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Post something that will shock a newfag
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>>671747701
that's supposed to shock a newfag?
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"something that will shock a newfag"

>posts picture of a futa

I think you meant normie anon
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>>671747701
>minecraft harddrilling
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>>671747701
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>>671748476
Too soon
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>>671748401
Yeah im pretty sure people dont come here exactly clean
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;^)
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>>671748853
under rated post
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Wait for it
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Poof!
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>>671749247
DONT
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>>671749351
>>671749247
FUCK
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>>671749668
brb, finding shoelaces
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>>671748476
What the fuck man?! Way too soon.
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>>671749247
>>671749351
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>>671747701
DEEZ NUTS
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>>671749351
WITCHCRAFT
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>>671749804
YOU PIECE OF SHIT THATS NOT OKAY
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>>671748815
Give it a rest, shit is old news and only pussy faggots get traumatized by a fucking thread on the Internet.
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>>671748693
My fingerbox was made of legit ebony wood. Shit was cash. Got stolen at my last apartment.
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>>671749351
SORCERY!
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>>671749804
Great post my friend!
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>>671750215
Sure it is, you're just a faggot.
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>>671750666
kek
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>>671750666
Nigger.
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>>671750666
Fuck
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>>671750666
holy fucK
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>>671750666
get out
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>>671750666
kek
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>>671750666
Checked
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>>671750666
Hello satan
I'd like a pony for Xmas this year
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>>671750666
goddamnit. checked.
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>>671750666
Holy shit first time I've seen a mod. Legendary
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>>671750666
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>>671750666
Faggot
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▲ ▲
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>>671748476
Too soon anon
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>>671750666
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>>671750911
Checked
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>>671750666
WITNESSED
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can this threads pls disappear...
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>>671750880
Gtfo newfag
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>>671747701
have more op, i want a futa to fuck me in the ass
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>>671750666
Wo a mod
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>>671750666
Ban me
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>>671750666
Nice one mod boy.
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>>671750920
Not soon enough
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>>671750666
Mods probably used fucked and with craft like this fag >>671749351
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>>6717nigger, that's fucked.
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>>671748476
I don't get it
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If dubs I get public b&
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>>671750666
>Mod's face when he just proved the mods can get trips whenever they want
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>>671751123
fag
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>>671750666
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>>671751094
She's hot, you should fap to her
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>>671748793
Fucking kek'd
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>>671751064
Try again in english
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>>671750666
new fag here, pretty shocked by this thread. tell me what do mods do?
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>>671751123
Ban me anyways, for the lulz
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>>671751124
this
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>>671748693
Neet fingerbox case, is it custom made?
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>>671750666
Wat's poppin', Satan?
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>>671751222
Checked
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>>671749804

Remember when /b/ was flooded with shit, far worse than this?
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>>671751206
Delete threads they personally dislike, and promote trap threads mostly
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>>671750666
Mods here time to leave
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>>671751222
Goddammit Mod, you forgot to set your mod status to visible!
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>>671751222
checking in
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>>671751313
no not particularly
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>>671750666
Newfag

Cant believe nobody said it yet
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>>671748693
Nice! Mine only had 8 holes sadly
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>>671747701
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>>671751206
On /b/, they aren't bad. Mostly because they are nonexistent. Like God leaving his creations to fuck around on earth and develop addictions to traps and dubs.
Every other board, they are pretty much shit.
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>>671750666
i love you <3
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Seriously public ban me I don't have a permit for these dubs
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>>671751222
Get out of here Mod, stop stealing my trips. This mod better not get trips again
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>>671751519
Fuck I fail. Mod plz I just want that red text
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>>671749247
>>671749351
I aint no newfag but that is honestly the coolest thing i've ever seen
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>>671750666
Hello there
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>>671751460
Sauce!
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>>671751560
Mods cant fucking trip whenever they want. Why not just quint?
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>>671751602
I chronically shitpost is that not worth banning over?
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>>671751719
Still 4k replies away from quints bud
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>>671751094
Newfag detected.
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If I fail this triforce, the mods can ban me.

  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>671751761
Still aiming for those dubs for red text
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>>671751714
Begone skeleton!
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>>671751719
He is waiting for his opportunity I can feel it
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>>671751459
>8 holes

Found it
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>>671749247
>>671749351
I'm spooked
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Test
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>Dubs get
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>>671750666
I will temp fate.
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>Dubs get now
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>>671751761
If it was then 90% of us would get banned and a full block on all Australia IPs
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>>671750666
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>Dubs get now now now
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>>671752114
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>>671748476
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>Dubs get
>now now now
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>>671750666
Faggot fake shit
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>something that will shock a newfag thread
>mod posts
>everyones shocked
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>>671748476
Not yet... Jesus.
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>Dubs get

CHECK EM
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>>671750666
can someone post me on the /r/4chan
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>>671751700
Mai chans daily life
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>>671750666
Truly Satan.
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>>671752333
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>Dubs get
Now

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>671752333
checked
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>>671752280
Cool, who's this chick?
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>>671750666
Thanks for the laugh.
Fix /v/ please
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>>671749351
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>>671752444
Trips check'd


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>Dubs get
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>>671750666
>>671751222
>>671752333
Stop it, man. It's not funny anymore.
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>>671752462
fagget
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>>671748476
wtf is wrong with you
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>>671752333
>>671752444
I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT
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>>671752401
Tnks!
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>>671749247
>>671749351
DEAR GOD
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>>671750666
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>>671750666
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>>671748476
Why everyone is saying "too soon?"
Is she dead or smth? Post the 2nd picture!
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>Dubs get
Do it do it do it
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>>671750666
Faggot
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>Dubs get
Ban ban ban
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Guys I have a pimple right on the tip of my asshole. Shot this pic this morning. It's doubled in size since then. Hurts like a bitch. How do I pop it with little to no pain?
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>>671748693
got one passed down to me from my grandpa. it was the funnest shit when i was younger
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>>671752499
>chick
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>Dubs get
Mods are fags
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>>671750666
>>671751222
>>671752333
>>671752444

>this thread (this is not greentext)
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>Dubs get
Noooowwwww
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>>671752670
newfag detected
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>>671750422
How high do jokes fly over your head, like just just a rough estimate?
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>>671752712
Newfags hate furfags by default.
Fucking idiot
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>>671752755
poke it with a needle and rub chili pepper on it.
>also witnessed
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>>671750666
I just understood why this is ironic and funny. Now I'm pissed.
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>Dubs get
inb4 they don't deliver anyways
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>>671753055
BAN HIM MODS
HE GOT DUBS
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>>671753045
Trips are 4 fags
also
lord god chekem
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>>671753055
ban the faggot.
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>>671753055
Winrar?
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>>671753055
BAN HIM
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>>671752280
Would fuck the absolute shit out of
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>>671750666
MODS = GODS
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>>671753055
give him what he asked for
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>>671748693
I had one but it broke, need to buy a new one.
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>▲
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>>671752997
No shit Sherlock...
If you were an oldfag than you could explain. You didnt.
Newfag detected!
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>>671752444
tripfag here, honestly the classiest toast i've ever made. i feel great rn
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>>671750666
>i
yeah fuck you
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>>671750666

damn, hello there satan
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