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>>671810946
what kind of cafe?
>>671811134
>>671810750
Its probably cheap too since its so close.
Was she qt?
freklz
>>671811156
The
>>671810596
Nothing, just thought leauge liked it rough.
>>671810767
Good man. Find a younger one on BC to fuck with.
>>671810890
Do some squats and push ups right now! Get a pumping heart.
>>671810902
I really dont know
>>671811327
hai
>>671811195
kiss me
>>671811221
it's on the nicer side
I got 12 cans for $15 here
yeah she was
>>671811355
He does.
>>671811355
Pupper's heart hasn't been able to pump for years.
>>671811359
mmm, what happened leading up to it?
if she kept pressing you to drink it might be a good idea to back out now.
if it was mutual im honestly not sure.
Tell me more about her?~
>>671811382
mjgkjidfhg
>>671811382
Hello.
What's the topic of the day?
>>671811533
<3 <3
>>671811639
kisses
and beer
>>671811639
Aardvarks and their impact on society.
>>671811355
I'll do 5 of each
>>671811791
sh-should i keep going
>>671811791
I don't have any.
>>671811828
What a disgusting animal.
>>671811828
think they're a menaceagainst society for sure
>>671811944
Get booze and cdrink wit hme
>>671811355
What?
>>671811382
Typical price for good stuff then
Well at least it was pleasant.
>>671812094
do you still hate me
nibi wear women's underwear with me?
>>671812118
no, I just do not like it when I feed.
I am more mad at myself than others.
>>671812223
dont worry we had a 15-40 game immediately following you abandoning us to queue alone, in which i had 0 kills and 10 deaths.
>>671811935
i-if you want
y-you have a fiance
>>671811944
none of either?
>>671812108
eh
sex with girls is boring as hell honestly
Yuki you said to text you but I don't have your number.
>>671812292
wanna kiss him too?
ROY SHHH THIS IS PRIVATE
>>671812094
I can't remember the last time I drank, and I think you'd need me to drink for that to happen.
>>671812292
No kisses.
No beer.
>>671812290
I just mute everyone as I try to calm down and play better, unmuting them when I think ive calmed down
do not worry about it
>>671811532
It was hard liqueur which she kept wanting me to drink with her.
>>671812490
well we can drink together
and pet each others head
>>671812338
I thought he was the jealous type
>>671812490
yuki I am so disappointed right now
I'm confused.
>>671812157
But what if everyone laughs.
Steam me~
>>671812581
I'm sorry.
If I could make it better I would.
>>671812559
I don't really drink though
I don't have you on steam either.
>>671812292
Well I didnt sex so my experience is none.
>>671812522
>>671812581
he is not jealous, he merely aggressively asserts ownership.
>>671812686
it will just be you and me
>>671812529
Eh, who knows then
hanging out with her again any time soon?
>>671812770
Oh, well then
can we still pat each others head?
>>671812901
d..do not be a fag, you whore!!!!
I don't know how this relationship is going to work out.
>>671812882
You can touch my boobs if you want.
>>671812967
I don't do random patting
>>671812901
Will you brush my hair and call me pretty?
I'm still confused.
>>671813076
it is not random but consensual, baka
>>671812923
Possible
>>671811511
;)
>>671811523
It his name is nearly pumper! He should be SWOLE as fuck if he were pumped all the time.
Hey kaybe!
>>671811639
Exercising as always.
>>671812894
I recommend trying it
if only to see how you like it
>>671812901
is that a good thing
>>671813076
th-that's a little fast...
>>671813218
don't give me that look
>>671811523
Hit me right in the feels with the accuracy
>>671813218
I did the 5 squats and push-ups as promised
>>671813143
Not if I'm not fully okay with it.
>>671813218
How many squats have you done?
>>671813275
It makes people happy though.
It's a make up thing.
>>671813030
such behavior will net you only a smooch
>>671813080
pff like duh, girlfriend
>>671813275
yes, it means i feel comfortable pretend kissing you on the internet.
>>671813076
Touch my boobs.
>>671813429
Well shit, in that case lets just play games otgether or something
>>671813275
That would be difficult finding someone to do it with.
>>671813435
I do not want any more from you, you slut!!!!!
go back t odsecudying avery!!!!!!!!
i have cancer
Goodnight all.
>>671813429
in a shallow kinda way
>>671813435
well that makes sense then
>>671813505
you seemed to have no problems recently
>>671813617
night night
What the hell is this from?
I'll miss you
>>671813450
I don't think we're on the same page.
>>671813475
We could go to a convention.
>>671813625
Not if it's what we both want.
>>671813277
;_;
>>671813391
Yes! It's the start to something good! Feeling better?
>>671813429
40 under the bar, 5x8 122.5 kg
>>671813450
*Gropes aggressively
nite roy
>>671813545
do you need someone to hold you close and touch your tail
>>671813625
really i need a place to express some extreme feminine shit without actively having sex with him, it is just me and i hope he understands the purpose of it
>>671813435
LIKE lets braid each others hair!
>>671813780
Just a little
>>671813764
Touch my mantits.
