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Kill yourself
Then you should ban yourself because OP is a faggot
Fuckin' faggots
>>671509062
Right? They are for fucking.
>>671509292
>>671509512
>>671509856
Anyone got a hardblush account for a poor man?
>>671509967
ikr? fuck them.. (literally)
>>671510135
Can't you jsut go to the pirate bay and download all of it
>>671510452
>>671510438
Give them all your love. Full homo love.
>>671510438
>tfw you'll never been in a twink orgy
>>671510452
Being in a situation like that must be so intense and blissful. Like you just give up control and lose yourself in the orgy of sex.
>>671510872
Yeah but the moment you cum you realize that you're covered in jizz from a dozen guys you don't know, and your ass is full of aids.
>>671510628
>>671510872
Give up control and just let the pleasure wash over you.
>>671510636
that's a shame
they are awesome. great fun.
>>671511393
I've gotta lose more weight :\ I wish to be the little twink
>>671511484
do it
its fun
>>671511043
The Idea I think is to find a group of clean guys where everyone is clean and go nuts. being covered in jizz from a dozen guys and an ass full of (aids-free) cum sounds delightful.
>>671511535
Working on it! Already down like 5 pounds :D
>>671511179
>>671511560
I'll be the first name on that list.
>>671511560
yea its great and stuff but just because someone says they are clean doesn't mean they are
its gotta be people you really trust
>>671511638
bost bictures :DDDDDDDDD
>>671511560
Yeah I'll concede that sounds pretty amazing
I wish I was a guy
I would fuck so many twinks till their asses bleed
>>671511931
you can still do.....with a strap on .
It's fun
>>671511696
>>671511931
That's what strap-ons are for.
>>671512050
I will consider that
>>671511809
>bost bictures
AHAHAHAHAHA NOPE
Still fat :(
>>671511931
Marry me? You have no idea how hot a woman with a strapon is <3
>>671512212
rip then
you got any slutty clothes yet tho?
you should get some. so fun to wear even if you haven't reached your goal of twinkness yet
>>671512091
there are even double strap ons ....like this.
Pleasure for you and pleasure for him.
I can guarantee
>>671511638
>>671511484
>tfw twink bod (50 kg on a regular day) but want to be bigger
You guys are so gay, I bet you haven't even cum to dicks yet, homos.
>>671512072
>>671512300
Nah, one pair of panties. My ex-fiancee really freaked out and make me feel like shit for liking to dress up, so I kinda threw everything away shortly after. She was a bitch anyways.
>>671512407
B-but I-I'm not gay... I-I just like penis...
>>671512484
>>671512543
I bet you kiss hot girls for pay, fucking gayest cunt.
>>671512543
yea fuck that shit
get a bf instead
nobody needs these retarded ass bitches
>>671512557
>>671512407
post pics to prove it, faggot
>>671512543
what a bitch. That was one insecure cunt . Thank god it's your ex now
>>671508324
A mouse getting fucked, still gay.
>>671512706
Pubes as fuck though.
Looking for sauce of this gif
Mfw that kind of threads turns me on so bad.
Mfw too tall to ever get fucked till I pass
Mfw too shy anyways
Feelsbadman
>>671512621
>you kiss hot girls for pay
Holy shit I wish.
>>671512662
>get a bf instead
I know it's stupid as hell, but I feel so socially insecure I don't know that I can. Like it wouldn't be fair to that guy, none of my friends or family know I'm bi, and I just don't know that I can ask some dude to be with me like that :<
>>671512716
To say she was insecure is like saying the Atlantic ocean is "damp".
The first fetish I ever shared with her was my love of pegging. Now I tried, and I'm honest in this, to explain that pegging is extra hot *BECAUSE* it's a girl with a strapon. I can't explain why, but I fuckin' love it. Still, any time it got brought up, she would inevitably freak out and start worrying that one day I'd leave her and go "be one with the gay".
She was all kinds of fucked up. Still is probably. I haven't spoken to her in over a year, and if I can help it, never will.
who here isn't gay but want to get fucked in the ass by a female ....
I find that really hotter than 2 males
>>671512778
i dont care. post.
