Waifu claiming thread, claim your waifu and discuss.Obligatory claim.
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Waifu claiming thread, claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
They do it for free.
>>671750823
Great job, mods.
>Ruri claimed again
>>671750974
Out of the active anons, you belong above them.
Just got a coffee and just a new thread. What happened to the last one?
Mako claimed
Hello
>>671751208
Mods being nice people
>tfw Stockinganon is now vulnerable
>>671751055
They sure do a great job of keeping those drawthreads under wraps!
>>671751208
Mods doing what they do best.
>>671751148
Nah, my waifu's always on top.
(cowgirl position if you don't get it)
>>671751296
>>671751371
>>671751388
Mods do the damnedest things
>>671751371
Well shit. Poor Stockinganon can't catch a break.
>tfw no qt3.14 german girl to suplex you
I'm here to claim Hatsune once again.
>>671751604
See >>671750666
They even get satan trips. Shitlarks.
>>671751296
In response to what you said last thread:
Sounds normal? To me it sounds retarded and super edgy.
>self diagnosed
I know that the vast majority of self diagnosed people are full if it, but yes. It's not like I can see a doctor to get a legit test or anything, I'd just end up on a watch list. You're going to have to take my word that I'm not full of shit.
I hope the milktanker didn't get banned.
>>671751811
The fact that you were in that thread too entertains me.
>>671751849
I wrote that out before you posted, still applies kind of.
>>671751452
Indeed.
>>671751937
You lurking as well? What a coincidence.
I gotta go. But Stocking is absolutely claimed for the duration of this thread!
>>671751811
Mods confirmed for Satan
>>671751849
Alright i'll just drop it.
>>671752278
Good bye
>>671751849
>it sounds retarded and super edgy.
The usual tone of the threads after Tenryuu goes to sleep.
>>671750823
Claimed
>>671752387
The edge might cut one of Hand-Kuns fingers so I'm done with that shit to
>>671752278
>You actually waited this much just to claim Stocking out of the other Stockinganon
Impressive.
Claimed
![Screenshot_2016-03-01-18-07-02[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wlGVJPJ.jpg "Screenshot 2016-03-01-18-07-02[1]")
My actual wife is on the left if that's what you mean.
Claimed.
Hows everyone's night been?
>>671752205
Every now and then I'll open the catalog and open some threads that look appealing. Not in that thread any more though.
>>671752595
I joke about it, but the word "edgy" is overused and I see a lot if people who use it to dismiss intelligent thought. Is there something I don't know about the word?
>>671752912
It must suck to know that your wife is the ugly friend
>>671752721
Please no, I like my fingers intact.
>>671752912
>Taking a screenshot of a picture
You're married?
>>671753059
Neither am I, shit got boring quick.
>>671753044
Having some tea and sticking to Casual Fortress.
How about you, Reianon?
>>671753157
nah, her other friends are hella ugly. Plus she's a great fuck
>>671753188
yeah
>>671753306
Good for you then. But the girl on the right is fucking gorgeous.
>>671753517
meh. She's gotten fatter and just recently got the clap. I'd post a more recent picture of the bunny girl if I had one,
>>671753044
Been good. Just downed my coffee
>>671753228
I've had better.
Some friends canceled our plans for tonight.
I know they're still going out, though.
It kinda sucks.
I figure I'll post around here until I don't hate myself anymore.
What kind of tea, tonight?
>>671753723
If only she didn't have the clippity clap I'd smiggity smack dat ass
Claiming Nate. Again.
>>671753723
Id take her anyways, and weight can be lost. Too bad im a 19 year old college going virgin. Also, im a newfag, so what does "the clap" mean?
>>671753923
>they're still going out, though.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
It's just stock, black tea.
I hope you at least enjoy the shitposting, so you can forget about the other stuff a bit.
>>671754377
Gonorrhea
>>671754138
Hey there Nateanon
>>671753733
Damn, that quick? Still drinking my cup.
>>671753923
That sucks man, I don't hate you.
>>671753923
That fucking sucks. Sorry to hear. You're always welcomed here
2d waifu
>>671754686
I down any food/drinks in a heartbeat. Result of years if coffee intake from Dunkin Donuts addiction
>>671753923
If it makes you feel any better I don't have any friends.
>>671753733
>>671754686
Was there perhaps any milk in that coffee?
>>671755039
>Dunkin Donuts
My fucking man.
>>671754521
Shitposting is all I got now.
I could never drink tea or coffee black.
Always drown it in cream and sugar.
>>671754686
Thanks Handanon. I appreciate it bro.
What are you up to?
>>671754690
It's nice to find somewhere I can hangout at.
You guys are good people.
>>671754547
Hi.
>>671754521
Solid choice in tea.