>>671813764
what kind?
I do not think this is a good ide,a peopl are awful
>>671813798
Holding close will be neoug hto sate me
bo tail rubs necessary
>>671813764
do you want me to touch your boobs?
>>671813798
seems pretty reasonable
>>671813780
too bad
>>671813731
Someone give me sauce on this pls
>>671813625
That's like... Different though.
>>671813835
i would love that, can i give you a waterfall braid?
>>671813950
i am holding you close.
>>671813952
i don't think he understood it until a few months ago when i disclosed some extremely held back ideas i had about sex and sexuality. he knows what i want to give him and what i mean with most of the things i do relating to that.
>>671813923
pls no.
>>671813950
what?
>>671813780
Sounds like too much.
>>671813952
d-don't tease me like that... baka...
>>671814101
if you can get one who's to say you can't get more
>>671814190
yeah I remember you mentioning that
it is good if you have that level of understanding
>>671814254
what kind of convention
furry convention? anime?
I do not like large crowds
>>671814254
you are the one doing the teasing
>>671814254
Do it.
>>671814190
Id probably be bad at it.
>>671814262
i think we do. mostly we are finding it difficult to balance personal interests with mutual interests, and i am not sure how to maintain what i like to do while giving him the attention i want to.
>>671814438
you can practice on me all you want.
>>671814254
Nah I want more on there, I'm just not SWOLE enough to lift it! Forgive me!
>>671814008
Well love him good OK.
>>671814262
I used to get rather hostile responses from women when I was younger.
Ones now are already in a relationship or are flabby and pasty.
>>671813780
Bad tiger.
>>671814592
I plan on making taking it slow at first then really giving it to him.
If that's what you meant.
>>671814349
>I do not like large crowds
Mmm... I don't think it'll work.
>>671814359
This is different though because you asked me.
>>671814369
Too gross for me. Sorry.
>>671814592
swole?
>>671814628
Life is pretty complicated
It might be worth it to take the dive
or you might be paying child support for 18 years
who knows
>>671814806
I mean, if I get to see you in your cute cosplay it might be worth it~
I have never actually gone to a convention, I would like to at least once
>>671814590
I haven't enough experience to comment on that
>>671814628
just play it all passive
that's what I do
and usually nothing happens but SOMETIMES I GET DRUNK and things happen
now that I type it out it occurs to me that it's not so good a game plan
>>671814806
because you were being confusing!
>>671814590
I would ruin your hair.
Lets compare breasts instead.
I chase everyone who tries to love me out of my life
>>671814759
Drat I thought you didn't notice. *slaps snarf titties.
>>671814776
Oh baby!
>>671814806
SWOLE the opposite you Yuki.
>>671814808
Don't listen to this cuck Nibi!
>>671814808
Not worth it then
>>671814995
Eric wants to love you, Eric wants to love everybody.
>>671815109
You never know
watch anime with her
that is how you will know
>>671814988
That's what I do and people typically avoid me.
>>671814988
i think i need to make more sacrifices with my time and interests, which involves dropping what i am doing and engaging him. but it is hard, and i am unsure how to approach it.
>>671814993
you cannot ruin hair by braiding it unless you intentionally tie it in a knot.
you got nice thick jugs, i'd smooch em
can you people cure my aids?
>>671815182
well, I dunno
what do you want?
i also need to go the fuck to bed before midnight and wake up before 9, which is fucking impossible when david is playing undertale until 6 am my time.
>>671815004
Was playing with my BF's tits earlier.
>>671815170
I dont want her tho, she doesnt really have a great body.
>>671814988
I didn't do it on purpose. I promise.
>>671814937
I post pictures of that kind of occasionally in threads anyway so you won't miss out.
>>671815004
So I'm unswole?
But I don't understand.
>>671815198
you just gotta uhhh
make a plan to do that and follow through with it I guess
I dunno
>>671815402
you haven't answered my question yet, so
>>671815439
tell me what to do.
>>671815439
Well .. Of course.
>>671815499
I don't know
people are so hard
I'm not good at helping them
>>671815198
Im dumb enough to accidentally do that.
Yes they are great, lets smoosh them together.
>>671815506
Snaggles, give Eric a kissy.
>>671815245
It is known if you get gang-banged your AIDS are cured, BUT ONLY IF you dont tell everyone you dont have AIDS.
>>671815621
help me
>>671815402
It's OK if you don't understand.
>>671815306
You bite his nips too? Make him squeal!
>>671815671
i would teach you, i have had some practice.
>>671815258
To not be terrible.
Literally explodes.
>>671815857
Toby fox doesn't want you to be happy, so no help for you
>>671815891
Biting nips is a bit too much
Just put clothing pins on them.
>>671815353
A body is not everything
Bodies grow old, and turn to less than sub par
you cannot date the same 19 year old twink forever
All grow old and lose their appeal. no matter how they cling
>>671815402
but the nwe cannot cuddle, that isnot good!!!!!
