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>>671819204
avery is probably the most beloved person here.
Drugs are smelly and bad.
what do you consider to be a dank ryhrsdfyhztesdryzhdfjddgfs
>>671819127
I don't know
feelings are hard
I just want to hold someone whom I like
or be held
whatever
I miss KS
>>671819320
it will come to you in time.
did you ever find out why KS absconded?
>>671818587
You can have my ass right now if you want. My legs are killing me.
>>671818770
Aww such love :)
>>671818990
Yes it is. However it's just walking. Goto bar and hang out while having your drink, when other come to buy talk to them. They have an out to the conversation as you can just walk off with your drink
>>671819393
that really clears it up thanks
>>671819445
If that's what the kids these days are calling it.
>>671819393
Sure you can Nibi. You just gotta get fat percentage down, buy new clothes, get a new haircut, and pretend to be king shit.
>>671819443
MAYBE
he had personal things to sort out I think
anxiety maybe
not my place to speculate though
>>671819501
everyone is so far away...
>>671819445
im just finding excuses not to do it you're right
Dom, like this?
>>671818699
Hi Jeep.
>>671818990
Have your friend bring you in a wheelchair.
>>671819445
Well, I mean, if your legs are going to kill you, I might as well harvest your ass. Someone out there could probably use an ass transplant.
>>671819742
I already am low bodyfat.
>>671819749
Sad day...
>>671819820
even if you just go out for one drink over 45 mins. that's progress. next week go again, same place, same time and stay a little longer.
over a month you'll see the regular guys and the new ones like you. talk to the new ones as they should be in the same position as you.
>>671819989
my ass has had too much work on it to just be anyone's ass. it needs to goto the highest bidder!
>>671820023
what about the rest?
>>671820126
one day I will have money and I will visit everyone and hug them all
give me the coffee
>>671820225
Gross!!!!!!!
P..please hug me
>>671819989
but im not handicapped
>>671820204
ever been in that position?
>>671819617
What do you call it? Chore play?
I have some coffee
>>671820204
I have nice cloths. I could use a trim though.
>>671820339
hug
>>671820225
I live in nowhere land so it's okay if you skip me. I understand.
>>671820362
What flavor?
>>671820356
Naw.
I was being silly
>>671820362
please give
im dying
>>671820204
I assure you, your ass will be distributed based on need. There are starving kids in Africa, you know. Those asses be hella flat.
>>671820307
My mom has that fridge magnet.
>>671820343
I find that highly unlikely if you're seriously considering sauntering into a gay bar.
>>671820449
no, everyone
you will be on the way to nefel and clockwork in australia
and maybe manaka in indonesia
>>671820449
coffee flavour
>>671820489
but it's my coffee
>>671820343
Years ago, before the ex. but i'm doing lunch at a local pub for the the past 3 months or so. the girl that take my steak order knows exactly what i want and how its down. she gave me her number but told her i was already taken.
>>671820390
Modern clothes and haircut?
>>671820482
:) you had your valentine weekend yet?
>>671820343
cute tiger :)
>>671820512
but they don't deserve it! they don't even have iron to keep it plump and swole!
>>671820512
should I just stay lonely forever?
>>671820512
"and nobody gets hurt" ?
>>671820598
just the tip...
i mean
a sip
>>671820546
I'll hold you too it.
>>671820598
Ew.
>>671820728
lucky you
Still just you, Frisk.
>>671820879
you better
>>671819749
i hope he comes back for you and darwin and katia.
>>671819868
yeas
>>671820873
ok just the sip
>>671820879
it's a flavourful coffee flavour
>>671820728
Honestly, I was going to hang it on my wall like a trophy, I just say that stuff to make people feel better about it.
>>671820739
I'm just yankin' your doodler, go to the bar you bozo. Just consider the wheelchair thing.
>>671820873
No, actually. Just the first part.
>>671820859
nice tan lines huh :)
>>671821004
it's nice, but she's a she. it's just a example, become a regular and eventually you'll go int and the other regulars will always welcome your company. or the other noobs will become regulars like you.
it's a process, but you gotta practice it.
