i cut a hole in a peach and fucked it

>>671803867
Is that a good way to clean your car

>>671803925
i'm assuming you took out the pit?

>>671804027
yeah, but i didn't lube it up so it tore my dickskin and the acid of the peach hurt but i came anyway

>>671804027
Why would he need to? His wangdoodle isn't long enough to reach the pit.

>>671803867
mooned a bus load of 9 year old girls

>>671804187
fucking kek

I jacked off.

>>671803867
used a burdizzo as a sex toy
> google it faggots

>>671804257
>wangdoodle

I post nude pics of my wife on /b/.

>>671803867
Came on aunts toothbrush, stuck sharpie up pooper, fucked gf in her grandmas bed. Pick your favorite

>>671803867
Wtf is that?

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I had sex with a guy just because I was curious. Didnt like it at all

>>671804593
Show them

I would always beat off to my neighbors panties when I would spend the night (friends with her brother)

>>671803867
>had a hot ass mail lady
>watched her coming up the street
>started wanking in my living room
>decide she might be up for some fun
>run downstairs and put condom in mailbox
>wait by front door jacking and waiting for her to take the bait
>didn't see it
>convinced I'm ugly
>lost boner and went to get mail
>all ads
>cried

>>671804593
Let's see em

>>671804004
its to keep your gearshifter cool retard

>>671804593

Cuck

>>671803867
Shoved a 7.5 inch dildo up my ass.
Also I jerked off in the parking lot of a Perkins.

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>>671804755
She's chubby bro, more?

>>671804353
You monster!

>>671804899
no

>>671804798
hahahaha

>>671804798
>all ads
>cried

fucking top kek

I had sex.

>>671803925
Sup brad

>>671804899
Melany from ohio?

I took upskirt pics of my grade 5-6 students. Feels good man

Tried to fuck a life sized yoda doll as a kid

>>671805069
Nah

>be me
>junior year of high school
>injured and forced to sit aside in P.E. class and do the stationary bicycle for cardio
>in coaches office by myself
>start feeling horny as fuck after hot volleyball player walks in and leaves
>Imgoingforit.jpg
>mega jerked in 2 minutes
>shot load onto office floor and smeared it in
>continue bicycling and coach walks in 10 seconds after im hunched over shooting a load.

post

>>671805050
liar

>>671803867
Butt sex

>>671805074
The hell??

>>671805074

Go fucking die

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>>671804899
Moar ffs

>>671805202
I bet the coach would have jerked you off if you asked.

>>671805311
You're new here I see

Fucked my girlfriend behind the bleachers during P.E. class, on the post office roof and in her parents bathroom. Fucked a girl in the restroom stall at a club while her sister was looking over the top. Fucked another girl in her brothers bathroom while the family was having dinner. Take your pick.

>>671805202
niiiiccccceeee

>>671805394
Lmao top kek

>>671805311
>>671805337
fucking normies get out

>>671804353
Ugh sick dude, thats fuckin twisted but I wont lie ive thought about doing that. Is it worth it?

Got my dick caught in a beer bottle when I was 13.

>>671805404
Been comin here for Hal a year still don't understand a lot of shit

>>671803867
Fucked my gf lowkey next to her brothers while we all played nazi zombies

>>671805549
classic

>16 years old
> mum leaves house for the day
> i rummage through drawers
> find rubber latex outfit
> it's bright brink/black and fucking kinky
> i squeeze into it.
> put on her leather thong and fishnets
> her feet are same size as me
> i put on her 6 inch pvc thigh high boots
> I search wardrobe and find her rabbit dildo and buttplugs.
> fuck my ass for a while, almost orgasming every few seconds
> I put the rabbit vibe on full power resting against my cock
> I decide i need to feel more feminine
> sprays perfume everywhere
> puts on makeup
> finds fake eyelashes and hot pink lipstick
> looks like a sissy bitch that needs a cock in their ass
> I ride the dildo on her bed resting the vibrator against the wall
> neighbours probably hear the vibrating through the walls
> i hear the door open
> sister comes home, i turn off vibrator
> i panic
> she doesn't know i'm in mums room
> sister heads to room, but i hear more steps
> her boyfriend is with her
> i freak out staying silent and not moving.
> heart is racing
> 2 minutes later i hear moans
> she must think house is empty
> they start fucking
> i go next to the dividing wall
> dressed as a sissy bitch
> i dip my mums buttplug in my trannypussy
> listening to my sister get fucked by her boyfriend
> i cum fountains
> she leaves with boyfriend after about 20minutes
> i run to bathroom to clean up
> mum gets home as i still have makeup on
> i pretend to take a long shower
> profit

>>671805505
Stay mad asshole. I'm fapping to it.

this morning i woke up horny as fuck. like, not morning wood, like "need to fuck right now or i will die". so i flipped my girlfriend and stuck it in. lasted a whole of 20 seconds, couldn't even bother to try to go longer. Just needed to get off right then and there.

