Waifu claiming thread, claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>671566831
Ruri on the first post!
Yoruichi is mine !
Thread are kill already?
>>671567291
Nearly everyone left I suppose.
>>671567291
It's actually kind of surprising, last thread was pretty active.
I Tribute this cutie.
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<3
C.C. Claimed
Then one and only
Looks like Bernie lost.
>>671566831
>Anonymous 02/29/16(Mon)23:53:51 No.671566990▶
nice hand :3 yummi
>>671568975
Was he ever going to win?
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>671569207
Nothing can Stump Trump that's obvious, but hilary could have lost if she didn't cheat like a motherfucker.
>>671569455
Trump is love trump is life
>>671568975
Sucks for that old cook.
>>671569010
Thank you, waifu/husbando appreciates the compliment.
>>671569207
Trump Trump.
jvhvcggh
>>671570810
I wish I knew who keeps bumping like that.
Le bump.
>>671571537
I don't know, all I know is that Trump can't be Stumped.
We're building a wall.
i like my waifu stronk
>>671571350
You're doing god's work.
>>671571840
Pretty good waifu.
>>671571713
Mexicans will eventually find a way.
They always do.
>>671572028
they'll be the ones building it. they'll know it's weaknesses
>>671571713
He win yet?
>>671572028
We'll make all the mexicans move to europe, and all the white europeans will become American. The world will be Better.
>>671572521
He won as soon as this race started.
>>671572905
Fucknuggets, Forgot the pic.
>>671572962
Me too.
>>671572028
ok guys i win
>>671566831
Sweet Lobster Child, best Lobster Child
clmd
>>671573598
i still win
>>671573737
Not quite
>>671574076
i hope i dont get caught
I once punched a ram in the face.
>>671574510
>>671574749
I once got punched in the face by a guy who mistook me for a ram.
I got rammed by a guy once
>>671574828
dence kawaii style
>>671574749
>>671574856
Was hoofed by a ram who mistook me for a man.
>>671574749
>>671574856
I once masturbated to a guy punching someone he mistook for a ram.
>>671575108
Kawaii it is
>>671575216
I masturbated a ram who I thought was a man
>>671574856
>>671574950
>>671575193
>>671575216
Dez jokes
>MFW
Oh and apparently there was a school shooting in america again.
>>671575193
>>671574856
>>671574950
Come on guys...
>>671575412
Cum on guys?
>>671575315
Did he break the High score?
>>671575315
>Oh and apparently there was a school shooting in america again
No surprise here
>>671575586
Nope no deaths. What a faggot.
>>671575412
Guys on cum.
>>671575315
Was in Ohio and a fucking 14 year old did it. Fucking hell, the Euros will have a field day.
>>671575412
Some of us may be rams.
>>671575586
No, he only injured about 4 people. Didn't kill anyone, what a loser. Can't even shoot up a school properly.
>>671575716
>>671575724
A guy with a gun did worse than a swede with a fucking sword.
Did he at least kill himeself?
im a Ram discussion ended
>>671575868
Holy fuck that pic is cute as shit.
>>671575868
No, the little shit's in custody. Be funny if he got the death penalty.
>>671575724
Shit wouldn't fly in texas. The other students would have blasted his ass.
>>671575868
NO! What a complete mong.
>>671576085
Shit
>>671576007
I know right?
>>671576016
Can't even kill himself, My god, what are we coming to?
>>671575724
>>671575716
Here in Canadaland we have these "lockdown" systems in our schools. Since Canadaland is really Cuckland all the system consists of is bunching the students up against the wall. I shit you not. That's some firing squad shit right there. And since its going to be students who do the shootings it just makes thing easier for the shooter. To top it all off we have a liberal as PM. Fuck my life
>>671576139
Kek, can't handle the fact that he's 14. The fuck's a 14 year old shooting up a school for, hope he enjoys Big Bubba in juvy.
>>671576464
In America the students hide under their desks, turn off the lights, and lock the door. Be funny if they had a system where they just make all the students bum rush the school shooters.
>>671576139
This is why Trump needs to build a wall and ban pepsi, pc master race, #freetravonmartin
>>671576464
My highschool had something similar to that, but at least we had 1 cop stationed at the school just in case. That said i wwould be jumping out the window the second i heard shots.
>>671576464
>bunching the students up against the wall
This is too good
>>671576464
take a lego gun to the school see what their reaction is
>>671576755
>ban pepsi
You're killing me here.
>>671576913
Oh and blue powerade too.
It causes children to be violent just like video games.
>>671576755
>#freetravonmartin
Isn't he dead?
I forgot these niggers names.
>>671577065
>blue powerade too.
>critical hands
>>671577085
Eh, they're all the same. Who cares.
