if you've seen these ones.
>>671907257
you
you want me to pick you up by the ankles and swing you at things
I don't think I can do that
>>671907374
>dying is ew
yes
>>671906941
William Stamper
>>671907465
no, we are lazy, and there is no particular rush.
>>671907635
i am so sorry i must do this to you
>>671907483
I have not
doug stamper
>>671907504
unless it's tasteful
like my sister gets highlights and shit and she has really pretty hair
>>671907709
makes sense
are there not legal/financial benefits though or are they marginal
>>671907709
then at least let me be your girlfriend
>>671907719
There is also a webm but it won't let me post it.
>>671907914
there are, but he can already claim me as his dependent on tax returns, and the only other major thing is visitation rights.
>>671907936
we are all girlfriends
>>671908068
so no major rush, gotcha
will you have a wedding
>>671907978
too big?
>>671908189
>>671907914
You might remember one time I did an undercut with the top part being royal purple one time. It looked good for what it was until the dye started fading and my hair turned this weird lavender color.
>>671908313
It has sound.
>>671908244
i asked not to. even if i was straight i wouldnt want to have a ceremony, it is just not the kind of person i am.
>>671908313
can i be your girlfriend back
>>671906919
Tits or gtfo?
I can't tell your gender, but only incredibly autistic man children would want hair like hers unless you're a woman.
>>671908314
>It looked good for what it was
>It looked good
>>671908495
It's him walking around.
>>671908643
i figured i should ask for your permission first
>>671907387
File name tl;dr
>>671908640
YOU LIKED IT, YOU NIGGER.
>>671908763
tldr; love is cool, some people don't get it
>>671908314
I have only vague memories of this and I certainly never saw a picture
>>671908459
yeah, I am the same way, although I wouldn't mind something small to share with the people I am close to
I hate this "let's invite all our minor relatives and family acquaintances who barely even know the bride and groom" shit
>>671908636
I am not an incredibly autistic manchild, so you can make your own inferences
I will not be posting pictures of myself though
>>671908636
freklz is best catgrill
>>671908683
he looks pretty neat. I'd like a tarantula myself.
>>671908755
suppose that's only polite
>>671908951
They're pretty good pets. They're very low maintenance.
>>671908897
i dont think i could handle even that. would you still want a ceremony like that if your groom was a groom?
>>671908951
what do we do now that we are girlfriends
>>671909234
Yeah, the problem is that I'll probably not remember to feed it even weekly.
>>671909250
We hang out at the mall? Maybe have a pillow fight that leads to super hot girl-on-girl action?
>>671909587
Some species will fast for months on end. It's recommended they eat every 1-3 weeks.
>>671909250
I don't know
my friends and family are unaware for the most part of the turns my sexuality has taken in the past few years
only my parents knew that I e-dated a trans girl for a significant period of time and they were extremely uncomfortable with that
>>671909788
I'd still probably forget to feed it.
>>671909959
What? How could you forget to feed your fuzzy little friend?
>>671910118
I am not very good at keeping up any scheduled activity.
>>671910321
I don't know how anyone could do anything that would be detrimental to these little fellas. Hell, I keep my apartment around 80 degrees, I live with stinky loud crickets, and I've cut way down on smoking just to make sure my little man is okay.
>>671909587
wanna paint nails and braid hair and talk about how big your boobs are
>>671909924
it is hard to come out, but from the experience i had, nobody cared and everybody adores my fiance. except my mom, she's still kind of weird about it, but even she's realized that this is what i am doing and she cannot dissuade me from it.
>>671910621
Yeah, it'd be pretty nice to have one.
>>671910677
only if we compare them
>>671910988
kay your turn
>>671910988
I hate doing these three things, I don't like heat, I love to smoke, and having a bunch of loud smelly crickets in the house is annoying. But I do it anyways.
>>671910677
coming out may not even be necessary
I may only have girlfriends for the rest of my life, or it may turn out sometime in the future that dudes aren't for me after all
and yeah I doubt anyone I know would care
my parents were only weird about the trans thing because of the association with mental instability and the natural distrust of someone they have no way of meeting
>>671911131
those are tottos
>>671911131
wow, those look pretty squeezable
>>671911346
i can understand the latter of their concerns. who do you think you will pursue?
>>671911506
i can find no submission for totto ANYWHERE on urban dictionary
>>671911522
feel free to motorboat them, girlfriend
>>671911335
you are a good caretaker
>>671911755
I hope so. I don't want my little man to be an unhealthy spider or in a bad situation.
>>671911714
*motorboats them and touches your tail*
>>671911714
I made it up
tomato tomahto, titter totto
>>671911714
I don't know
it does not help that I am the type who does not pursue but rather wants to be pursued
Avery describe your hair pls.
>>671911978
you're doing good by the looks of things
more peter lorre please
>>671912153
He's my little cutie and I love him, so of course I'm going to try my best.
>>671912175
No.
>>671912140
watch literally any of his twitch streams
>>671911997
i am roleplaying with you RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>671912019
how do you feel about them
>>671912110
you seem to have a lot of people that pursue you, tongue-in-cheek or not. what are you comfortable with in this regard?