Fun part was she thought it was a dream. After we woke up she asked me if I'd done that cause she felt sore and remembered dreaming that it happened. Told her exactly what happened. She's cool. NBD. Said she's considered getting me hard when she woke up horny but was worried I'd be mad.

TL:DR

Looks like i might wake up with my dick in a girl pretty soon. I imagine that it'll be fucking excellent.

>>671803867
Fuck my wife in a public thermal bath.

>>671805704
She didn't n feel it enough to wake up? Do you make it past the cheeks?

I've tried to have a prostate orgasm a few times. I can never really get anywhere, so it's been a long time since I last did it.

>google "how to make fifi out of household objects"
>literally spend half an hour looking for stuff in my house
>have to settle for a plastic bag filled with lotion in between mattresses
>feelsgoodman
>too short for my tall bedframe
>get nearby beanbag for extra height
>realize im fucking my bed whilst on a beanbag
>just go to the bathroom
>unenthusiastichandjob.jpg

>>671804267
Mods mods mods!!!

>>671805654
well god damn

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>>671804187

>>671805944
>realize im fucking my bed whilst on a beanbag

your life rules

>>671805654
Your household sounds like it was fun

>>671805654
faggot

I fucked a great dane bitch.

>>671804744
Did you top or bottom?

>be me in shower
>using shampoo like lube
>got a good stroke going
>tuck cock between legs like Silence of the Lambs scene
>crouch down, but on tippy toes
>holding onto water valves for balance
>rock hard and shampooey dick up against back of feet
>oddly arousing
>toe heel feet together and start fucking the gap made by my heels and ankle bones
>came with the force of a thousand suns
>fin

Had sex with my GF without her consent. Made her believe that she did consent. Still liking each other - broke up 12 yeares ago. Fucked another girl while she was passed out from to much alcohole - she did consent to sex, but passed out right before... Shove panties aside and came in her. Fucked again in the morning.

>>671805659
Were any of them ever pantyless

I was like 14, I put some vaseline in a bag, put another bag on top of the vaseline, inside the vaseline bag, and I fucked my couch.

>>671805704
virgin/10

>>671803867
>be me
>be15-16 years old
>attempted to suck own dick
>got tip in
>good enough.jpg
>fapped as hard as i could nearly forcing myself to cum
>came straight into mouth
>feelsgud.jpg

never again

whenever i make my girlfriend a smoothie, i cum in it before i give it to her. mix it around a little bit and observe her unknowing self of this drink it

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>>671805556
I'm guessing you don't understand a lot of things

I fingered a girl under her skirt on a schoolbus. We were on a field trip in 11th grade.

>>671806508
Think you got wrong person. Child molester

>>671806393
is this true or am i just going to feel like a jackass when im trying this in the shower later?

>>671806669
Eh dont really give a shit.

>>671806734
Nah I was just curious

>>671806669
kek

>>671803867
I once put four water balloons in a large pail and then fucked it.

>>671806273
Ualbany girls are sluts. Not impressive

>>671803867
I cut a hole in my mom and fucked it

>>671806629
I know that feel, bro. I will never forget the surprisingly soft yet firm texture of my own dick in my mouth

>>671805704
Nice fantasy, beta.

>>671806838
I wouldn't know.

felt up my passed out step sister, i rubbed her pussy and touched her tits then jacked off while rubbing her pussy... came harder than ever in my life.

Whats the best way to make a homeade sex toy?

>>671806754
Not even joking /b/ro. Also, your welcome.

Sometimes I forget how fucked up some of you are until I see a thread like this

>>671805074
post em

>>671803867
I came in my gf's pussy in the missionary position

>>671806666

Holy check'd, dad.

