Waifu claiming thread, Tatsumaki as the OP edition.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed
Ruri on the 1st post!
hello
claim.
Claimed
Remove Red Line. For Führer!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed.
g2g now, so have a good night/evening/whatever
Remember to eat healthy and exercise!
5th for British sovereignty
>>671882772
Fuck.
>>671882470
I claim our next president
>>671882470
there we go again
>>671882886
Obligatory claim.
Claimed faggots.
Always here to claim.
Too many people trying to steal her!
>>671882588
I'm not >>671882832
Just clearing that up
Atago claimed
Claimed
>>671883097
jordie, is that u>
C.C. Claimed
>>671883148
Get over yourself. Your waifu is inferior to mine.
>>671883263
No.
Claimed. Don't mind the impersonator. He's a massive queer.
>>671883148
>>671882824
*Live fast die young
>>671883097
Good afternoon/evening/morning Hand-kun. How've you been
>>671883156
How's it going milk jugs ?
>>671883097
Hey, Hand-kun
Glad to have you around again.
How are you?
>>671882470
I claim the Spanish Inquisition.
>>671883468
Nevermind Hand-kunt. Ask me how I'm doing. I deserve all the attention, after all. I'm a self-entitled 15 year old who uses big words, because I'm self-conscious about my own level of intelligence. Please give me attention. I have an oversized ego.
>>671883528
Good, and you, Advanced Torpedo Destroyer?
>>671883462
Impersonating? Get over yourself, I just claimed her first you egotistical plonker. If I wanted to impersonate you I'd just claim a dick.
>>671883661
Savage
>>671883468
A bit urked right now but it will pass, day's been cool (nice winds). Thanks for asking, you?
>>671883530
Nice to see you as well. I'm doing alright, calm day. Thanks for asking, your day?
>>671883661
>Hand-kunt
Kek'd.
>>671882470
Forever claimed. <3
No Ginko in sight, hmmn.
My eternal waifu
>>671882470
Is it bad my waifu is a trap? naahhh....
Ugh. These impersonators genuinely get on my nerves. I wish people would stop harassing me, every time I try to participate in these threads. I've got enough on my plate as is. Stop making my life 10 times harder.
>>671883359
Not at all trying to say mines better. All are equal.
I've had multiple people steal her though, sucks.
>>671883468
Yeah basically. Don't let that discourage you, smoking is shitty.
>>671882983
We need more goths in here.
>>671883966
Hey rubyanon!
How are you doing?
>>671883097
Good to see you again hand-kun.
She's the best
>>671884514
Good! How about yourself?
>>671883661
I don't exactly know what to interpret from that.
>>671884007
Relaxing a bit before tomorrow's festival, not really feeling good, but not too bad either. Sort of in the middle I guess.
>>671884026
It's actually kind of a shame. I was looking forward to sharing some music today.
>>671884514
Yep it pretty much is.
>>671884514
Same to you.
>>671884007
It's been alright
I'm kind of dreading starting uni, but It's alright.
My main problem will be fixing my sleeping schedule.
>Thanks for asking, too!
>>671883955
This again?
Really?
>>671884514
I know you aren't saying that, but I'm an deluded teenager who feels like I'm superior to everyone else, and perpetually need to condescend whenever I address you peasants in these threads.
>>671884437
... this is actually a girl... the main char just thought it was a guy in girls' clothes
Medusa, my wifu~
>>671883858
Pretty great, my 2 week holiday is about to end, trying not to think about it
>>671884709
You could share it with me, if you'd like.
Could someone please give me attention? I'm desperate and lonely, over here. Considering slitting my own wrists, actually.
kotoura-san
Anyone else think we should have a board for waifu appreciation
>>671884514
let's bring some more
>>671885403
In case you really want a space cringier than /mlp/ and /a/ combined, sure, go for it.
>>671885042
Sure. What are you into?
https://youtu.be/CKiq-P2OJyc
>>671885550
How would it be cringe? The waifu wars?
>>671883097
This guy is in literally every one of these threads
>>671884634
I'm great thank you. Drinking tea and talking with friends.
