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keep your goats
k got my eyes peeled on this stream
I'm always late
A returned greeting to you as well, goat.
he went corrupting potion, okay.
darwin why have you deigned to post today
>>671556036
hey hold out hope man
>>671555720
Only truths served.
>>671555756
He's a generally nice guy and all, at least now that he's calmed down, but I still can't talk to him well.
>>671555860
I'm ok with not enjoying it though. I'll just play less.
>>671556020
I was wondering what kind of homosexual shenanigans Avery was up to.
>>671556048
You greeted me by my real name.
>>671555537
COURSE!?
>>671555762
Fluffy I hope
just the usual subtle hypocrisy
>>671556261
well I ain't gonna get into all that but that could be why playing with him is not so fun
he is flirting with david, like usual. they are getting married.
this poppy is getting wrecked.
anyone got a sauce on this comic?
Daily reminder that nothing that's forced can ever be right and if it doesn't come naturally, leave it!
>>671556378
I do not believe I ever learned your real name.
it's IRONY avery
>>671556601
Well, now you have.
>>671556555
notice how dyrus acknowledges how much a difference jungler intervention can make in this lane for poppy
>>671556686
s-sorry
>>671556558
What kind of advice is this?
Love? Sex? Safecracking?
>>671556723
Is that good?
>>671556853
i went to the bathroom what did i miss
>>671556533
Yeah, that pretty much sums up why I don't play with him, though the games tend to be enjoyable when he doesn't complain to me about everything.
>>671556886
I think more like the way of life in gereral.
And maybe love, that's a good one!
>>671557000
It's not really anything. Just a useless piece of information, as I'm mostly called the gote or just para.
>>671557129
he killed poppy again and now ekko is forcing him out of lane
>>671557190
yes that is generally how it goes
>>671557319
then i guess all those times i lost lane were YOUR FAULT!!
When is the wedding?
>>671557218
I see. I was under the impression you meant in the way BARRY is BRIAN SHEPARD.
Oh, oops.
Left, right, left, right, left, right.
>>671557468
Ahahah, I knew that already. I've seen his facebook profile.
>>671557530
Yes, butt!
>>671557417
that's not necessarily wrong
>>671557513
AHAHAHAHA
>>671557209
So with love just take it slow and make it right. But reckless abandon and possibly explosives elsewhere. I like your advice.
ask them, they've already decided on a nice dress for avery too
>>671557783
i feel much better about this arrangement.
>>671557660
Yes!
>>671557813
Oh I hate the explosives.
>>671557722
Zar zar!
>>671557988
How do you crack safes then?
>>671558155
By using Nokia phones that let you see exactly what you're doing.
Much too many goats.
So this is where everyone went. B)
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56d3dc3d50832
>>671557920
low-elo junglers (myself included) are not very good at determining which lanes to focus pressure on at particular stages in the game
jungle pathing in the first four minutes especially is something that takes a huge amount of experience to optimize for every situation
it depends on every character in the entire game
who do know that can get cocaine
>>671558503
darwin
I wish straight porn was more cuddly, and that the guys were always this hot.
>>671558476
start bottom come top
then get free kills! i wont even push the lane.
>>671558387
>By using Nokia phones that let you see exactly what you're doing.
Nokia phones can do anything you want them to.
>>671558387
I had always imagined them to be made of old nokia phones though
>>671558647
straight porn is false
don't believe it
tru love can only be found between two boys
>>671558155
By using a bode diagram and drawing the sounds of the safe on a logarythmic scale for all frequencies and all 360 degrees of the lock.
A sudden change in sound frequencies will tell you when you hit a right number.
Or something along these lines anyways.
>>671558744
No. Push the lane and make him commit to turret diving at level 3.
>>671558838
SCIENCE!
>>671558869
though i know this will increase the chances of him coming top to gank, i will choose to play more intelligently for myself.
>>671558765
Shame I don't own one any more.
>>671558779
The safes themselves, you mean?
>>671558805
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were being really gay, anon.
>>671558647
check out female friendly stuff. Thats always good. Lots of kissing and willy-to-mouth fun
or make your own
My cat is too cute, I can't handle it. I'll just go play some more.
>>671558923
I kinda has something right with it:
Although instead of a bode diagram I would recommend Laplace transformation of the frequencies.