>>671807043
fucking normie, this ain't /d/

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>>671804474
>burdizzo
wat

I'm posting this then leaving. Back when I was younger me and my cousin had sex a few times. I think I was like 10 or 11. Never got off... Kissed her fucked her all sorts o shit. Weird.


Well now that's out in the open.....I'm outta the thread.

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>>671806922
checked and keked

>>671807107
Well Im sorry you dont see it as crazy but it was pretty orgasmic.

It was the freakiest thing I remember doing as a horny dude.

>>671807124
My degeneracy knows no bounds when I get horny.
And yes, one of my testicles is permanently damaged.

>>671804798
>all ads
>turbo kek

>>671806922

kek

>>671803867

Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this picture?

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>>671803867
I can't make any sense of OP pic...

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>>671807124

> Went for a shit in public toilet
> Hand appears under cubicle
> I laugh and say "uhhh, what you doing?"
> Voice asks me if i want to play
> I hesitate.
> I say "kk"
> The hand wiggles
> I assume it wants my balls (i saw something in a film)
> I crouch down so my cock and balls go under the cubicle
> The hand massages my balls
> All of a sudden, a mouth grips my semi-cock
> It starts sucking back and forth
> I hear my dad shout "are you finished yet?"
> I pull up my trousers and head for the door latch
> As i exit the bathroom i look back, and wonder
> I leave the toilet
> Dad says to me i have to pick a toy for my 8th birthday
> I tell him i want the lego starwars
> We go home and i blow out candles on my cake.

Posted nudes of my gf. Posted nudes of myself. Gotten road head in traffic. Fucked my gf against the wall of my house. Movie sex. Blowjob on a couch while others were in the next room. Pool sex. We're kind of adrenaline junkies when it comes to this sort of thing.

>>671805420
Niiiicce

>>671803867
The sex with my hand

>>671803867
fucked a grapefruit

I fucked a banana peel

>>671806754
Its gonna burn like all hell if it gets in your dick hole...
I only know that cause reasons...

I used to regularly climb into my older sister's bed, hump her pillows, and nut all over them while she was in the shower when I was about 11 or 12.

It was like a race to cum before she finished. Her bathroom was attached to her bedroom, so I enjoyed all the girly shower smells.

Then, I'd just flip the pillow over and scamper off. I don't know to this day if she knew or not. Of course, now I know that those pillows were probably stuck fast to her sheets...

>>671807424
>We're kind of adrenaline junkies when it comes to this sort of thing

Fucking kek

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>>671807373

>>671804717
this

>>671805549
Youre alittle thin huh?

>>671807043
nice b8 m8

Met up with a guy for my first gay encounter, we kissed and made out, left home and never talked to him again not sure if I like the actual gay stuff or just jerk of to traps and gay porn

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>>671807373
>i tell him i want the lego star wars
>i want the lego star wars
>LEGO STAR WARS

>>671807474
hi kai greene

When I was a kid I did weird horny things

>If I lose this game of pinball I have to get naked and run through the basement
>lose, get naked run through basement
>If I lose again I have to stay bent over with my ass pointed where someone could potentionally see it.


Then I started fucking myself with carrots

I'd roll a dice and if it was an ODD number I'd eat the carrot.

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>>671807373

>>671805704
Yeah I believe you, did the same thing to my girl, she knows I have a sleep fetish so she's okay with me doing anything I cam while she sleeps

>>671807602
im going with coconut oil instead, good looking out though

>>671805074
Any ever pantyless?

>>671807373
So you let a pedophile fondle your balls and suck your dick at the age of 8 in a public bathroom anonymously.

You didn't even bother to tell your dad or stop and think "I'm pretty sure this isn't right" I feel like most kids would have said something to their parents.

>>671807424
hahhaha dude youre a fucking bad ass please tell me more stories i cant get enough

>>671807773
wut....

>>671804187
>>671806188
nigga you gonna get mega AIDS

>>671804798
kekking for days rn

>>671807773
...you'd eat the carrot?

What the fuck?

m or f?

>>671807811
Baby oil. Shower water beads right off. I only know because reasons.

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>>671806754
I'm sitting here waiting patiently if this actually works.

>>671807963
>Getting autoimmune deficiency from a peach.

Are you retarded?

>>671805074
Hate to sound like a downer but it is kind of disturbing when we have male teachers working with young kids in our education system who are secretly pedophiles or have some kind of attraction to kids, even if they never physically touch them it's still disturbing to hear stories like this of people taking upskirt pictures of little girls or suggestive/lewd things like that.