>>671512667
>>671512850
Just gotta show the right person how much of a slutty bottom you are, it'll work out
>>671512850
>too tall
that isn't a thing
im 6'2 and people cant keep their hands off me. i gotta beat them with sticks to make them go away
>>671512936
yea you can just yolo it and you will figure out how to gay properly. a lot of guys find being shy really cute
you won't make any progress sitting around doing nothing. go get bf
>>671513060
I'm 6'6 and like 165lbs
I'm super insecure and shy anyways
I really want to be bot tho, I cant see myself topping another guy but I dont think anyone would think about topping someone that tall
>>671512975
Not great quality.
>>671513060
>you won't make any progress sitting around doing nothing. go get bf
Yeah, I've always figured that when the time comes I'll tell everyone, or just let them figure it out for themselves when I have someone worth making that leap socially. I know my family is gonna react poorly regardless, but fuck them, bunch of hyper-conservative assholes anyways (I love em, but damn, a little bit of them goes a long way). It's my friends I'm really worried about. I don't think they'd ditch me or anything, but we all make really sexual jokes and shit, there's nothing more to it for me or them, but I would hate to lose that. Oh well.
Regardless, I am gonna focus on loosing weight first. I'm starting out at around 235-ish pounds on a 6' tall body. Granted - and I'm not making excuses here - I am really stocky, so I "wear it well", but still, I feel fat, I'm definitely not healthy. Want to fix that first before I get in another relationship regardless. Still down to about 230 already! Sub-200 is my goal!
>>671512662
I've had both and be warned, guys can be just as bad as girls. I dated this one sissy that was such a drama queen. Only lasted 3 months coz the sex was incredible. To this day I don't know how he managed to have his ass completely clean, shaven smoothe and ready 100% of the time for the entire relationship. was great.
>>671512936
This is what i'm sayng , she was just insecure.
Males who like to get fucked in the ass by females aren't exactly gay.
The thing is your G_spot is in the ass , so i understand that it must feel really good.
My husband and i tryed something like that , but i think i like it even more then he does.
We still haven't got to the strap-on part (we are still working out the fingers) , but i'm working on it.
I think he's a little bit uncomfortble , because he sees that i see that he is enjoyng it really bad.
He even can't cum now without my fingers up his ass
>>671513032
>>671513404
MOAR
>>671513032
Wish I could find someone
>>671513375
don't worry about it fam
just work on your body so it matches how tall you are.
id top a cute tall guy if he would do it back
>>671513432
well good luck fam
don't be too worried about your family tho
they will probably be cool with it
>>671513440
yea some guys are just as bad but they seem to luckily be kinda rare
where as crazy ass bitches are common as hell
>>671513803
I litterally cant gain any weight and I just want to be an ass slut, I really don't find topping hot
>>671513719
>>671513800
Just gotta get out there and take some chances. Hell, if it were possible I'd bet half the people in this thread would happily pound your ass.
>>671513645
That's hot.
Also yeah, her concept of sexuality was severely distorted and I often times wondered if her own sexuality wasn't questionable. Not that I thought she was a lesbian, but I don't think she ever really "worked through it", y'know?
Anyways, point being, I tried so hard to explain that I'm attracted mostly to whoever I'm with, guy or girl, and I'm a very monogamous guy anyways, blah blah. She wouldn't hear it, I liked wearing panties and getting fucked (by HER) once in a while, I must be a repressed gay.
>>671513803
>don't be too worried about your family tho
I'm actually not. It's stressful, but I don't ultimately care. If they don't want to talk to me again, their fucking loss. It really is more my friends and professional life that I'm concerned about it affecting.
Also, unrelated note, I'm finally organizing my porn into sfur, gfur, and hfur folders. Based on the total number of pictures and percentages of each folder, I'll have a mathematical calculation for how gay I am.
>>671513971
kek .......i would
>>671513787
I'm not going to satisfy your gay lust...
Okay one more.
>>671514062
why not :(
you are amazing
>>671513887
yea good for you but its not good to "only be bottom"
you will probably have a better relationship if you understand that sometimes you should top too
most of the guys i see that are top only are fucking dicks.
0/10 would not date. all the good guys are switch
>>671513997
why would your friends care tho?
if they are really your friends...
and tbh you don't have to tell anyone anyway
none of their biznes fam
>>671513971
I'm really shy and awkward and I'm a NEET since september, I don't have any irl friends and all the people I know are living abroad
>>671513997
kek.....there is no calculation , how gay are you.
YOU ARE NOT GAY.
You my friend are bi sex
>>671514062
Bonds.... Australian?
