Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: It's the middle of the week, so tomorrow it Thursday. After Thursday come Friday, which is basically a half-weekend day. So tomorrow is weekend.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Hail Reich!
Looks like I'm early today.
>claimed
Hello everyone.
>>671865525
Hi there Rurianon!
Did that lurker yesterday steal Stocking?
>>671865749
Hi Stockinganon!
The thing is, mods deleted the thread in which you got to claim Stocking before going to sleep, so another one was made and this guy, he was really patient.
He did, sadly.
>Glad to see you this early, though
Here to claim Nate. Earlier than usual.
>>671866143
Mods have been slightly more vigilant about avatarfagging recently.
Also, Tats claimed.
She helps you in dungs and other stuff and she is already 160 level when you get her.
Awesome sidekick and top tier waifu.
Amu GET
>>671866143
Wow. That's dedication. Still undeserving though, damn mods. Guess I have to stay up later this time!
As I said, I don't have uni all week so I can get in here earlier. Glad you enjoy my company, likewise man.
Watching Kancolle, almost done. Its pretty good
>>671864471
Good choice m8.. My eyes water up when I see katawa shoujo anywhere
>>671866338
Hi there Tats.
>more vigilant about avatarfagging
I've never seen one of these get deleted
>>671842679
>>671866165
Hi there Nateanon, how are you?
>>671866712
> I don't have uni all week
That's great, Stockinganon, any plans for the weekend so far?
>>671866712
>>671867357
Not much planned really. Gonna go get drunk at a friends on Saturday and I'll probably go see my GF at some point.
>long distance
You got anything planned for the weekend?
>>671867357
Good. You? Drinking any tea today? I know I am.
C.C. Claimed
>>671867357
Hey Ruri. They are quite fun. I sometimes participate as well. They are basically avatarfagging with a new coat of paint though.
>>671867697
>long distance
Tough, long distance relationships require some dedication. Why are you separated?
>>671867158
Thanks! This pic is for you
>>671864032
I really appreciate your threads.
>>671867357
>I've never seen one of these get deleted
Hm. They're... pretty much the same as these threads. Much less personality, however. So, they're like these threads after Tenryuu goes to sleep.
>>671867697
I'm supposed to go to a birthday party of some guy I don't know that much.
There'll be vidya, though.
>>671867789
It's a bit too early for tea, sticking to pleb-tier Pepsi by now.
Any plans for the weekend?
>>671867966
Do you draw/request in those as well?
I got my spine, I've got my orange trips
>If trips get, every single waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
>>671867966
Nice dubs.
And yeah, it's tough but we manage. Probably the first girl I've ever felt anything for. Skype gets us by though, can always drive to her at weekends and such.
Basically we met in the town centre when she was visiting my town and we hit it off and have met up several times. Decided we'd try a relationship. It's not too far, she lives around 2/3 hours away by car. Just difficult with uni.
>>671869425
I'll just hang my head in shame
Again
>>671869425
I'm so sorry
>>671869425
Maybe next thread, anon.
I'm sure you'd have better luck with another pic, though.
>>671868769
I see no reason not to go. Make new friends, play some vidya.
>>671868769
I very rarely draw, mostly just request or lurk for the fun of it.
>>671869483
All of my relationships didn't have any prospects of ever working out, and those that did ended before they blossomed. Good to hear you're hanging in there.
What are you studying for?
>>671869620
Don't be
Fair play for the attempt
>>671869792
That is the very same pic that got me trips in two threads out of my first two attempts.
It deserves to stay.
Sup claimers, hows your wednesday going?
Claiming best vampire for today
I'm dying. 2 bottles of Jägermeister and 12 bottles of beer are too much for me.
>>671869958
Same here really. All my past relationships have been purely physical. Hopefully this one works. I'm sure you'll find your IRL Waifu soon though Tats, if not then our Waifus will never leave.
>>671870285
I'm fine thanks anon. How are you?
>>671870644
Water and crackers.
>>671869958
>>671870759
Forgot to answer the question. Currently studying Games Programming.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CibwSwbfXSXFgVSbjZ45ig
join /b/ telegram chat, it has waifus aswell
also my waifu
>>671870870
Good thing that i have a boring class tomorrow with a teacher which doesn't care what you do...
>>671871085
>Every class since elementary school.
>>671870759
Im alright, got out of work because of a snow storm and am now sitting at home doing nothing
>>671871021
We have our own Telegram chat and offered the fellow Anons to join. And after joining Telegram you aren't a Anon anymore; you are a half-Anon. Part of someones life. Only join the OP-approved Telegram groups and you're safe
>>671868589
So, in the end, mods prefer drawthreads to waifu threads?
>>671869819
I'm not very social or open, but I guess I could try it out.
