Prove you're not a spider. All dubs are spiders.
We are all... people
>>671797209
Spiders are actually good to have in your house.
HELLO I AM A HUMAN WITH HUMAN LEGS A NORMAL AMOUNT TOO
You've found me out OP! I am indeed a spider
>>671797209
Spider checking in
>>671797209
So we're all cool here, right..? we're all humans, right guys? Hahaha..
Spiders are spooky
>>671797209
You're never more than six feet away from a spider.
Fuck
i'm on the web
I have eight legs.
I can type in 8 different ways
Hello fellow humans, I am also a human. Should we go and play some human games?
>>671798122
lmao u spider
>>671798122
>671798122
>>671798122
>>671797209
Spiders are spiderbros. I'm not a spider however. But they are catching those pesky flies and mosquitos and are even kind artistic with their nets and shit and generally good people, I mean spiders, not people. I'm not people, I mean a spider. I'm a people.
>>671798149
Eyes up. Stay frosty.
>>671797209
No spiders here officer.
>>671797209
Ssssssssssssss
>>671797209
I might be. How many legs do non-piders have again?
even the deadliest spider is not very dangerous tbh
Spider? Me? Only two legs over here friend
i am spod
>>671797209
meme get
>>671797209
There is absolutely nothing wrong in being a spider.
I fart on your dick at night.
>>671798122
>>671799254
You WISH you were spod
im a spoder
>>671797209
i too smol for phone use
so noh im not spyder
i aint no pussy spider
Def not a spider.
>>671797209
lol I don't have 8 arms obviously that would be stupid
No dubs
>>671798122
fok u spoderuuuu
I am I xemale
>>671799833
fuck
>>671799833
eww
If I was a spider, I'd tell you guys. You can trust me. I've definitely only got two legs.
>>671797209
>>671799888
Coming from the black widow with trips
>>671799888
WHAT ARE YOU
>>671799833
>>671799888
Spiderman has came to save this thread!
>>671799833
You can't fool me spooder
I have perfectly normal human arms, as anyone can see.
Nope, no spider here
I'm not a spider
>>671799888
please spare me spider overlord
>>671797209
>Prove you're not a spider.
B-but On All Levels Except Physical, I'm A Spider.
>>671799988
Fucking die in a fire spider
>>671799542
fuck u.
u not seen my final form bitch
Everybody gets one.
>>671799988
>fan of spiderman
>is spider
What a surprise
Im good fam you can trust me
>>671800182
fuck please i thought the tumblr posts worked!
Yes, I am real human.
Ain't no spid.
It sure does feel good to wall around on only two legs doesn't it fellow humans?
hhssss hss hs hss s scorp hsss
>>671800263
lets get all those spiders here
of course i'm not a spider
>>671800469
hss hssh hsss?
What? Me being a spider? Nah, you're delusional
Human here
>>671800555
hssssssssssssssssss hss hs
>>671800555
thats one big ass spider
>>671797209
nah no spiders here boss
Proof
I am cat.
Spiders are awesome.
I am Human
>>671800633
Get cucked
I'm not a Spider Officer I SWEAR!
>>671800633
says you, you 8-legged fuck
Im nigga spider from Africa
Am not spider
Can I be spooder?
Hello I am a human and I have two legs and two eyes hurr durr
>spiders con /b/
That's a myth m8s
Am not spidr
rawrrrr xD it means I love you in dinosaur! :33
I'm not a spider.
I am a spider…
>>671800844
Kek
>>671800994
that was a close one
Spider Queen reporting in
What kind of fucktarded thread is this? I'm obviously a human. Dumb spiderposter.
Not a spidr mane
Spidrmen spidrmen spins a web…
>>671797209
Spoderman?
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
I am fairly certain I only have two legs, not eight
>>671801077
You 8 legged fuck
SPIDEY!
Check these singles
>>671801266
you are an amazing spider. amazing. believe me. there has never been such an amazing spider.
Anderson Silva
100% Grade A human reporting in.
>>671801266
>>>671801077
>You 8 legged fuck
HOLY shit. you're a spider.
>>671800555
Holyfuckingshit
Look at my quads fgts
>>671801455
>100% Grade A human reporting in.
you lie more than the donald
>>671801266
Says you
>>671797209
you can't dubs, moot banned it
>>671801606
>Look at my quads fgts
clearly you don't understand how to quad
>>671797209
my proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5bjNqKxB28
Super evolved spider
I am a big blue face, definitely not a spider.
>>671801422
Disgusting
>>671801741
>moot
mook
pic related: mook
I am the only true spider
Definitely a human here, honestly kittens kill more people per year than spiders do. In fact I heard on the web spiders kill no peoples.
>>671801515
who'd a thunk?
>implying everyone here isn't a spider
>>671802081
God damnit.
Trips confirm spider queen
>>671797598
I had a daddy long leg in the corner of my room for over a year. Said fuk it and let it eat/
>>671802081
>>671801954
>the web
>>671801769
I can quint though.
>I am giving a testing of the tea tonight. >Everyone can feel with their lips which one is >the hottest and who wins, gets to put the >sweet sugar into their tea receptacle. Come, >come all before all of the tea is gone..
haha did u c whot I did ther? Speaking lik no hooman would? Totally not a spider, tho, that's jus me bein artistic, sweer
Not me bro
>>671797209
i hope i get dubs b/c that means i can no longer run from the fear....
>spiders
>>671802588
pls don't taze me bro
>>671802639
damn it... the fear continues..