>>671750823
kekd
>>671755170
No, but now I feel bad for not putting any in. I don't like milk in my coffee, milk in general is pretty great though. I like to shake it up and put some in every now and again.
>>671755207
Don't worry about it. Binge listening to Halo 2's soundtrack because I'm a geek.
>>671755201
Another Dunkies fan I see
>realize I live only 20 miles from the first ever DD
>They make everything fresh cause first store
>>671755170
Always gotta have a little bit of milk
>>671755207
I know how you feel. My friends used to pull shit on me. I stopped talking to them and met new people/see old friends. How are you so far?
>>671755170
Oh boy, here we go again... Not that I'm complaining
>>671755820
Mmmm, fresh. DD is the shit man.
>>671755534
Nah this is the one play I get to really talk about my waifu and be a fag about milk, even though I really do like it.
>>671755820
Nice.
>>671755831
I can't help it.
My state is bipolar with the elections
>Sanders winning 20 minutes ago
>Shillary winning 10 minutes ago
>Now they tie
>>671755820
I can go around the corner and get DD, then go around another corner and go to another DD. It's literally impossible to not find a Dunkies here
>>671756147
Milk is fucking great, women's chest mountains produce it and it tastes good. It's love milk.
>>671755207
>Always drown it in cream and sugar
I've never tried cream in my life, it's probably ggood, though.
>>671755219
>Solid choice in tea
Hey, thanks Nateanon.
What are you up to?
>>671755534
I liked Halos soundtrack. It was one of the reasons I thought it was such a great game.
There's one song they had, that made me want to learn guitar just to play the song. I honestly can't remember it right now.
>>671755820
It wasn't too bad at first, I figured they got held up at work or something.
They posted on facebook that they were going out bar hopping, and they were following the route I planned.
That was what really hurt.
I doubt I'll talk to them again.
its me goku
>>671756147
I don't talk about milk either , except with you. I mostly keep that detail about myself under wraps, and a 10 inch thick floor safe
The autism is strong with you faggots. Why don't you go and talk to women in real life instead of jacking off to cartoon characters and claiming they're your wife. Is your social anxiety so bad you have to resort to forcing yourself into believing you're married to something that doesn't exist?
>>671756409
I agree, it's really good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LSvJbeQdV0
It's sound milk.
Those "friends" sound like assholes who are too lousy to just tell you up front what they're doing. Fuck them.
>>671756409
Str8 up cunt move on their part.
They're not worth it. You have a long life to make new friends, so don't feel like you have some anchor to them. Without having met you IRL I feel confident you can meet other, cooler people.
>>671756405
Drinking some vanilla tea and looking at the upcoming season's anime. Ruri best girl by the way. Very solid waifu.
>>671756715
Shut up you cum pancake. I bet your mother put out cigarettes on your forehead.
Fuck i got to into metal gear i forgot about the last thread.
Miho claimed
>>671756715
>Is your social anxiety so bad
Stopped reading there.
Yeah.
>>671756715
I don't believe in marriage but my waifu's pretty loyal and we're both fairly attached.
>>671756715
k
>>671756930
Welcome back
>>671756985
>k
autistic.jpg
>>671756715
"Stop liking what I don't like"
>>671756409
Wow fuck those guys, who needs them.
>>671756973
But who wears the pants in the relationship?
>>671756715
Agreed. you retards should be fucking gassed like the jews. only thing worse are bronies and furries
>>671757051
k
>>671756314
Would probably have our results in by now if El Paso wasn't in another damn time zone.
>>671756353
I literally could not have said it better myself.
>>671756608
These threads are a good outlet for milkposting.
>>671756715
I in fact talked to several 3DPGs today at work. None even close to good as my waifu.
>>671756930
Welcome.
>>671757075
No, stop being such an autist and go outside for once. You have an extra chromosome if you think a cartoon character is your wife. Deep down, you wish you had a real girlfriend, but you know your body odor and social skills are both shit
>>671756930
Welcome back, Miho.
>>671757153
At least we're not as bad as the bronies and furries. Thanks for giving us that respect.
>>671757138
I do because I have legs. My waifu/husbando wears a glove from time to time, that count?
>>671757189
Milk is just fucking great.
>>671757153
You sound like you think you matter. I don't know what your father told you 7 years ago when you last saw him but you're just a fucking fag. Fuck off.
>>671757330
You're literally on a image board for chinese cartoons.
>Yes i'm feeding the troll. I dont abuse animals
>>671757586
>I dont abuse animals
Kek.
>>671757330
They try to arrest me when i talk to people.
>>671757479
Of course it counts. Gloves are sexy and helpful when the police come to investigate.
>>671756930
Glad your not banned
>mods killed your thread
>>671757330
I bet you feel real fucking cool talking shit anon.
