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everyone deserves gay anal, but not everyone deserves giving it.
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Commence the homosexual butt loving
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Ew
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how do I make this not fucking horrible
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Let me finish this though, David.
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Evry one deserves Cum
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Ya'll need to accept the gospel of manly men.
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>>671597695
I can stream other stuff
and games I guess
but only old ones
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>>671597891
I agree
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>>671597695
I just got so rekt being flawless, roaming, warding 5/0/2 mid by fed ursa and ragy abandoning teammate.
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>>671597961
Good eats
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>>671597961
All these can be porn titles, if you imagine hard enough.
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>>671597955
I like girly boys and manly men.
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>>671598069
which season
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If I was going to get a new bad dragon in the sale, something in the 'large' category that is both long and with a big knot... what should I get?
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I fucking love Sig's Bambi stuff.

Anyone else drinking?
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>>671597955
the prophecy of perverts
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need someone to use me like this :3
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>>671597695
MMR?
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>>671598640
Gross
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>>671598755
4.4k.
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>>671598620
watch home movies with me
https://livestream.com/accounts/8615172/events/4899963
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>>671598640
Petplay seems a little redundant since they are by default.
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>>671598640
I used to have a guy like that. Wish I could refind him. He would ask me to look at furry porn while he sucked me off then ask me to cum on his face.
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>>671598574
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>>671598840
Nice, well done. 4.6k here.
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>>671599084
Don't bother mane, I saved it all.
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>>671599228
Goddammit, why am I not getting drunk?
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>>671599612
I wish I could. Sadly work says its illegal to drink at work.
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>>671599931
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>>671600067
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>>671598620
hotdog
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>>671599961
I think it's kind of kicking in, sorta?

>>671600019
Who is that blue guy? I keep seeing him.
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>>671600138
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>>671600138
I don't think that's going to fit
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>>671598574
NO
no more drinks for a long time
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>>671600208
What you having?
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>>671600229
Raji has a way with textures.

>>671600374
Ron & Cola. Sadly, I'm all out now.
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>>671597695
>sub 60fps
pls
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>>671600208
no idea
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>>671600289
i hope that douchebag horse breaks its dick
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>>671600608
Because he is hot.
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>>671597313
Depends on the way you look at it I mean I once accidentally fucked a femboy it was kind of hot
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>>671600656
Idk I think he likes it rough
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>>671600901
How is that an accident ?
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>>671600806
he sure is
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>>671600656
Looks like John Travolta
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what about straight anal
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>>671597313
Can confirm. Prostate orgasms are out of this world crazy. Not so much while they happen, but in the fact that they make your body go all numb for an hour or two. Better than drugs :3
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>>671601084
Mhm.

>>671601195
Cannot unsee. What a predicament!
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>>671598361
Heresy of the highest order!

>>671598620
Best kind.
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>>671601540
katia do you want me to stream anything
I also have a collection of 80s movies and wes anderson films on dvd
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>>671601680
no, stream best womens butts
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>>671601659
Hawt.
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>>671601195
what the horse
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>>671601751
so crank 2 high voltage
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>>671601339
I convinced a muslim girl to diddle her butthole in the shower one time
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Deer butts drive me nuts. Moar Bambi, plz.
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>>671601452
My first one was incredible my while body shook.
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>>671601910
tell this story
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>>671601920
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>>671601951
Shame I'm not in the mood for grill asses right now, cuz I got one hell of a folder.
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>>671601850
The wolf
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>>671601975
Takes a while to learn how to get them consistently, though. Was it worth all the money spent on silicone dicks? Quite possibly.
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>>671601920
Love deers or rams or anything with horns/antlers.
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>>671602156
john travolta looks like a horse
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>>671602370
A cervine are mighty fine!
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>>671602061
not really much of one

back when icq was a thing I knew a muslim girl and we chatted a lot. she was fascinated by the homosex and would ask me intimate details about my knowledge. she was frustrated because she said inserting anything into her vagina hurt unbearably so I told her about the joys of petroleum jelly and nitrile gloves. she just took it to the shower

but... yeah she told me it made her feel dirty and disgusting and she'd probably never do it again
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>>671602178
My first one was from a real penis. I only have 2 toys which don't really use. I guess I need more.
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dsad
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>>671602720
Not more. You just need one right one, and practice. It's a lot more about breathing right and relaxing right.
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Wait, why would you even need gloves?
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>>671602836
do you still want law and order
having seen the other options
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>>671602981
Do I need prerequisite information on like, backstories and stuff?
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>>671602959
cleaner
dont want poopy hands
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>>671602715
it's probably because she used petroleum jelly
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>>671603069
no not at all
there's just plenty of nice cozy stuff
pick a number between 1 and 20
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>>671602959
Easy clean up
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>>671603134
better than KY

fuck that shit
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>>671603236
12.

