Bump for interest

>>671774745
You're damned if you do you're damned if you don't

This sentence is falls
Old Classic

>>671774745
Wesley Snipes is the smartest nigger ever.

Fuck my anus you retarded nigger faggot

>have to connect with other humans to be established
>have to be established to find human connection
Kill me

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If gravity is real thing, then how am I making my hand levitate?

>>671775195
Cause there's no such thing as a smart nigger?

Got one good
"A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she was never born, she never killed her Grandmother".

>>671776123
Because your body is exerting an equal amount of force against the gravitational pull to make it still

>>671776646
True dat.

>>671776425
WOOH!

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If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow", what happens

I am wrong

>>671776862
If he says it will grow, but it doesn't he is lying.
But it grows when he lies, so he would be telling the truth.
But his nose still grew while he told the truth.

Probably already in here, but: the Fermi paradox.

If aliens civilizations exist, where are they? If they can colonize other systems, given billions of years and some math, they should be all over the Milky Way by now. So where the hell are they?

>>671776425
No because the act of time travels breaks you from the time line. She would exist because she came from an alternate timeline where she didnt come back in time and kill grandma. Your agrument would also make time travel possible cause she couldnt exist before she was born. But through time travel she can

Note: This thread is for smart people only.

>>671776862
What if he says his dick will grow?

>>671777421
No, it's for dumbasses who can't use google.

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>>671774745
judge not lest ye be judged
god unconditionally loves everyone, unless they're gay etc

>>671777666
Check'd

>>671775160
>falls

So long, language.

>>671777411
You might be right however that is only a theory which cannot be proven to date.

>>671777411
Except that time travel is impossible because you're creating matter at one point in time, and destroying it in another

>>671777296
Either equally or less advanced than us

>>671777666
SATAN IS HERE!!!

>>671777296
free will, you stupid colormonkey niggertriggered piece of shit

>>671776425
Did you just switch the the genders of the Grandfather Paradox to be a bitch?

faggots

>>671777296
They don't leave their home system dumbas

>>671777989
That would be too huge of a coincidence. We didn't come first.

The ultimate in paradix...

>who was phone?

>>671778163
stfu nigger

>>671777985
bck2skool wuth yous

>>671777411
Nigger that concept is weak and old. Look up causal loops, branch-travel or anything theorized after 2010

>>671778215

How the fuck do you know Erbet Bernstein?

>>671778215
>7
someone has to come first at some point, they would be asking the same question no?

>>671777985
Tachyons don't break that rule, but we couldnt modify them for information transmission.

>>671778823
Whoever comes first answers the question by colonizing everything. We know we didn't come first because of the time the universe has had and the overwhelming massiveness of the Galaxy

>>671774745
Okay,check this out

> You can visibly see if someone is hallucinating,but you don't realize it when you are the one hallucinating

Or not that quite aware of it

>>671777985
Dude, travelling through time does not require the destruction or creation of matter. Research wormholes.

>>671779135
How is that a paradox?

>>671778160
What the hell does free will have to do with his question?

I don't really know how to word tgis but I'll try.

So you look up at the stars and realize it takes billions of years for the light to travel from our sun the said stars then back to us. ( this is the confusing part ) since we see the stars light from billions of yeas ago what if they have all faded out and we're just seeing the light from the past?

>>671779186
>implying time is a dimension
gtfo

Need experience in a certain job to get job.
Need to get a certain job to get experience in job.

>>671779450
>protip: we are
>protip: that isn't even a pseudo-paradox

>>671779135
That's not a paradox

>>671779450
I'm not really sure you are aware of what a paradox is. What you just said scientists assume to be completely true. Many of the stars we see have already died.

>>671779238
Is not a paradox,sir,it was an interesting fact I wanted to apport

>No keyboard detected, press F5 to continue.

>>671779654
Rip I forgot to mention what if there isn't any stars up there anymore

If I half the distance between my hands, and move half the distance from that an infinite amount of times, would my hands ever touch?

>>671779450
That's not a paradox, that's often a fact.

>>671779918
No.

>>671779796
yes, thank you for APPORTing that fact.

get the fuck out of here.

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>>671779450
Two things:
1. That happens all the time. Stars die, and yeah, they die looooong before we can see it.

