Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: Picture To Burn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMqcFAigRg
TAYTAY VULT
welcome back, OP, we missed you yesterday
>>671865075
I missed you by like 15 minutes, thread was still alive when I was on my way home.
>dat look on his face
You just KNOW
>>671864966
Nice dubs
>>671865190
you KNOW
>>671865266
just
>>671865190
Can say the same about you
>>671865266
>>671865308
KNOW
Hey guys.
Hope you all had a good day.
>>671864966
>>671865182
regardless, cuckposter was on a rampage yesterday
>>671865190
>>671865266
>>671865308
>>671865344
he looks like a loser who does some kind of experimental drug from the silk road and listens to really shitty unknown music.
so the average scot.
>>671865369
I have actually.
>>671865459
You really really hate Scots don't you?
>>671864966
>>671865459
I noticed but he doesn't even bother me at this point.
Also shots fired at all scots.
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>>671865492
Good to hear, me too. Apart from the shitty weather.
>>671865553
>>671865612
I mostly hate him, to be honest. but, if he was, say, irish or welsh or english, I'd hate him a bit less.
Taytay's dropping more New Romantics hints
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCcQxAkDvLH/
Shame she put that filter on the picture though, makes her look weird
>>671865427
love the fakes
>>671864966
>>671865030
No. Just no
>>671865861
>>671865888
>>671865738
Why do you hate him?
His music, his musical tastes, his personality or views from interviews and quotes or whatever? Or cause he's dating Taytay?
>>671865710
I've been inside all day, got to play Black Desert Online for the first time okay. Pretty cool.
>>671865938
>>671865888
checked
>>671865959
>His music, his musical tastes, his personality or views from interviews and quotes or whatever? Or cause he's dating Taytay?
all of the above
pic related is mfw tayvin is still a thing
>>671865861
God I love that lingerie like legging thing
>>671865888
Checked
>>671866011
last
>>671866003
First time today*.
>>671866047
So who besides yourself would you be happy or okay with seeing her date?
>>671865888
Also checked.
Taylor Swift is ugly and annoying. She's an earworm
>>671866051
ok not last
>>671866290
>>671866003
Sounds fun, I had a bad start to the day tbf, but then I went for a run and despite it raining I feel better now.
By the way, did that guy ever declare his war against this thread or whatever yesterday?
>>671866322
>>671866137
honestly, there's no one I'd ship her with at all, not even myself. I'll get used to whoever she picks eventually, if she's happy I'm happy and all, though it's been a year and I still don't like calvin.
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>>671866521
>>671866438
Are you finally clean?
>>671866549
>>671866466
I checked catalog a few times, couldn't find anything like that. maybe he made a thread and realised he was the only poster.
>>671866555
checked
>>671866438
I don't know why but going for a run also makes me feel better usually though if it rain I'd rather skip.
>>671866614
You lot are retarded, indoctrinated faggots
>>671866508
You don't have to like him, indifference is fine too, it's just weird that you hate pretty much anything about him, did you hate him before he started dating her?
>>671866555
You remember me saying that huh?
I guess, but I'm sat eating skittles listening to music.
>>671866667
>tfw off by one
>>671866667
some thread out there just got fully derailed by the 66666 get
>>671866724
before he dated her I just knew him as 'that guy who makes shitty music'. he made it personal by dating taytay.
>>671866641
Maybe he decided it's a dumb and pointless waste of time.
>>671866797
I was actually referencing the song Clean since you mentioned that even with the rain you felt better afterwards
>>671866667
I know what you mean. It makes me feel accomplished and like the day mattered.
Also, one off :/
>>671866844
>he made it personal by dating taytay.
Kek to be honest
>>671866950
Oh, right. It's just that Clean was the song of the day yesterday.
>>671866950
not him but so glad clean is finally getting the recognition it deserves
yesterday's thread accomplished something after all.
>>671867063
and if he breaks up with her I'll hate him even more
>>671867217
>and if he breaks up with her I'll hate him even more
Man can't do anything right.
>>671866980
Sad about the missed get, glad that it didn't derail the thread. Double edged sword.
>>671867217
>and if he breaks up with her I'll hate him even more
I always have wondered who broke up with who in Taytay's other relationships. But yeah, I get the feeling that he'd likely be the one to initiate it, but why hate him for that? It might break her heart but they have have incompatible goals like number of kids or when they wanna have kids that make it so they should break up now then keep going and risk further heartbreak
>>671867548
*may have
>>671866667
>off by 1
kek proof that tay tay didn't bless you
>>671867665
What's up anon.
