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ITT: Worst Star Trek episodes ever. I nominate Voyager 2x23
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ITT: Worst Star Trek episodes ever.

I nominate Voyager 2x23 "The Thaw". pic related
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>>671724250
>just leaving this here for you
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Code of Honor
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>>671724250
Chuck is an asshole
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>>671724380
But anon, that's one of the best
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Just about everything about voyager sucks. DS9 is where it's at.
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>>671724501
I know, just fucking with ya.

Anytime it was a Dr. Crusher episode.
very few of those didn't put me to sleep.
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>>671724250
are you even trying?
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TOS Season 3 Episode 3. "And the Children Shall Lead" Fucking atrocious.
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>>671724914
does a whole movie count, cause if that is the case. then Nemesis would be a top one for me to dislike.
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>>671725083
Ep 4... sorry
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>>671724250
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>>671724744
>Just about everything about voyager sucks.
no. voyager went from shit to the same high level as TNG in later seasons.
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>>671724250
i nominate all of Babylon 5, errr deep space 9
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>>671724744
checkmate
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>>671725253
fuck this one was terrible
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Oh come on. The Clown is an awesome villain.

Michael McKean does a wonderful job subverting his normally harmless comedian image.
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>>671724410
which series are you talking on that one?
TNG, with Worf?
I thought he was a shit character till he had his own episodes. then those are some of the best in the series.
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>>671724250
I hope this thread takes off. Last bash on Voyage was a lot of fun.
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>>671725083
ANGEL ANGEL
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>>671725435
I can only help, its been a couple of years since I have sat down and watched some Trek
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>>671725235
Stop this meme
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>>671725253
fuck yeah that was dreadful, whoever wrote that episode should've been shot.
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>>671725356
>Oh come on. The Clown is an awesome villain.
It was cringeworthy as fuck. I remember watching this episode 20 years ago as a retarded little teenager, and was full of shame, cause my parents saw what kind of shit i watch all the time
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>>671725392
No the one where Tasha fights Space Niggers
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>>671725715
>It was cringeworthy as fuck
this this this this this this this
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Is this what Jimmy sees in his nightmares?
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Best VOY ep? Best VOY ep.
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>>671725794
ah, thats right.
lmao
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>>671726344
eat the firefruit, pussy

earthshaker is a myth
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>bumperino
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Is no one going to mention "Spock's Brain"?
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>>671726753
No.....
I just....no
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>>671726344
that one was really good.

also DS9 "Children of time"
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>>671726857
Women....
the bringers of pain...and delight
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>>671726753
I think there is a good reason why it hasn't been mentioned.
>>671726857
this guy gets it.
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First tos episode
It's the reason I haven't watched tos yet
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>>671724250
Best of Both Worlds part 1 and 2 were by far the worst.
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>>671724380
It's wonderful someone like you manages to use a keyboard.
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>>671724250

I never watched the other series, but the worst TNG episodes were the "Sir Patrick is showing off his acting chops" holodeck episodes
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>>671724250
I've just started to watch Voyager. Two episodes, i'm already not feeling it, but still giving at least a few more episodes to form a proper opinion.
The self righteous captain with her ridiculous hairdo...but well...let's see...
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>>671724250
Literally every episode of Voyager.

Irish village, world war 2, crash landed on a backward ass planet with no tech, back in time to 1990s earth.

Any excuse to not be a sci-fi show.
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>>671727060
>look mom I posted it
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>>671727373
>holodeck episodes
Holodeck episodes are terrible in every show. I seriously hope there is no holodeck in the new show 2017
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>>671727412
The first two or three seasons aren't very good. It gets better after the Borg alliance arc.
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The BEST episode of ANY Star Trek series EVER
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>>671727449
>back in time to 1990s earth
But that was a fucking great episode
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>>671727449
>Literally every episode of Voyager.
Come on. Voyager had some terrible shit, but is turned into a very good show later on. You cannot compare episodes from season >=4 to anything before.
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>>671726976
I refuse to let anyone forget it's existence!
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>>671725253
This one
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>>671726078
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Hope this new series is in the Prime universe. Tired of this JJ Abrams shit.
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>>671727574
In the Pale Moonlight

Very good.
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>>671727574
blow up that faggot romulan
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>>671727373
>>671727509
>implying Big Goodbye, Elementary Dear Data, 007 Ripoff, and the Nog PTSD episode aren't great fun
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>>671727620
It had Sarah fucking Silverman in it.