2. This thread is starting to fill with people who think 'paradox' means 'hard concept to grasp'

>>671780045
That was a Paradox.

>>671775160
>this sentence is falls

>>671779916
Jesus fuck you are stupid

>>671780093
True, people need to look up what a Paradox it. I made this thread so that we could challenge each other with them.

>>671779916
Well there's at least the one that we orbit. Though if it disappeared we wouldn't know for about 8 minutes.

>>671777925
so was gravity before it became a law

IN- is a prefix that means "not".

but INFLAMMABLE means exactly the same thing as FLAMMABLE.

> a paradox

>>671779837
WOAH!!

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>>671779450
As many other anons have said, this is the case with quite a lot of stars.

BUT as a side note, and a pretty cool thought;

If you were to observe the Earth from 65 million light years away (assuming you have capable optics, which is impossible but whatever) you'd see dinosaurs! woooooooooooahhhhhh

>>671780546
Then it is still a theory you dumb shit.

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>>671775160
>falls

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>>671779135

-That's not a paradox
-I take acid all the time and you fucking know when you're hallucinating

>>671780562
Inflammable: not a fUCKING WORD

IT'S FLAME RETARDANT BECAUSE IT SLOWS THE SPEED AT WHICH FLAME SPREADS DUMBASS

>>671777296
We're trash to them and they don't care about some faggots that go apeshit on each other.

>>671777296
What if we are the first?

>>671781180
this

I genuinely believe this is why they don't communicate with us

>>671779450
>>671780734
samefag

>>671781180
Since they saw /b/ they decided not to come here.

>>671779837
Best one yet, This gives you an idea what a Paradox is.

>>671776646
but big things have stronger gravity, according to science, so it should be impossible to counteract that force since my hand is a lot smaller than earth. checkmate faggot

The sentence below is a lie

The sentence above is true

>>671776123
because you're a nigger

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>>671777022
>dubs checked
Confirmed wrong.

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>>671781356
Sorry breh

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>>671775160
>falls

>>671779796
Fuck outa here frenchie

>>671781180
>they'd just exterminate us

they just don't leave their home system

Prove to me that you exist and are not my imagination

>>671781552
Both are true.

Give me attention.

If you dudes want to read a cool short story that deals with paradoxes (or does it?!?) read All You Zombies.

Even better is a novel by the same author called The Man Who Folded Himself

>>671774960
nice meme

>>671776862
Your nose never stops growing, so he wouldn't be lying.

>>671779186
Kek, oh ok I guess I should watch some YouTube videos or read some bullshit information on a website. stfu you neckbeard, you act like you know what the fuck you're talking about. Nobody knows anything about time traveling, everything is a fucking theory.

>>671781930
No you dumb nigger, it contradicts itself. It's a paradox lol get outta here fool.

>>671777296
what makes you believe that aliens have human desires/needs like colonizing or traveling?


light speed is finite, maybe they're coming here right know but we won't know until 300 or 5000 years more

>condoms are for faggots
Gay man told me this after he fucked me. I kek'd

>>671782106
It would take more than that.

>>671779238
>>671780030
>>671779680
>>671780939

> all these cock juglarrz fucking my high

Gettafuck out of my face,you fucking special snowflakes,you want a paradox?

> an infinite hotel will always have a room even if its full

>>671782028
I already answered him.

>>671781515
Even though I hope you are just trolling, you have to learn that size and mass are not the same thing.

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Ok , gater steals kid , he tells the mother "if you guess correctly what im about to do with the kid(eat him) i will let him go".

>>671774745
you can prick your finger
but you can't finger your prick

Catch 22

>>671782079
But I am already gone.

>>671781515
hey dumbass maybe do some math before you spew shit. in order for the earth to affect your hand, your hand also needs to be heavy enough to have more force. your body uses energy which it stores as sugars and other nutrients gained from eating to perpetually counteract gravity. it's why we starve to death, and why we sleep lying down.

>>671782331
That is a lie. I can get a finger in my prick.

Can a dog smell it's own fear?

>>671782290
k but then the earth has more mass then my hand. double checkmate buddy

>>671777925
you can't prove a theory. a theory is a field of study. it'd be like saying you proved music. stupid faggot

>>671782331
Fairly certain i saw a video once that proves otherwise.

