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prepare for happiness.

>>671797551
How is it possible to have a body by tumblr off of only just nuts and a multi vitamin?

>>671797859
Nuts are actually pretty fattening, if you eat enough of them. And I'm sure she does.

>>671797347
Just push her off

>>671799130
Fuck her/him/whatever and their tiny trees.

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>>671798735
>just get charged with physical assault

>>671799692
I think that's a copypasta. The crazy squirrel bitch had a similar post.

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>>671800123
What is this...thing?

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>>671800379
That person cannot be real.

>>671799464
oh lord

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>>671799464
Why would they make this public?

>>671797859
>>671798212

Also, IIRC, squirrelgirl is a confirmed fake.

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>>671800572
very common view point held by females. tumblr is just trying to "normalize" this view. very very sad.

>>671798926
This is why we need capital punishment

>>671800311

Just look at how the dude on the left lived only 37 years.

And still the "fat acceptance" movement tries to sell the myth that fat is healthy.

>>671799692
Has anyone identified as an inanimate object yet?. Like a floor board of lamp post?. Maybe even water?. That wouod be some funny shit.

>>671800853
Proof?

>>671801636
I think I saw someone explaining how they identified as a helicopter a few days ago, but it was probably fake

>>671801668

I never save anything, but it pops from time to time in this tumblr cringe threads.

>>671801636
Closest thing I can think of is them identifying as space or planets. Sometimes the weather.

>>671801636

Well, there is a tumblr comic with the guy transforming into a diaper.

>>671801792

Isn't the Apache helicopter thing just a pasta?

>>671801994
the chopper thing I saw a tumblr ask. I don't think it was specifically apache, but I do know what you're talking about.

>>671801114
Please tell me this is satire.

>>671802199
She's kind of right, though.
>feminists = obnoxious self-righteous cunts who force their beliefs on others
>vegans = obnoxious self-righteous cunts who force their beliefs on others
They're the same thing.

>>671801994
Don't call my Identity as a Copypasta. I identify as an Apache Attack helicopter and I feel a personal connection with them in war. I watch videos of them in action and it just gets my propellers gyrating.

>>671798148
kek'd at the filename

>>671798735
What ended up happening after is the taxi driver got arrested and charged with video voyeurism and the woman got charged with simple assault and on top of that, if you barely even accidentally touch a female these days, you risk going to jail.

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>>671802505
>gets my propellers gyrating.
kek'd

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>>671798812
Just a quick note to dragonkin. If you need the hook up on something that will satisfy your dragon mental and nourish your human body. I bring you "gedibles". Foods coated in diamond and quartz powder. Free to dragonkin. Order at (951) 772-7284

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>>671803118

>>671802256
What even the fuck

>>671803118
What does she expect to be?

A professional privilege checker?

>>671800123
>frontal ass

>>671797624
Wow, she's a solid 7-8/10 now that she got some hair and dropped the shitty lipstick too. Would welcome back to heterosexuality with a stiff dicking.

>>671798225
Can't puke hard enough

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Not super cringey, just retarded

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>>671802256
holy shit comparing your "PTSD" with that of a war veteran
>gets me every time

>>671798926
Oh god they're having kids now?!

>>671803571
Topkek

>>671803598
>Tagged Le Dank memer
Cancer, all of it

>>671803118
keked hard

>>671799908

Was the squirrel girl pasta? The one that essentially killed her mom?

>>671801621
And this cunt is smiling. Hope she dies and the dog gets given to someone who fucking cares.

>>671803918
Same stupid bitch.

>>671801621
Fuck, I misread that as "175 t 6 lbs"
Wouldn't be surprised if that were true.

>>671804077
So I haven't gotten my 2016 copy of the Retard's Dictionary in yet. The fuck does "ableist" mean, and how is it meant to make us white straight guys feel bad

>>671804357
basically people who arent physically handicapped

>>671797252
Dunno man, I think cucking is pretty hot, those ladies should def be allowed to trick their husbands into raising a superior man's babies

>>671804357
normal people

>>671804010

Was hoping squirrel girl was real, that story is amaxing

>>671802429
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>671803598
That overbite is something hideous

>>671804437
Neat. God I hate the PC society.