Suck a dick.
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>>671727537
Yeah see, not any show should get that good this late after it started! I'm not sure i'll be that devoted even though i watched all the other Star Trek seasons before this one.
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>>671727449
You probably hated the 4th movie too didn't you, Chuckle fuck...
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>>671727740
ah, young picard
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>>671727826
ST 2009 >>>>>>>> Into Darkness
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Indisputable worst.
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>>671726857
Off topic but moar of her plz
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>>671727900
It also has Ed Begley Jr. as based Evil Steve Jobs
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>>671728099
As I said earlier.
>>671726753
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The two that had matriarchal societies, from TNG and VOY.

Granted, the first one was shoehorned in because Roddenberry was obsessed with it for some reason.
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Every single episode with this piece of shit
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>>671728695
>BILF
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Anyone got any ST fan fiction they're embarrassed about?
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>>671728695
Completely fucking agree.
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The one where Troi calls Riker "Bill"
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>>671728695
Ooh! Also every episode of DS9 that was Jake-centered.
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more nuduuies, go https:// twitter.com / passieinbroek /\


RANT STARTEDDAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>671729011
You think Jake was annoying? Take a load of this faggot.
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>>671729180
AW HELL NO

(his mom was hot tho)
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>>671727708
So the first four years don't count?

Fuck off.
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>>671724744
DS9 is pure shit. A captain that can't seewp the floor with a gos isn't a starfleet captain. In half an episode Jimbo would have erased from the wormhole those shiteaters.
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>>671724250
TNG S02E04 The Outrageous Okona is hands down the worst Star Trek episode ever. Accepting that Voyager is a shit series that seriously gets worse with every episode, Outrageous Okona still takes the cake.

It's an entire episode about what would happen if Han Solo boarded the enterprise. Shenanigans ensue.

>>671728695
But anon, she is the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed!
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>>671725253
lol. I remember watching this when it aired, as a little kid. I actually stopped watching the show after that.

Didn't finish watching DS9 until like 10 years later after it had stopped airing.
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>>671727932
You mean the one where they trivialize time travel and spend most of their time on zany antics?

Yeah, not a fan.
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>>671728446
Fucking Angle One
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>>671729570
What kind of LDS have you been doing?
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>>671724250
>Worst Star Trek episodes ever.

This and the next one filmed in 2013. Truly horrible shit compared to the original series and the next generation.
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>>671725253
Allamarain!!!!
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>>671727209
Made me kek intensly. Congrats, anon.
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>>671729323
>So the first four years don't count?
First two seasons were terrible. Only a few good episodes. Third went better. From 4. to 7. Voyager was really good
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>>671729754

I'd dress up in women's clothes for her
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>>671729942
I concur
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TNG...Shades of grey. The one where Dr crusher is visited by that ghost. Fucking worst.
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>>671729340
>DS9 is pure shit.
DS9 was very good, if you ignore the Ferengi and Bajoran religious bullshit
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Why has nobody posted Threshold yet??
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That episode of DS9 where they're on TOS.
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>>671725253
ALLAMARAIN!
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Best ST book?
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This episode was pretty terrible
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>>671730122
Fuck....I meant sub Rosa.
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>>671730265
see >>671724943
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>>671730265 They did.
>>671724943
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>>671730553
Destiny was good
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>>671724250
most of the first season of TNG
>patrick stewart trying to do shakespeare-size acting on tv
>the uniforms
>everything about troi
>producers letting denise crosby leave instead of doing whatever it took to keep her

oh yeah and that episode where dr. crusher falls in love with a haunted lamp and gets fucked by a ghost. it's a shame because it's actually one of her best performances ever. it takes a lot for me to be impressed by tv acting, but I have to say she impressed me. if it weren't for the horrible anne-rice-ripoff plot, it would have been emmy material.
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>>671729942
But the first one is one of the best summer blockbusters in years.
Second one is shit.
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Andromeda is a Canadian/American science fiction television series, based on unused material by the late Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, developed by Robert Hewitt Wolfe, and produced by Roddenberry's widow, Majel Barrett.
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Turkish Star Trek was pretty crap
https://youtu.be/B7iXNLUaaSk
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>>671730792
>everything about troi
But she's a goddess

Otherwise good points. Gene was too blinded by maintaining the philosophical legacy of Star Trek than good writing or conflict.
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>>671725253
Allamaraine, count to four,
Allamaraine, then three more,
Allamaraine, if you can see,
Allamaraine, you'll come with me

God, all these years later and I can recall this rhyme like yesterday.
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Most of this. I wish he'd just fucking leapt home.
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>>671724250
For me, original series, "The Lights of Zetar"
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>>671724250
I, for one, love this episode.
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>>671724250
Anything Diana Troi
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>>671729462
>But anon, she is the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed!