>>671805146
"surrounds us, penetrates us"

>Needed more lube for anal play. About to head out the door to local drug store.
>I'm insanely horny so even the 15 minutes required to drive there, get the stuff, come home, and jam an item in my ass is too long to wait.
>I'm already cleaned, fuck it.
>Start fingering my ass to loosen up.
>Put 2 vibrator bullets in me, and close up with an extra wide plug
>I'm practically dripping out of my dick by the time I get there
>Have to pretend to be interested in the cereal isle as I almost cum in my pants.
>Buy my 20oz bottle of coke, my lube, and a snickers and go home.
>Fuck myself with the 20oz bottle.
>Currently loosening myself up to fit a 32oz snapple bottle

I'm a fucking virgin too.

Jerked off during walk home whilst drunk
Jerked off in old ladies attic on work experience
Jerked off in friends sisters bed
Fucked my ex girlfriend in a carpark when we were drunk
Fucked my ex whilst she was passed out
Fairly average I think

>>671807773
Baby carrots or full size?

Jerked it in class one time

>>671805556
you should probably leave and not come back or kill yourself

>>671807526
hi banana shark!

>>671808031

referring to this >>671806188 on a peach acid dick

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>be me
>be bored
>be in public bathroom
>mood hits me
>go to toilet and masturbating up a storm
>I start somewhat moaning and then I went
>Ijustcame.gif
>felt so good
>then I realized I forgot something to catch it
>my cum is on the ground
>hell what should I do
>started freaking out
>suddenly I get up put my pants back on
>nope the fuck out
>open the door
>there is a line of people waiting to go to the bathroom
>mfw most of the were standing there for a while
>mfw they probably saw me blow a massive load on the ground
>mfw they have to look at my reproductive juices

>>671807983
>>671807946


Female.


When I turned 16 I bought a butplug and that became my horny tool

So then if I lost a game of something I'd have to wear a buttplug for the next day while at school.

Then I got a bit bored of that so I'd play a game of chance while in school.

If I lost I have to strip off all of my clothes while in the washroom with the buttplug in and take pictures of myself.

It became quite the habit.

Started masturbating in public spaces when I was 11 or 12.

>>671807897
Honestly it isn't as fun when you're not horny anymore. You know when you fap but then feel shame because it was to some weird shit? It's like that but replace shame with "oh shit I might go to jail."

>>671807001
Dude yes

>>671808180
full size.

>Fucked a prostitute bareback
>Fucked a tranny
>Stuck a dildo in my ass
>Crossdressed
>Sent nudes to strangers on skype

>>671805704>>671807804

Yup same her, wpke up wth morning wood, turned over pulled her yoga pants doen fucked her until I came in her she was a lil mad that she had to get up and clean herself, several days later I woke up to her sucking me off, she said I always had boners when I sleep and finally decided to do somthing about it after I fucked her in her sleep

>>671808413
FAGGGUTTTT

>>671807773
Shoupdn't fuck yourself with produce. Could cause micro abrasions.

>>671808058
underrated reply

>>671808340
Post timestamp with tits pls

>>671808012
you're a god damn veteran, anon. and i thank you for your service.

I once fucked an actual girl

>>671807305
I think he fucked it

>>671808074
>I'm a fucking virgin too

you don't say

>>671808074
I have to admit that's so fucking hot.
I did something similar once with a bullet vibe, and decided to walk through a busy town center. My cock was dripping like a fountain. Just felt epic seeing all these people walk past me not knowing what was going on in my ass. kek.

>>671803867
Filled a disposable latex glove with green liquid soap and fucked it until I came... Housekeepers at hotels get bored.

>>671808051
then you are in the exact wrong place my friend

>>671808559
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>671804474
JEEZ ASS i just did...

>>671808340
ever been to Vegas?

>>671808031
>autoimmune deficiency
>autoimmune

It's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, dipshit. AIDS is not an autoimmune disease.

>>671808271
kek

>>671807821
>seen it in a film

im pretty sure the guy in the bathroom WAS his dad. he just cant and wont admit it.

>>671807424
We need greentext

>>671808486
>>671808516

The carrots thing I was probably 13 or 14

It was something I did that made it feel like what I was doing wasn't something I wanted to do. Like I was being forced. I liked that.

