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>>671527788
and then they started talking about sonic. It was like stereotypes coming true right in front of my eyes. One of them was wearing cargo pants, a metal band t shirt and those new balance autism shoes
>>671527846
i wasn't really weird i just didnt make fun of them or anything. I just nodded and tried to change topics when it started getting weird
>>671527865
at least he did like 90% of the group project so i cant complain
Oh okay this works too.
10% fgt reporting in
>>671527973
Louisiana, half cajun!
>>671528070
you know, i honestly didnt think it was that real.
what's wrong with cargo pants though
>>671528080
so what, no dinner or a movie?
>>671528125
i think you meant 100%
>>671528070
I bet he would do a bunch of other stuff for you to if you were his friend.
Anyone know the name of that gfur comic where that blonde crossdresser wearing a white dress goes back to his home town and ends up getting it in the butt by his old boss?
>>671527434
That's the plan
well I'm feeling a bit better now, thanks anon
but I'll be off I gotta get back to work
see yah around
>>671528205
Sorry, but you're certified cray cray.
RIP
>>671528323
yes
>>671528249
I don't want to see anything in theaters right now.
>>671528323
Cross Busted?
>>671528249
aren't cargo pants like not stylish
>>671528276
he's not my type
>>671528377
Umm if enjoying good food, sucking dick, and playing video games makes me crazy... Then just kill me now...
>>671528407
Yeah thats it. thanks
MAKE AMERICA GFUR AGAIN. - Trump 2015
>>671528249
Nah, I'm 10% furry. I'm full fgt though.
>>671528407
fine, be like that
>>671528484
i dunno, they're
>>671528522
>sucking dick
>>671528484
He doesn't have to be your type to do your homework for you. You could milk this thing.
>>671528617
I'm sorry things didn't work out.
>>671528572
I would sit on that campaign
>>671528641
Sadly i have no qt to suck dick for.... So im inviting myself to the self loathing club
>>671528610
>10% fgt
that means 10% faggot
you're at least 76.3453% furry
>>671528704
it's okay, it happens.
but its YOUR fault
>>671528704
i'd feel bad. I felt bad about the group project thing too but when we met up he had already done all the work so we just started talking about random stuff
>>671528522
I haven't the slightest idea how people live in those states TBH. North Carolina in a bigger city us bad enough.
>>671527915
Ayy lmao
>>671528805
I should hope so.
>>671528835
If you really felt bad you'd make a Sonic OC so that you could have a conversation about his interests.
>>671528572
>MAKE AMERICA GFUR AGAIN. - Trump 2015
That's an america I want to live in.
>>671528846
We are super polite down here, just don't ostracize yourself by being 100% flamming faggot
But like i said, people are super polite no joke, some aren't but w/e...
>>671528522
That's not crazy. That's living the goddamn life!
>>671529064
>>671528572
Yeah, but Trump isn't exactly consistent in the things he endorses
So are you guys just sharing porn or also using a NameSync system to hold a small community and use this as a form of chat room?
>>671528805
As much as I'd like to like full on furry porn (a lot of it I like other than it's furry), 10% is as far as I find attractive. Don't get me wrong, I fucking love 10% but anything more and its meh for me. ;_;
>>671527915
goodbye
>>671529341
Going to assume we're all just faggots posting gay porn.
>>671529341
I'm anon, personally. I know some guys use NameSync.
>>671529054
I can do that without presenting some sonic OC though
>>671529341
Some use namesync, but they're avatarfags and should get the fuck out. They should start an irc channel or something.
I deleted my 95GB gfur collection a while ago and right now I'm just here to build it up again.
>>671529241
Ty, now bring your dick down here so i can fight you in melee
>>671529502
Im a casual lurker that never post...
Call me Panda
>>671529553
But then somebody else might make the Sonic OC that you chose not to make and copyright it. Then you'd really be sunk.
>>671529619
Wasn't there an IRC or some similar chat room?
I wouldn't mind hanging out there. But yeah, the avatarfags need to fuck right off. Threads are for porn, first and foremost.
>>671529687
>Ty, now bring your dick down here so i can fight you in melee
Wasnt aware that today I'd be crossing swords! En Guarde!
>>671529619
There's like 5 namefags in here and 4 of them consistently post fur.
Namefag =/= avatarfag
>>671529619
95GB? Must have been full of a lot of garbage.