Seriously, shut up.
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>>671729793
The mormon kind?
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>>671731040
>But she's a goddess
she most certainly is, but how she was written in the first season or two irritated the motherfuck out of me. constantly rolling around on the floor of the bridge moaning about pain and emptiness and shit.
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Any yall niggas seen Star Trek Continues? It's actually really good
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>>671724250
Almost every fan movie/show
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>>671729462
the sacred chalice of riix is an old clay pot with mold growing in it though
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>>671725101
Nemesis was a disappointment, to be sure

Science-wise is was also diarrhea, plus the plot just sucked arse
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Worst Episode, No Contest

>Paris breaks warp 10 barrier.
>For some reason this makes him turn into a Lizard
>He kidnaps Jainway and turns her into Lizard
>They settle on a planet AND HAVE LIZARD BABIES.
>Doc cures Jainway and Paris
>Babies left on planet as orphans, probably die.... don't even take them with them. Cold ass fucks. They were your children for Gods sakes!!! And one hell of a scientific curiosity given the insane events leading up to it.

Seriously, who approved this episode? How did the writing team not mock the head writer? What the fuck?
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>>671725101
>>671732119
Captain Picard, I'm Romulus
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>>671726753
TOS season 3 is a hot mess all around.

Spock's Brain
Turnabout Intruder
The Lights of Zetar
The fact that Star Trek of all shows has a very white woman play both a Native American and an Indian in the same season.

But I think the most mind-numbingly annoying of season 3 was The Way to Eden. Space Hippies, shitty music, Leonard Nimoy shoe-horning his own shitty music in on top of that.
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>>671729462
Any episode involving Luxuana Troy is a good episode
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what's the name of the episode where what's his name vulcan dude
gets stuck on planet with those lil kids
whole episode seems like something spoopy indawoods
turns out they just go to that planet to die because they age backwards

fucking hated that episode
that's my vote
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>>671732340
For balance it also had Wink of an Eye, on of my favorite TOS episodes
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>>671727209
i know, awesome isn't it.
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this thread proves that most of Star Trek is hot stinky garbage, with just a few interesting episodes

similar to Dr. Who
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>>671732250
His name was Shinzon.
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>>671732421
Voyager 2x22: "Innocence".
yeah, that one was shit too
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>>671732684
(You)
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>>671724250
Any Chiana episode really. I mean, she was alright to look at, but jesus christ everytime she opened her mouth
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>>671732250
I kind of enjoyed it but I kept hearing smashing pumpkins songs in my head the whole fucking time
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>>671732725
Lurk more
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>>671724250
check and m8 bitches, not only rekt next generation by associating it with a shit series, but rekt riker and troi by showing them as a fat old couple with the body suits painfully stretched over them, AND also rekt the enterprise series by turning it into an extra long TNG- holodeck adventures series
>come back to me when a few minutes in a single episode can fuck up that much
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>>671732684
>this thread proves that most of Star Trek is hot stinky garbage

Nope. There are >700 episodes and the average quality is pretty good.
What really counts are the outstanding good episodes. And there are a lot.
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>>671725101
Personally I disliked both Insurrection and Star Trek V more.

Insurrection was basically a very poorly done remake of an earlier TNG episode with dumb shit like a battle dune buggy thrown in.