>>671757736
>when the police come to investigate.
Yeah, that's always bugged me in crime movies/shows when the criminal isn't wearing gloves. Those dipshits are just asking to get caught.
What kind of gloves do you like?
>I need to get some
>>671756755
That song brings back so many memories.
I wish that that games didn't suck now.
I'm gonna just stop talking to them. I don't need that shit.
>>671756851
I appreciate it, thank you.
I'm probably gonna move after this. I already hate this place, and now I have no friends to hold me here.
>>671756405
It just makes it mellower, not really sweeter.
I prefer it over milk. I still absolutely ruin it with sugar.
>>671757138
It sucks, cause I was hoping we could reconnect after a few years apart.
I think they just didn't want me there.
Even though I planned everything.
>>671757330
You seem to know alot about me.
Did you know that Are I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings?
>>671757189
Milk is simply the best invention since sliced bread, and I was fucking hyped for sliced bread
>overused joke?
>>671758038
Yeah, good stuff.
>I wish that that games didn't suck now.
No more passion for the soundtrack or story anymore, it's all just Multiplayer. Makes me wanna cry.
You really deserve better than those assholes. You didn't do anything wrong, no reason to hate yourself. They're just faggots. Sounds like you need a handshake (hug)
>>671757479
My nigga, gonna drink two glasses tonight because I was so tired yesterday that I just couldn't get out of bed to get some.
>>671758102
Gotta wonder about that first guy to try it though, gotta wonder about the first guy to try a lot of stuff considering how its made.
>>671758422
Drink the shit out of that milk.
>>671758032
Uhhhh well anything water proof is what i go for, but i only used them for the snow. Haven't had gloves in a while though. Shoveling with socks on my hands and shit.
>>671758038
Been there anon.
>when your "friends" make party plans in front of you and tell you you're not invited.
feelsbadman, But you don't need them you can find better people. I wish you the best of luck.
hullo!
clmd
>>671758038
Best of luck man. Do what you need and what's best.
>>671758668
I have these huge ass gloves that feel like they're meant for mountain climbing. Leather gloves are comfy.
>Shoveling with socks on my hands and shit.
Whatever gets the job done is what matters. If you need socks to mask your finger prints from a crime scene than that's just what you have to do.
>>671758422
I've joked about how cow milk was first discovered to. Kinda funny given how and where it is acquired
konata claimed
>best waifu
>only waifu
>>671758387
I'll always blame Call of Duty. It's the root of all video game evil.
I'm still hoping that Fallout will be saved by it's dlc.
>>671758668
I had always heard other anons talk about stuff like this happening, but I always thought they were lying.
The hardest part has been trying to figure out why they would do this.
>>671758943
Thanks, Anon.
I think I'll spend the rest of 2016 trying to do me.
I tried being a people person last year, and it didn't really get me far.
I appreciate everyone's kind words right now.
>>671758668
>Shoveling with socks on my hands and shit
Funny enough I did the same. Lost my gloves during the blizzard a few years back
>>671756985
>>671757189
>>671757479
Thanks
>>671757736
They be jelly of my swag.
>>671759381
>>671759031
If it looks stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid
>>671759031
>cops arrive at crime scene
"what seems to be the situation?"
-"A man has been strangled"
"How do you know?"
-"His neck smells like sweaty feet"
>>671759349
I stopped questioning people years ago. People just don't make any sense. Just do what's best for you.
>>671751208
I've never seen my waifu been claimed before, oh fuck
>>671759349
Knowing Bethesda and their DLC track record, that game's done for. It was laughable in nearly every aspect. Call Of Duty was a big contributor to that, Bungie didn't help with selling out their cash cow to a bunch of jews with no passion.
Naughty Dog is half decent though.
>>671759537
Don't mention it, glad you're not dead.
>>671759587
The people who think it's stupid are the ones who get caught.
>>671759625
>He was socked so hard in the nose he died.
>>671759767
Sorry dude. Been claiming Ruby for a while now
>>671759349
COD really took a turn for the deep end at MW3. What a waste of a decent series
what made you all first love your waifus?
>>671760198
>pic related
>>671760198
The ears.
C-claimed...
>>671760198
When I heard her voice.
>>671760198
Felt fairly attached to him/her.
>>671759826
>glad you're not dead
I am feeling the pizza i had yesterday.
>>671760337
Whatever makes you happy anon. I don't judge.
>>671760173
Np dude, you got first dibs anyway
>>671760337
Holy fucking shit
>>671760327
>>671760198
The absurd amount of joy and friendliness
>>671759826
I'm hoping they'll let Obisdian do another game.
I enjoyed New Vegas, and really thought the dlc was a good addition.