>>671801636
There are people who identify as being sexually attracted to inanimate objects. Somewhere out there there is a documentary about a girl whos been married to bridges and had a sexual relationship with the berlin wall.
>>671801792
I am an attack helicopter at heart. Someday the medical technology will catch up with my true self, failing that I will be busting tanks in the Fulda Gap in heaven.

>>671803598
OK I keep seeing the word cis everywhere for like the past few years now and never once bothered to ask it's meaning or look up the definition.

If cis means just a normal everyday dude I'm going to be idk I guess mad

>>671797624
Good for her.

>>671804682

Yep, that's exactly what it means.

"cis" is tumblr for "normal".

>>671804682
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cis

>>671804546
Yea its pretty much the degradation of the American society as a whole.

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>>671804861
"Occasionally"

Never heard someone reference Cis people in a positive way. If they're referencing us in a positive way, they call us straight/normal/not fuckwads

I wish I wasn't a complete pussy.
I'd sneak into a local morgue, eat parts of human corpses and when I get caught I'd say that I identify as a wendigo, and they are oppressing me by not letting me cannibalize people.

All to satirize those people and show them how stupid they look with they look with their bullshit.

>>671804817
Why do they add cis male? Why not just say she was walking up the street and guys were checking her out?

God I was born in the wrong time period, that fact people who think some of this stuff aren't immediately rushed straight to a doctor and that people take them serious makes me hate life

>>671805118
See you're assuming they have logic.

>>671805118

Because there is such a thing as a cis female too.
It means a straight woman that identify as a woman.

They hate those too, but they hate them a bit less because of femminism.

>>671805118
I think it's cause they NEED an insult. I just think of star wars when I hear it.

If there ever is a purge then these cunts need to be the first to go

>>671798225
>don't add this to your fetish blog
I kek'd

>>671805278
>>671805340
1ok what does cis stand for?

I always thought they said it cause it sounds like sissy. Like they're calling all men sissys

>>671805355
While I Don't support a purge, I do support those doubles.

>>671805481
cisgendered

>>671805481

cis is the opposite of trans.

cis means normal.

come on, there is a fucking post here >>671804861
with a link to Urban Dictionary explaining it

>>671803400
more like solid 3/10, she's still ugly as shit

>>671801994
>Well, there is a tumblr comic with the guy transforming into a diaper.

That comic was around long before tumblr was.

>>671802256
God I would love to see a video of her calling a commanding officer and her telling her story and him just being like "You what bitch?"

>>671804588
in days of old, when men were bold
before women were invented
those men drilled holes in telephone poles
and stood there quite contented

>>671805481
it's from the Latin for "on this side of". meaning cis-gendered would be your sex and your gender are on the same side.

>>671805688
>cardio
Well, it definitely IS a trigger for all those fat bitches.

>>671797475
My head just exploded. That's got to be a troll account though.

>>671805481
It basically means a person who identifies/accepts who they are.

>>671803598
>UGH WHY ARE PEOPLE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO ME

>>671797624
She look like she got some nice titties. Anyone happen to have any pics?

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>>671805835
>>671805800
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>>671805278
You all need to srsly

>>671805688
>that
>Oklahoma
>of
>a
>Nintendo

Why are these people so retarded

>>671801636
So I'm guessing you haven't seen the one about the girl who identified as a calzone and was triggered by cardboard boxes? I haven't read that one in awhile.

>>671798148
She got the shit bit right

>>671805688
>>671806197
>labradoodle
All I can think of is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhjsafZcrXA

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Can someone be cisfluid? Like born a male and identifies as a male but tells people they identifies as a female just to confuse tumblr tatertards? Or is penis=bad in any case (unless ot made of sausage)

>>671797624
Anyone know her actual name?

>>671806765
Borat

>>671797198
>wants some special german nickname
>thinks it is individual and so clever
>doesn't have/use any umlaute
should go back into the garbage bin she came from

>>671804357
>So I haven't gotten my 2016 copy of the Retard's Dictionary in yet.
Top fucking kek anon, top fucking kek.

>>671805118
cis is short for "comfortable in skin", so even if you're gay as long as you dont hate yourself tumblr willl do it for you
het is short for heterosexual
that's why a lot fo the time you get shit like cishet
fucking hamplanet cunts

>>671803598
username:
>LeDarkMemer
>This physically hurts me

>>671797198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obEcKKQTyDY&ebc=ANyPxKpUvi3Z8gJvfuqCNbOE6BXfzKRjYsTHdlObD8ih9_LM3klVDlYQOWr2_2lGUoKwBvAorO5U-__DxizgtyprTWmdhOygRg

>>671797551
Kaikura does NOT mean squirrel in South African. There is no language as South African.

