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>>671646655
If it drops I hop
>>671646658
when properly maintained my ass has all the requirements...
non-descriminating space...
elastic while be plush and tough...
expands to meet any demand without deformity.
>>671646659
They send the winning dildo to your house... I just emptied my room. There's no place to put it, and I don't want it in my ass all the time.
>>671648701
My legs are like IHOP, they're open 24 hours a day and have 4 different flavors of syrup.
>>671648872
do entire families enter you at the same time?
>>671648701
but can it withstand lots of sand and gravel?
>>671648872
And most likely drunk if you are inside?
>>671649076
Only 2 gravel
>>671649051
Especially grandparents at 3 in the afternoon!
>>671649081
Naturally.
>>671649130
>>671649180
stooooooooooooooop.
>>671649256
I am very picky, that's all I have
>>671649130
>>671649180
gross
>>671649198
well then that butt just wont do. Sorry sir but I have to take my business somewhere that offers more durable butt
Demos' is better.
>>671649401
butts that are nicer than mine just shouldn't exist is all.
demos you have a nice butt
>>671649460
That's a shame. Because it might not hold a lot of gravel it can however hold 2 and 1/2 gallons of butter milk.
>>671648872
My ass is a chocolate factory entrance
>you must be this orange to operate
>>671649076
about 3 liters of rough cut cocaine... I cover the smell with shit
>>671649563
If i fits I sits
>>671649725
milk is gross and the devils drink
>>671648872
ihop is literally disgusting and I wish I'd never gone there
>>671649683
Too bad it'd be like fucking a hallway.
>>671649951
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>671649792
what about powdered sugar?
>>671649951
We talking like a high school hallway or a 2 bed colonial?
>>671649902
But some how you always return. Maybe drunk but you'll be back
>>671649792
Are you sure it's not just because you only let children and their parents inside?
I can see a little bit of demos penis
Die in a fire fucking faggots
>>671650125
I saw a marching band and a little league team inside once
>>671650093
High school. He's had as many high schoolers in it, also.
>>671650232
Instruments and all?
I wonder what it's like to be fucked tenderly by a trombone.
>>671650111
nope, im back home so far far away from it
After being to amurka and experiencing it first hand I am even more repulsed, its a shithole
>>671650189
Lol jokes on you I'm dead on the inside which is way worse. *cries*
>>671649180
where did this come from
>>671650552
probably /soc/ or tumblr
>>671650281
Even the baton twirlers and the mascot
>>671650327
You'll be back
>>671650569
yuh
>>671650007
If you mean the semen that will powder when my corpse dries out
>yes
>>671650125
I let parents inside, and the children die on the inside when they watch. A grandfather refuses, but one child wins by giving me something.
>>671650661
if by you'll be back you mean "you'll momentarily fly over it to get back to canada", then yes
sup
>>671651063
hey you
hows the gym?
o/
>>671651158
Evening.
>>671651219
not today, sadly. i'm painting 2nd coat and waiting for it to dry before i move to next room.
>>671649951
Nice.
>>671651532
What color are you painting.
>>671651532
you should consider posting your muscle butt to inspire us
>>671651532
what colour?
>>671652142
Lol
>>671652484
Jeff I bet i'm lewder than you
>>671652156
That reminds me, I can't wait for my new underwear to come in.
>>671652541
Public sex is so much fun I love the thrill of it.
>>671652541
oh yeah? how will you back that claim up?
gote
>>671649130
Would catulate with
the goat
>>671652692
>>671652616
Fuck two guys in public on a cop car whilst trapping the cop in the cruiser.
>>671652543
Your boyfriend should already have his face there
the goat in a coat
>>671653113
that's only kinda lewd
>>671651754
>>671651801
White on White, Devils cloak red, midnight black and ceiling white.
>>671651800
muscle butt to inspire painting? Naw.
>>671653211
Oh okay then.
>>671652543
Did you get some Aussiebums?
>>671653067
Consider the following.
If isis is against the gays....is it gay to fuck a boy goat?