I always wanted to fuck a cute/sissyboy. How is it?
>>671529687
>Call me Panda
>>671529774
>There's like 5 namefags in here and 4 of them consistently post fur.
If I were on my main computer, I could fill everyone's folders.
>>671529769
No no, super smash bros melee!
Apparently there is a stereotype that peach mains are gay and i somehow fit that stereotype...
>>671529421
that's alright, you're picky. so am i most of the time
ur still a furfag doe
heh heh
>>671529713
no i wouldnt?
>>671529141
That's part of the reason I can't stand it. People are "polite" but only because they're suppose to. I'd much rather get told to fuck off than some fake smile. It's also funny how people will be all "nice" but the moment you do something they don't like you get the cold shoulder. People are so concerned about being "nice" that being any sort of honestly is beneath 10 layers of bullshit.
And meh, I'm pretty far in the closet. I act normal in public. Even if I came out as being bi I'd still never act like somecflaming fgt.
>>671529959
marry me
>>671528846
Where in NC?
>>671529774
There's at least one avatarfag and all he does is post some kind of retarded sheep. I haven't been to these threads in a while so maybe he's gone now.
>>671529855
Like stuff on your penis probably.
>>671529902
Somehow I get the feeling you aren't taking this whole Sonic original character thing as seriously as you should be.
Best exercise for cutting belly fat? Im 6'0 260, most if my weight is in the front and down into my hips.
Switched to drinking only water, eating mostly lean meats (chicken and fish) and more greens (I really like Brussels and those long green beans from the fresh market area) . Also spinach and kale go decent with omelets, but I know this isn't enough without proper exercise.
>>671529878
Help me forget my old life
>>671529959
Welcome to city life, where you can yell at each other in traffic, or at least try to be nice... I like trying to be nice, then other people's grandma's give you money for being sweet
i am surprised there are less asriel ocs
>>671529855
>I need a flat-chested girl with a strap-on
Straight as fuck.
>>671529959
>I'd much rather get told to fuck off than some fake smile.
Sounds pretty fuckin' stupid to me.
>It's also funny how people will be all "nice" but the moment you do something they don't like you get the cold shoulder.
How is that funny? That's a pretty sensible and honest reaction to somebody who does stuff you don't like.
>>671530050
Parafirk is not gone. Not yet anyway.
>>671530210
>Best exercise for cutting belly fat
Cardio. Just plain cardio. Lifting is good too, but that will build muscle mass.
The idea of targeted weight loss (ie, I want to lose my belly fat!) is a myth, it doesn't work. Cardio keeps your heart rate high, which burns calories. You lose weight when your calories out is greater than calories in.
>>671530210
Walking. And lots of it.
>>671530036
L-l-lewd
>>671530049
Fuck it, it's the Charlotte area.
>>671530276
>Help me forget my old life
I am responsibile for the exact opposite, though.
>>671530120
its not that important really
im sure he loves me for who I am and not my sonic OC'S
>>671530487
>L-l-lewd
Things are getting... kinky.
>all this talk about Sonic OC
Ken Penders, plz go.
Wait, what are you doing fucking around on 4chan, that Lara-su Chronicle's not gonna write itself.
>>671530339
The fandom is still young.
>>671530547
I wouldn't be similarly confident.
>>671530501
Just keep sending dick pics this way and we will both be happy!
>>671530487
Marrying someone isn't lewd, pounding someone's ass until they cant walk is lewd
>>671530050
I was talking about THIS THREAD.
The namefag that isn't posting fur is
>>671529553
>>671528835
>>671528484
>>671528070
But even he posts fur (>>671529902)
There's quite a few avatar fags that have been around. I haven't seen most of them lately, but even the namefags get annoyed by avatars. So please, don't group us together next time. There is a distinction
>>671530642
Undertale bulldozed through like holy shit. Was a unique and amusing game tho.
>>671530642
you didn't get to experience my charm on a personal IRL level though
>>671530386
Gotcha. Guess I just need to stay at it then
>tfw just want to be this cute
>>671530642
i intend to claim coldsteel dreemurr.
>>671530673
I've only ever shared them with two people, and I'd like to keep it that way.
>>671530487
Oh OK. Coast here (in VA currently though)
It's so hot today, I'm melting.