>>671774745
While guy stole my bike.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y

>>671782063
First of all, everyone here realizes it's all theoretical. Calm down, dipshit.

>>671782450
yah, but gravity not real so that doesn't make sense you dingus. jeez /b/ when did you get so unparanoid?

>>671776862
He becomes a Jew.

>>671779916
I think it might be past you're bed time, faggot

>>671782556
you are fkn on a whole another of retardness.
Evolution is/was a theory and has been "proven" by science.

>>671779186
no you just need to move very very very very very fast

>>671782214
just to clarify, a hotel that is infinite in size.
also that's not a paradox because we've shown it to be true that it has another room. just because it sounds contradictory doesn't make it so. that would mean that negative numbers wouldn't exist because people at first rejected them because they were contradictory.

>>671779461
it technically is, you faggot

>>671782893
yeah if you wanna go FORWARDS in time not BACKWARDS

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Can a nigger steal his own shoes?

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OP here, Y'all niggas are stupid. Hit me with REAL Paradoxes.

>>671783341
>No keyboard detected, press F5 to continue.

A classics:

The Barber's Paradox

There is a town with only a single barber. This barber shaves those, and only those, who do not shave themselves. Who shaves the barber?

>>671783056
yes but it's not one we can fold through. we'd need a fifth dimension to do that. show me the fifth dimension.

even then if they are possible why don't we see them?

>>671775160
>falls
>falls
>falls

fuck, you're a nigger

>>671783517
F5

did it faggot now what

>>671783533
I called him and asked. He does.

If you kill Ocelot, will ocelot still lose his arm in solid or will he simply keel over setting off the trip wires and causing you to fail an already redundant rescue mission

>>671783533
The Barber in the next town over. >_>

>>671783560
nice shoop

>>671783533

why does the barber need to be shaved?

>>671783651
HAHAHHAHAAHAHA SO STUPID.

>>671783533
>a classics

>>671783533
he drives to the next town

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>>671783788
GRAMMAR NAZI WATCH OUT!!!

>>671783562
cause are eyes aren't in 5d silly, they in 3d. What a dingus

>>671783533
Trick question. The barber is a woman.

>>671775269
underrated post

>>671783341
I am aroused by my own flaccid dick. Do I have a boner?

if op makes a post and no anons see it, is he still a faggot?

Another classic:

The Crocodile's Dilemma:

A crocodile kidnaps a child and it tells child's father that it will return the child if father correctly predicts what it will do with the child. If the father predicts that the crocodile will return the child, the transaction becomes easy. Had the crocodile planned on returning the child, the prediction is correct and the child is returned. Had the crocodile planned on keeping the child, the prediction is incorrect and the child is kept.

What happens if the father predicts that the child will be kept?

>>671784090

>>671783560
i see what u did there

>>671783341
All men are created equal. Niggers vote counts as 3/5.

>>671783341
A barber (who is a man) shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?

>>671784200
BUZZFEED copypaste

>>671783341
A law student agrees to pay his teacher after (and only after) winning his first case. The teacher then sues the student (who has not yet won a case) for payment.

>>671784280
He doesn't shave himself, the barber does it.

>>671784268
>implying niggers=people

>>671784457
Fair point.

>>671783341
Socratic Paradox - "I know that I know nothing at all."

>>671784340
concepts have existed from before the internet's existence.

>>671784564
Indeed a Paradox.

>>671783533
The barber is Sikh, he doesn't believe in shaving

>>671782556
A theory, scientifically, is either an explanation for why something happens, or a law that is still being tested. We test and test and test until we can say "yeah nothing is going to contradict this".

So if you really want to, jump out the window because gravity "wasn't a theory". I'll enjoy watching you splat.

>>671784698
HAHAHHAHAHA

>>671774745
>IMAGINE THE UNIMAGINABLE

>>671774745
>need experience to get a job
>need job to get experience

>under qualified for the job you want
>over qualified for the job you need.

>>671781585
some kind anon pls remind me. where the hell have i seen this deer before? what show is it from?

>This Paradox is incomplete.

Okay, further clarification is needed, you idiots. Paradox doesn't mean 'trick question'. The nature of a paradox is that it's a closed loop of contradiction. You can't 'solve' it, you spics.