>>671513971
>>671514130
We're in the same boat, though I've been a NEET for quite a while longer. Don't give up though, you'll find what you need.
>>671514115
Well I kind of have a small dong so I dont feel good about using it
>>671514036
You don't live in paris do you ?
>>671514224
Mhm
>>671514115
>why would your friends care tho?
Like I said above, it's not that I think they'd suddenly stop speaking to me or anything, but it would be shocking, and probably change the dynamic of how we interact severely which would suck. I enjoy the joking around we have, a lot of which involves sexual innuendos, and I'd hate for that to go away.
>>671514216
EXCUSE ME! It's _CURRENT_YEAR_ and I will have you know that I'm a nonbinary genderqueer woman that dresses and talks like a man! #triggered #mansplaining #starbucks
>>671511696
Sign me up too
>>671514355
where abouts?
>>671514332
NO Germany
>>671514062
is this a belly thread now tho?
>>671514332
rip
how small is small tho
mine's like just over 6 but its still pretty good dong and people like it when i use it
>>671514378
yea i get you tbh
most of my friends are chill but my closest friend actually just got all strange and really wanted to bang me
and got offended when i wouldn't
>>671508324
you should kill yourself
>>671514378
hahhahahhahahahhaha
YEAH you got me there . Sorry
But seriously dude you are bi....and it's ok more fun for you with both genders
>>671514419
Southeast QLD.
>>671514509
>my closest friend actually just got all strange and really wanted to bang me
>and got offended when i wouldn't
OH GOD I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT.
Seriously, my friends are great, but I am so not attracted to any of them, it's hilarious haha.
>>671514509
A little bit under 5 I think
>>671514503
Why does noone lives in paris
>>671514648
>you are bi
Oh I know. I think the whole thing is funny. But fuck you, I want to know the percentages of my sexuality :D
>>671514509
My gut is swollen because abs at the gym.
On a good day I'm actually flat there when lying down.
>>671514688
Yeah sorry ....i'm also on the other end of germany where is further away from France
>>671514676
yea none of my friends here are cute because I'm too much of a thug ass nigga. all my friends are criminals
>>671514688
>A little bit under 5 I think
oh boy
>>671514818
flat is pleb
a tiny bit of abs are good
i like my abs
>>671514659
I cri
Im in SA
>>671514754
You can know it without counting photos .
Just think when you masturbate do you prefer to do it when a girl bangs you or a guy .
And you will have your answer
>>671514901
I just measured it, a bit over 5 actually.
Also since everybody is posting their belly
>>671512796
It is made by Mike Inel, based on the charatcers of The amazing world of gumball.
>>671515036
I think you guys are taking it way more seriously than I am.
>>671514901
>I'm too much of a thug ass nigga
I'm about as thug as... uhh... someone who isn't a thug
>>671515089
Ayyy forgot pic I suck
>>671514934
>colder weather on average all year round
Jealous af.
>>671513887
Eat more to gain weight, exercise to build muscle so it all just doesn't turn into fat.
>>671511931
...*sigh*
You know the deal... TOGTFO
I dont think I'm gay, I've been straight all my life. However last night I got hard looking at this pic, I fapped to it, I came a gallon to it. I jizzed at the site of watching 2 dicks being rubbed together. I don't even know what to think anymore
Where are you fags when I need them huge dick bi guy here I need a twink :(
>>671515259
I really try to eat as much as I can, alot of junk food and stuff, can't gain any weight, zero
>>671515183
You are right .....you know what fuck or be fucked by whom you like .
I just wish you a better parther next time .
Adios Bitches
>>671512796
Look for manyakisart on tumblr
He made it
>>671515281
Don't overthink it, sexuality is fluid (and no, I'm not going all tumblrina nonsense here), you can be straight and like some gay porn.
Or maybe you're a full blown fag in denial, who knows?
>>671515428
Thanks dude, love you~
>>671515281
>judging sexuality on a binge sesh to an adorable femboy
What are you, gay?
>>671515372
Eat real food. I bet you don't eat as much as you think. It's harder for us tall guys to put on a lot of mass too though. I have to eat like a fucking animal, like 3000 calories to get bigger.
>>671515227
Thanks fam, a bit too dry at times tho
>>671515372
That's so me.
>>671515639
>tfw eat 3500+ to get bigger and I barely hit that amount each time
I feel your pain anon
Rikki is the best <3
>>671516031
It's awful. Eating is like a full time job.