Anything planned for the weekend?
>>671884709
Let's make a deal. You quit and I'll quit. We should do it together man.
>>671884803
By saying your waifu is better than others?
Boy, really showing your authority here.
>>671884715
Any weekend plans?
>>671885526
We should, calling all goth waifus to join us.
>>671884728
>This again?
>Really?
Yup. Dear me, this is less original than people who simply cap the thread with images.
>>671885403
We ought to, aye.
>>671885744
Currently listening the fuck out of songs like this one, that wake something .. nostalgic ? in me. I like that hurting feeling, for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBh0kpspVI
Your song was really neat.
I don't see her claimed too often
Guess she's mine
>>671885801
Well, how do you imagine a thread about a specific girl, how do you think it would go? "i like her more" -"no I like her more, you dont even understand the idea behind having a waifu" -some guy posts his waifu shrine with some very questionable stuff
I'd rather not.
>>671884709
Hey man, just do what you have to do to feel better. Sorry you gotta deal with that, had your coffee yet?
>>671884728
You'll be fine, I wouldn't worry about it. Glad you're doing alright.
>>671885827
I try my best.
>>671886005
Not really, you?
>>671886074
Eh, I think it's funny.
Haruhi for best waifu.
>>671886005
Still kinda sick, I've been stuck with this for about a week now. So I'm planning to just chill, how about you?
Noel claimed
>>671885403
Eh, I don't see why not.
Drawfags have /i/ anyways.
>>671885827
If you've been lurking these, why not post one yourself, anon?
>>671886074
Yesterday's talk about robots was more interesting.
>And it wasn't interesting at all
>>671886005
>calling all goth waifus
Uh
Hi, Stocking anon!
>>671885989
>3D
If you're not baiting I really hope you trip and fall down a very long set of stairs, but I hope you don't break anything, just wind up with bruises and cuts all over your miserable body, so your every step hurts.
>>671886259
I doubt that it'd be THAT bad, but I could see that happening every once In a while
I'm still dying.
Tenryuu claimed.
>>671886313
>I think it's funny
Okay, admittedly, it was to begin with. But he keeps playing the same cards over again. This show is repetitive, it is tired, it is dry. By this point.
>>671886567
>Yesterday's talk about robots was more interesting.
Hmmm. I actually have to think about that...
>>671885989
wtf is wrong with her nipples?
>>671886608
Didn't know weabos had such a bite
>>671886567
>>671886711
Nah. You're right, it was.
>>671886712
She's real
>>671886608
Is that annoying girl in cute girl's clothing?
>>671887023
Are you blind?
What you see is perfection.
>>671886712
They're three-dimensional
>>671887250
The outfit maybe.
you guys seriously need to get laid...
claimed <3
>>671886313
Yep, had my fill for today. It was one of the best ones I have had this past week actually.
>>671886116
Hmm, I can see why that is, it does have a resemblance to the Neon soundtrack in my mind.
>>671886005
Will do. I have been trying to cut it completely and having some company along the way will surely help.
>>671887508
>>671886116
Sorry forgot to post the link.
https://youtu.be/o-ntxaXHIWo
>>671887508
The song in itself is good, but at the "right version" breakdown it just feels so.. I don't know, climatic, in a great wonderful sense.
Hey guys. It's me, the real Mikunt-fag.
>>671886313
Visiting the gf and seeing some friends. Never really do much other than sit at home and channing so it'll be good to get out.
>>671886341
Great anime. Great choice!
>>671886352
Sorry to hear man. Just grab a cup of coffee and chill. I'm not doing much, just going out to see some friends. Probably gonna get drunk.
>>671886567
Hey Rurianon!
Always a pleasure to have you here
>>671887466
How do you know we don't?
>>671887508
It's easier when you have people to help along the way, I should really quit anyway.
>>671887694
That's really peaceful. I like it. You seem to have great taste in music, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HinT8DXYdDk
>>671888144
...and pic. Shit.
>>671886711
>This show is repetitive, it is tired, it is dry. By this point.
Guess I just find humor in repetition.