The Final Frontier is just awful and is probably my least favorite Star Trek movie.
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Might sound retarded, but my favorite ep of TNG is the pilot.
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>>671732250

shinzon was the absolute worst character that tommy hardy ever did...next to bane, that is

tied for suck
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>>671732684
I don't think a thread on 4chan has ever proved the quality of anything
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>>671732119
>>671732250
thank you!
I just didn't like the film, just seemed like it was shit out.
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TNG S2E4
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Is Dukat the greatest troll in the galaxy?
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>>671733194
I thought most of it was top cringe except the parts with bones
>you treat her like a lady and she'll always bring you home
dem feels
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>>671733214
>hating on Big Guy
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>>671733409
Was more referring to Q
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>>671733398
no, Q is, you know that, he is like the patron saint of trolls

look at this pro at work
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>>671733398
Q is the biggest trol obviously.
Just let's forget what happened to Dukat in 7. season
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>>671733252
actually...a lot of really good movie threads over the years, i am bound to say

lot of cinefiles in here from time to time
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>>671730553
>>671730600
Both were pretty awesome. Vanguard is the only series that I've read with an entirely new cast of characters that didn't suck (See New Frontier)
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hated this fuck
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THAT EPISODE WAS GOOD, OP.
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>>671733624
This, but rarely where you would think. /tv/ is horrible for talking about anything movies or tv. /b/ is actually better in that regard
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>>671730874
The cast were a shit Farscape
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>>671733652
But why, Nevok?
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>>671733194
I could never get over how the pilot episode, even more than other season 1 and 2 episodes, feels so much like Roddenberry trying so hard to make it another goofy TOS episode for no reason.

I know it had to draw in an old and new audience and it was called "Star Trek" but Jesus Christ, starting off your series with some omnipotent asshole putting your new characters on trial for humanity's past crimes (of which the episode also has to explain because they are all fake future wars). It's something I'd expect to see Shatner cheesing his way out of not Stewart.
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>>671733652
Just because he looks likea nig nog, cmon.
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>>671724744
DS9 only has two plots: Sisko plays baseball with his son, and Sisko cries for reasons we don't care about. Neither are interesting.
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>>671733515
the character sucked, the conception of the character sucked, you couldn't even see his face

one of the best characters thomas hardy ever played was in a suck-arse movie: Inception

Inception: Great actors, who acted well, total sucky, bizarre and stupid plot, way too much money spent on special effects
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>>671733533
oh yeah him too, he was pretty rad, see >>671733564

>>671733624
yeah that's true. I have gotten a lot of good recommendations from 4chan. but I still say that when a community known worldwide for being angry and judgmental says something sucks, it doesn't necessarily mean it sucks.
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>>671733252

oh, you prefer reddit?
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What's the general consensus on the VOY episode where the aliens get into the Captain Proton story? I liked it but I get the feeling it's a hated one.
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Patterns of Force is the worst episode because it shows of an epic world bad
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>>671733845
They were a shit everything. This is what happens when you let Hercules fly a spaceship.
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>>671733652
Lol "Tuvix"
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Far Beyond the FUCKING SHIT Stars. FUCK OFF AND DIE, BROTHER BENNY!
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>>671733935
ds9 had a wild conception of the afterlife of the bejorans and the amazing godlike beings who lived inside the wormhole

interesting treatment, actually and i would like a whole series just on the bejorans
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afhMMcAHlKw
>SHUT UP WESLEY!
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>>671734096
FUCK YOU THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST OF THE SERIES
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>>671733979
honestly I don't think a thread anywhere has ever proved the quality of anything, don't act like you don't know this
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>>671733892
Eh, maybe it's just nostalgia then. I remember watching it when it premiered, and Q had my attention the second he showed up. But I was also 6 at the time...
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>>671734033
tuvix honestly sounds like either a blood pressure medicine or a candy bar. or both
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all-time Best episode coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
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>>671730874
Trance was hot tho
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>>671734229
I'M WATCHING STAR TREK, NOT QUANTUM LEAP. GO AWAY BAKULA.
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>>671734360
This is so terrible that it's good
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>>671724250
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
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>>671730874
m8 that shit and Hercules the legendary journeys was basically my childhood
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>>671734530
Meds are your friend
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>>671734330
Cringe worthy
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>>671734512
>mfw I realized it followed the sexual response cycle perfectly
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>>671734530
btw, anyone know what this is? been seeing it for weeks
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>>671733564
>>671733952

Q was the quintessential trickster God:

Loki, Viracocha, Gabriel on Supernatural, etc.