>>671515645
>>671515639
I tried to eat healthy food only too I just can't, I don't know why....
I can't gain weight, I can't have seks, I can't do anything lol
>>671516072
Would cum to. Too late.
>>671515605
Being straight and liking gay porn. Interesting theory. Even though I came to that pic and thought it was really hot at the time, I still love women and I of course fap to straight porn all time, I'd get a boner from female contact, male contact would be instant bonerkill and I'd push him away
>>671516194
You can stop feeling bad for yourself. Count your calories with a food scale and a calorie tracking app and start lifting weights. You will get bigger.
You can do it.
>>671516197
Don't think of it as liking gay porn. You like fucking. We all like fucking. And we might get turned on looking at things that, in real life, wouldn't actually appeal to us.
Think of it this way. Most women have a rape fantasy, right? And that's not really unusual. But I seriously doubt many (if any) of those women *actually* want to be raped, right?
So you are straight, but you have gay fantasies. What's wrong with that?
Or, like I said, you secretly crave cock. I mean, I'd vote for that, but your call.
>>671516178
>6'4"
>183 lbs
>nom all the food
Went on an intensive mountain bike ride yesterday, couldn't stop eating afterword.
I hate doing intensive weight lifting, every time I never eat enough and feel fatigued and constantly hungry the day after.
>>671512662
Omg are you that /bst/-guy from /g/ around few weeks ago? With the socks and neckband and all?
>>671516475
Your right about fantasies I guess, but the only cock I crave is my own. You've helped me make more sense of this thanks
>>671516586
ofc
im a regular
>>671516586
Yeah it's probably him. See him on here regularly.
>>671516513
Hahaha! I ride too, it's the best. But lifting is the only way to put on muscle mass.
>>671516706
Sure thing. Sexuality is confusing. Don't sweat it, like what you like, the other pieces fall into place over time.
>>671516178
I know, and it's not that I mind being lean
but even if you eat enough it takes a long time for your muscles to actually develop
it's a long journey ahead
Am i the only fag here that finds furry porn disgusting
>>671516811
Yup
But yeah I just hate doing heavy insetive weight lifting. The amount I need to eat is just straight up ridiculous.
>>671516820
>tfw 2016
One of my male friends is in a relationship with another guy, and I think they're such a cute couple. I can't imagine it being the 20th century, looking at that and thinking how gross it is, it just isn't.
>>671517165
>Am i the only fag here that finds furry porn disgusting
>in a furry thread
Gonna go with yes.
ur kewt tho
>>671516513
What's worse is that bikes for us tall guys all look ridiculous too.
>>671517016
Yup. Takes time and what's infuriating is how bad I just want to get there NOW
>>671517190
Yeah, it's work bud. That's what you need to do. Do it or don't
post heels
>>671514688
>terrorist attack on your doorstep
>People immediately disperse
>kek
>>671517165
Am I the only furry here that finds fag porn disgusting
Gotta take care of some stuff, later guys.
Paris bro, EAT MORE! LIFT WEIGHTS!
>>671517926
Aight ok I'll give you that one lol.
But what would you have said a year ago before the first attacks ?
Curious to find out how dating a guy would be like. I'm a sub so...
>>671518306
Seems like it would be fun. I'd rather be dom or equal.
>>671518306
me too
how do you acquire a bf?
Where are the normal ones located?
>>671518188
There could not possibly be a gayer pic than this
>>671518581
In your imagination. Or taken.
I cry.
>>671518306
Yup, kinda want to date a guy. I'm a switch, does that make me more marketable? :P
>>671518189
Overly romanticised tbqh
>>671518685
that makes me want to hang myself
lmao
>>671518456
But I've got so many issues to make this work. How does one even find guys around here and make them notice you're up for dates/cuddles if you're stupidly shy for this?
>>671518785
You've always got 4chan fam, don't do it.
>>671508324
And throw them into the gas chambers.
>>671518785
Welcome to faggotry! Full of depression and self loathing.
...at least, for me. That's everyone else too, right?
>>671518698
It definitely does.
My switch gets flipped way too easily so I just melt immediately and cave in to being a sub.
>>671518904
Online dating, babe.
>>671518904
>walk into gay bar dressed at cute as possible
>cradle gayest drink ever and act shy as fuck, get approached
>don't just go for the fuck, actually talk
Fuck this is unrealistic.