>>671776862
Neither Pinocchio nor his nose are an omniscient being that. The nose "mechanic" doesn't reveal the ultimate truth, but only applies to Pinocchio's own truth.
Pinocchio is a dumb kid, and he doesn't understand consequences and paradoxes. This statement was not said in bad intention to screw with the system.
When he says "my nose will grow", he's trying to predict the future based on past events and current trends. He saw that as a regular liar, an upcoming lie is inevitable and will, at some point, occur. This statement of "Shit happens, yo", is true as far as the little dipshit is aware of. His nose will not grow at that point.

>>671785167
House of Cards

A single person attends a race alone, and he can only receive one place, not both first and last.

>>671785184
If he says it will grow, but it doesn't he is lying.
But it grows when he lies, so he would be telling the truth.
But his nose still grew while he told the truth.

>>671784380
oh snap

>>671784380
Either way it's a win-win for the teacher, right?

If I tell you to think for yourself, how do you know you're not just thinking for yourself because I told you to?

>>671783560
kek'd at filename

>>671785175
topkek

>>671777923
It took me so long to realize wtf this nigger was trying to say

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>>671783056
>technically

>>671785376
why not faggot?

>>671786196
>671786196
Because it's not a race if he is alone,

>>671779918
I believe you just wrote a physical display of an exponential model.

>>671785400
If he says it WILL grow, he could be talking about a point in the future, an estimation. He didn't say "My nose will grow despite me saying truth", he just said "It'll grow".

And even IF it does grow for an untruthful statement and in hindsight turns this statement into truth, so what? The nose isn't held responsible to anyone. It's not a sentient being. It's a nose. At the moment of the statement, as far as the nose is concerned, a lie was being told and the nose grew. Anything beyond that is irrelevant.
Like I said, neither Pinocchio nor his nose are omniscient beings. Pinocchio says what he believes is truth or false, and the nose only reacts to that belief.

>>671774745
It's paradoxical that people this stupid manage to use the internet somehow.

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>>671782079
Are you fucking stupid?

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What would happen if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object?

>>671782330
So if she says "you' are going to eat him", he lets him go. What's the paradox?

>>671781872
Because even if you pretend I'm imaginary, you're still a faggot

>>671786725
They pass through eachother without interacting.

>>671786770
Because if the gator eats him, the mother didn't actually guess correctly.

>>671787018
Sure, why not

>>671786332
that is a trick question not a paradox dumbshit

>>671786724
It's called the liar's paradox. The first sentence says that the second sentence is true, and the second sentence says that the first sentence is false. So, according to the first sentence, if it were true, the second sentence would be true, which says that the first sentence is false, and that means that what the first sentence says is wrong i.e. the second sentence is not true, so that makes the first sentence true again.. and goes on and on etc. The point in this paradox is that you cannot give either of the sentences a truth value (you cannot call them true, nor false), thereby questioning our common sense about everything being either true or false. (if it is not true, then it must be false, and vice-versa)

>>671774745
if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a noise?

>>671787145
Then don't post it here, it's supposed to be a paradox.

>>671787317
youve got the wrong man, anon

>>671786566
GG

>>671787546
It doesn't matter. Don't post shit that isn't a Paradox,

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You are unique...
Just like everyone else.

>>671787040
Okay, no i don't understand. How is saying he's going to eat him is the wrong answer if he WAS going to eat him?

>>671787187
They're both right.

If God can do anything, then he can make a rock so incredibly heavy that even he cannot lift it. But then that means he cannot lift the rock. Which means he can't do whatever. But if God can lift the rock, then that means that he can't make a rock so heavy that he cannot lift it.

>>671787683
Is that your version of a paradox?

>>671774745
Here's a paradox, OP:

I always lie.

>>671774745
FEMININE PENIS

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>>671774745
feet ARE shoes bruhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs

This Paradox is incomplete.

>>671787715
That's the point homie. That's what a paradox is all about.

>>671787256
Yes. Sound is still produced, whether there is anyone around to hear it or not.

>>671788048
>>671788082
>>671788093
Samefag. Take that shot somewhere else.

I am a Liar.