>>671821126
why the fuck do you still have a spoon on there?
>>671821200
speak that into my ass and it'll let you in it's tight embrace
>>671821436
more about the cute taint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmlXR_Zn0
>>671820728
Yes, long hair though.
>>671821098
If only he could of turned into such a hunk.
>>671821126
*sips it empty*
ty
>>671821200
lame
brb gonna look for jobs for an hour or so
also kaybe you don't get to intentionally unintentionally bother para because he and his stalker made up
I want to lick freklz cheek while hugging
who doesn't
literally no one
>>671821575
u-undertale 2, right?
ablakblakl
>>671821436
I always leave my spoon in my coffee. this time it's a fork though
>>671821577
:c
>>671821436
That sounds like several things that I don't want all in a row.
>>671821577
It's the easiest to stalk someone when they consent. Good luck with your Craigslist m4m scouring.
dogs are just firm cats
>>671821705
i want to bone the gote
AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671821868
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671821767
>caigslist m4m scouring
kek
f u
I assumed it was Qwak who was stalking me, I think he lurks and reads my posts then talks to someone about me.
Also, I take everything bad I said back about Frosh.
>>671821938
it won't happen
>>671821518
see the tan line around the torso? he's a CD too :)
>>671821575
tie it in that top knot that's trending now. easy.
clothes are next. go shopping and get what ever the GUY says looks good on you.
>>671821705
jesus jeff get a grip.
>>671821767
sure. my ass ain't for everyone only the best :p
>>671822016
This pleases me.
>not platonically loving brother with the purest of intent
>not loving everyone
>>671821981
Weren't you going to kill yourself? You've said you were going to do this, at least twice.
>>671822136
>pure
gross, perversion is much funner
>>671822016
that's why I leave the spoon in there. to grip it
>>671821981
Wow, he reads your posts? AND talks to someone? About YOU? How scandalous.
>>671822016
I can get behind one of those things. I won't tell you which.
>>671822220
I was trolling Kaybe.
>>671822102
i see you like simple things i see. thing girly boi, smooth taint, not afraid to dress sexy for his husbando.
>>671822271
but it's a fork
>>671822398
What if I do?
>>671822356
Sure you were. All I'm saying is I feel cheated.
>>671822398
then I can grip my fork
>>671822563
you can grip my fork if you want ;^)
>>671822016
Hideous
>>671822356
You really had me going there, you gooster. I had the tombstone all carved out and everything.
Oh, and I found this picture of Self's future.
>>671822497
Nothing i'm not judging you, just making observations. Hows the sketch going?
>>671822563
dip your dick in it, then you can grip that Jeff.
>>671822548
Awh, well, isn't that a shame.
>>671822656
but I already have one
>>671822704
but then I'd have coffee on my dick
>>671822704
Good
Going to have to finish it later.
Its going to be my character pining him against a wall face to face.
>>671822701
I know you want me dead, my boy, and I forgive you. But let me tell you.. dying is the last thing I plan to do.
>>671822748
You could, like, turn the gas on the stove and go to sleep.
>>671822673
people have likes, they like. even you Nibi.
>>671822863
i'll clean it for you.
>>671822897
Awesome.
>>671822931
I plan for laundry to be the last thing that I do, just after dying. It'll be a pretty elaborate setup, but nobody wants to do a dead guy's laundry.
>>671823006
Now that would be a rude thing to do to my landlord.
>>671823048
Yeah. Should be real good. mine is supporting both of us in it.
>>671823104
So? You promised suicide.
>>671823092
Are your clothes any good, though?
>>671823048
that's a novel way to drink coffee
and suck dick
>>671823048
Thats strange.
>>671823219
I don't remember saying "I promise I'm going to kill myself"
>>671823287
You said you were going to. That's a promise.
>>671823227
I mean, I have some pretty sweet graphic T's from middle school that I imagine I'll still be wearing then. So yes.
>>671823127
Should i pre-order the HTC Vibe?
>>671823242
i think iced coffee would work better though. the cum would blend with the cream well :)
>>671823254
don't deny your likes Nibi, whatever they may be.