>>671867384
his first mistake was dating taytay, this would have been avoided if not for that.
still, he's gotta be doing something right. it's like her longest romantic relationship thusfar I think.
>>671867548
it was generally the guy breaking up with her and in the cases where she broke the guy's heart instead, she felt really bad and all that.
>>671867665
>off by 1
kek proof that coalburner feminazi breitbart bitch didn't bless you
>Taylor swift queen of /b/
dont make me laugh
Boxxy is forever queen of /b/ and not this skinny ugly boy taylor swift
>>671867849
>implying anyone said she was.
4/10 bait.
>>671867740
It's her longest romance thusfar, yes.
>>671867740
emma watson a coalburner?
>[citation needed]
also Emma is a feminist not a feminazi thats taylor
see here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNGegqQXuZE
>>671867947
hope she reveals calvin's secret soon so I can start liking him
>inb4 'big dick'
>>671867469
What do you think of picture to burn anon? If I'm honest it's not one of my favourites.
>>671867384
Taytay's so cute in that video
Shame the "1080p" version is so hard to find
>>671867740
>it was generally the guy breaking up with her and in the cases where she broke the guy's heart instead, she felt really bad and all that.
Shame she's been on both sides but still writes songs about them.
Like writing a song about how one of them's an ass (WANEGBT) but for all she knows the ones she broke up with felt she was the asshole in the relationship but chose not to make it public unlike her
>>671867891
>tayfag finally admitting she isnt queen of /b/
kek you guys are autistic as fuck
>>671868119
It's actually my 2nd favourite song of all time, mostly because it is incredibly fierce, also why I like Better Than Revenge a lot but also the only song along with Should've Said No from the debut album that I voluntarily listen to.
>>671868081
This is begging for the pasta
Calvin Harris is known to be THE most hung guy in music, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Taytay's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Calvin barely able to force it past the knob, and Taytay moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Calvin's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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>>671867947
>>671867740
>>671867384
>>671867217
>Not realising that Calvin is a beard
>Not wanting to believe taylor is a rug muncher
have to say tho he is a good guy for pretending to be her boyfriends while she can keep her relationship with karlie kloss on the downlow
>>671868179
The Story Of Us in general is perfect and when they released that video I was sold for life I don't think anything will ever beat it, though I'm waiting for TayTay to prove me wrong.
>>671868477
Why did you make me read that.
>>671868179
tay's got that (red lip) classic thing of saying she hates drama but secretly loving drama
>>671868074
she's a bong, coalburning is in their blood. she's a walking, talking industrial revolution.
>>671868477
>evian bottle
>not buxton
typical fucking scots
>>671868504
I don't even know who karlie kloss is other than taytay's bestie tbh. she seems nice enough I guess.
>>671868670
>She's a walking, talking industrial revolution
My sides.
>>671868477
you do realise he is gay right? and he is just taylor's beard ....
taylor is gay dude...
btw great song on the radio now
Famous by kanye west ft Rihanna. swizz beatz
>>671868349
I prefer teardrops on my guitar from the debut to those two but I agree should've said no and better than revenge are quality. I love the hate you can hear in better than revenge too
>>671868670
>she's a bong, coalburning is in their blood. she's a walking, talking industrial revolution.
Holy kek
>>671868965
Teardrops On My Guitar is one of these songs I just can't get into because they're just whiny, kind of like White Horse, and yeah te hate in Better Than Revenge makes it Godtier.
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>>671868972
probably the best thing I've ever written, thanks for the (You)s lads.
>>671868670
>she's a bong, coalburning is in their blood. she's a walking, talking industrial revolution.
so no proof then? didnt think so ..damn you really are a mad faggot who's only argument is saying she is british (as superior race than your own)
zozzle
hi there swifties
>>671869213
It actually made me laugh out loud so cheers.
This woman does not write her own music, it is generated by a computer that uses algorithms to track top hits, and mix elements of them all. She has no morals or values. She is a whore of the media to push their message and over charge you for "music" which is really the same thing you've heard over and over again for the last 10 years.
>>671868670
>I don't even know who karlie kloss is other than taytay's bestie tbh. she seems nice enough I guess.
>bestie
>long term lesbian lover since she got dumped by a nigger
>>671869374
Hiya, how was Dublin?