>>671653185
whist using laxatives and painting the pavement... onlookers will be involved in the fun
>>671653113
Lol idk why the cop wouldn't join. And my bf is out of town.
best goat
>>671653289
No some andrew Christian ones.
>>671653337
that's not lewd, just gross
>>671653355
put them on backwards and tease with the fly
>the cop won't get his car detailed for the shit that gets on it
>>671653539
Hey I tried, but you weren't going for it.
>A cop car has a good camera, an unwilling participant, and it's a public show that would freak people out.
I'm heading to bed, and them I'm finishing the monorail dildo design.
Great, now i'm gay. Thanks /b/
>>671653704
a monorail dildo is awfully lewd
night night
>>671653723
It's not /b/'s fault you are a satan worshipper. Satan worshippers come here to belong; not normal people that get changed.
>>671653299
it is gay, but isis might make an exception for goats.
Why worship Satan?
>>671653915
I need to get another one by tang
>>671654035
because god won't accept my blood sacrifices
>>671654176
Can't argue with that logic.
bleat
that is one sexe goat
more painting is required
>>671653965
Its a universal exception
>>671655118
the middle east is so fucked up, jeez. one of those insane freaks will smuggle a dirty bomb into america and blow up a sears, eventually.
>>671655142
things need to be done to sell a house. paint, clean, repair, tidy, clear. etc.
it's work
>>671655383
Yeah. I guess.
Are you all alone in there?
>>671655253
A sears? what a lame bombing.
>>671655541
hey man, you could be in that sears, buying a washer.
>>671655798
I like homo depot better
>>671656015
me too, actually. lowes is okay.
>>671655484
nope, he's still plodding about.
>>671649130
damn boy, that ass is heaven.
Stream got rekt
>>671649130
is there more to this?
>>671656191
He hasn't moved out yet?
who was streaming?
david.
>>671656416
this weekend he says.
sir tomas redblood
>>671656555
Ah okay.
Dominic, come play video games.
ohai anons :3 <3
what are you all drinking tonight?
Kill yourselves
Fee fi fo fum.
I smell a bunch of fucking homos.
Oh, AM started.
>>671656686
i can't start a game of league at 5 am, it would be unethical. i feel deep regret about this.
FUCK zac.
>>671656764
I am thoroughly sympathetic to both sentiments.
Be careful with words like that with another homosexual.
also good night darwin and others, and always remember to stay true.
>>671656861
there is always tomorrow!!~
Good night, friend.
Well anyways, just stopping by briefly to say hi.
Since that's not a thing I do often, for better or for worse.
>>671657074
water is best.
I'm also going to turn in
night all
b-bye
Any big guys?
>>671657318
For you?
>>671657318
Yes.
>>671657219
Heated water with traces of specific herbal leaves is also quite good
>>671657074
>>671657219
Water is good, though boring.
Tough crowd. Well, take care, folks.
>>671657556
You mean tea?
absolut
>>671657679
Yeah, that was it
>>671657679
lol right? anon is just trying to be a douche
>>671657613
You can't live without it, though.
also captcha
>doesnt ask for confirmation
>"you mistyped the CAPTCHA"
what
>>671657317
They are always such a cute couple.
>>671657702
did you forget to respond to >>671656691
?
>>671658073
no I wanted to appear under the influence
what do you guys do to stay up when you're like really tired
like after 12 hours im just dead and cant function
and then i sleep for 12 hours
im basically wasting half of my life away
not that im spending the other half doing anything productive anyway but still
should i ask my doctor
is there anything that a doctor can even do
and don't ask me why im asking this in a gfur thread
i am very tired
here ill even post a gay to make it relevant
>>671658219
5/10 for trying
My spoon is too big
>>671658329
mediocre
just like my life
>>671658323
Howdy anon, I know how that is -- I go into that cycle on and off myself. You just have to have the self control to break the cycle; force yourself to get up and go to bed at a good time, and deal with the shitty feeling of doing that instead of sleeping all day. Before long you will be back in the mind set of being productive <3
Banana?