>>671530803
You'll get there. It takes time. Just watch your caloric intake. The average human burns, on average, 2000 calories a day, so if you get a good workout and keep your intake under 2k, you will lose weight. How much and how quickly depends on how much under 2k calories you are.
>>671530553
Nothing is as lewd as planning on spending your life together with someone.
>>671530673
That's the joke.
I'm realizing I dont know how to use this 4chan X and NameSync shit. What even
>>671530949
source?
>>671530882
but what if i became that special someone...
think about it i could be your lil southern boy!
>>671528846
>bigger city in NC
As a tarheel myself that narrows it down to
Charlotte
Asheville
Winston Salem
Greensboro
Durham
Raleigh/Cary
Greenville
Wilmington
>>671530768
Never played it. Probably never will.
>>671530787
I think I got the gist of it.
>>671530856
You can have him.
>>671530882
Mom and pop?
>>671530673
>Marrying someone isn't lewd, pounding someone's ass until they cant walk is lewd
Yea, that is prettttty lewd.
>>671531002
The sun, obviously?
>>671531152
Oh shit nigga
>>671530949
It's super nice out today, and getting nicer all the time. I can't wait to sleep through it.
>>671530978
What particular facet are you struggling with
>>671530978
you seem to be doing it just fine.
>>671531113
you should play it.
>>671531002
Mediaviolence on deviantart I guess
>>671531280
what the fuck kaybe
>>671531280
>What particular facet are you struggling with
4Chan X only has about 50,000 settings. But I think I figured them out and holy fuck does it make the website easier.
>>671530918
Living on the coast is awesome. No nosebleeds from dry air. The ocean evens out the day and night temps. Fresh seafood. I miss it. ;_;
>>671531077
I'm in the Charlotte area.
>>671531321
I don't really want to.
>>671531413
The line for the bathroom was too long, sometimes you've got to help a bro out.
>>671531462
Yeah it's kinda handy.
Also, go devils, go. *hides*
>>671531012
Nah m8, not looking for someone right now.
>>671531113
I'd rather not have them see them. Even though they know about my sexuality and accept it, they still don't like it, so I shouldn't poke the bull.
>>671531413
Sometimes life just gives you a shit burrito. You know what you do with it? You eat it. You never turns down life's shit burrito, even if it tastes like shit.
>>671531280
That image is terrifying.
I have 4chanX and NS installed, I have the little NS icon in the top right, says it's enabled for /b/. Names still don't show up. I don't even.
>>671531631
scat is shit
shit is gross
that gross shit is scat
This thread needs more sergals. Someone get some queer sergals up in here.
>>671531560
Eh, at least it's not a woman...
>>671531631
I'd give it to someone else thank you.
>>671531626
More of a getting poked by the bull kind of guy, eh?
>>671531771
A reinstall is very easy and fixes the problem more often than not.
>>671530959
Never did the calorie counting but maybe I should start :/
>>671531771
Yea, it takes a little bit of fiddling. Mine seems to be working now, try refreshing the page.
>>671531936
You could also grow a foot taller without gaining any weight, I hear that really thins you out.
>>671531899
>reinstall
Alright, I'll try that later. Chrome needs a restart anyways.
>>671531936
You don't have to go crazy with it. You can get a pretty rough idea what a meal's caloric count is and that should do. It's not gonna kill you if you're at 1900 but it's really 2000, you just need to know if you're at 1000, 1500, 2000, etc.
>>671531513
Humidity and mosquitoes are killer though. But I do miss the seafood
>>671531899
I'm rather flexible, to be honest. Male, female, top, bottom, sub, dom.. doesn't matter
>>671532145
>Male, female, top, bottom, sub, dom.. doesn't matter
If it moves, I'll fuck it.
>>671532145
As long as you can sexually degrade it with your genitals, you're in there.
>>671532236
You got more of this, i came with the force of a thousand suns
>>671532109
Good to hear. I also signed up with a trainer at the school gymn but he hasn't emailed me :(
>>671532274
>>671532282
There is a preference of being the sub to a male, but it's not like it's the only thing that would satisfy me.
>>671532428
Fucking A. You packing a Planetcracker?
>>671532236
whom here GA?
>>671531513
NC is opening up little by little to alternative lifestyles, but we're still in the Bible belt so I understand why being bi can be shunned.
>>671532433
They probably deal with a lot of junk, if he doesn't get back to you it's easy enough to follow up.