>>671815857
just uh
communicate with him
ask him what he wants and how to give it to him and then compromise if necessary
>>671815948
you are not terrible tho
>>671815958
hug
>>671815267
Did he get past Undyne?
>>671815902
Well, that will have to do. We will have pillow fights too and take turns doing each other's nails.
>>671815870
He is a little cutie and just wants to be your friend.
>>671815993
Nah, alligator clips should do the job. Make him beg you to take them off >:D
>>671816073
i ask him what he wants daily and he always responds "nothing."
i think the only two things i can do for him of any meaning are get a job and wake up before 9 every day.
>>671816151
he has done most of the game at this point.
what color would you like your nails?
>>671816038
Then I have no desire for sex. I am Asexual.
>>671816268
bullshit
>>671816172
>>671816233
maybe he is not being truthful for your sake or maybe you are already doing everything you need to for him
I don't have enough information to tell
>>671816268
Sure if you want to fuck a cute butt that is fine
but if you want to fuck the same butt, you will need to get along wit hthe person attached
>>671816175
That's just mean.
>>671816073
That's what everyone says and they they get to know me.
Sex is overrated.
That's why I don't have any.
>>671816458
my opinion has swung in the opposite direction with time
>>671816489
it has its good points
virgins lol
>>671816412
neither do i. i don't know what to do so i will continue doing what i already am.
>>671816233
Oh
You will pick what matches my eyes and hair.
>>671816630
i will have to see them first.
>>671816583
>
>>671816548
I know.
I'm just so lonely.
should I go to a lbgt society hang out at a gay bar? The girl that invited me said there'd be no sexual pressure at all
>>671816419
Yeah but I need the physical attraction to form the mental attraction that takes the place with time.
>>671816714
>>671816583
that seems sustainable, at least
>>671816714
holds
>>671816780
gay bars are just regular bars dude
>>671816923
i am worried he will lose interest in me because i am unmotivated and worthless.
>>671816548
There is still time for that "Swung" to swing in the opposite direction.
>>671817033
o how pendulous these threads
>>671815891
Yes.
>>671816923
why make a gay bar then?
>>671817047
>>671817033
I doubt it will happen though
>>671817133
for gays to hang out in
>>671816668
freklz says they are "Not bad".
it's true
>>671817345
i will be sure to pick matching "not bad" colors.
>>671817221
alright im convinced
>>671817100
At this hour.
>>671817443
it is a decent hour somewhere else, at least.
>>671817401
I mean did you think they were stinking dark dens of unrestrained lust and sex with strangers?
>>671817498
>>671817513
kind of yea. I mean idk gays have pretty bad reputation when it comes to bars and stuff.
>>671817395
Roy, shrk, and Badger say "Gorgeous"
So pick that color 2.
>>671817671
a deep indigo.
what if I am turning into darwin
>>671817648
not around here at least
>>671817660
how would you qualify that
>>671817878
I am becoming
lustful
>>671817221
Lets hope.
>>671817708
A perfect color. That is a good skirt color as well.
th-there is just a lot of love in my heart
>>671817965
hopes and dreams
>>671817957
o-oh. what are you lusting after?
>>671817965
it will glisten on you.
>>671816440
He might grow to like it. I knew someone that did along time ago.
>>671816780
Go, you will be hit on though. Are you cute?
>>671816850
So hit the gym and get sexy looking, it's the only way to attract the attractive ones.
>>671817133
So you can hit on guys without fighting.
>>671817120
Yumm!
can i jizz in all your drinks?
>That's my fetish
>>671817817
maybe im just imagining things. or stereotypes etc
>>671818064
Hah
anyways the artist is sketching out my idea.
I already got the shake and bake style you suggested. I just forgot about it.
>>671818039
everyone
maybe I'm just lonely too
>>671818078
>>671818081
yes that is exactly right
>>671818064
I think so. Im just kinda bad at loosening up in social situations where I don't know anyone
>>671818034
What a pretty game
>>671818039
Oh yes
>>671818064
Im already kind of alright looking.
>>671818341
david is at the true ending now
>>671818081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie4SV1vMKDs
>>671818266
what about everyone?
>>671818422
I love them all
>>671818498
w..wow lewd
>>671813218
Hello asscat.
>>671813391
I'd prefer to hit you right in the genitals.
>>671813731
If you're still here, this is the thing it's from, not sure about that specific creation though. http://www.yiffalicious.com/
>>671818491
touch
>>671818572
shut up am
>>671818415
t-thanks
>>671818498 Anime name?
>>671818621
:c I love you
>>671818147
Cool let's see the shake and bake one.
>>671818279
The idea is to have fun, not pick up. Once you have that pressure of your back it's easy to hang. Just talk with everyone!
>>671818341
What do you rate yourself?
hey kaybe
>>671818664
I dunno
>>671818685
<3
Freklz is mine.
>>671818724
H..HMPH
>>671818771
He is a shared entity, you cannot claim
<3
>>671818868
Just ask
>>671818686
Getting the courage to walk into the bar alone will be the hardest part tbh
>>671818686
I cant do that.
>>671818498
what kind of love?
>>671819127
unrequited probably