>>671823335
I don't consider that a promise.
>>671823338
Graphic in what way?
>>671823482
I want to act surprised that there's already a vibrator available for that but I'm not.
How much does it tack on?
>>671823534
Then stop saying you're going to kill yourself. It's fucking childish. Either kill yourself or don't, but don't say you're going to to try and get attention.
>>671823482
it would blend nicely, but I would have a cold dick
>>671823534
There are holes cut out where my nipples are. And mostly surf scenes.
Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright?
>>671823797
Murder is just an extroverted suicide.
>>671823647
hon hon hon
>>671823607
http://www.htcvive.com/us/product/
It's $927 AUD delivered. and i would have to get a new GFX card as well. so be dropping nearly $2kAUD for setup.
but it would be pretty cool.
>>671823699
and my mouth will warm it up again. i see nothing bad about this at all.
>>671823707
sexy. got nips pierced too?
>>671823482
It might be better to have restraint sometimes.
>>671823854
my cat does this.
>>671823890
For that price you could hire a real man to fuck you in the ass.
>>671823939
also I think "don't you have anything better to do" is one of the most subtly powerful lines in the game
>>671823890
the missing set of abs is fucking me sideways
>>671824050
makes you think about all the time you've lost
>>671824006
5 even. i got cash to burn now and prolly more when house sells.
>>671824131
*sigh
now i can't unsee that
Hey cuties c:
>>671824161
it's just an incredibly good axiom to keep in mind at every point in life
>>671824050
>>671824161
Ill agree with david, I really dont.
>>671824213
Might be smart to invest that money.
>>671824213
you;'re fucking welcome
>>671824298
that's fine
>>671823890
sounds like a good idea in that case
>>671824269
it is a very complete game, ideologically and emotionally.
>>671824298
the only one that has the power to define that is you.
>>671824338
Yeah im boring
>>671824396
people keep comparing it to mother and earthbound and it makes me want to play those
>>671824426
maybe
nothing wrong with that in any case
lewd goat out of nowhere
shut ins need love too
>>671824511
i've heard the same. undertale is apparently a deconstructive homage. i'd like to play them too but haha a physical copy of earthbound is 300 dollars.
>>671824612
a ROM shouldn't be too difficult to obtain
>>671824396
Im not good at that
>>671824527
Did somebody say lewd goat?
>>671824612
takes like 2 minutes to download zsnes and an earthbound ROM
did somebody say lewd goat?
>>671824727
we did
there you go. lewd goat.
>>671824326
i will of course. need to get another house eventyally
>>671824327
my pleasure
>>671824372
can i see?
>>671824389
ok lets get a coffee together. where's the nearest place?
>>671824927
mediocre
>>671824982
Yeah.
I need to pay off that tool here soon.
>>671824982
it's about to be your pleasure
>>671824667
no, probably not.
>>671824698
you must practice.
all right i am the fuck out of here
>>671824982
there's coffee places everywhere around here. sharing coffee like that though in the middle of a coffee shop might get us kicked out
nitenite dom
>>671824982
How should I know if you can see or not?
The whole world is ending.
>>671825354
Imagine just pushing those guys so that they fall over
>>671824991
I'm probably gonna make a folder dedicated to the gote. I know I have good art around here, but I just can never find it because i have so much other stuff, and I don't feel like organizing.
first world gotefucker problems
>>671825870
you go ahead and do that
>>671825902
i enjoy the feel of cold hands, so hah
>>671826058
alright brb scanning 2800+ pictures for all the gote i can find
>>671826144
I could put my cold hands down your undies
>>671825088
>>671825095
>>671825288
>>671825466
Good night guys!
>>671826410
night night
>>671826410
bye felicia
>>671826351
that would be appreciated.
there's a couple other places I could stick my cold fingers
>>671827154
I don't have any problems with that.
>>671824220
Hey fag.
>>671827994
what timing, just as I open the thread
>>671828046
Good to see you ^_^
>>671828171
new thread
>>671819292
Like you