>>671518914
>>671518935
ive got qt southern qld bf to romanticize in my imagination now, cause of this thread
ill be alright lads
>>671519056
B-but, catfish and the lack of physical interactions just make me feel down.
>>671519146
Very, but its a start so I guess I'll look into that.
Now, how am I gonna look cute pffft
>>671519206
Oh, fam, my heart is fluttering. Cute.
>>671519348
>B-but, catfish and the lack of physical interactions just make me feel down.
I don't get the catfish reference. Is there an actual joke there?
Also, and this is advice for online dating in general, MEET THE PERSON AS SOON AS (safely) POSSIBLE. Don't spend weeks going back and forth with messages. Why? Because even if the person you're talking to is 100% honest and genuine about who they are, you're still forming a mental image in your head of how they look, act, talk, and their mannerisms. And that might (most likely, actually) not be how they actually are. So you're setting yourself up to be disappointed the longer you spend online. Use online dating sites to get introduced to someone, not to get to know them!
>>671519206
>ive got qt southern qld bf to romanticize in my imagination now
Are you in the south? Because that's your best bet. Get out of the damn south.
>>671519788
Kill them before they lay chocolate eggs.
>>671519400
oh, y-youre still here *-*
>>671519639
Nah this is Australia we're talking about
I don't live in Alabama xD
WE WUZ KHANGZ
>>671519788
https://youtu.be/utRySAAdHC4
>>671519980
>Nah this is Australia
Oh fuck, way different south, haha.
Also I love the fact that "the south" is such a recognized term that even people in Australia are like "Yeah fuck those rednecks".
>>671519980
It's 2:30am, I'm sorry, I have to sleep now.
Sweet dreams.
>>671520238
g-good night
was nice speaking with you
>>671518306
Same.
God damn this thread is making me feel lonely again
>tfw no bf
kill me /b/
>>671520650
>tfw I feel the same way so my feel is the same as your feel
Come cuddle me? ;_;
>>671520776
Cuddles are fine, but only real ones :v
>>671520650
most of us know the feel
>>671520776
I would love too~
but you're probably too far away
every nice guy I meet online is too far away from where I live
>>671521032
This is a curse that most of us have been condemned to
At least we have each other
>>671521013
>only real ones
Yup, I can't argue that.
>>671521032
too far away from where I live
Been my experience too :P
cockwizard smells teehee
spank dat ass!
Anyone? Or are we all just sobbing in a corner being lonely?
>>671521087
>>671521175
I guess, but even so I live almost desolated from everyone I meet and finding a guy here is almost impossible
>at least we have each other
At least yeah, I'd probably feel worse if that wasn't the case
>>671521280
he's pretty gay fam
>>671521280
i do smell
of roses
>>671521662
Where you from? You can't be _that_ far away from everyone?
>>671521643
>are we all just sobbing in a corner being lonely?
I think so, at least that's what I'm doing
how are you doing?
>>671521869
In the middle of the Caribbean, specifically the Cayman Islands
>>671521869
Oh but we are. I stay in that slab of land beside Singapore.
>>671521808
orly
>>671522107
>how are you doing?
Not bad. Organizing my porn :D
>the Cayman Islands
I went there when I was a lot younger! Beautiful place. I'm jealous of your location, but dating prospects are slim, I can understand.
>>671522206
>beside Singapore
Damn, all of this is very contrary to my belief that everyone on the internet is American :P
>>671522255
yes
sometimes i smell of lube though
but mostly roses or petrol
>>671522391
why petrol
>>671522699
im a mechanicfag
>>671522384
Yeah it is very pretty, expensive as fuck to live but I manage
I just wish everyone wasn't so homophobic here
>Organizing my porn
I should do that, but I keep putting it off and the folder just keeps getting bigger and bigger
>>671522766
What kind of wrenching do you do? Cars? Trucks? Construction equipment?
https://youtu.be/uVAWHYyiHew
>>671522791
Yeah, I'm just trying to break it up into gfur, hfur, sfur, and a handful of other folders.
It was everything dumped into a single folder before, shit was nuts. Finding things to post in these threads was a pain, scrolling through thumbnails to find the picture with enough cock and not vag :P
>>671522839
cars and some heavy farm machinery
>>671522958
Cars are fun. I love working on my car, don't know that I could do it for a job though. How do you enjoy it?