I would know, I'm a fucking South African.

>>671801114
I had biology in highschool with a bible humper and a person that was a feminist, the jesus junkie got a better grade

>>671806765
Trogdor

>>671806903
Thank you for the explanation, you learn something everyday i guess

>>671797624
She got some Dick...

>>671806903
Do you have a degree in land whales or something?

>>671807091
Isn't the language like Afrikaans or something like that?

All I know about South Africa is there's a lot of white people and Die Antwoord

>>671801862
Yeah, she's fake. Me and some anons researched it through.

>>671807334
That magical life changing dick. After those toes curled and she squealed she hopped up, cleaned her man's dick off, made him a sandwich and started callin' other broads "bitches" too.

>>671807395

He is actually the guy from >>671803184

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Gotcha

>>671807544
>guy

>>671805688
>norway
>kevin
>of

how?
why?

>>671806903
Nope, you're wrong.

Cis is latin for 'on this side' whereas trans is latin for 'on the other side'

IE, cis-gendered means you're normal, transgendered means you're a fag.

>>671807509
Well we have like 20 languages, but yeah Afrikaans is probably the one you're thinking of. Similar to Dutch.

There are a lot of whites yes, and yes Yolandi is South african.

>>671807604
Every time I see this I wonder why the names are blacked out

>>671797624
So she's transcis?

>>671807789
Neat. So since theres a lot of whites, would it be safe to say that S. Africa to Africa is like Beverly Hills to Los Angeles?

>>671807758
too funny to be true

>>671807604
this is not you rage you lose

>>671807758
How do you research something and come up with a completely different object?

>>671804817
So, is this the sjw term of normie?

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>>671807509
>All I know about South Africa is there's a lot of white people and Die Antwoord

lol

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>>671802256
>"You need to educate yourself"

Why does this exist

>>671807544
no chill anon cmon i just like to know what im hating

>>671805688
buckaroo
got me good

>>671808010
Well I haven't personally been to Beverly Hills (spent a year in USA though, mostly Chicago and NYC) but I imagine that you're referring to the fact that, Africa on average is a shitty place, whereas South Africa is arguably the best place in Africa.

The best place in South Africa is Cape Town. So in that sense, you're correct.

>>671803184
holy fucking kek, do these delusional people actually believe a Women's Studies degree is on the same level as a Finance one?

Reading through this thread i feel REALLY sorry for the parents f these little brats just imagine your kid throwing a fit cause you killled a flower or called the dog him or a he

>>671808122
she probably asked /b/

>>671797401
They've grown so absurd they've begun turning on each other. Eating one another like crazed starving cannibals.

Requesting moar liek dis

>>671803598
Just imagining her taking those images, going through her gallery, and posting that bothers me

>minutes of someone's life were spent creating that

>>671806903
cis isn't short for anything, you aspie twatnugget. It's the Latin opposite of trans.

>>671805688
>Oklahoma
>hypothetically chatting with a random woman
>Having a good time
>Asks me where I live / where I grew up / etc.
>Gets pissed and storms off when I tell her
I actually wouldn't be surprised....

>>671808489

> holy fucking kek, do these delusional people actually believe a Women's Studies degree is on the same level as any other one?

There, FTFY.

>>671808590
This is what happens when you invent terms on the spot, you can never remember them all

>>671800879
She later sued that post for fat-shaming and trying to rape her.

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>>671797401
What.
The.
Fuck.

What the hell does checking you privilage even mean how does one check their privilage exactly

>>671808834
Thanks m8

>>671809070
I've never bothered to define "demisxual"

>>671807676

Fucking Buckaroo

>>671807509
Squirrel in Afrikaans is Eekhoring pronounced ea(like in ear) ck-ho (o like in word not like ho) ruh-ng

>>671809171
>What the hell does checking you privilage even mean how does one check their privilage exactly
I didn't know what cis meant until someone above explained it. It only depressed me. I'm sure knowing the answers to these questions will piss me off / depress me even more. I don't want to fucking know, but I'm sure I'll accidentally stumble upon the answer eventually, like with cis.