I doubt that it'll be as good, cause It'll just be based off 4 engine, so it'll still have the perk thing for when you level up.
>>671760173
I loved the first 2 Call of Duty's.
They just fell apart after they started putting all their efforts into their shitty multiplayer.
They keep selling though...
So what do I know.
>>671760547
Thanks anon
>>671760554
I know anon... i know...
Question: Can I has 2 waifus?
>>671760198
This moment
>>671760471
i hate your puns lol
>>671760742
No prob. I mean we're all in love with fictional girls. At least I am.
>>671760998
Btw did I seriously almost get trips?
>>671760554
Respectful. I like that
>>671760638
I liked them up till BO1. Story peaked my interest, but the multiplayer ruined it.
>Pr-ordered MW2. No ragrets
>>671760478
It will literally pass soon, at least there's that. Did it at least taste good?
>>671760638
Yeah, just gonna wait for Obsidian to make the real Fallout 4. Obsidian might change some of the engine "additions". The fact that Bethesda added a voice just boggles my mind.
>>671760996
Gotta hand it to me, I thought it was well placed.
>>671760998
The problem is he suppose to be husbando, but what ever.
>>671761322
Same thing. It's cool.
>>671761375
So basically at the risk of destroying my own life that's a yes....?
blake belladonna has been claimed by me
>>671761489
Who is your waifu cool anon?
>>671761137
Its just good to not see another yangfag, I respect you anon
>>671760803
Same
>>671761623
good claim
>>671761623
I already have the Best Faunas.
>>671761599
well.. same as IRL
>>671761838
>velvet
>best faunas
second best faunus in the series, kiddo. blake is master race
>>671761997
Right, right. Alright then.
>>671761734
Hatsune Miku, the one and only.
as i am feeling generous i shall gift you a desktop of my waifu
>>671762059
You fockin wot m8?
>>671761782
Yang's cool, but Ruby is better sister
>>671762256
>>671762059
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT kiss kiss kiss
>>671762256
velvet is pretty great, no denying that, but blake IS master race
>>671761275
Meh it was ok
>>671762418
cant win RWBY waifu contest. every character is potential waifu, one of the reasons its so great
I should check these more frequently
>>671756878
>Ruri best girl by the way. Very solid waifu.
Thanks, anon, you're really kind.
Hope you enjoy your tea.
>>671757153
>(You)
>>671758038
>absolutely ruin it with sugar
I wouldn't say "ruin" it, It's still pretty good with a lot of sugar.
As long as it's enjoyable, you're good.
By the way, thanks for hanging around, glad to have you guys in this thread.
>>671758732
Hello there, furry friendo!
It's been a while, how have you been?
>>671762443
That's good to hear, doing anything right now besides Metal Gear?
>>671762201
did you see the new 1/4 scale figure they had back at the end of december?
>>671762427
Velvet didn't get stabbed in the stomach my Captain Edgelord.
>>671762427
>>671762256
>>671762059
In a world of cardboard cutouts, Blake is clearly superior, a tad bit less empty.
>>671762725
>Captain Edgelord
inb4 yang gets claimed
>>671762418
Yeah like she's got a cool personality but I think all of the people like her just because she hides watermelons in her bra.
>>671762710
I was not aware of this!
>>671762725
>>671762546
>>671762418
This isn't what monty wanted.
They're all great.
>>671762797
shes my emo girl, shes just as bland as me irl i guess
>>671762949
i dont think monty anticipated anything the series turned into. yuri hentai for days and days
>>671762725
>Edgelord
That is hilarious, coming from you.
mine
>>671762949
They are all amazing.
I concede.
>>671762710
I do have Miku and Rin in a lighted display.
>>671763043
He knew what he was doing. I bet he had a furry fetish.
>>671763235
i have no idea, but i bless this man for his creation, it brought a lot of good shit to the table in terms of waifus
I'm gonna go to bed because reasons. Good night, everybody
>>671762672
Where is your husbando from?
?whats a wafu?
>>671763160
I'm not as Edgy as Adam.
Who literally wears a trenchcoat and fights with a Katana.
Do I even need to quote his first words to Blake in Volume three?
>>671762929
i cried not being able to buy it in japan because i didnt have the room in my luggage
>>671762647
Not really just kind of bored in a skype call as my friends are player American truck sim.
>>671763350
Night.
>>671763384
>newfag
>>671763375
Undertale AKA Undermeme. it's actually a pretty good game if you don't mind the gameplay
>>671763487
Oh my fuck I probably would've too.
>>671762949
I do love them all
But Neo and Ruby get an edge just cause they are cute and deadly
>>671763602
neo, now THATS a god tier waifu
>>671763350
Alright, I hope you sleep warm and well Atago.
>>671763492
>American truck sim.
Sounds like an interesting Skype call.