>It's just vidya, after all
>>671869989
>Almost got quads
I won't ever try to question your methods again, anon.
Never give up.
>>671871021
>/b/ chat
>>671870285
Pretty boring, I've been watching TV all day to see a few politicians try to form government in my country (unsuccessfully). At least I'll go later to the cinema to watch Deadpool
>>671864032
I hope these threads become daily. (If they aren't already .. ?)
>mfw no Ginko in sight
>Well I guess the best Waifu needs claiming!
>>671870759
>>671871010
I don't think our waifus will ever leave. The waifu chooses the Anon, not the other way around. I may get a girlfriend so that my family stops saying that I am not even trying, but it will probably be physical as well.
Looking to get into the games industry?
>>671871654
They are pretty much daily.
Don't worry he usually joins a bit later anyways.
>>671870644
Don't die. Please. There is nothing left here if you die. Nothing left but teen-angst.
Megumin a cute
>>671871804
I'll wait around.
>>671871492
My powers may vary
But the pic must never be doubted
It is essential to my goal
>>671864032
Hana is claimed.
No Hana waifu no lifu
>>671871536
Deadpool was great, saw it with some friends last week.
Have fun!
claimed
>>671871454
Oh damn. Britbong? We had a snowstorm earlier today.
>>671871492
Me neither to be fair but it'll make it easier to talk to people if you're playing vidya. Just talk about what's happening/what games you like most. Shit like that.
>>671871804
Yeah, I guess a physical one kinda gets that craving for contact and all that out of the way. It's always hard to find the right one.
I am, it'd be great to have a job I actually enjoy rather than being a wagecuck my whole life.
>>671872249
Nah Canadafag here, so a copy britbong
>>671871654
They're daily. I take my time for you Anons and bring something nearly uncancerous to this garbage board. A place to feel safe and a place to chat. I love you guys and your interests, and i'm drunk. I? I am the the memorial to all your sins.
Hi
>>671872144
Everyone says the movie is great, so I expect it to be top-tier. I hope it doesn't disappoint me. Was the movie consistently good or did it have boring moments?
>>671872422
You'll be a great Führer
>>671872347
>copy britbong
Ha, first time I've heard that. Hope you're staying safe!
>>671872422
I truely appreciate it. I always feel happy whenever I spot these threads, or anyone standing up for 2D (proper) waifus.
>>671872347
Eastcoast fake britbong here. How's the weather anon?
>>671872422
Ayy, I'm feeling light headed as well.
https://youtu.be/CVl9RReW0Fc
>>671872249
A good job that I enjoy was pretty much all I had that was gifted to me with little effort required. It was easy for me to become a teacher get a stable position and all that crap. Now all I have to do is wait till I'm 67 to retire and die alone in some country house by the ocean.
>>671872567
Great waifu, anon.
>Her voice is kind of annoying, though
>>671872292
>
>>671872422
Based Tenryuu.
>>671872579
It was pretty enjoyable throughout, especially if you like the humor. Action was well done too
>>671872678
Well I mean even most of our street names are stolen from you guys, we have alot of your culture here.
needs more lewd
Hanako claimed.
>>671873396
NO
Think of the children!
>>671872827
Not too bad, alot of snow here in TO but last year was colder. You enjoying the snow?
>>671872579
I try my best.
>>671872731
I stand against mods being not neutral, against trap- and YLYL-threads, and against /a/ for only allowing waifu-threads on Wednesday. Tenryuu is the inofficial queen of /b/, and it will be a sign to everyone else. 2D waifus have a future, 3D's don't. I will kill the cancer here. There's nothing more sinfull than me.
>>671873533
Oh i sure am buddy
>>671873437
Hanako always a best
>>671873588
Fork, forgot pic
Claimed
>>671873533
That is just unoriginal
>>671873396
You don't know what you might have started
>>671873533
>>671873776
Great minds think alike
>>671864032
claiming
>>671873588
>>671873711
Heil Führer! Heil Reich!
She's been my girl since childhood
>>671874062
Is this the original Nymph? If yes: Hello and welcome. If not: Fuck you.
>>671873017
At least you're enjoying life for now. Wouldn't want to live life with some shitty job with little pay in a small apartment.
I'd like to afford a small house beside the ocean when I'm old.
>>671873283
Good point. Is any of Canada original?
>except maple syrup
>maple syrup kinda sucks
>>671873754
Good to see you back. Top quality waifu.
>>671874262
Yeah, I'm the real one.
Thanks for defending my waifu from all the other shits~
>>671873815
obligatory misato
Hi everyone
>>671874615
Old hags killing the thread
>>671874939
Nothing wrong with older waifus, friend.
>>671868769
Nothing much. Sorry for the slow reply.