I like ass stuff. Something about something going in my ass, where it doesn't necessarily feel good really gets me wet.

But I have made myself taste myself in the past, send nudes to people randomly that did not show my face, and I even lost a game of poker against a few friends at a party and let them cum on me.

If I roll dubs on this post I will post timestamp pic with the buttplug up my ass.

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>>671808565
kek

Jerked off to parents homemade porn

>>671808823

Checked.

>>671808051
Reading that kinda turned me on.
>its loli time tonight!

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I like to have sex everywhere. Like, everywhere everywhere. I have a personal vow to have sex in every accessible room in my college. I get off on everyone not knowing exactly what went on on their desk.

I also like being in the same class as the guy who is dating my ex (whose virginity I took a long time ago). I even had a couple of months where I stole her away from him until I found out she was cheating on both of us.

I cut her loose, didn't feel too bad, but he still doesn't know she cheated on him, and I love the feeling that he's getting my sloppy seconds.

I like secrets.

>>671808144
Yo I jerked of on the side of the road when drunk just climbed the rail and layed on some small rocks and sticks I was so drunk I took off my shirt and pulled my pants to my ankles still the best jerkoff ever, git home and discovered lots of cuts and scrapes on my back and elbows I hadnt felt in the moment

>>671805404
Top fucking kek

>>671808074
HAHAHA I HOPE THE SNAPPLE BOTTLE BREakS IN YOUR ASS

>>671808823
Wife and I love assplay, how about posting some nudes...?

I stood just outside of a Pentecostal church after dark fapping to all of the young girls from just outside the windows. I live in Tennessee.

>>671807022
The Zika virus

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>>671808340
underage b8

>>671806729
Late Bloomer?

>>671809022

If any of my posts from here on out roll dubs I will post nudes with buttplug, also will be answering any questions, so there will be many chances for my dubs to be rolled.

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>>671808719
How does it feel knowing hitler could have prevented this and you killed him for it

>>671806188
Fiona <3

>>671805420
>while her sister was looking over the top
Story?

>Boss is out of town so I'm fapping in the office
>Finished up in a facial tissue
>Don't put directly in trash
>Took out empty, large mouthed, gallon water jug from trash
>Uncapped, stuffed jizz tissue and recapped
>Boss's wife comes in
>Starts bitching about husband blowing all their money
>Starts crying, saying they're broke
>Start to feel genuinely bad because they've always been like parents to me kinda
>She starts on about how she's even recycling now and takes jug out of trash
>Notices paper and tries taking it out
>Clearly stuck as there's a little bit of water in it too
>Crying gets more hysterical
>Sticks long, skinny fingers and actually gets it out
>I'm dying inside
>She starts to laugh it off and makes a boohoo sound
>Pretends to blow nose on tissue
>Makes eww sound and wipes fingers on pants
I've never EVER told anyone that.

>>671809186


Oh, forgot to mention just turned 20 a few days ago. Now wear buttplug to college, had to get a new one though....this one is neon green.

>>671805704
>lasting 40 seconds
you even managed to beta up your fantasy

>>671808058
Top ten all time kek

>>671809299
check em'

>>671807040
rather not

>>671807812
unfortunately no

>>671809297
omggggg this is awesome.

Licked shitty toilet paper of my hot 10/10's boss I noticed her throw in the garbage.

>>671808925
Used to jerk off walking home atleast once a week back then around 16 years old then I think, usually at like 3am so no one around

>>671809299
Ooohh boy here we go

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>>671806666
nice quads

>>671805062
sup rick

>>671806886
Top keks

>>671809299
Nudes plz

>>671804899
god yes pls moar

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>>671804593

>>671807027
no shit eh?

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I got sucked off by a friend in 6th grade

>it was a guy
>Feelsbadman.jpg

>>671809198
What are some of your other fetishes, besides exhibitionism/anal insertion? Maybe BDSM related... choking? Watersports?

>>671809297
"Boss is out of town"
"Bosses wife crying & complaining to you"

Should have just let her catch you jackin it... ;)

>>671809687
I sucked off my friend in the sixth grade!

what a small world.