Although it would be completely obsolete, since most of the safes nowadays are digital anyways.
>>671558744
that is honestly what I do in about 80% of my games since top is such an easy lane to gank usually
I have a real hard time ganking mid because it's so short and bot because it's warded 90% of the time and bot champions are generally hard to gank with escapes and peel
which is a weakness I need to work on
>>671559115
>The safes themselves, you mean?
Nokia phone safe? Has science gone too far?
>>671559163
Should I literally search 'female friendly?'
>>671559044
It is a fantastic strategy. This way you kill the laner, make him miss a wave to the turret, and you force his teleport.
Never mind the risk of getting killed.
>>671558838
Well I feel thoroughly seduced. Thank you!
>>671559115
I believe so, so that they would retain their toughness.
>>671559258
Not far enough!
DARWIN ARE YOU FINISHED EATING
>>671559350
You are most welcome!
I'm glad I can use my studies for something more than just the sole purpose of studying it.
>>671559209
You made me miss my cat...
>>671559258
Well, they're called bricks for a reason, I guess.
>>671559350
Personally, I'd like to have a safe made out of boron nitride.
>>671559350
>Not far enough!
Be careful what you wish for...
>>671559247
how do you work on something like that
>>671559346
the added bonus is avery may also die, and then i can spam laugh.
Yes.
>>671559335
yeah iirc pornhub has a category and its got the little female symbol next to it. Try stuff like passion HD too.
Or make your own.......................;)................
Dildo and cockring are not my thing, but kinda cute face.
It begins....
Anyway, how many of you have Steam? The other thread died before I could ask. D:
>>671559610
I wanna have a safe made of sodium!
I'd just pour a bucket of water on it and watch it go, right?
>>671559641
gaining experience by trying different things and seeing what works and doesn't, and also watching high-elo junglers and seeing what they do
>>671559580
So what do you study in, if you don't mind me asking?
Knowledge is a great trait!
>>671559610
Wasn't there a material recently, in the last couple of years, made in a lab that was some for of either very dense or in a tight lattice that was very strong?
>>671559615
They could make a lockbox out of them and keep everyone's heart safe.
>>671559984
I got steam.
But then you already know that.
>>671560173
>I got steam.
>But then you already know that.
Did I? Dude. Ya gotta stop blowin my mind, man.
>>671560087
wards make life easy in this game. it's pretty obvious where you'd want to put them.
>>671559984
I have Steam, sir.
>>671560017
That's kinda dangerous, don't do that.
Maybe boron carbide would be better, now that I think of it.. I think it's easier to get.
>>671560142
I'm not sure, but boron carbide and boron nitride are very tough materials, second to diamond if I recall correctly.
>>671559886
Thanks for the advice, friend.
If you're trying to gently hint that I could go out and get a girl, well, I don't think I have much of a chance. If you're flirting or something, I'm flattered...and a little excited. Though that might be all the porn.
>>671560142
I'm studying mechatronics and robotics.
Currently in the fourth semester of six needed for the bachelors degree.
After that I can do four semesters more for the master but I'm not gonna do that yet.
I'm twenty and haven't worked jack squat yet, only school and then straight to university.
I need some money. And get fucked.
And suck dick.
The money is optional.
>>671560325
Yes you did, I was the person who wrote with you in the end of the other thread.
>>671560333
But I like to see stuff go kaboom.
But then a whole safe is pretty big.
Maybe a pocked watch with something inside then.
>>671560333
>I have Steam, sir.
:D
In that case add me if you wish. Or don't. Or do!
https://steamcommunity.com/id/SentientMoon/
>>671560423
yeah nah I'm hinting at tickling your pickle all cuddly and passionately on cam on my bed.
>>671560517
>Yes you did, I was the person who wrote with you in the end of the other thread.
Why you always lyin? Quit fuckin lyin. Ooooooooooooh just quit fuckin lyin!
>>671560638
>yeah nah I'm hinting at tickling your pickle all cuddly and passionately on cam on my bed.
Watch out boys, we got a pickle tickler here....
also I need to work on picking champions for or against particular types of compositions, which includes widening the pool of champions I am comfortable on
like nidalee into a bunch of tanks/teamfighters is gonna be a bad time
>>671560329
yeah they've definitely made warding a lot easier recently, by making them more transparently available
but as far as the map goes it didn't take me too long to figure out "is it a bush -> yes -> ward it"
pinks take a bit more thought however, as do sweepers sometimes
>>671560798
But people are never wrong!