>>671603297
What is wrong with KY?
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>>671603297
my parents use astroglide
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>>671603337
>What is wrong with KY?

water-based+shower = gone
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>>671601062
I was high
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>>671603337
I like wet silicone, swiss army silicone want bad.
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>>671603469
You would think water-based lubricants actually worked with water.
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>>671603503
Lol I mean swiss navy
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>>671603337
okay
https://livestream.com/accounts/8615172/events/4899963
get ready for 24 episodes of the coziest shit
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>>671603621
Silicone is best for pool sexy time.
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>>671603621
water-based == water-soluble
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>>671603337
KY is meant to be hypoallergenic and water based but because of that it's pretty much useless for anal or at least prolonged anal sex. especially in the shower, you might as well squirt the bottle down the drain
>>671603392
You have never known edging until you edge for hours with this shit. Best lube in the business--recommended to me by a fister. Clean up is a fucking nightmare though.
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>>671604009
Wasn't really a fan of gun oil it felt gritty to me.
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>>671603736
That is why you use spit, obviously.

>>671603898
And to think I did well in Biology.
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>>671604009
just use like acetone
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>>671604304
just let me know if you want to switch
I could compile a list of what I have between my computer and my external and my DVD collection
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>>671603621
You're adorable
>>671604316
how about no??
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who woulnd't deserve to give anal?
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>>671604489
S-switch?

>>671604549
Shhhhhhhh.
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>>671604573
Hitler.
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>>671604549
I use acetone all the time it's totally fine
or chloroform
it's a great solvent
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>>671604646
why? he did nothing wrong
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>>671604642
switch shows
you've already been established as the dedicated little spoon
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>>671604304
But anon, that's Chemistry....
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>>671604769
Hitler was actually a power bottom
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>>671604769
Since when?

>>671604872
Good thing I do not plan to take it then.
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Can somebody tell me who this artist is? I feel I know the artists symbol but can't put my finger on it. Also iqdb gives nothing and my reverse search does not work. Thanks i need more of this artist
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>>671604549
duck hunt
duck cunt
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>>671605197
google reverse image literally gives you the artist's name: enjoipandas
it even links to his e621 page
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>>671605197
enjoipandas
google my friend GOOGLE
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>>671605058
do you disagree
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>>671605436
ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ᶰᵒ ᵖʳᵒᵒᶠ⋅
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Best water based lube for anal? J Lube. Since x-lube disappeared from the market.
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Well great, Bad Dragon is having a sale. I've been wanting a new cock. Just after I committed to not spending more money, too.
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>>671605345
topkek
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>>671605432
I wish I had the balls to get a bad dragon toy.
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>>671605058
>I don't need chemistry
Thank god some of today's youth are turning away from the filthy liberals and their ivory towers.
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>>671605772
>I wish I had the balls to get a bad dragon toy.

I wish I had the money for one. Suck being a poorfag.
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>>671605400
>>671605432
Thanks again guys. and the whole reason I was asking is that my reverse search doesn't work.
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>>671605919
I will probably have to take it eventually, but for now I would rather focus on math and physics.
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>>671605941
I have the money I just don't think I could explain the wolf penis I put in my butt
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>>671605654
of what
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>>671605973
Nom nom nom
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>>671606494
Of all of those lies and slander which tarnish my reputation.
I have standards, you know.
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>>671606129
Sounds like fun, I did math and statistics, myself.
Goddamn Birthday Paradox sucked me right in, followed by the Monty Hall Problem.
Really entry-level statistics stuff that's pretty cool to think about.
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>>671606132
I'm also in a similar boat, being married.My wife is a bit gunshy around buttplay with men, due to a bad ex. She stumbled across a prostate stimulator I had purchased in secret. I had to quickly explain it was a new sextoy I had purchased for her in our bedroom shenanigans.