>>671577085
Miho claimed
Hello
>>671577065
>blue powerade
What's it like?
orange one's pretty meh.
>>671577336
Hi there Miho
>>671577085
All the more reason why he should be freed.
I can't keep up with their faces, they all look like my boss.
>>671577216
Currently drinking watermelon strawberry wave powerade and it just taste like water.
>>671577336
Hey Miho, you have a good day?
>>671577331
Kek.
>>671577460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZeXJZ7J3ic
Can't get enough of him.
>watermelon strawberry wave powerade
That's a long ass name. Go blue or go home.
>>671577216
Hand-kun, I think you're forgetting, there's a difference between a nigger and a Black guy.
>>671577370
Hi.
>powerade
Not drinking gatorade.
>>671577644
Well of course, I'm saying that niggers are all the same. Who cares about them, I don't even put black people in the same thought as niggers. Anyone can be a nigger in my eyes. George Lucas is a pretty big nigger.
>gatorade.
You mean fancy piss?
Rory Mercury.
>>671577370
It's like 6% sodium, 1% potassium, 7% carbs, 21 grams of sugar, some vitamins, and blue coloring all mixed with water.
So you do the math.
>>671577336
hey there
>>671577641
Ah still watching. You've become a fan?
>>671577812
Fuck my hello a second ago. Gatorade tastes like powdered niggers in Kenyan water
>>671577641
lol fuck no. Got to dump $300 into my truck and now i have another short somewhere.
>>671578064
>Fuck my hello a second ago.
>>671577932
what is this from ?
>>671577891
You are a Smart.
I like you a little more than I did earlier.
>>671576764
I shit you not. You know what? Fuck the guns, those are just for show. The real kicker is when they see a masked dude walk in with a gun, and they initiate the lockdown. Then you go door to door chucking molotovs into the bunched up students. Why waste precious ammo when you can just burn them all alive for less than a dollar a Molotov bottle. That's right, all of your lives can be ended in the excruciating pain of being burned alive for less than a dollar. Damn.
Bonus points for flamethrower usage
>>671578415
You've thought about this.
>>671576464
>bunching the students up against the wall
>>671578346
Oreimo season 3, where Ruri gets bored of Kirino's bullshit and decides to become a Shinigami.
>>671578415
>when you can just burn them all alive for less than a dollar
By fire be purged!
>>671578415
Did I hear Flammenwerfer?
>>671578415
>>671578064
Yeah, he's great. Thank you very much for showing me him, never even knew the guy existed.
>>671578327
Your car sounds like a piece of shit. Sounds like it breaks once every 5 minutes. Feel like you're going to take it out back and shoot it one day.
>>671578412
Glad we feel the same about niggers, used to know a guy who just flat out hated black people. Not really a good mentality to have considering it's wrong.
>>671578415
Or just go full sandman and chuck some acid their way.
>>671578565
It's a miracle I haven't snapped after all these years and killed 500 people (average HS population)
>>671578917
The best time to hit would be in the morning, while all the students are pouring in. That, or at lunch, when they're all in the same room.
Couple grenades would do it.
>>671578415
Super Soaker + Lighter Fluid = Happy fun time
-Miho
>>671578860
No problem, that pill guy was pretty neat for me.
Unrelated to politics, but ever watch the true facts guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
>>671578917
You'll never beat the high score.
>Prove me Wrong
>>671578860
It dont fix in the back yard.
>>671579245
>>671579211
Probably also find out who's able to alert the police the fastest and put the school on alert, chloroform them and get to work.
>>671579297
Yes, I have. Funny stuff.
>>671579371
Take it out front and shoot it for your neighbors to watch if that's the case.
>>671579245
That Gif made almost made me spit out my drink.
>>671579371
I understand your pain miho-anon.
My car is a death trap. I had to bribe the guy $50 to pass inspection.
.
You people got it all wrong, the best killings are the ones where you're not even a suspect and no one irl or online even considers you to be a threat. Until it's too late
>>671579651
Hit the head office first, Knock out the principle and office staff, they're typically the ones who make any types of alerts.
Next, if you are undetected, janitor/hall monitors.
Hit teachers lounges, Then feel free to go on to cafeterias.
I know things I shouldn't.
>>671579985
>pass inspection.
What im trying to do now.
>>671579774
lol
>>671579651
Live action GTA would be fun with a wanted level.
>>671579651
Its already out front.
>>671580386
Or you can take the scientific approach and plug the outside ventilation and cycle gas through the whole building
>run out of the building
>someone lights a lighter for a smoke
>boom.jpg
>>671580531
well then bribes nigga.
craigslisting an unlicensed mechanic is also a good option.
>>671580866
I'll get a ticket for the window anyways.
>>671580531
You put that bad boy down.