>>671532124
Yeah. When I'm originally from is huge on fish and grits. Damn, I'd kill for some now. Then when it's shrimp season. *starts drooling*
>>671532236
Absolute disgust.
I'm gonna play that horror game KHOLAT now, thanks for giving me a reason to leave.
>>671532236
What's going on in the second and third panel?
>>671532746
>fish and grits
Whaaaatttt???
>>671532576
what?
>>671533008
Penis pump to force a erection
>>671533032
Its a thing, personally i prefer crawfish enchiladas
>>671533133
nice dubs
>>671532694
Most of the time the cities are a lot better. Hell... Just look at Chapel Hill. The main thing I'm worried about is my parents which at this point will never change. I figure I'll be quiet unless I get a serious BF or something. If I never do and end up with a chick, that works too. Meh. I'd love a cock right now though. ;_;
>>671533247
>crawfish enchiladas
I've lived in some strange places in the US and eaten some weird shit, but I cannot do fuckin crawfish. Nopenopenopenope
>>671533032
Fried fish and grits. One if the best meals know to man.
>>671533303
Get yourself a dildo. It'll help get over the time until you find someone.
>>671533549
>Fried fish and grits. One if the best meals know to man.
Well I like fish, and I like grits. So maybe together they're probably fantastic. Here in TX fried catfish is a wonderful dish. Mmmmm.
Gay
>>671533303
>Meh. I'd love a cock right now though. ;_;
Wouldn't we all man, wouldn't we all?
>>671533614
*coughs* I'd never own one of those.
>>671533498
they're so cute
ever see live crawfish for sale?you put your hand over them and they raise their claws
Back off Imma pinch you!
>>671533711
Quit making me hungry. ;_;
>>671533851
Wow man, you're fucking ghey.
>>671534097
Thanks =3
>>671533851
That's quite the collection. Naturally the foxtail...
>>671533972
And then you murder them and eat their adorable hearts! D: I don't usually put cute things in my mouth. Well... actually...
>>671533851
wich is your favorite?
>>671534307
Whatever you do though, never stop with the catboys. My collection of 228 pictures needs expanding.
>>671534066
>Quit making me hungry. ;_;
Must be nice, to feel hunger again. I'm living on a diet of pedialite and bread right now thanks to a norovirus.
I didn't kill myself.
I was merely trolling Kaybe.
>>671534331
Tail plugs are so fun though. =3
>>671534476
Eh, depends. For just wearing, the tail plug; for p spot rubbing, the glass dildo; for the getting fucked feeling either of the dildos with balls. The vibes are nice for warm up though.
>>671534843
You should.
>>671534999
>Tail plugs are so fun though. =3
I bet. Unfortunately, my collection consists of... Basically nothing except a BD penetrable. B)
>>671535123
Nah, apparently my family cares about me too much.
>>671534614
Catboys are love, catboys are life.
>>671534635
D=
*pets*
Agh, norovirus is horrible.
>>671535211
Feeling better today?
>>671535168
[jelly intensifies]
>>671530386
>>671530803
Hey, don't listen to this antifaggots lies! Targeted weight loss IS a real thing! People do it all the time, its simply working out the muscles in that area of desired weight loss. Depending on the workout you can build it as lean or tough muscle (essentially how hard) and when your body has more musculature in the area it burns fat around it faster than your overall normal fat loss.
More Muscle = More Burn
Posting a single pic for ya bros. Keep on fapping.
Remember: Every AD is a lie.
wish dat we cood turn bak time
2 dah goo dole dayze
>>671535433
>Agh, norovirus is horrible.
Indeed. Swept through my family like the the Undertale fandom through the internet.
>>671535477
No, I still feel like crap, but I'm gonna get better because I've stopped putting effort into pitying a heartless degenerate.
>>671535344
Definately.
>>671535664
Brrrrrr.
Good to see you're moving on, anyway.
>>671535627
I caught it from my sister a few months ago I think. I really hate vomiting.
>>671535517
>[jelly intensifies]
Ehhhhh, they're not all that great as they're cracked up to be. But it's alright. However you do need like, 30 gallons of lube.
nice
>>671535816
Is it tight for you too?
Damn things.
I doubt I'll buy another of their penetrables.
>>671535768
Well, feeling majorly depressed from a nervous breakdown is quite unpleasant. Especially when you're putting hope into someone who is ultimately useless.