>>671807099
lol it's Bible Thumper not humper

>>671809489
Sometimes I wish I could be ignorant. I know enough to be pissed off

>>671800379
This is where they get the 1 in 4 rape statistic

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>>671802199
NO

this isn't a cringe thread

this is a fucking rage thread

>>671809576
Humper could work, as well.

>>671806616
what the hell is that

>>671809738
>this isn't a cringe thread
>this is a fucking rage thread
FUCKING THIS.

>>671809171
>mean
Eehm thats sexist, abelist, transphobic, homofobic and triggering.... Check your privilege

>>671809956
If i didnt know you where hoking i would demand you explain yourself

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>>671809171
They're Implying that you have not noticed that are making a statement from a position of unrealised privilege. Like you were the Queen of France and said "let them eat cake" when you were told of staving peasants.

I usually retort with "Nice way to side step my argument pussycat"

>>671798812
That's gonna mess up some internal organs before it becomes a very expensive poo log.

>>671797401
there is only one 2 genders, you can pick the one you want now and people still try to be snowflakes. wtf

>>671800123
That's no miniskirt, that's a megaskirt.

>>671810189
wonder if solid diamonds have the same effect as diamond powder and cause horrific internal bleeding

one can only hope

>>671809750
That is sin anon

>>671801792
I sexually identify as a Naval Destroyer. Shit is so cash!

>>671810448
what the fuck size even is that. looks like a bed sheet

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>>671805897
It's not even this. If you even look at one of these tumblrinas to observe her strange hair or outfit or anything, they're *triggered* to fuck and cant function because ptsd.

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>>671809738
>THIS
my new stompin boots hunger for tumblerina skulls

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>>671804803
>literally a demon
>literally

>>671797252
shit like this triggers me so much..
it has to be bait, please tell me it is

>>671801621
makes me fucking sick when people don't care for their pets

>>671808636
>minutes of someone's life was spent creating that


indeed anon and i'm sure her parents regret it everyday

>>671798812
hey stupid cunt, dragons don´t eat their treasures, they hoard gems ´n´shit

>>671809576
Not with that attitude

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>>671810299
>there is only one 2 genders, you can pick the one you want now and people still try to be snowflakes. wtf
Dubs of truth!

But yeah, you're either male or you're female. There is no in-between and there is no other option. You can imagine whatever you want, but no matter how hard you try, you're only going to ever be male or female. Hell, you can't even change yet. You'll still be male or female no matter what kind of surgery you get (at least until medical technology advances to the point of actually changing your genes and enabling a transformed patient to give birth/get a woman pregnant)....

>>671806903
I thought it was opposite of trans like in ochem. Essentialy your tumblr gender matching your biological/chromosomal gender

oh for fucks sake, all these screens! why are people like this allowed to live?

>>671809842

it's a beautiful feminine penis

>>671810554
I sexually identify as a H-Bomb, my shit is cashen than yours

>>671800879
lol

>>671810719
Faggot boots, go to get some steeltoed solovair

>>671811021
>this

they shouldn't be

>>671801114
killbenedictcumberbatch hastag.
The fuck? What he got to do with it?

>>671800123
jesus, you could tittyfuck her knee

>>671810517
And the cake is a lie.

Fiction makes good quotes.

>>671797401
It is true that not being insane IS a privilege

>>671806616
i see what you are doing here, and i approve anon

>>671798148
Even if she lost the weight and groomed properly, she still wouldn't be attractive

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>>671811564
>yfw your atheist sense is tingling

>>671798225
>>don't add this to your fetish blog
Only if I had a vomit fetish

>>671811503
Tumblrites have a habit of turning on their idols the moment they do something they don't like.
Speaking of which, did David Tennant get any shit for playing a rapist?

>>671811356
>>671811021
We should bring back public executions

>>671811859
Someone is triggered
It is you

>>671798926
Obviously fakeroo

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>>671805688
Just an FYI this is made by a primarily satire photoshop blog called 'failtownusa' on tumblr.
They've done a bunch of fucking brilliant pictures about SJW bullshit, and places like Jezebel take them seriously.
They made an entire 'Political Correctness Kittens' calendar that was just kittens with text saying shit like 'Cultural appropriation is racism and it harms everyone' and the like, and Jezebel actually had an article about how it was so great and everyone should order them.
It's hilarious either way.
Pic is another by the same site.