>>671869153
I guess we just have different preferences, I also like white horse, one of the best from fearless imo up there with love story, forever and always, fearless etc. Probably my second/third favourite album
>>671869239
I've lived in britain for almost 10 years and I have yet to see a couple made up of 2 white people. what makes emma watson any different, especially given how often she goes abroad? not like you have any proof for anything you say about taytay either, anyway
>>671869432
>best friend and lover are mutually exclusive
t. shut in with zero (0) 3d friends
>92 posts
>12 posters
>some of them mocking the faggots in this thread posting taylor coalburner swift
>tfw you realise how unpopular taylor swift really is...
zozzle
>>671869412
>paying for music
Not even gonna talk about your other shit, but top kek
How could you brainwashed faggots think that she is a goddess and hot? She's so ugly. She's so annoying. You are a bunch of retards
>>671869618
Likely, though Forever and always is also one of my favourites.
>>671869883
>same amount of posters when this is posted
aha alright
>>671869735
I said you pay, not me, dipshit.
>>671869683
>I've got no proof about emma so il make up that i lived there for 10 years and say i never saw a couple made up of two white people because im a complete retard and a serial shut in
there FTFY
>>671869960
Fuck off, faggot. I was the shitposter from earlier in the thread, retard
>>671869960
Daily reminder that it's 1 dude.
>>671869436
pretty good actually, but not i'm returning there anytime soon good. probably best part was trip to teeling whiskey distillery. apart from beer/whiskey theres nothing much to do really
also walked around a lot and caught a cold there
To drum up discussion and drown out the shitposter, what is your favorite and least favorite Taytay song and why?
>>671870041
>lacks reading comprehension
>doesn't know I'm laughing at the concept of paying for music
please leave already
>>671869883
agreed she is an ugly pretension flat chested no butt anna wintour haircut dyke with no talent
>>671870201
>Also walked a lot and caught a cold there
Have to take a souvenir home right.
>>671870329
Thank you. At least one normal person agrees with me. The rest have been brainwashed by Taylor
>>671870193
>daily reminder that taytay fags think its just one guy mocking their low post thread when its several different people pointing out how unpopular she is on /b/
>>671870329
>I have no friends so I must reply to myself
>>671870329
>>671870523
>agreeing with yourself
>>671870275
>favourite
clean
>least favourite
bad blood (because kendrick)
>>671870275
Favourite : All too Well
Least favourite : I dunno tied together with a smile maybe
>>671870538
I know it's just you, anon. You've been here for months come on now.
>>671866939
dont play with fire now. I decided to allow you losers to have this and now you try to stir things up?!
Really?
>>671870523
well tbh its not hard to brainwash people with a mental disorder... funny how they are all men...when most of her fanbase are women...kinda creepy ...most of them are mid 40 perma virgin shut ins still living with mommy
ok I have decided to stop replying to bait
>>671870275
>Favourite:
The Story Of Us (Incredibly beat, good pace, good use of instruments, good use of her vocal capabilities, amazing video, could go on for hours)
Least favourite:
Hard but probably Teardrops On My Guitar and White Horse because they're whiny.
>>671870590
Not him but I like clean but I don't see it as a favourite.
>>671870471
how's been threads going lately? I can see taytay vult as second post which is good
>>671870690
>baby's first samefag
Put the cellphone down m8
>>671870771
Not bait. She's shit
>>671870655
Well not necessarily but you obviously had a reason to not do it.
>>671870771
Alright sure same.
>>671870841
I don't know what it is about clean, but it's just so fucking good. the vibes are perfect for anything. it's the guile theme of taytay songs.
>>671870881
Wasn't here yesterday, had to work. Monday was really crowded with between 10 and 13 posters at the highest point and 3 threads.
>>671871004
I admit, when it comes on I get shivers down my spine but it's not even my fave from 1989 I prefer new romantics and wildest dreams tbf
>>671870590
>bad blood (because kendrick)
You prefer the non Kendrick version?
I personally prefer the Kendrick version though don't like Taytay's last few non-chorus lines that start with the band aids don't fix bullet holes thing. Also hate that part of the video specifically cause they go full retard and have her start nodding to people and then break the 4th wall for no reason
>>671870552
>>671870590
>>671870650
>pic related
me and >>671870690
are two different people
>>671870771
why because you got BTFO after proving you wrong with the "samefag" ahaha go cry in the corner faglord
>>671870919
agreed
>>671871307
I only like new romantics because it's catchy, but I love wildest dreams. similar to clean in some ways. really cute chorus as well.
>>671871364
>non kendrick version
a song that's only chorus wouldn't sound that good either. bad blood's a trainwreck, in my opinion. not saying it's a bad song, but I definitely don't like it.
>>671870951
that ass is so flat lol its just legs all the way up with now ass lmao
Okay some anon months ago challenged me to make a Top 22 of her songs because that says more about your preferred Style and preferred album than you could explain in words. Next post I'll make one with the albums behind them.