>>671887508
Damn, nice. Glad to hear that, at least there's that!
>>671887978
That's good to know, always good to have people like that.
What's up my men of a darker skin tone?
Easy, I call her.
When asked how it all started, I always tell that it began that day when we went to the Botanical Gardens. We - meaning yours truly and two of my friends. Whose idea was it to visit the abandoned station? Who persuaded the others to go? I always tell them that I don’t remember. I always lie. It is a safe lie, for there’s no way to ascertain the truth. Both Vitali and Eugene are dead now.
The massive airlock doors shrugged and opened with a grinding sound, opening a road to hell for us and a road into the Metro for the demons. But, in fact, it all started that day when Mother said we should take a walk in the Botanical Gardens… and go there by the Metro! I remember how we took a short escalator to the surface, how we exited a spacious glass pavilion and saw a street buried in green. I remember the small clouds moving across the limitless sky, and soft, cool wind on my face. Mother bought me an ice cream… That was the last time I tasted it. That day, humanity was executed.
The righteous and the sinful were called to be rendered according to their deeds. And we hid from God’s sight in the Metro. And we were saved from His wrath. And He apparently decided that flushing us out wasn’t worth the trouble. Then He went about his business or, perhaps, died. While we stayed on this used up and discarded Earth and continued just going with it… Going nowhere.
I remember so many random, unnecessary things… Yet I don’t remember the most important one: my Mother’s face. She died very soon after the war started… How I wish I could recall her face! The way she looked at me. The way she whispered that I have nothing to fear. I’d sell my soul just to recall that. I’d do that any day, any time. And I did.
>>671888402
>Puts on glasses for that monolith of text
Maya Fey claimed.
how is everyone?
>>671888402
Dude, stfu.
>>671887250
Don't sweat it, friendo, Rei is obvious best EVA girl.
>>671887466
Here's another (You)
>>671888230
Hi Fran, how are you?
>>671888402
Hey there rabbitposter.
My hundbendo is superior to all
>>671887978
That's pretty much what I'm doing, have fun and don't drive!
>>671888402
Velvet-non! What's up?
claimed
>>671887978
We could probably use the thread as a way to keep tabs on each other, maybe.
>>671888206
Yeah I got that going for me. You have any yet?
>>671888144
I wouldn't say 'great', but I think I'm okay in that respect.
https://youtu.be/hHXKdvA61yU
claimed before someone else does!
autism claimed
Best husbando claimed.
>>671888763
I'm doing alright. Got some new bodies in so my paycheck is going to be that much bigger. They're in pretty good condition too. Only a few touch-ups needed.
Almost saved up enough for my new computer. It's going to be amazing not using something that can barely run roguelikes and hearthstone.
>>671889228
Always appreciate coffee. No, not yet.
>>671889435
Heyo Ginko.
>>671889288
Already claimed autism incarnate, sorry bud.
>>671889228
So far all you've shared with me is great to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_r6MjX_wrI
husbando claimed
>>671888206
Yeah, don't see her too often since she lives in a different city but hopefully it works out. If not, my waifu is always here for me eh?
>>671888635
I fucking love ace attorney.
You win this board.
>>671888914
Haha, don't worry I'm fairly responsible.
You too though, don't end up dead on us.
Also be careful you don't suck any dicks
>>671889228
We should. We're both here every day. Then if one gives up we have the shame of admitting it.
>>671889288
Mashiro is cute as hell. Nice choice.
Hey guys im back from no internet
Fon
claiming husbando
>>671889721
i stole your waifu while you were gone. she's now a part of my harem.
This thread....
>>671888641
Nobody is forcing you to read it, Retard.
>>671888630
Hi Hand-kun, how're you?
>>671888763
What's up?
>>671888914
Hi Anon, how're you?
lisanna claimed
>>671890085
>Nobody is forcing you to read it,
It's still extremely obnoxious.
>>671889435
Hey Ginko.
How are you?
>>671889505
>Almost saved up enough for my new computer
Glad to hear that.
Hey, you play Hearthstone too?
>>671890085
Eh, not much.