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ONce long a go

i had a tumblr account

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>>671809622
>the fucking dog's face

> I crossdress from time to time
> got drunk as fuck
> i dress up in faux leather minidress
> put on loads of makeup
> looks passable
> put on some heels i had recently bought
> huge buttplug in ass (it's about the size of a soda can)
> walked down the road
> it's 3am
> too shy to ever do this in the day (even when drunk and not in slutty outfit)
> I keep walking
> feelsgood.jpg
> i climb over a gate, head into the woods
> pitch black, cock is dripping
> i'm not even hard
> I walk along a path, keep stumbling
> i discard heels
> i rest at a bridge going over a river
> start playing with the buttplug
> i think no-one will be here due to the time
> so i fuck myself rapidly making lots of squelching sounds
> assuming the river masks the sound if anyone was nearby
> i suddenly see a figure
> i'm about to run like a nigger
> "hey hey"
> some guy grabs me gently
> asks what a gurl is doing in this neck of the woods
> he says he has rubbers
> i get fucked by some stranger
> cock drips/sprays everywhere
> he didn't cum for about 30 minutes
> best sexual encounter i ever had
> i leave
> never saw guys face (too dark)
> i head back, find my heels
> i walk like a faggot back to my house

>>671807373
WTF did I just read??

>>671809772
Don't know if b8 but what was his name lmao

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>>671809297
Don't come to work tommorow. You're done.
Sincerely, Anons Boss.

>>671804798
The look on your face in my mind is priceless. You actually believed she was gonna find the condom, go knock on your door, find you with your cock out, and... nigga, you be watching waaaaay too much porn.

>>671809571
At least someone appreciated that

>>671803867
I have a lot.

>Learn to suck myself off when I was a teen out of extreme hornyness. As an adult I can't do it anymore. Anyway, sucked myself off plenty and came in my mouth. Always felt regret after cumming in mouth. Also came on my face just to try it. Same thing after.

>Came all over anime figurines, sexy girl ones.

>Played sex games as a kid with basically everyone I knew, boy and girl.

>Fucked stuffed animals

>Fucked fruit

>Rubbed my dick on animals cats/dogs

>Had some girl who was super into me @ like 13 come to my backyard while my mom was sleeping, I was in her room, and I looked out the window while she mooned me and spread her cheeks while I jerked it

>Went into my moms room while she slept and jerked off in front of her in the pitch black darkness

>Used panties from lots of different girls

>Fucked a gf in a hotel hot tub that was completely open to the pool area, with nothing but windows around us looking out to the main street so people walked by and watched. Eventually too many people were there, so we went into the bathroom and I came inside her and watched it drip onto the floor. Then we went to the room.

>Fucked in stairwells, toilets, parking garages, parks, forest preserves, cars, etc etc you name it

>Lots of anal play in my teens, not so much in my adulthood. Used batteries in my ass, sharpies, flashlights, safety razors (not the razor end), shampoo bottles, almost anything I could get my hands on, just spit as lube

>Had girls lick my ass

>Dressed up a lot in female clothing

>Fucked a lot of girls in collars, pet play, submissive stuff

There is probably more but I'm done for now. Oddly enough I was never an abused child, just overly sexual and it took me a long time to figure myself out I guess. Well into adulthood now, straight male, but I do love some kinky shit.

When I was about 7 or 8 I would jerk off while I pressed a cool crystal ball under my ballsack pretending I was in a hospital giving birth. I've never ever told anyone that. Yet here I am. Why the fuck would I do that?

>>671809796

are you pregnant now.

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>>671803867
Trust me you don't wanna know

>>671805654
Damn. Ever use her stuff again? Any pics of it?

Met some chick on omegle got her Skype she didn't have a camera but we chatted and I jerked on on camera for her. It's probably a catfish but such is life

>>671809299

Time to deliver with a timestamp.

>>671808458
I managed to hypnotize my girl, whisper in her ear the word "attentive" and she wakes up in her sleep. She thinks she's awake and she can physically function, main difference is that if I stick two fingers in her mouth while I'm fucking her she thinks that they're someone elses dick and sucks the life out of them. Makes me hard just thinking about it. Additionally if she finishes when she's asleep, she's sattisfied when she wakes up. And if she doesn't finish I can tell her to sleep and she immediately passes back out.

If anyone remembers there was a thread on the weekend with a ranga girl asleep. Her boyfriend was taking requested pics of her.
>it was me

>>671805556
Lurk moar

>>671809404

>rather not

Pussy

>>671809548
wtf is going on here

>>671809297
wat?

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cut a hole in pic related and fucked it using water as lube.
it dried up a bit when i was 85% to completion.
sped up, came.
head of dick covered in almost microscopic, yet bleeding rug burns.
til you should meet women instead.

