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benis
>>671828284
how have you been?
this is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
>>671828305
Busy heh. Tired so might go to bed soon. What you been upto?
>>671828319
so what if i'm a fagget
don't make me suck your dick
>>671828427
busy in a good way?
just struggling with uni, so the usual
>>671827994
how are you? c:
>>671828618
i'm not gay i just want to do really gay things whenever i get the chance to.
I had the most persistent boner in class today. All three hours of it, and I had to face away from the desk to face the lecturer. It'd be a miracle if nobody saw.
Anyone else have awkward boner stories they wanna share?
>>671828618
20$ is 20$
i found this on trash
lol
>>671828723
you understand me perfectly
>>671828808
Once I had a boner. Can you believe that?
>>671828963
Only just.
What caused the boner?
>>671828963
I don't believe it!
>>671828530
Yeah...got a friend who is kinda in a bad spot atm that I am helping....will tell you about it next week when shits resolved...
Work been insanely busy, and life in general.
>just struggling with uni, so the usual
It's only what, first week back? Shouldn't be too bad yet :p
>>671828590
Pretty tired. Just thought I should say Hi ^_^
>>671828842
then let's be not gay together
>>671828808
some years ago, i was walking around the house with pajama pants on, going commando, and along comes the boner, so i just put it between my legs and kept walking through the house. my mom stops me in the kitchen to talk, so I stay and talk, nothing out of the usual. Then one of our dogs comes sprinting through the house and hits my heel, making me lose my balance, and my boner flew through the little crotch hole that all pants have for some reason.
boners were seen, awkwardness was present.
>>671829085
hope everything goes alright for him/her
you underestimate 2nd year science
oh yeah, my friend took me to see a strip show on friday, that was fun
>>671829002
I wouldn't either if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes.
>>671829041
Probably blood rushing to my penis.
>>671829049
I didn't mean to startle you.
>>671829399
You saw it?
>>671829468
Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that it saw me.
Going to bed.
>>671829267
can I put my penis in you in a non-gay way?
>>671829399
I think i'm scarred for life now
night
>>671829370
Oooo really? What sort of strippers??
>>671829649
It's not gay if you say "no homo" once you are finished.
>>671829141
well hello then c:
>>671829649
put your penis in me any way you can, but we just have to tell people that it's not gay. that's how we get away with it.
>>671829853
This works too.
>>671829801
male strippers, naturally. My friend got some tickets from someone else and gave one to me and one to another friend.
>>671829649
Yup. Gay sex doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you gay.
>>671829853
>>671829933
sounds like a plan
i'm going to turn in. night all
>>671829939
Heh sounds like a lewd time :D
>>671829933
a/s/l frisko?
>>671830111
Goodnight faggot.
>>671830111
night, gaylord c:
>>671830138
it was, those strippers had pretty big dicks
im sorry that your fathers never loved and accepted you
>>671830508
nah he's coming around. he wants to meet my bf so there's that
>>671830138
18/m/Fl :3
>>671830267
How lewd.
>>671830671
it was 2lewd
>>671830665
grindr mate. or just go pof
>>671830730
pof?
>>671830776
plenty of fish. or even okcupid. or just fucking craigslist
I'm off to bed, goodnight peoplez.
>>671830703
Goodnight ^_^
>>671830665
23/m/South Aus here. Late here, so goodnight ^_^
>>671831084
gnight, sleep well <3
>>671830887
i do pretty much nothing but just talk to people around here. never tried grindr, craigslist, or whatever.
>>671831084
night c:
>>671829399
You might want to get it checked out
>>671831433
well if you're cruising for your first time or trying to find someone long term those are going to be your bread and butter, butt I would recommend getting on PrEP and wearing condoms err'ytime
>>671831646
i'm not even really seeking to hook up with anyone. i just talk to people whenever the conversation gets sparked.
thanks for the tips though c:
Is there anything more loathsome than filing taxes? I mean, it's just so... Ugh.
>>671832366
cheers bruh. my last tip is to learn how to train
>>671832649
i was thinking of getting a toy while i try to deal with life things first. do you have any brand suggestions or whatnot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGJa37SOXY
>>671832809
this one is pretty alright i guess
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00E8GWI20?ref_=pe_385721_51767431_TE_dp_4
never tried anything else
>>671832809
I meant fuckin throwing plates in the gym and mentally discovering what you want from life while getting your nutrition on point, but a medium gryphon from bad dragon would be a good start
>>671832928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZrAP3kpq18
>>671833030
https://twitter.com/realtonytiger/status/692532284210159621
He's G-g-g-great!