Starting uni tomorrrow, so I'll leave in about an hour.
How about you?
>>671889536
Batman's pretty mediocre, unless we're talking Gotham by Gaslight Batman.
>>671889584
Hey. Life treating you and your hand well?
>>671890085
No shit. Anyone with a waifu is classified as a retard in my book. At least I'm not a social outcast who can't find an actual girlfriend, so I have a make believe one instead. :)
>>671890283
>>671889941
No ye fucking didnt
>>671889657
Lmao don't worry about me, I think I've almost beaten it by this point.
>>671890085
Nothing much, yourself?
>>671889657
Yeah, I'll just have to hope I don't break down first thing.
>>671889587
I guess you could say it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4079nqA1-Vs
>>671889584
Same, just tried using some almond milk and the taste was godly.
>>671890283
Hello Ginko. How've you been? Not gonna post a link in case you don't have time.
>>671890283
Ginko! I've been waiting for you. How're you tonight, friend?
>>671885403
I got a similar gif
>>671889657
That's what she's there for.
>>671890085
I'm fine, little pissed right now but it will float over. Thanks for asking, you?
>>671890283
Yeah, hand is as healthy as ever. Thanks for asking. You doing well?
>>671890520
>almond milk
Shit, never thought of using that before. I wanna try that now.
>>671886608
Nigga have you ever had a broken bone?it's fucking painfuL and you can't fucking move for shit man, the worst you can hope for him is breaking both of his legs so he can't even take a shit
>>671890657
Oh nice dude
>>671886608
Bait.
>>671890264
Yeah but I'm just starting out. Haven't shilled any real world money into it so my collection is pretty shit. What classes do you play?
>>671890520
I can contribute to this music festival. Favorite DJ just put out a new mix today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7GezK1u-hU
>>671890674
Sup hand-kun. How you doing?
>>671890308
>anyone with a waifu is a retard
>spends his day insulting people over the Internet
Alright man, you're living the good life.
>>671890497
Good to hear! Get well soon anon
>>671890520
You won't break down. You're strong, find something to do in place of smoking.
>>671890674
A waifu is always there to make you feel better.
Luckily your hand-kun can make you feel a lot better.
>if you catch my drift
>>671888402
Am I the only one who also remembers this by heart?
>playing the redux right now
Rory claim
>>671891057
Another goth waifu. Highly approved.
>>671891040
Quit trying to justify your pathetic life. I don't think you realize how much of an overwhelming faggot you are.
>>671890183
And you're totally useless, but you don't hear me calling you out on that.
>>671890264
Oh boy, uni is always fun, what are you studying?
I'm good, a little tired.
>>671890308
Funny you say that, my Girlfriend is at work right now.
>>671890497
I'm decent, been better.
>>671890674
Why so Pissed, hand-kun?
>>671891045
I need to buy the original, so I can get the DLC's, I desperately want to play them.
>>671890520
You sure keep it up.
>>671890783
Nuh.
>>671891057
from?
>>671890264
I'm alright, though very very tired. Only had a measly 5 hours of sleep, and I've been busy for the past 14 hours.
>>671890460
>
>>671890520
I've been busy, but I'm alright. How's your day been?
Feel free to post links, I could use some good music now that I finally have time.
>>671890525
Tired, very tired. But I'm glad I can relax now, even if only for a little while. How's your night?
>>671890674
Glad to know your hand's healthy, don't forget to do some stretching every now and then to avoid RSI. I'm pretty well.
>>671891040
Thanks!
>>671891418
>been better
Something got you down anon?
>>671891603
Hmmn. I took a sick day to work on psychological issues - I'm fine now though. My night is quite well, thank you. I went for a run earlier, in the snow - other than pain due to being practically frozen down it was wonderful, no one else in the woods and the path looked great.
>>671891418
I have 2033 and LL originals on 360. I got the redux for both on XBone, with all the DLC for $7.50, shit's cash
>>671890922
Doing alright, Fran. Thanks for asking, how are you?
>>671891040
>if you catch my drift
>catch
Oh, I do.
>>671891418
Eh, just recent things. Nothing that will last, no worries. Thanks though.