>>671807022
Google it dummy.

>>671809198
What do you think of guys getting off on soiled, damp panties?

What is the horniest thing you have ever done?
< coerce a retarded girl to fuck or she cant go to my birthday party me 6 her 13-14)
<use bananas, rockmelon ect to jerk off
< jump the fence age 12 or so and get the neighbours little terrier dog to lick my ass
<repeat behaviours when wiling dog is available to this day
<fuck a 14 yer old vietnamese girl as a thai ladyboy fucks me
<have farted in many girls mouths, they also fart in mine
<fucked a german backpacker in full view of passerby and driver in a moving tuk tuk late in a busy street
<pissed in numerous girls mouths. some like a drink

yeah pretty fucked up when I put it down like that..

>>671809781
you sick fuck

>>671810011
STOOOP

i made my guitar student who is 8 years younger than me jerk me off. i am 20.

Years ago I convinced a camwhore to fuck herself with leftover chicken bones from kfc.

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Fucked a girl Named Alize that my friend met on Some dating app... she sent me random nudes and shit and I thought she was a catfish turns out she's real.... I had sex with her in a fast food restaurant bathroom, blow job in an alley down some stairs, and in front of building which I won't say Lol and oh here's the best part negros...I got her pregnant and she though it was by friends baby because he was actually dating her from.the start

>>671810322
she's 12?

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>>671809622
>dog

> went to middle of wooded area
> literally middle of nowhere
> probably bears around
> backpack full of fetish wear
> i get to a rocky mound
> dress up in pvc/lace clothing, tights etc
> wank furiously
> the stars are beautiful
> i finger my ass
> lots of strange noises
> sticks breaking etc
> i keep thinking someone's here
> but it's animals
> it turns me on thinking people are watching
> i fingerfuck my ass until my cock explodes

>>671803867
I handcuffed my girlfriend and threw her into the back of my car with a bullet vibrator in her pussy and drove from her house to mine, revving it the whole way, I shackled her to the ceiling and sodomized her

>>671810491
>she

>>671810502
filth

>>671810543
he? it?

>>671810273
>14yo Vietnamese girl
>Thai ladyboy

yeah, okay

>>671805704
I pull my wifes underwear down at times and cum on her ass while she's sleeping sometimes. She just admitted to me a few days ago she was awake once or twice for it. Said she had no problem as long as I wiped up the large globs to avoid staining the sheets.

>>671810543
fucking top kek

>>671810617
its a she. i still teach her

>>671809781
I had a tumblr account... still don't know what the point of tumblr is... why even?

>>671810502
nice
>>671803867
how often do you feel embarrassed?

>>671810432

are you sure thats a woman the tits are tiny

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>>671810500
>mirror

>>671810322
M or f student

>>671806273
Fucked an alsations ass many times bj's from calves fisting cows too

>>671809906
Adding to this list:

>Masturbated with mustard

>Stuck my dick into one of the large gatorade bottles trying to fuck it, unfortunately the hole was too small so I couldn't get past the head

>Made my own lube for sex toys

>Have tried pissing on myself, didnt like it

>Use tail-plugs with girlfriends

>Film lots of home porn with gf's

>went to a porn convention with one gf, spent the night feeling up the women, it was a lot easier since I was with a hot chick....went home and had amazing sex and filmed it

>masturbated with condoms because my mom used to buy them for me but I liked to fuck raw so I didnt use them, but she would keep buying more at the store and I didnt have space to store them so I had to use them SOMEHOW

>Lots of costume play

>one girl I dated had a daddy fetish so I was "daddy", I was never particularly into it but after that crazy experience with her it basically made it a kink for me and my current gf isnt into it

>as a kid used to bring a pillow into the car to "sleep" but in reality I would sit in the backseat and lay the pillow in my lap, with my dick out of the pants hole, and rub it softly until I came, but I made it look like I was sleeping

>used to "fuck" my bed by rubbing on it hard

>lots of anal with gf's

>fucked gf's on balconies, other public places

>saved cum in jar for no reason, ended up throwing it away

>felt my sisters boobs under the guise of "putting on a necklace for her" while she was wearing a bikini

Cant think of more atm

>>671806393
Conditioner works better bro. Doesn't burn as much if it gets in your dick hole, and runs smoother.