Always a Joker in the pack
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>>671727859
Agree on all but the Nog PTSD episode. "It's Only s Paper Moon" has a rare distinction of being carried by Eisenberg and James Darren as recurring characters. For its time it did pretty good painting the PTSD picture and while holographic characters tend to suck, James Darren is remarkable as Fontaine.
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>>671724380
i cry evritiem
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>>671734659
no idea, I kinda figured someone forgot to take their seroquel and was then allowed to use a keyboard, and then someone else thought it was funny to copy and paste it. I have seen it one or two places outside of 4chan too, in blog comment sections.
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>>671730731
You win the thread, sir. Articles of the Federation was a great one too.
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>>671726344
actually the final episode was one of the best moments in tv imo.
finally an ending i can live with
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>>671732130
I'll pile on even more anon. That should have been the series finale. Why, you ask? Paris broke the transwarp barrier, of course later on it causes mutations. However, the Doctor was able to cure Paris and Janeway of the mutation.

They could have transwarped back to earth in literally no time at all and the Doctor cures all the crew once they got into earth orbit. But they didn't.
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Any episode where this mother fucker was the main focus
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brump
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>>671735631
what about the one where he makes contact with Voyager? It had great payoff.
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>>671735631
see, I liked barclay, but then I am a massive sperg and could relate to him a lot
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>>671735944
Broccoli*
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>>671732130
now that you mention it. hillarious!
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Best scene ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYE3nm9voUk
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>>671736047
*Murdock
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>>671732130

zomg, i total forgot about this

someone took way too much prozac and then lsd right?
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>>671732130
>who approved this episode?
probably the same rocket scientist who thought dr. crusher fucking a ghost from an irish candleholder was a good idea
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>>671733084

That's no body suit for Riker. He was a fat fuck in the last three series of TNG.
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>>671724250
The First Duty... Remember this High Faggotry?
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>>671734138
The space persecution complex aliens? No thanks. It's like ds9 took Jews and split them in two--bejorans got the persecution simplex and an ugly nose and ferengi got the greed and ugly everything.
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Any Kim episode. Any Neelix episode. Any time Jeri Ryan had to "emote". Any time Troi had space feelings. Anything with Pulaski in it. The 41 episodes of TOS that were also episodes of the Twilight Zone/Outer Limits where soylent green is people moral tales were heavy handedly smacked down. Both of the Abrams bullshit fan service nothing to do with actual trek movie abortions. Any Wesley episode except the last one. Most of the Jadzia episodes, especially the shit one where she has the symbiont taken from her and replaced during a storm. Fuck I love that series.
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>>671736806
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME
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>>671737100
Actually kind of dug this one...
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>>671736806
>that pic
where did they get this shit anyway? I know the writers and designers had some pretty broad imaginations, and that's a good thing in scifi, but who said "I know what's missing from this mud jacuzzi - a talking fiesta-coloured tile countertop living in a bubble"?
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>>671737196
You forgot every chakote episode.
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>>671736806
This episode ends with both the Troy women naked in a mud bath. Mah puberty awakened when this episode hit the air.
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>>671737100
Have you seen her now? She looks worse than when she was in that makeup.

Google her mug shots.
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also idk what episode this is from, but this being a "dumb shit in star trek" thread, I am just gonna leave this here
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>>671737196
Yeah... I tend to agree with that entirely.
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>>671737505
>talkin shit about chakote
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>>671737505
you're gonna love this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083869/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

guess who plays raoul
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>>671730874
It made me sad that the last three seasons were progressively more shit. From what I read Hercules took over the show, and let his ego ruin everything. One of the commandments was apparently 'Captain Dylan never needs to have anything explained to him', you know, despite having missed out on the last 300 years. So fucking sad.
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>>671727574
Was never a big fan of DS9, but this episode was epic.
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>>671730874
Can we pretend the last season didn't exist?
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Rascles. Dumb as fuck. Why is there also tiny child uniforms? That stupid remote controlled car that bumps some bad guy goon in the ankle distracting him for like half a second was an intreagle part of the scheam to fix thenselfs.
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>>671724250
>I nominate Voyager
any episode. any Voyager episode.
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>>671737985
>loli Keiko still wanted O'Brians dick
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>>671737687
Dude whose whole personality consists of "Hurrrr I'm an Indian!". Yep, consider shit talked.
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>>671737687
Second.
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>>671724250
The episode where chief o'brians wife turned into a 10 year old and he didn't spend the entire time fucking her senseless.
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>>671724250
Any of the original series
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>>671737985
What's really retarded is that someone thought that they should base parts of Halo 4 off this episode.
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>>671737985
>Why is there also tiny child uniforms?
replicator can make anything man, could probably make a little kitty uniform for spot if they wanted
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>>671738101
I would have given it to her.
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>>671738154
Yeah they never really explored the whole was a captain of a rouge cell, and suddenly made 2nd command. You'd think he'd pretty much dislike Janeway enitrely, countermanding her orders n shit. Or at least preferring to hang out with the bandit crew.
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>>671738476
It make you wonder why being a tailor could serve as even the flimsiest of covers for an intelligence agent.
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>>671738337
Nice meme
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Seriously.... Sub Rosa. Horrible. It is not even close.
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>>671737149
All the Ferrengi were played by Jewish actors which doesn't help the comparison. I quite liked those episodes, especially Zek.
What was the TNG episode where Riker was unconscious and the entire episode was just a clip show?
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>>671738699
someone still has to design the stuff. also maybe there are materials that don't replicate well. but yeah I agree
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>>671724380
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>>671738274
Lost... Which is impressive, as this isn't ylyl bread.
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>>671738476
Shiiiiit I could totally see data putting that cat into clothes and it flipping out and hating it and him then talking about how he dosent understand. They could even tie it into one of those nude wedding episodes.