>>671522953
So far I just have it like that gfur, hfur, sfur etc.
I would like to break it down more but there's just too many images
>>671523172
its not bad since i enjoy fucking around with stuff but as a job all the stuff i end up doing is fucking boring
just small jobs and maintenance and shit. id much rather be doing more complicated stuff. in my spare time i do badass shit and engine swaps and stuff. but yea. doing it as a job is fuckin boring
and its cringe as fuck working on cars that are owned by people who have no idea how to maintain them
>>671522384
I don't sound like an Asian no matter language I speak and I used to have long hair. Miss my hair...
Oh its late I gotta get a little more sleep, thanks for company guys!
>>671516749
Do you hate Moog as much as I do?
>>671523386
Yeah, I'm just getting it to the point you're at :P
Have you considered moving away from the islands, both for cost of living and finding a love interest?
>>671523473
>its cringe as fuck working on cars that are owned by people who have no idea how to maintain them
Sounds like my coworkers. Now I make no claim to be an expert, I'm a hobbyist at best, but damn some of the shit they ask me makes me seem like a genius XD
What kind of engine swaps have you done?
>>671523558
G'nite!
>>671523673
i don't hate him
i think they are both strange and strayan. but i guess that's just how those people are
>>671523738
a bunch. a few boring ones but a few nice ones too. put a 2jz in an rx7 FC
and an ls1 in a 240sx
fun shit.
>>671524096
Well as a 'strayan I find him utterly intolerable. He tries so hard to be funny
>>671524096
Holy shit an LS1 in a S chassis would be amazing. But an RX7 without triangles just seems sacrilegious.
I really want to buy an older 60's 4 door (Buick LeSabre, Impala, etc) and drop an LS1 into it. Not necessarily for power, just for fuel injection and fun. Would make an awesome cruiser.
>>671524385
he doesn't try that hard
>>671524399
it was blown anyway. and it was its third new rotary, got pissed and put a 2j in there instead. was a fucking beast. until it got crushed
>I really want to buy an older 60's 4 door (Buick LeSabre, Impala, etc) and drop an LS1 into it.
that would be legit. tfw no car now. and when i can afford one again im gonna be stuck with something tiny and aids.
This thread is filled with lonely gay feels. :( Oh internet.
>>671524096
>2jz in an RX7
>wat
>>671524751
>that would be legit
There's actually a '69 Belaire on Craigslist nearby for $2k, it runs well, but high mileage and the body is in rough shape. I'm hoping they drop it some and I might go look at it. Even though I have no money. I'm irresponsible :P
>>671524781
>lonely gay feels
Isn't that every gfur thread?
>you will never look girly since you're naturally chubby and rather tall
>>671523738
I have considered moving and I probably will since i need to finish my degree elsewhere
I haven't thought about moving for a love interest but it's definitely on my mind when I move
But even still this place is my home, so i probably will come back one day
>>671525012
yea be careful. make sure its not rotted out
>Even though I have no money. I'm irresponsible :P
me too
>>671525099
ha rekt
>>671525012
If we all just had some dick, wouldn't life be fantastic? B)
>>671525119
>since i need to finish my degree elsewhere
Well get a good job and you can buy a vacation house in the Cayman Islands and live elsewhere :D
>>671525150
>make sure its not rotted out
That's my biggest concern. The body is rough, but I kinda like the ratty look (I would do -slightly- lowered, clear coat over the patina, Mexican blanket interior; it's cheap and I think looks cool). But if there's cancer I can't do it. I know how to weld, but actual body work is a bit above and beyond my skill level.
I'll swap motors all day long, I don't fuck with bodywork.
>>671525282
*sigh* Guess it's dildos and porn again...
We've been forcibly switched to this thread.
>>671525282
i want a relationship, not just dick
>>671525532
>*sigh* Guess it's dildos and porn again...
Same story, different day...
*cue paul anka, head on my shoulders*
>>671525664
>tfw no pic related
;_;
i want food
>>671525664
>i want a relationship, not just dick
That too. But dick is just a perk!
>>671525532
it's not that hard man
though you do need some extra tools
but hey depending on how bad it is it might be really easy to fix
just look up some guides. its not actually too complicated. especially if you don't mind the rat look and its not meant to be some full restoration
you can do it a bit rough
>>671525784
For a moment, the thumbnail looked like blood splattered everyone. What a romantic setting.