Currently rewatching Horizon because I have myself and life.
>>671874422
Nice repeating numbers. It's got it's ups and it's got it's downs, I'd like to think that our country will be out of the bottom of the barrel, before I inevitably get lung cancer or something, but I don't think that's too likely.
>>671874615
Top-tier claim.
>>671874939
Hardly. Certain anons will make the thread shit. Older waifus will not.
>>671875225
hate*, not have. Now I hate myself even more...
>>671872966
>>671874213
>>671864644
Heil
>>671866749
Damn right it's good
>>671870644
Don't go into the light
>>671872347
A fellow Canadaland fag, welcome
>>671872422
Go drunk, you're home
>>671875557
>>671872347
Another Canadafag reporting in.
ilu nimf
>>671874422
We are just a clusterfuck of other countries, nothing original here
>maple syrup kinda sucks
I agree with you here, but we have poutine which is kinda nice
she succ me
>>671875648
>>671875557
Ayy a bunch of weeb canadians today!
enjoying the weather?
>>671875318
We can only have hope. Seems like a lot of countries are pretty fucked right now but I'm not gonna get into political shit.
>>671875806
>>671875557
hey big boobs
>>671875656
hi qt3.14 <3
>>671875849
This winter has been fucked here; weather all over the place.
Fuck all this snow tho.
Nep nep claimed
>>671874422
Ah! Goth-bro!
>>671875356
You... you just had to say it, didn't you?
>>671875849
Hell yeah. This winter was nothing compared to the absolute shitstorm we had last year
>>671876034
hows things? havent seen you in a while
>>671876161
It has been a while. Things have been pretty good for me; I moved out of my parents' place 2 weeks ago.
How have you been?
>>671875710
Essentially, except your weird ass milk packets which seem pointless.
Agreed though, poutine is alright.
>>671876104
Missed you man, can always use more goth waifus
Kan'u is claimed, guise
>>671876003
Hey, slightly more south neighbour
>>671876481
What show
>>671876556
Ikkitousen.
>>671875923
Neither am I. Britbongs have it pretty good as well. Greece is kinda wedged between idiots and corrupt politicians for the most part.
>>671876448
not too bad. left /animus/ cause couldnt be fucked with the drama, coasting through uni life still, though ill have to knuckle down over the next month or so cause coursework and exams.
>>671875127
I get it, no shitstorm needed.
I was just trying to help
>>671875225
No probs, always glad to ask.
>>671875356
>Certain anons
You mean derailers, or people like Miho?
>>671876851
I like your attitude, friend.
It's a good thing anyone is willing to help.
>>671876851
You know you love his lewdness, don't deny it.
>>671876476
couldn't agree more. plae skin together with the clothing style is the cutest
>>671876034
Yeah, I was walking outside in a T-shirt at work a couple days ago, now I feel cold with 3 layers on outside.
At least I can finally go snowboarding.
>>671876131
The ice last year was nuts, glad we havent had anything like that this year
>>671876851
What did Miho ever do wrong?
>>671876493
Hello Atago. Pan-Paka-Pan~?
Time to make some food. I'll be back later.
>>671876851
Hope to see you later, anonbro.
>>671877197
her head looks a bit unproportional
>>671877209
I still haven't decided if PPP is going to be short for Pan-Paka-Pan~ or short for Pride-Purity-Power
>>671876752
Yeah, Britain isn't bad. With the toris in now it's getting a little shitty though. Ah well, we'll get by. Doubt people will put up with their shit for long. And it's a shame for Greece really, they can't catch a break.
What are you up to tonight anyway Tats? Don't wanna get too riled up with politics.
>>671877075
Yes! Love the dark lolita style. Always prefer pale skin than shitty tans. It's a crime to dislike it.
How are you doing tonight?
>>671876812
I stopped by /animus/ today for the first time in a little while. Didn't recognize like half the people.
>>671877153
If I may ask, are you in southern Ontario as well?
>>671877020
It seems you enjoy these threads, Reianon.
You're always welcome to stick around!
>>671877064
You're the one who posts lewds along with him, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>671877197
>Lewdposter
>Doesn't even say hello
>His MGS V stream isn't even recorded
I kind of like that guy.
>>671877332
I wouldn't let some other guy claim Ruri, I'll stick around for as long as I can.
>>671877630
exactly, i see no point going there anymore. theres a couple of people there i enjoy chilling with, but theres a load i dont, and some that flat out annoy me.
claimed
>>671878038
I am actively sticking around!
And please, call me Kolya
>>671877569
Mostly listening to my shitty pseudo-hipster music and browsing other boards. Trying not to smoke for the rest of the day. What are you doing right now.
>>671878163
>not all heroes wear capes
>>671877569
yea, I find these taned chicks nowdays pretty unattractive as well. mostly basic bitches, who all looks the same.