>>671535945
>Is it tight for you too?
Damn things.
Eh, it's snug enough, I'm just really sensitive and don't enjoy silicone too much. Hence the gallons of lube.
i bet this guy smells real good
>>671536053
Of course. Making one person a lynchpin on your mental state and well-being isn't a good position to get into in the first place, though.
That's a lot of pressure for anyone.
>>671536175
Yeah, I always have to use a load of lube with mine too, so I don't bother with it that often.
>>671535816
I've wanted a seadragon one for a while but spending that much on a dildo sort of seems... I dunno.
>>671535211
Your family doesn't give a fuck about you.
They just can't handle the guilt of it being their fault you saved yourself from their abuse.
>st80 hunks
Mr. Spdrman plz
>>671536707
I hear ya. I mean, they're typically excellent quality, and I want one or more of them, but all my money goes into my car as of late. I can't afford no goddamn 140$ dildoes!
>>671535945
here u go
>>671536410
Eh, I guess you can't change me.
>>671536725
You're so imaginative.
>>671537124
Aw yussss.
>>671537124
Awwwwww shit nigga, muthafuckin otters.
I remember Dotter.
>>671537250
Dotters are pretty cute.
so are cats
>>671537352
Fuck yea, ottersarecool
>>671537385
Hey there.
>>671537412
Cats are great too, yep.
>>671537412
>can identify all of those
>is a fucking weeb at heart
Miyazakis movies are fantastic.
>>671537550
Didn't know these things were still around.
>>671537791
My otters?
I wouldn't just delete the folder! I just don't use it that often these days.
>>671537908
I mean these threads in general.
I would've bonked you over the head if you deleted those.
Sticking to one avatar because this goat is beautiful.
>>671537550
So are 'mons
>>671537754
I like you.
>>671528610
more like this please
>>671528125
g/fur is more than 10%...
>>671537908
You can't simply "delete" otter. That's probably a crime.
>>671538029
Yeah, I didn't really post in threads for a couple of months. Otherwise, I'm just on at specific times of day fitting around work etc.
>>671538043
Your dedication to the gote is noted.
Though you can say you're a hipster and got into the goats before everyone else did now.
>>671538084
Aye.
>>671538344
Yep. They were my first avatars.
not enough bambi in this thread
BoI is pretty nice too
>>671538084
Can you imagine a Kodama Cat? At the end of the hall. At night. No lights.
*click click clickclickclick*
>>671538531
And uh..
Captchas?
>>671538531
They're not even gotes, honestly. They're technically monsters. I mean, they don't even have hooves and have fangs and everything.
>>671538641
Spooky!
>>671538657
Ohhh, the glorious captchas.
>>671538783
They're right. They're pale imitators and frauds.
>>671539032
Captchas best.
'Sup wieners
>>671539262
ew
my browser committed violent suicide when I tried to open this thread
that's probably a sign
constipation :)
>>671539262
>'Sup wieners
That's Mr. Weiner to you.
>>671539402
>that's probably a sign
Yea, it means the amount of gay in here has reached critical mass. Abort, abort!
>>671539350
"ew" yourself, Anon.
>>671539402
Run while you can! There are goats in this thread.
>>671539407
Um, I didn't go to med school just so you can call me "you". That's DR. You, to you.
>>671539402
It can't handle the porn, man.
>>671535565
Targeting the building of muscles in one area is NOT the same as the removal of fat from that area, you cock mongling penis purloining butt pirate.
You work out a specific muscle it will get bigger, but your body is not going to say "Oh, he's doing crunches, better burn the fat specifically from his belly!"
>>671539262
demosu
>>671539690
the only thing ew besides yourself
is that haircut
>>671539690
>Um, I didn't go to med school just so you can call me "you". That's DR. You, to you.
My brain is full of fuck right now.
>>671539816
>demosu
>osu
Do not relate me with that terrible, awful, horrible game.
>>671539874
I'm a trend-setter. You'll see; it'll catch on with the masses. Eventually.
>>671539880
It makes sense, trust me, I have a PhD.
>>671540146
>It makes sense, trust me, I have a PhD.
Pretty hard Dick?
>>671539669
Would you abort a fountain of money?
>>671539690
jesus christ how horrifying!
>>671539726
well it's just gonna have to deal with it.