And I never got the stimulator to work, either. Serves me right for buying cheap. I can only imagine trying to explain a dog cock or horse cock. She's very much not into furry or the like.
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final list is
Brazil
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across te 8th Dimension
The Omega Man
Dark City
Logan's Run
Trancers (I-V)
all wes anderson films
The Raid 1 and 2
The Ice Pirates
Prometheus
The End of Evangelion
Crank 2 High Voltage
Dredd
Eric Andre Show
Escape From New York
Evil Dead (2013)
Fantastic Mr Fox
Good Eats
Law and Order
Home Movies
Moral Orel
Naked Lunch
Office Space
Palo Alto
Robocop
Speed Racer
Spongebob
The Big Chill
The Graduate
The Last Days of Disco
The Trial
The Virgin Suicides
Maniac Cop
After The Fall of New York
The End of the Tour
Blade Runner
Kino's Journey
Look Around You
Max Headroom
Network
Panty and Stocking
Patlabor
Shame
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Repo Man
The Hidden
Screamers
The Keep
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>>671606645
okay...wtf is the link in the middle or my sentence...
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>>671606624
I actually have yet to take statistics. I prefer theoretical maths, such as topology, abstract, and most DEs. Statistics just seemed like a class one should have taken in high school, which I could have.
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>>671606616
do you want me to warm you with my body
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how do gay furfags end up in the conundrum of having a wife
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>>671606876
N-no.
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>>671598373
Nova
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Alright gayboys
You insist cramming things up your butt is fun
Instruct me
How do one do it?
I have no toys
I do have a household full of... household objects.
Do have lube
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>>671606645
Yeah my other half isn't into furry at all. So if would be had to explain.
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>>671606777
nice trips
blow.me
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>>671606961
okay
if you say so
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>>671605973
What is wrong with his balls?
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>>671607037
Lots of lube, go slow. I like to start with my fingers first.
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>>671606914
My case:
>got drunk
>fucked girl I really didn't like
>she got pregnant
>DNA test shows it's mine
>sense of duty
>married her
>she grew on me somewhat
>ten years later
>so many what-ifs
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>>671607295
I'm sorry for your loss
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>>671607295
fucking horrifying

I shall learn from your experience.
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>>671607432
I'll never have a little femboi for snuggles. But now I have parental responsibilities. So that's something...

*sigh*
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>>671607237
I need to hit a fairly specific spot, right?
Haw far in is it?
Can fingers even reach from that awkward angle?
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>>671607768
how old are your babies
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>>671608092
Extremely hard to use your hands to do it to yourself, due to the inside of your body. Need a toy or open-minded partner. Never managed to do it, myself.

>>671608242
Only one child thus far. 11 years old.
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>>671607037
Well, what is "it" then? If you mean "cramming" things up there then that's not fun at all, that can hurt like living hell. If you mean a dick, well unless it is a toy, it should come attached to something.

If you want to explore down there, start with the fingers. Clip your nails or at least one. Lube. Start playing cave explorer with yourself. If you imagine where the base of your penis is, the part that attaches to you internally, if you massage that area and dig around gently, you will find your prostate. The prostate is responsible for your cum.

Enjoy your newfound favorite organ.
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>>671608431
are they a good boy/girl?
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>>671607768
never say never buddy, it's not too late 'til you're dead.
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>>671608699
does snuggles want a little femboy all for him
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>>671608698
Yeah, they're a sweetie. Honestly one of the main reasons I remain in the relationship. Love the little shit. My dad wasn't there, and i'm determined they won't go through that.
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>>671597313

Get in here


/whosbachman
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>>671608092
"Find the prostate" is a fun game.
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>>671608893
I had one, but something about me being too mean during sex and he went back to live with his mom
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>>671609033
that's cute af.
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>>671609258
rekt
and feels

>>671609098
>>671608092
absolutely doable with fingers, bending/crouching/other positions help with the exploration
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>>671609258
would I be a good judge dredd snuggles
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>>671609258
did you beat him and call him names
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>being too mean during sex
I thought homos are supposed to like it ruff.
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>>671610027
I SAID
DON'T START
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>>671609638
I'd be scared to discover your limits.
>>671609669
this isn't the place for details
we might offend the christian residents
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>>671607036
Got one~
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LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT
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>>671610743
[jealousy intensifies]
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>Dragon Dildos
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>>671610469
the law has no limits
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>>671608481
>>671609098
>>671609510
Ok, so i know what target is general speaking now

Advice on "relaxing" or making this not hurt?
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>>671610469
Offend them all, snarf! Let it go!

>>671610743
What's the name?
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>>671611211
Well, "relaxing" is actually more or less "pushing." Like you were trying to make things move down there. Also, either eat fiber or get an enema.
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>>671607768
Married men the forbidden fruit
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>>671611308
>snarf
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>>671611211
Start slow. Lots of lube. Be "excited" before beginning. Light pressure. If you go too hard to fast, you're gonna regret it. I hurt for like two days with a hard plastic toy and an unfortunate slip in the bathtub.
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>>671611389
he should eat fiber regardless
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>>671611308
>What's the name?
Nox, medium, with a cumtube.