>>671912333
dope trips
pleeeeease
>>671912414
2d=LOVE, 3d=eh
>>671912555
Not at all.
>>671912140
2-3 inches long, dirty blond, very soft
I do not like my current haircut because it is shorter in the back and sides
>>671912414
what do you mean
>>671912414
I'm flattered.
>>671912738
Long hair is so much more work tho.
Are you up to that challenge?
>>671912626
i think i'd take some A cups unquestioningly, don't want no massive knockers for myself
>>671912738
i suppose the question has mostly already been answered by the fact that you had a transgender e-girlfriend. are you going to try something like that again?
>>671912800
i am vigorously rubbing you all over your flattered
>>671912710
i was thrilled to see him
>>671912960
I don't know what you mean.
>>671912919
this is getting pretty intense
>>671912919
A's or B's for me yeah. C's can be neat too sometimes. Which I guess is a little hypocritical of me to say since I post Miia so much and she's HUGE but yeah
>>671913238
things are heating up
>>671913263
there is beauty in a well shaped booby, regardless of size.
>>671913080
who doesn't love that face
>>671912866
yes
it is the only thing I actually like to take care of for its own sake
>>671912919
I don't know
it's a lot of emotional investment for an uncertain reward
>>671913390
A lot of people.
>>671913361
yes this is absolutely true
>>671913361
I'll get in your way, but not on purpose or anything.
>>671913502
>>671913557
Get that fucking thing away from me
>>671913429
I could tell by the "very soft" part.
>>671913429
it is, but do you feel up to doing the same thing in real life?
>>671913541
why are circles so appealing?
>>671913557
i am conscientiously giving you the space you need while simultaneously remaining close enough for you to inflict whatever physical manifestation of your desire you will upon me.
>>671913536
doubtful
>>671913773
There is a reason why he was usually cast as the homicidal maniac.
>>671913742
aw hell if I know, I just know that my brain likes them
>>671913609
>>671913742
You torment me.
>>671913952
tids, testes, butts, holes, theyre all just circles.
>>671913993
i am touching YOUR tail
>>671913742
things are so much different in real life
>>671913933
having a niche isn't always a bad thing
>>671914103
I can't handle this, it's too intense. I'll just go to bed.
>>671914125
the hard thing is being as true to yourself there as you are here.
>>671914234
But having that niche be "I'm going to violently murder you and your family" isn't good.
>>671914400
>not just staying home all day to prevent that from being required
>>671914387
nite badger
Dogs wagging their tails when something gets close to them is adorable.
>>671914436
ya got me there
>>671914645
http://imgur.com/topic/Aww/X2tS7
>>671914557
i believe that is exactly what the majority of us do
>>671914734
It is an advanced way of life.
>>671914400
I agree
although that is one of the reasons I am looking forward to the point when I get a job and move somewhere new
>>671914688
So there ya' go.
>>671914734
Do you own a pit?
>>671914800
soon we will meld with the biomechanical overmind.
>>671914830
what do you intend to do in that regard when that comes about?
>>671914977
no but z's brother does, and she is as cute as she is ripped.
Oops. Gotta run, back later.
>>671915122
What are you up to?
>>671914734
Look at those two ferocious monsters <3
>>671914913
have any from The Raven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziw4yd5R0QI
>>671915122
I will have the opportunity to reinvent myself as a person, as one always does upon meeting new people
>>671915239
i am watching z play lufia 2 while listening to eurodance, and posting here.
>>671915264
bloodthirsty killers that should be banned from existence
>>671915395
>explosions in the sky
yes yes yes
(puke)
>>671915456
What is eurodance?
>>671915395
what changes do you intend to make in your beautiful transformation?
>>671915460
humantale is utter shit. this is known. the majority of au's barely qualify as neutral.
>>671915610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GmC1HDx08
>>671915395
>>671915457
yndi halda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qm5rd1kciM
You all are a bunch of silly dinguses
>>671915457
Did you lose a portion of your folder or something?
>>671916167
Gay.
>>671915721
nothing major, just a bit closer to how I am here is all
lover of people and of cute things and unrepentant weeaboo
>>671915884
yes, good
>>671916331
Don't worry bb, balls dont touch
>>671916438
have any cool weeb shirts?
>>671916532
not currently
>>671916660
any plans for cool weeb shirts?
>>671916736
none currently but I'm sure I won't hesitate if I see something that catches my eye
>>671916898
wanna buy delta rune t shirts with me
>>671916509
Nah, balls touch all the time. I'm touching balls right now.
>>671917089
eh
hey nice queue
we are waiting in lobby for you by the way
assuming that doesn't actually take an hour to drain
>>671915460
Cancertale
>>671917089
summoner? wait LEAGUEFAG? is that you?
Someone mind posting more of OP'S doggo? Maybe in new thread when this hits bump limit
>>671917634
oh i didnt know, here i come
>>671917650
why does boy robot unicorn dog have poosy?
>>671917698
i am not leaguefag.
>>671918228
So you can pound it with a big thick cock.
>>671919143
>bored
>does everything else possible except work
Dom what went wrong?
>>671919413
dont you usually delight in doing work?
>>671919474
This is English work.
>>671919473
>>671919579
I sure do love cock.
>>671919854
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