>>671560539
Added.
I'm gonna go make food now.
>>671560889
>>671560889
This one is!
will you guys be gaming
Bye, goat.
>>671560861
you're getting twice the pickley tickley satisfaction
>>671560333
At least you know it was some form of carbon seeing as I left that out. Sounds like a nice material though, I'm guessing it's difficult to work with considering its properties.
>>671560517
Robotics I understand, but what is mechatronics, apart from Mechanical Electronics?
Where would you like to go with your degree or what places are of interest to you with that?
Money helps with that, kinda. Makes it more accessible at any rate. All of it. But you need to go out and get it, that's the more difficult part.
>>671560638
Well, then I'm sad your bed's all the way over wherever it is then. I also wouldn't mind you going into more detail if you wanted.
Videogames are for squares.
we were gonna play ranked but we can play normals if you want to join
I was considering streaming because I am in that sort of mood
no, play ranked.
>>671560966
>I'm gonna go make food now.
Food? Pfft. What a luxury.
It's not like you need it to LIVE or anything.
Do it.
okay
I'll start when mordin gets on IF HE EVER DOES
>>671561267
so is the gay. Gavinas is where its at
>>671561244
Sorry bud I would but it would get mega cringey
videogames are made of squares
refrain
think about it
>>671561267
I'm an octagon, though.
Fuck off furfags
>>671561451
>no, play ranked.
LoL is a neat game. However the learning curve....
I tried it and got anally stomped, in the bad way, repeatedly.
>>671561170
>>671561223
Uh, uh, I learned about that in the first semester.
It was in case people asked me about it.
Mechatronics is the equally mixed triad between Informatics and Communication Technologies, Mechanics and Electronics!
Dunno, really.
Somewhere with robots to manage or stuff to simulate.
Maybe pneumatics/hydraulics systems to utilize or optimize or design.
Maybe something with photonics designing, like car lightings or surgeon table lightings.
There are infinite possibilities.
The fifth semester will be a internship at a company of our choosing that fits the subject.
If I like that company, maybe I'll come back there, most of the students do.
>>671561644
Uh, yup.
>>671561667
Classy.
>>671561842
You what, guv?
>>671561957
Damn right.
i will just play ranked alone myself.
okay live
>>671562021
Just the gif was ment for you!
Stop looking at the text reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
![32871ccabd996ed1493a32717ba2b371[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Q7iY2EZ.png "32871ccabd996ed1493a32717ba2b371[1]")
>>671562030
You have my condolences.
>>671562021
Dem clasy ottars
>>671561644
That's cool, I understand. Don't want to make things weirder than they already can get.
I bet you're a great cuddler.
>>671561957
>Classy.
Gentleman as fuck.
>>671561734
Do you guys play on NA?
>>671561842
Well mechatronics sounds a bit like a hashed together crash course of design then.
Otherwise the robotics sounds fun! What do you hope to build from it though?
stupid fucking pictures
Hey fags, look at spiderman!
furry is stupid as fuck
>>671562180
I blame otters. It was otters that turned me from the straight path.
I just wanted female otter art, but there's so few of that, and a lot more well-drawn males.
retarded animal thing
>>671562165
Make it more obvious in future, dammit!
>>671562180
Nuffin but the classiest for you, Nibs.
>>671562422
I will lose for you.
>>671562313
>Do you guys play on NA?
I probably did. But I quit shortly after starting because I was garbage.
>>671562389
>furry is stupid as fuck
Ye?
>>671556155
could i get the sauce on this?
>>671562192
yeah sorry pal. Also I reckon I am I like my cuddles.
>>671562420
Rekt
>>671562563
ah yus
>>671560966
Ayy Mei
>>671562313
Well I could say many things here but none will cover the truth.
I want to build a real life replica of an Ettenmoor Warg from the lord of the rings franchise.
And I want to ride into the sunset on it.
What I did once for a project was simulating some robots that take freshly made plastic cups from an injection molding machine, and stacks them into crates.
I loved both the simulating and practical trying it out on the robots we have at the university.
So I'd like to do something like that.