Because just saying "I want a sex toy" isn't enough, I wanted to specify that it had to be the one with a cumtube.

Also gonna have to loosen my ass up. The small David I have now ain't gonna compare.
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>>671611308
Nox night Drake
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>>671611583
this is true
>>671611308
I'm not Snarf.
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>>671610743
Nice! Size?

I just got a large tucker |3
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He is probably Snarf.
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>>671611754
They seem so big
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>>671611754
Medium, kinda worried it'll be too big for me too. I don't exactly have a ton of experience, despite my best wishes :P

>>671611983
The are pretty large. The small David I have is still as big as the biggest cock I've ever had :\
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>>671611750
they should do both of those things
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>>671611983
It's a step up from my medium chance, and I may, just may have someone offering me a XL rex that they can't use for price of shipping.

Lots of stretching involved, but if you're not hasty and like just sit on it and cram everything in, all affected areas go back to to normal. <3
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>>671611889
are you cozy
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>>671611983
They ARE big. Its so they destroy your asshole and give you a prolapse.
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>>671612205
I've only taken real dicks and they take getting use to.
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>>671612359
I am kind of hot but I do not want to take off my covers because it is kind of cozy.

Never mind.
I have a fan near so I am cozy now.
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>>671611983
For you.
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>>671612205
Relax, take time, don't try to force it all at once. Rushing is bad, but you're naturally pretty stretchy!

>>671612382
J'accuse! Perpetrating mistruths that are basically only typical of reckless individuals. Not to say it's impossible, but... y'know, just don't be dumb and slam it up your butt.
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>>671612382
I don't find prolapsing hot. I don't mind it gaping
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DESTROY ALL HUMANS
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>>671612792
I am kind of hot too
I will take all my clothes off
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>>671612882
I'm no size queen. I do like smaller guys
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>>671611576
>>671611389
So much difficulty compared to just fapping conventionally...
This better yield quite the reward :/
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>>671597313
What about those who want to please every dick they can?
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Already in the nude here. Home alone, and the weather is balmy. Light breeze from a desk fan blowing. Feels great.
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>>671613101
T-thanks for letting me know?
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what's with all the girls
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>>671613211
I've never managed to succeed fully, but it was a rather enjoyable exploration none-the-less. I hear the payoff is quite rewarding.
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>>671613186
And was that part of your plan?
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>>671613211
Well, you're missing half the equation so
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>>671613602
Explain
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>>671613310
I figured you would want to know
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>>671613487
No really a plan but smaller dicks hit me just right
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>>671613737
What gave it away?
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>>671613758
Tell me about the small dicks, why do they hit you hard?
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>>671613791
just a hunch
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>>671611750
>>671611495
That's why I've decided to hide my trip long ago. Always mistaking people for others. Impossibru to continue discussions.

>>671611600
>>671611697
Intriguing, intriguing.
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>>671613706
You're supposed to be giving your ass up TO someone, to please his dick. Doing this by yourself is kinda like doing a science experiment.

you need a teacher, basically
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>>671614086
there
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are you streaming games david, i was gone far longer than expected
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>>671597695
>three mangoes
>has a soul ring
nigga the fuck you doin
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>>671614375
Getting my sheckle pass points, obviously.
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>>671614295
I could be
currently it is law and order
would you still be interested in fantastic mr fox
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>>671613001
I want to see Snuffles take the large one.
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>>>>>>>>>>>needing teachers to run experiments
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>>671614537

i would rather play my own video games if you will not be streaming video games.
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>>671614125
Not to ruin everything, but I'm not specifically gay.
With that being said, if i wanted to please a guy, i would not use my ass. Ow. No thanks.

Just trying this to understand what the fuss is all about
I can't even properly appreciate most of the porn in here because i only have thing-up-butt associated with pain
The only way i can mentally convince myself that thing-up-butt can be good is to feel it for myself and have it be so...
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i cant imagine being so out of touch with one's butt
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>>671614076
You have a lot of hunches.
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>>671614643
I will be
stairs and I are both cozy in bed currently so I was going to finish the episode and maybe put something else on
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>>671613906
Maybe there is more anger behind them.
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>>671614564
No.
>>671614703
Then explore. Worst that can happen is you choose not to do it again.
>>671614840
sad isn't it
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>>671614939

what is your timeframe?
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>>671614975
Lot of loyalty for a gay man.
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>>671615047
the next 14 hours
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>>671614996

i am actively weeping

>>671615195

why do you presume all gay men are sexual freaks

>>671615295

i will be available for most of the next 14 hours.
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>>671614996
So shy.
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>>671615195
he's big gay
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