>>671787827
What if there were two infinites? Or even an infinite amount of infinites? NOw with that thought, god could infinitely hold the rock, while not holding it.

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>>671788093
Hahahahahaha

>>671775160
it seems your brain fell out of your head
>falls
topkek

>>671788199
But how do you know that sound is produced? You've got the first half of why now you just need the second half

A classic
What came first: the chicken or the egg?

>>671788139
No, that's not a paradox, that's just stupid. The agator says he'll let the kid go if the mom guesses what he was going to do to the boy (which was eat him). If she says "you were going to eat him", then the crocodile should let the kid go. It's not a paradox, it's just a dirty jew crock lying in front of her face.

>>671788534
Because it's a fucking tree falling in a forest.

>>671788608
The mcnuggie

>>671787947
If you don't believe this is a paradox then you're either a tranny or a faggot which is also kind of a paradox because you can only be a tranny AND a faggot.

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>>671788210
dumbshitfag

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>>671788608
The egg. Dinosaurs existed far before chickens. Also so did other types of birds.

>>671788534
This one is a bit dicey because if relies heavily on semantics. People will tell you that a 'sound' by definition isn't complete until it hits an eardrum or a microphone, etc.

>>671788534
The presence of a human being does not affect whether or not sound waves travel through the air.

>>671788608
Evolutionary: The egg, because the egg was from another animal and evolved into a chicken.

If you look from God's perspective: The chicken because God created the Chicken.

>>671788534
Friction in air. If something were to move air, it makes a noise, no matter what. Swing your arm as hard as you can, you'll ear a woosh. Now, imagine that in a place where no one hears it. It's still a noise, it's just that no one hears it.

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If an object is damaged and then is completely replaced with different parts, is it still the same object or is now a new object?

>>671787947
This.

>>671774745
vacuums need containers. the universe is a vacuum.>>671774745

>>671788868
This.

>>671788828
I faced the odds, and lost.
>You're still a faggot.

The game

>>671788973
An amalgamation of both.

if i asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

>>671789034
notice how the gap between his is 40 and the gap between mine is 10
>Youre still a newfag try harder

>>671788839
God, why does it make their faces look so fucking weird?

>>671788658
The transaction is logically smooth but unpredictable if the parent guesses that the child will be returned, but a dilemma arises for the crocodile if the parent guesses that the child will not be returned. In the case that the crocodile decides to keep the child, he violates his terms: the parent's prediction has been validated, and the child should be returned. However, in the case that the crocodile decides to give back the child, he still violates his terms, even if this decision is based on the previous result: the parent's prediction has been falsified, and the child should not be returned. The question of what the crocodile should do is therefore paradoxical, and there is no justifiable solution.

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Best Paradox ever.

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>>671786085
special relativity, nigger

>>671774745
Think of a color you've never seen before

>>671788868
But are they sound waves if they never reach your ears? Is sound strictly related to the human sense? Is sound nothing more than waves of energy if nobody is there to hear it?

>>671788839
image proves that we are all aliens
every last fucking one of us
all fucking aliens

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>>671789540
I cannot lol AHAHAH

>>671788973
If a boat gets all pieces replaced individually, it's still a boat. right?

>>671788973
same object with different parts.

like wtf?

>>671789540
Done:
Blerve

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Here are just a few.

>>671789777
But can you see it in your head?

I am certain OP abandoned this thread. What a disappointment. I thought /b/ had intelligent users...

>>671774960
Not a paradox, it just means both choices are shitty.
>>671775160
>falls
>>671775195
That's an Oxymoron, not a paradox.
>>671775312
Circular logic
>>671776425
First one to do it right.
>>671776862
He becomes a woman's best friend
>>671777296
The Fermi Paradox falls apart under many ideas, first off, FtL may not be possible so even travelling great distances would be so monumental they don't bother and become sedentary.
Maybe they are but have put in regulations not to mess with undeveloped sapients.
Maybe they are assholes.
Maybe we don't have the correct instruments to detect them yet.

>>671776219
Thats an oxymoron, I dont know if that nig knows what a paradox is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus
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Artificial intelligence is programmed to think there fore it isnt sentient, BUT... it thinks therefore it is, but it was programmed to think it is sentient. This is a truly modern paradox