I'm fairly ok, a lil' headache, but good enough to keep drinking!
>>671878038
Oh i was just trying to appease your insatiable appetite.
No idea he streamed
>>671878336
>not all heroes wear capes
Hitler is a prime example
>>671878336
she looks older in this picture, than in the anime/manga/webcomic
>>671878067
Yeah, most the people there are meh or shit.
I only stop by there every couple of months. If it was still on /b/ I'd prob stop by more tho.
Claiming
>>671878336
Ha, same to be honest. Drinking tea and browsing /b/. Usual night.
Quitting smoking or just trying to lessen?
>>671878410
Yeah basically. Goths stand out. They usually have pretty cool personalities too. Fuck emo/scene girls.
Ha, the code of any drinker. If you're still conscious then you're good to keep going.
Waifu....hehehehe
>>671878658
She is twenty eight, it's not like she's a loli or anything, promise.
>>671878599
Hitler, Trump, Pink Guy. You name it.
>>671879025
Lessen, and if possible quitting though that is wishful thinking. You smoke as well?
>>671878831
ive decided im more or less done with these online communities, im gonna stop by gfur every now and then for chit chat, but theres hardly anyone there i recognise now, so i dont think ill keep that up for long. i may eventually just ditch chanboards altogether, but the shota breads are pretty nice, so that may wind up not happening.
>>671878466
You're at least 47% guilty of this kind of posts.
>>671879073
>>671879198
Yeah, I'm almost done with online communities too; at least the chans.
>>671879207
I refuse. Not dirty enough.
I'd love to continue the conversation, but i must go. See you later.
>>671876851
Not derailers. Regular patrons. There are a few of them. They're harmless alone. But, typically after Tenten goes to sleep, they're all together.
And then, all that's left is a steady river of potent, teen-level edgy cringe.
>>671879451
you still visit the loli threads?
>>671879473
That's funny, coming from you
>>671879625
Not vert often.
>>671878919
Rubyanon!
Welcome back!
>>671879186
Yeah, managed to quit for a while but after getting a new apartment I started again. Hope you manage to quit though man, waste of money.
>>671879454
You'll head off to work?
Later, then.
>>671879473
>They're harmless alone
So, waifu thread's very own funny Banana?
>>671864032
ALL OF YOU ARE SO PATHETIC. WEAK LITTLE FAGGOTS WHO CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER AS THEIR "WAIFU" EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY. ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT. ALL OF YOU GO KILL YOURSELVES. FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS.
>>671879735
i feel like im getting too old for the shota threads, half the people there are like 5 years younger than me now, they have kik groups, use whatsapp and all manner of other bullshit to chat with each other, and here i am feeling like richard stallman being asked what version of windows hes running.
>>671879025
I know my limits~
Still I'm not really into the Goth music scene though, more metal, synthwave or other stuff like that... just rap, hip-hop, pop and the "normie stuff" is nothing I would ever touch. I'm not really belonging into any soecific group.
>>671879903
Yeah there's also that 'cancer' thing associated with it, pretty minor actually.
>>671880081
>current year
>being this triggered
Please follow your own advice.
>>671880216
Yeah, I don't into all those social media apps and shit.
I only know how to use Snapchat for the basic feature of taking a picture or video and adding text.
>>671880081
(You)
>>671880081
>
>>671880441
maybe ill move on someday soon, but id be lying if i said i dont miss the old days
you use steam at all? should either of us actually ditch this place for good, it would still be cool to chat to you from time to time
>>671879186
well, "loli" actually just means something along the lines of "cute/young looking" and does not have to mean that the person is an actual child.
I knew she is 28, but I was just talking about her appearance
>>671879674
Hmhmhm. I'm aware of my surroundings and I am not enveloped by glass.
Obligatory claim.
>>671864032
i like to dress up as wolvy (my fav x man)
obv im claiming jean
i finally met a girl who thought i was super sexy 10/10 would bang like bam.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch? or just talk? im sad. im ok. im sad.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>671880810
yeah, I still use steam sometimes.
These are the two accounts I will mainly be on
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pareidoliapantsu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Pareidolia/
>>671880845
I know that 'loli' is basically a way to categorize character design, but for a lot of people 'loli' has become synonymous with underage girls.
>insert Tatsumaki pic.
>>671864644
Remove Red Line
New thread niggers
>>671879903
I wasn't the one who posted her first in the original thread from last night,I was the other one. But thanks!
>>671881042
Not sure what you mean by that. Anyways, I was just poking fun, so no cause for alarm
-Atago
Papi and Suu
So new thread?
>>671881739
>and
disgusting
>>671881768
Waiting to see if Atago makes one, we typically make ones at the same time.