>>671891603
Yeah, gotta keep my hand fast and strong. Get that PSI up. Glad to hear you're doing well.
>>671891393
Jokes on you I actually fully realise it
>>671891954
Actually you must be really good at catching
>>671891057
What anime?
>>671882470
She's blissful
>>671890922
That's kind of nice thing I don't really have time to listen to an album's worth of music right now, I'll just have to save it for later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ygDJ55U6Y
>>671890674
Gives it a unique flavor, it's pretty neat, you should try it out sometime.
>>671891040
Chewing gum is a choice, also just a piece of advice don't take pills, you'll get addicted faster than you'd think.
>>671891603
Okay then, glad you can have a moment of peace,
https://highsunn.bandcamp.com/album/wishes-2
>>671891447
Glad you like them.
https://youtu.be/3mgTW6BGnWA
>>671892302
Boku no Pico
>>671891670
Yeah, I'm going to have to fucking put my dog down because he has intestinal blockage, and we can't afford the fucking vet bill.
>>671891954
I'm doing alright. Quite well actually. Did you look into Roll20 or Cockatrice at all?
>>671892321
Understandable. I forget that not everyone constantly has music playing in their house/work. I hate silence so there's always something playing around me. .
>>671892669
I know how it feels, I've had to go through the same thing before. Sorry to hear that.
Back at it again with Akane
>>671892669
try ex lax???
but seriously that sucks
>>671891603
>Only had a measly 5 hours of sleep
You really should go get some rest, friendo.
>>671890922
I'm pretty much just starting, too.
I'm just enjoying the miracle of Secrets Paladin while I can, It'll get nerfed really soon.
>>671891393
>>>/soc/
>>671891418
I was looking to study foreign languages, thanks for asking.
>>671892180
Catching and throwing.
>>671892321
Yeah, really curious now.
>>671892758
While I have been looking into it, I haven't played it yet.
>>671891954
Hey hand anon
>>671892669
I've been there, best of luck.
>>671892758
Hey other Fran, how is the morgue?
>>671892321
I saw this one live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tACUdN8PPE
Better, non-live version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMO99ZQ3PAA
>>671892321
Oh yeah, swapping addictions for addictions. Nicotine patches/gum just makes the addiction stay too so probably best to avoid them.
>>671893229
What's your favourite objects to catch and throw?
>>671893307
Heyo Premed Fran, glad to see you. Day go well?
>>671893362
Whatever someone might throw at me. Like throwing Frisbees and what not.
>>671891894
Work on psychological issues? That's impressive, it takes a lot to recognise your own psychological issues and actually work on it.
I envy the snow, haven't had any in a really long time here. I love going for a walk or cycling around in a nearby park when it's entirely covered in snow.
>>671892321
Really nice.
https://soundcloud.com/tiberarchives/sunset
>>671893171
I should, but even if I went to bed right now, I'd only get 7 hours of sleep. And I've only been home for maybe an hour.
I'd rather stay up for maybe another hour, relax a little, and then go for the 5 or 6 hours of sleep.
>>671892669
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
>>671893171
I don't even have the cards or dust to make a good meta deck. I'm playing with starter Hunter cards still. I also enjoy Warlock and Priest.
>>671893229
Cool. If you do get it we should totally play some Commander. It'd be tight yo.
>>671893307
Unusually full after a bus crash. Thankfully they aren't mangled or anything. Nearly complete actually. Makes my life much easier.
How about you premed? Anything new and exciting going on in your life?
>>671893820
Running might've been a mistake, if I catch a cold or something.. And I always aim to move forward, be it psychologically or physically. Well, almost always.
The snow is nice as long as the temperature is really below 0 (celsius here). Otherwise it half-way melts and .. ugh.
>>671894065
Saw a girl get hit in the eye with one of those once. Stitches and hospital for weeks.
>saw her last month, wearing glasses
>>671893632
Not much, you?
>>671893968
Good, well not the crash victims, but you know what I mean. I'm getting through it
isane kotetsu from bleach assuming she isnt a lesbian.