>>671658391
I AM A BANANA !!!1
>>671658323
Well i work 12 hour shifts. I have a coffee before work and a cup around midnight. I guess I'm used to it too.
>>671658395
naw, i am sure your life is great <3
>>671658563
yeah, actually you're right I'm pretty damn lucky
>>671658502
Don Hertzfeldt
>>671658712
Couldn't tell if that was sarcastic or not, but I am sure you have a lot of things to be happy about :D
>>671658917
no sarcasm, I really do
I'm just lonely in my happiness sometimes
>>671659006
I know how that is, it can be hard sometimes. Personally, I just focus on my goals and my passions.
FURFAGS
Yet another thread that was ruined by avatarfags. Can't you just kill yourself already?
>>671658537
The fuck you laughing at.
thanks fams have another gej
>>671658454
if it's just about willpower then i can understand that
because i often wake up after 8 hours but force myself to go back to sleep for another four and i don't really try to get up until i physically cant sleep any longer
i might just set up alarms like 5 minutes apart 8 hours after i go to bed then so there's no way i can go back to sleep
>>671658525
coffee/caffeine destroys my stomach so that isn't really an option for me
and i used to work 12 hour shifts as well but that didn't last long considering my entire day is 12 hours as it is
Sleep time. Night, fags.
>>671659317
bananas <3
>>671659366
sleep well, fag <33
Edwin, my love.
Did someone say avatarfags?
Did avatarfags say someone?
>>671659783
You did
Say someone did avatarfags
Stop that, goat.
>>671659866
Smooch!
THEY REMOVED THE HEARTS
>>671659963
Boundaries, Michael.
>>671659869
Oh.
>>671659933
Fine. Make it more boring.
>>671659543
Why <3
Do you think I like you.
I don't even know you.
Fags
Hi guys
Nothing?
>>671660619
Hi, fagguy.
>>671660858
Hello there
do any of you wanna chat on skype, you know, because this thread will die soon :3
>>671660957
I hate skype on cell
Sorry
Plus about to destroy my anus in a min once this 404s
>Anon wants to fit in
>Thinks we're actually furs who skype each other
> :3 :3 :3
>>671661047
Like you can comment on peoples faggot levels.
>>671660957
>skype
no thanks mr resolver with jays booter
>>671660868
>mfw that face
>>671661047
but we do
sometimes
heya eddy
>>671661047
>thinks I don't use Skype
>>671661172
>>671661182
Can't you just roll with me.
Skype is pretty dated though. Works, but ehh...
>>671661145
Are you implying something.
>>671661040
I'm about to hop in the shower to do just that, anon. Would you like to talk on kik or something later, maybe even snapchat? :3 I will post my info first, hehe <3
>>671661293
OH MY GOD PLEASE
>>671661047
Uhm, I have actually connected with a lot of furs from these threads via Skype. I talk with most of them multiple times throughout my busy week. :P
>bye
>>671661293
Haz bf
So noz
>>671660957
Maybe later
And besides, I have a feeling I already have you iin my skype contact list
>>671661343
>>671661283
That you ERP and all that shit. You think you'd be use to it.
>>671661283
It is pretty fucked since Microsoft got it, all they do is update the ads.
Anyway, I need to move around a bit, brb.
>>671661160
No tricks, I was just wanting to connect people ^_^
>>671661343
>>671661377
well, for either of you:
kik (p011uX0), snapchat (zachr0)
>>671661390
If you are from NZ, AUS, or some random Euro country, then probably :P
>>671661377
Wasn't looking for anything questionable, just conversation really
>>671661484
>>671661508
moving to next thread <3
>>671661484
Are you the one with Hank Hill avatar?
>>671661562
Lol thb that is probably me. I just got a new computer so lemme get on skype to see, as I have used said avatar in the past
>anon is totes from nz <3
>>671661696
Yes, that is totally you.
>>671661407
Morning Para!
How are things?