>>671871714
id rather listen to someone swing a cat around in a room that echo's for 6 hours straight....
as long as i like both taytay and kendrick (his last album is bomb btw) the bad blood just doesnt work for me
>>671871714
>Top 22
Seems arbitrary, any connection to the song?
>>671871714
I think a Top 13 would be more efficient, if that makes sense
>>671871916
Cause he's feeling 22
>>671871714
In order.
>The Story Of Us (Speak Now)
>Picture To Burn (Taylor Swift)
>Out Of The Woods (1989)
>Better Than Revenge (Speak Now)
>Enchanted (Speak Now)
>All Too Well (Red)
>We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Red)
>New Romantics (1989)
>I Almost Do (Red)
>Long Live (Speak Now)
>Mine (Speak Now)
>Clean (1989)
>Sparks Fly (Speak Now)
>Forver & Always (Fearless)
>Back to December (Speak Now)
>Breathe (Fearless)
>Should've Said No (Taylor Swift)
>Stay Stay Stay (Red)
>I Knew You Were Trouble (Red)
>Love Story (Fearless)
>Red (Red)
>Haunted (Speak Now)
>>671870729
you mean like erotic hypnosis on youtube?
>>671871916
Entirely connected to the song.
>>671871986
Sure but it felt like one of those nights.
>>671872045
Yes.
>>671872168
>Out Of The Woods (1989)
>nothing but chorus
>the song
Into the trash it goes
>>671872168
>sparks fly is 13th
I approve this list
>>671872298
anon, I don't like out of the woods either, but we musn't judge eachother's taste. in the end we're all listening to taytay's golden voice.
>>671872241
well its not even that, these guys have never had female contact (their mother excluded) so they dont know what its like...most of them come from tumblr/mlp/ so they are easily brainwashed by some slutty trap like taylor swift
>>671872298
>the bass
>the video
>the echo-ey screams
Don't be so rude.
>>671872168
missed blank space? why?
>>671872168
>pic related
>>671872168
>We are never getting back together and I knew you were trouble in top 20
I just don't see it, I wouldn't have either anywhere near my list.
i would stick my dick in boiling tar if before that i'd get to stick it to tays disobedient fartbox
>>671872654
>>671872638
they are all shit anyway lol
>>671872638
It's probably right outside.
>>671872654
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together is the song I scream along to and when I'm on road trips with friends they scream along as well giving us headaches and a throat that hurts.
I just like IKYWT but can't reasonably explain that, was really excited she put 8 minutes into the video though.
>>671872706
im sure she has had it up there by many guys with tar coloured dicks lol
>>671872533
None of those change that 80% of the song, is chorus, and thus repetitive as shit. It's too much filler.
>>671872939
I was gonna say post sad tays but on second thought don't
post happy tays instead
>>671872998
Not saying it isn't, but I still like it.
>>671873065
>17 posters
>155 posts
>many of them shitposters
Tell me guys why is taylor so unpopular on /b/
>>671873065
>>671873084
hundred people, hundred opinions. as simple as that
JUST FUCK OFF WITH THIS BITCH. SHE'S UGLY AND ANNOYING
>>671872902
It's quite difficult to stack songs tbf. How about you list the albums?
the way her face scrunches up gets me every time.
>>671873269
>17 posters before post
>17 posters after the post
tell me m8 why try so hard
>>671873305
I mean it's musically not her best song but I fucking love it.
>>671873305
I can't unsee the hunchback
All hail the true queen of /b/
Chloe <3
second thread?
>>671865703
whats this?
>>671873620
why do you even ask
>>671873453
well? you gonna tell us why she is so unpopular on /b/....waiting....
>>671873402
Speak Now > Red >>> 1989 >> Fearless >> Taylor Swift
Really? Image limit? New thread?
>>671873694
well, you never know
>>671873673
>photoshop
>>671873673
Further confirmation that Taytay has godlike looks
>>671873620
>>671873694
>>671873743
I'm gonna call it for tonight guys gonna watch TV for a while. Nice thread tho catch you all tomorrow
>>671873765
>not even photoshop can make taylor swift god like in the looks department
>>671873900
seeya buddy
new thread tho right?
>>671873559
>ends on chloe again
TOP KEK
>>671873620
>>671874006
Gotta know how many swifites are left first.
Swifties, are you still here?
>>671873900
Night anon.
>>671873946
>>671873946
>>671873946
For anyone else.
>>671874006
sure just name it "trap thread" you will get many more ppl
>>671873940
>implying that pic was shopped
Explain >>671865553 and its source >>671866049
>>671873765
is it legit some kind of software or just a picture?