>>671894229
Getting hit in the eyes and going blind have always been one of my extreme fears
>>671894640
Mine's anything sharp near my throat
Having my throat cut would suck..
>>671894490
she might be
Peggy Hill
>>671894229
Oh god. That's actually a terrifying perspective. Playing Frisbee with your sister/friend and she just gets smacked in the eye and needs to go to ER.
Hope she's doing alright.
>>671894640
I hate stuff being near my eyes. It's a pretty scary thought to be blind or just have anything stab your eye.
>>671892758
I know, I obviously listen to a lot more music than the average Joe as well. Silence gives you a good way to contemplate though.
>>671893362
An addiction for an addiction is not exactly something I'm looking to have happen as well.
>>671893820
Really good. I probably need to start hanging around soundcloud more, I barely know anything.
https://soundcloud.com/srkfngs/dream-flavoured-bubble-gum
>>671893328
Kind of reminds me of this to be honest. I don't know why.
https://youtu.be/fLjE-2_Luaw
I don't think I'll be able to stay for any longer to be honest so in the interest of not falling asleep on my computer keyboard, I'll head to bed. Thanks for the great thread and goodnight.
>>671894798
i characterize her as such in my fanfiction. who is your waifu tho. like who is that.
>>671894490
Well Fran may or may not be asexual, but she loves love stories, so guess I might be in the same boat
>>671894640
Same, that and earthworms.
>>671893820
Hope your sleeping schedule turns out well, Ginko.
>>671893968
It's not really necessary to get a meta deck, put any Epic/Legen cards you'd happen to have out there in your decks and It should work just fine.
>Remember to always try out the Tavern Brawl for a free Card Pack.
Alright guys, I really need to get as much sleep as I can, so I'll leave now.
See you guys tomorrow
>>671894761
Yeah, what a shitty way to go
Speaking of shitty ways to go, does Morgue Fran have any stories of similar nature?
Aileen Wuornos-chan
>>671894922
I don't know either, friend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyl99rs8xU0
>>671894922
Nice dubs to finish.
Goodnight Tats and good luck.
I know we can do it!
>>671894922
Good night, Tatsumaki
>>671894948
Akane Tsunemori from Psycho Pass, she's so darn cute
>>671894854
great choice
>>671894640
My two biggest fears are suffocation and birds. I fucking hate birds with all of my heart and soul. Geese attacked me when I was a child and I've been terrified of anything crow-sized or bigger ever since.
>>671894989
I don't think I'd be that scared of going blind honestly. Sure I'd have to quit my job and stuff but I'd much rather lose my eyesight than my hearing or hands.
OF course I'd rather become a paraplegic than all of the above.
>>671895057
nighty night.
>>671895458
Akane is a qt. Good call, friend.
new thread?
>>671895628
RIght?? Haha, thanks, but there is not enough fan art of just her out there, without that fucking ass Kogami all up on her
>>671894948
I actually wish my waifu was a lesbian, but I'm pretty sure she's straight as hell
>>671895901
its time
Who's making the new thread? Please no miscommunication edition
- Atago Maru
>>671895557
Yeah, geese are assholes, but I learned to keep my distance. No idea why I don't like earthworms though, I'm fine with insects, spiders, snakes, and centipedes. Only really earthworms.
>>671894229
Nothing is worse than molten snow that then freezes. Makes cycling practically impossible.
>>671894640
I remember an old acquaintance who somehow managed to stab herself in the eye with a toothpick. Just the thought of it makes me quail. She had many restless nights because of the unstoppable pain.
>>671894922
I don't really use Soundcloud to find any music, so I don't know how viable it is for that. It might help finding similar artists though.
Very heavy music.
https://soundcloud.com/imknope/city-nights
>>671895057
A lack of sleep supposedly helps lucid dreaming, so that's one way of looking at it positively. I'll probably be able to sleep better next week though.
>>671896154
whoever wants to I guess, noes goes?
>>671896416
I can't be trusted to do it without fucking it all up
>>671896647
what makes you think I can? lol This is my first time on the waifu thread
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>>671896885
New Op approved thread.