>>671802489
i bet she also vape/does crossfit

>>671809842
woman to man, leg skin penis

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>>671797401
>monogender binary queer

>>671807227
Kek haven't heard that name in years.
Might pop on some Strongbad and see if it's still funny. I have a feeling it'll have aged badly

>>671801621
I'd put het in a small cell for a year
fuck animal abuse

>>671811996
Someone replied to an obvious joke
It is you

>>671812129
Got a link?

>>671806616
as far as tumblr (titles?) go that's me
asa far as reality, i'm just a fucking faggot that like to cross dress every now and then; look like shit and not even passable
or at least i cant make myself look passable by myself

>>671802256
Well PTSD isn't limited to just people in the military; however, the way she said it was very malevolent. People need to stop diagnosing themselves with mental disorders.

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>>671811338
these are steel toe, real leather upper, some kind of thick rubbery material for the lower, ultra thick vulcanized rubber sole with a heavy mud/hiking tread, make in the USA back when that meant something. gtfo with your sissy britfag boots

>>671808303
It's just an sjw way of saying Google it something I'm sure you've said

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>>671800302
dont these people realize that the only person who gives a fuck what they look like is themselves? i see obese/ugly people all the time and most of them seem like they dont give a fuck. good for them. at least they aren't blaming me for thinking they're ugly or too fat.

>>671804357
You need one for not figuring out what ableist could mean

>>671804077
By that definition, every game is ableist

>>671812684
You need to suck a dick, because that's what faggots do. Get busy, fucker.

>>671811962
They're just a bunch of mad fucking harpies with a grudge against EVERYONE for EVERYTHING.
I remember people like them from school. Always sticking their fuckin nose into people's business, ratting on kids, and they genuinely thought they were some kinda hero, but had shit souls and hearts, and gnenerally not nice people to be around.
I guess they never really grew up.

Words have gender, people have sex. Sex is genetic and binary. Non binary sex is intersex and a deformity akin to being born with a cleft palette or hairlip. All this misappropriation of terminology triggers the fuck out of me.

>>671803268
Kek'd

>>671806616
I always wanted to see the girl behind this

>>671812563
>has zip up boots for women
>calls anything sissy
Pls m8. You cucked yourself

>>671812563
You´ve been triggered, just like fags and whales in Tumblr, now go to worship some feminine penis

>>671801114
friendly reminder that 98% of the population of Earth is straight.. fuck I hate these people

>>671811859
>le fat man holding hat maymay
>le all atheists are fat men maymay

>>671810965
Spot on.
I fucking hate people who try to pass genderfluid as a real thing. I understand, maybe you don't feel comfortable in the skin you were born in, you want to be a woman. But What the fuck do you mean you aren't one or another? Everytime I argue about this, the argument is collapsed because they end up using gender roles to explain their identity.

>>671805688
The other day at my library, I bumped into an orthopedic doctor from Oklahoma who had to go across the ocean in his denim jeans to meet an orthopaedic from Norway named Margaret. She was all that jazz and buckaroo, crisp as a floppy robot from Nintendo, too. A twelve year old named Kevin became a pirate after a bee named Lincoln stung him and stole his BBQ peanut. In June, Kevin escaped to Canada with his Marmoset named Sacajawea and his floppy beige Labradoodle. He decided to eat some ramen of rainbow and do cardio on his new linoleum on Christmas.

Guys what the hell does CIS mean? I'm not Ameritard and learning english btw.

Also, I can't believe this feminist / gender movement, these people are so fucking retards. Ofc they had to be amerifats :/

gg murica

>>671812431

To the tumblr or the cringetacular Jizzabel article where they actually want an SJW kitten calendar? Either way I tried like seven times and post was marked as spam.
Look for 'liartownusa' tumblr. I can't be bothered trying to get around the spam filter.

>>671813726
cis is latin, meaning "same" where as trans is "different" cis means you identify as the same thing you were born as, trans you don't

>>671800886
ayyyyy lmao

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>>671805688

>Margaret

>>671797401
It sounds like they are delegating "playtime" roles to each other on the play ground! What is the world coming to! Seriously