>Live action GTA would be fun with a wanted level.
We'd all be dead.
>>671580861
Atago would beat the actual Highscore so easily
>>671580861
I'm taking notes, proceed.
>>671581242
Bride the cop too.
Works every time
Show some extra cleavage during for extra effect.
>>671579245
Super Soaker + blood = Aids canon
>>671581279
Fuck i just got a 3 star wanted level.
>>671581890
All you had to do was follow the dame train.
>>671580861
Wont work, the buildings are well ventilated.
Not to mention not all school buildings are 100% connected.
>>671581890
Bet you wish you didn't put your car down now. The cops are gonna get ya.
>>671581860
I have a penis.....
>>671581884
>Aids canon
Pic related to both.
>>671566831
Can a waifu be male too? :c
>>671582453
This pic is still a bit much.
>lewd
>>671582323
I can't believe I've never thought of this.
>>671582741
Of course, they're called Husbandos. My waifu is also a husbando.
>>671582315
True. Stick to the Molotov plan? I like that one the best. I love fire. It feels good to let out all of the suppressed malice and rage in the most destructive way possible. Like fire, and things that go boom. Mostly fire. Do I smell BBQ?
>>671582901
Then I choose Ezreal :3
>>671582887
Oh fuck wrong reply. I was referring to the AIDS cannon
>>671582841
>lewd
>>671583103
Nigger blood is even more dirty than we thought
Look at what i just found
27 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFCh2JJG-c
>>671582741
>:c
And yeah, they're husbandos.
>>671582841
hand-kun forgot the rules once again.
>>671583033
>:3
Wow anon.
Your taste is pretty interesting.
>>671583478
Why is my taste interesting?
>>671583478
I just let the threads I make go free range, not that big of a rules guy.
>>671583448
>I scrolled to the comments
>Fran is in there
Kek, probably one of our Fran-Anons to
>>671583033
gay
>>671584165
Very astute.
>>671583936
We've been over this. Free range is a scam.
>>671584161
Kek really? that would be funny.
>>671584161
So many Fran clones, this shit's getting weird.
>>671584340
Not my kind of range, let the waifus run free.
>>671584514
I like my school's indoor shooting range
>>671583655
I'm no one to judge what you like, I guess.
>>671583936
> not that big of a rules guy.
So, you're not really a big guy?
>>671584735
Heyo Holsts.
>>671584713
Moving targets are the best kind.
>>671584735
Heyo Cowgirl.
Fuck Hillary Clinton is like 15 miles from me right now. I better get ubering soon.
>>671584735
Waddup cowtiddies?
>>671584877
>what I like
You mean, like dick?
>>671584865
>>671584877
>>671584887
Heyomind.
>>671584961
Chamber the round now.
>>671584996
Lots of stuff.
>>671584961
Physically? Get the shotgun and sacrifice yourself for a greater America
>>671584961
She's your first customer
What do you do?
>>671584735
Moon pie
Mikoko Sakazaki
My waifu for life
>>671584295
>astute
Gay word
Umaru claimed
>>671585416
Okay
>>671585509
your taste is shit, your waifu is shit, your life is shit
fucking kill yourself
>>671585015
I meant as in
>I choose Ezreal :3
Whatever makes you happy, anon.
>>671584961
What is she doing? meaningless speeches?
>>671585126
>>671585226
>>671585241
I don't want to get black bagged. -Miho
>>671585790
I bet you feel real fucking cool anon
>>671585927
Twinks make me happy :)
>>671585932
Do it fagit.
>>671585927
>What is she doing? meaningless speeches?
Yes
>>671585932
"well we found him stabbed 60 times gagged and lock in his truck. It looks pretty clear cut"
>deemed suicide
>>671585533
J/k, Ezreal is very sexy and I'm jealous of the anon that claimed him.
Bamp
>>671572028
Nah, Mexicans are lazy as fuck, they want everything handed to them
Other brown people are better
I should know, half my family is Mexican
Only a hand full of us actually work and have jobs
Also I claim
>>671586274
>>671586251
-Miho
>>671587257
Snek tits (you)
>>671587904
Snake tits are the best tits
>>671587904
>>671588069
>>671588069
Not enough flat chesters in these threads.
You're gunna start a war with cow titties.
>>671588069
>>671588313
Flat chests are a miracle of the universe.
>Ruri.png
>>671588313
Moo
>>671584877
Not for you.
Just don't like rules.
>>671584961
Get that car working and make America great again.
>>671588295
This war is over before it even began
>>671588295
>>671588938
>>671588313
>>671588516
>>671588938
Too tired for war, make love instead.
>>671588624
Moos still won.
>>671589312
Deleting a pic to get 150 you dirty cunt. -Miho
HAHAHAHA