I may or may not be a spider
>>671802588
You lying sack of shit
>>671802588
Yes u bro
>>671802588
spider scum. gtfo
>>671797209
asdflkjhasdflkjhsadflkjah7jh
Not spider, am snek.
order a custom huge macaroni noddle to fuck.
One day when getting my noddle made the chef asks me what it's for, so I show him.
I am real horm this day so I jump over the counter.
I bend Chef Boyardee over And erect into his pantieos
He scream I moan
I sauce in chef
I leave
No noddle today.
>>671802336
>>671802779
xkcd?
>>671802081
>>671797209
Flies are friends. Not food.
>>671797209
No dubs here.. What you doing with that paper?
>>671802336
>quint
this is quinting, son.
and clearly you don't know how to quint either
>>671802958
remember the steps, mate.
>>671797209
Ok.
not a spider
>>671802849
>>671797991
this is only hypothesized. In reality this started as a statement but some dick head jumped on it, thus a "theory" misconstrued via hearsay to what it is now....
>TL;DR we have n0 idea where, how many and how fucking close spiders are ever....
>>671802910
kek
: )
>>671803288
I am a human person. Not a cute cuddley spider
>>671799851
>xemale
like female but tumblrized?
im not a spider
im a little girl
>>671802913
>>671803134
>who dis nikka
O shit, OP is onto me
it me
not spooder
>>671797523
Hell naw, motherfucker. If I saw this thing crawling near me I would crush it without thinking twice.
Fuck spiders.
Ruh roh
>>671797991
You've never been skydiving, have you?
I ain't afraid of no spiders
>>671804139
You've never seen it rain spiders have u
I love you so much fun and addicting but it is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one.
not me, i swear
>>671803899
We all are, spider!
Imma strong independant black spider. I dont need no man.
Nope
>>671804490
You're not a spider, strong, or independent
>>671804316
I wish i could say no anon. I wish.
fuck you I'm a spider! *barks and wags tail*
>>671797209
I don't eat bugs all the time...man... fucking moths
>>671797209
Nothing is wrong with spiders. They are your friends, they just want to be near you.
>>671800008
OFF BY 1
fug u nigger
I have two legs and i like to watch fewtbawl, no fangs.
>>671803157
Kekd at file name
Also I'm totally a human
No 8 legs here
>>671804591
Well your no turkey sandwich
No spiders here.
>>671801886
That spider is a cutie.
More spider hentai please... for science...
>>671804900
Fuck off, spider.
>>671801266
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>671803134
You're right, that isn't a spider. That's a solpugid.
>>671804900
Tryna lie to our fucking faces are you? Fuck you.
>>671801886
i want to softly stroke it with my finger tip
>>671798364
Kek
>>671802260
I have several in my house too (rural Australia, high roof so there's bound to be plenty) and they don't move much but it's nice knowing i'm not lonely in my shithole of a house.
///https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1le3KLWWNrFHxQ1dWGdHHqwYd-BlaSwgOz4VDKQLNF-A/viewform
>>671797209
I don't eat mosquito
Not a spood
>>671805977
Nice try speeder.
>>671805977
Fuck off spider
>>671806241
In fact I'm a vegan spider
>>671805973
it doesn't even work
>>671797209
that's totally not a picture of what I look like right now
Spiders are cool
Rolllllll
i can usebmu 8q8!,6 cock ti seduce women and the oeople rhey dhecksznni
Crab people
am no spoder
>>671797209
If I were a spider I would move to Australia and start biting the crimples out of every lowlife there
no spiders here
spiders cant get on the web...
>>671797209
i'm not an spider
you can't prove anything faggot
2spook
Sometimes when I see bullshit threads like these I get dubs just to irritate fags
>>671797209
do u know something i dont
>>671797209
bitch, i'm a tarantula
>>671808744
Nah mate, you irritate people because you want to die in a fire. Filthy spiders.
Nah m8 i'm a fookin spoydah
>>671809033
GTFO SPIDER!
>>671800031
I'd fuck that spider with my human dick.
please satan let me not be a spider
>>671801845
I don't want to live in a universe that has those things in it.
i´ve got a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjiE3IRjoAI
I spided once in college but I didn't inhale
fear me
Not a spider
>>671809322
Fucking kill the spider
Spiddieeessssss
>>671797209
Holy fucking shit. I am so fucking triggered right now. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'PROVE YOUR NOT A SPIDER' I AM TOTALLY SPIDERKIN YOU FUCKING SHITLORD.
>>671800188
>spideychecked
I'm not a spider, I swear!
>>671811459
You're clear. Move along. Here's your obligatory can of raid.
>>671797209
Outrageous! We shouldn't have to prove we are humanses.
>>671801844
I think you got the wrong vid, this is probably what you where going for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y9K1H6Yn6o
Not spider
This whole thing is ridiculous and doesn't prove anything.
>>671812066
That's exactly what a spider would say.
>>671812066
exactly what a spider would say
>>671812176
mindhive.jpg
>>671812176
/b/ro you had exactly my idea
I am human because not a spider
I aint no spider
>>671812239
/b/rah, I think you might have linked to yourself there, my fellow non-spider.
>>671812174
Got you wrong, I thought I wrote this "That's".
Get your (You), you earned it, fellow non-spider
>>671803288
Go to bed, David Thorne.
>>671812174
>>671812176
Ok, fine, it happened once, but it doesn't mean I am a spider. And even I was, why shouldn't I be given rights?
I sure love NOT having 8 legs
>>671812367
wtf you even wrote "fellow non-spider" like me...
Are you my soulmate?
>>671812466
SAID THE SPIDER
>>671812477
NOT NOW YOU FUCKING SPIDER. BEGONE.
>>671812466
I got a rolled up newspaper with your name on it.