That stupid teir side joke data story would totally fit.
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>>671724250
worst star trek episode? the second one of the first season of enterprise.
I knew then star trek was fucked and never bothered watching the rest.
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>>671739126
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>>671738663
He was an honorable Star Fleet captain who went a-wall because of good and just political reasons. He respects Star Fleet, and the chain of command.

In the Delta Quadrent, those politics no longer made sense, and Voyager lost 30% of its crew, including its chief engineer, medical officer, and first officer.

Jainway new Chakotes distingueshed career as a Star Fleet Captain, and needed the rebels to properly operate the Star Ship.

It was a really smart move making him 2nd in command as a symbol of unity, but it took months for the new crew to assimilate.

This all seems perfectly reasonable. People can defect for political reasons, but still appreciate the principles of the military and respect human life (like chakote).... And when that political reason to defect is no longer their, their loyalties can realign.
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>>671738943
>What was the TNG episode where Riker was unconscious and the entire episode was just a clip show?

Shades of Gray, the season 2 finale. They ran out of money filming the rest of season 2 (seriously) and had to end on a clip show because it was all they could afford.
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>>671729180
>take a load of this faggot
>take a load of
>take a load

naw man, klingon mating is some violent shit.

Any troi centered episode of TNG. she is a terrible acttress and should've stayed a sexual icon and nothing more.
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>>671739306
>a-wall

It's AWOL
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>>671724250
I don't think that episode was particularly horrible. At the very least it was scary. Can't say the same for some of the mid TNG episodes and 2/3rds of DS9.
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>>671739306
autism.jpg
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>>671739306
>a-wall

AWOL

Absent
With
Out
Leave
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>>671739306
>a-wall
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>>671739061
Fuck that, they had body scanners and replicators capable of making completed nano-computers. They are accurate enough.
And designers? With the easy to use holodeck, people could really easily design their own clothing, or pick one from a catalogue and try it on on the holodeck. No tailor needed. You think anyone is going to take the design ascetics of a Cardasian on a Federation/Bajorin station seriously?
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>>671738699
Wasn't a cover. It was what he could fall back on to survive. Plus bespoke shit is profitable now, imagine how valuable that would be when you can get anything you want from a machine.
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>>671732250
>What's the next step of your master plan?
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TNG "Sub Rosa"

Fuck
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>>671738699
Maybe there is a snobby attitude towards handmade and replicated. Like wearing copy designer labels
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>>671727412
>>671727910
Voyager is still my favorite series. I hope you start liking it, anon!
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>>671733652
lol almost as bad as the episode where Tuvak became retarded and Nelix nursed him back to health.
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>>671731251
Yep, just think of the entire thing as a really long episode of Quantum Leap and it's OK
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>>671739461
>>671739670
>>671739682
>>671739693
I probably have some form of autism. I give 0 fucks. Doesn't make my point any less valid.
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>>671739862
Crashing this starship

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>671739769
>replicators capable of making completed nano-computers.
true, and yet you still occasionally hear characters complaining how replicators can't get certain foods to taste right. that was my line of thought.
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>>671740069
Yes it does, anon.
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>>671739308
Ah, thanks mate. That explains why it was so shit.
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