>>671833048
Not him but that one seems alright. Do they have anything 'realistic' like that but smaller?
So are you ready for the movie of the year?
>>671833114
>increasingly nervous man
>>671833247
you could just go for anal plugs instead. But anyways after a few times using it I already want something bigger
>>671833300
just waiting on the release.
should be fun
>>671833415
>release
I best thing about it is that since it's Disney I can watch it and no one will really think twice about it.
>>671833187
I keked.
>>671833541
dunno, i'll try to somehow get it on PC/DVD
my monitor is far better than the movies, heh
>>671833397
But anal plugs are boring and I only like small dicks for posterior stuff.
>>671833683
Sadly my PC broke down over a year ago and I've been saving waiting to rebuild it. Hoping to have it by mid spring.
>>671833710
thats weird. Bigger is usually better i'd think
>>671833825
oh, that's not too far from now. have any plans for it, like a build or something?
>>671833874
You're probably a bottom though.
>>671833928
i5 6600K and thinking of 390. Had a fairly shitty monitor for years and been using a mouse and keyboard for almost 10 years too so I'm upgrading those. So total I'm going to be spending about $1500-1700.
>>671833825
but how do you play vidya then?
>>671834078
nice, that should be good for anything
imagine how better gfur will look on a 390
>>671834056
That's nasty
>>671834138
Had a meh laptop for basic PC gaming if it's not taxing. Been mostly playing on my Wii U and 3DS. Playing Fire Emblem Fates right now.
>>671834056
I am probably
>>671834237
>not liking rim jobs
heretic!
yum
>>671834312
I fucking LOVE rimjobs, I don't like huge smelly dudes getting rimjobs, blech.
>>671834527
not all big men are smelly
>>671834312
second
>>671834527
You only say that just so you can try to steal Badj's Porsche while he's tied to a stake in the rain
>>671835072
Hey there Ahmed. How goes the Jihad in Sweden?
>>671835238
i'm afraid you've got the wrong one here
im not even close to an ahmed
how's stuff in detroit, shaniqua?
>>671835406
You're the Sweden guy right?
>>671835238
>Everyone tells me the movie is amazing
>Can't stand Sarah Silverman
>Heard she becomes the main character half way in the movie
>Will never be able to actually enjoy that movie
Actually from what I've heard few people cared about her character and felt the final parts with her was the worse parts.
>>671835557
nope, sorry
>>671833300
I'm seeing it on the third at 7pm
>>671835577
I've never seen the movie either.
>>671835648
Oh, my bad buddy.
>>671835834
eh, it happens.
>>671835917
How should I make it up to you?
>>671835963
mmmyep
>>671836083
that i leave up to you, what do you think would make me feel better now?
>>671834923
...nah, it's just gross to eat swamp-ass, man.
>>671836182
Maybe a back rub?
>>671836535
very good answer, but only if i get to return the favor afterwards.
>>671836613
Sounds good buddy.
>>671836850
let's get to it then, friendo.
How is using a dildo in the shower? does the water lubricate it well?
gifs huh
>>671837221
never done it before, but i would say it does the opposite
>>671837221
From my experience, water does lubricate very well, but your ass'll be very dry afterwards, and if you have very hard water, you might need some cream or salve.
>>671837221
No, and sex in the shower is a myth and/or only works when you fuck a vagoo. Butthole is too tight and water is not slippery.
The moar you know
>>671837329
>>671837436
Huh... Welp there goes my plans for today... Will water make silicone based lubes run off?
>>671837739
no idea, sorry
>>671837426
You have got to be joking. Water is a terrible lubricant, it pretty much does the opposite of what you want.
>>671837739
It makes bad-dragon cumlube run off but KY doesnt...Idk if that helps
Anyway too much nasty bara filth in the thread so I'm bailing
>>671838108
Yeah i got bd.. and that's unfortunate...
>>671838108
>nasty
>>671837739
Jlube stands up ok, not great but its enough to get dicked properly
To be honest, I'd fuck a dude if he was down for it and we where friends... lol
>>671838108
that dog looks like it has been fucked
>>671828830
Kek fucking space jam.
>>671838889
as would i, even
the second part is important though.
>>671839044
Yeah I hear yah.
No need aids.
Also, it'd be much more fun
>>671839201
yep, getting to know them first is a must.
and like you said, it would be a lot more fun.
>>671839720
sure
they're always nice
Anyone from CT?
aaaand that's it, thread capped
>>671840214
Those paws tho...
>>671841979
makes you wanna squish em with your finger, doesnt it
