pigeon thread
well fuck, you were serious. alright
>>671276095
topkek
>>671276562
>>671276600
>>671276644
i love you. Also, check'd
never change /b/ never change
>>671276095
I love pigeons. They are so peaceful. I've never seen a pigeon be an asshole to another pigeon.
So, where do you faggots live? Got a lot of pigeons there? I'm stuck on the Iowa/Nebraska border, so we don't have many of them here.
>>671277180
Southern California, so I see a lot of them here
>>671277180
I live in Vancouver Canada we do have a lot of pigeons here
>>671276095
The quality is fantastic on the vast majority of these. Where did you get them?
>>671277404
Many different websites. I've picked up a bunch of pictures over the years. Not all are great quality
forgot pic
>>671276095
Anyone ever had pigeons? Me and my dad had one when I was little. 10-20 rollers. They are pretty cool ass animals.
You talkin' tah me!
Freakin' bird-brains
>>671277787
No but I want one but I live in an apartment so I don't think I can have pigeons
>>671276933
That's not a pigeon you fucking faggot.
>>671277787
>Me and my dad had THEM when I was little
Ooops
I want to tame some pigeons. Like, a fucking army of pigeons. I will become Jackie, Queen of Pigeons. All shall bow before my might. How the fuck would I do this? Just leave a bunch of shit out for them and attract them or slowly amass the army one by one?
I heard in Venice pidegeons would fly on you and shit
>>671277460
Oh I like this one a lot.
>>671277592
Win thread, for sure. Wish I could contribute.
>>671277948
Watch taming videos online slot of patience is required tho
>>671277948
Step 1) Learn how to do pigeon calls
Step 2) Amass pigeon messengers to spread word of your glory and great wealth of seeds
Step 3) Fucking Pigeon Army.
>>671277787
Yeah I've had a few. I love them. Entertaining little bastards
>>671278289
>Arabian Trumpeter
doot doot
>>671278246
>>671278289
Thank you. Now the question is whether or not I can train said pigeons to attack. /b/ could perform raids outside of the internet with this army. Strap rare pepes to their legs and send them flying
>>671277877
Their coos are like a lullaby.
>>671278393
I know, they're goofy little shits, huh?
>>671278651
Yeah they are very peaceful birds
>>671276095
queer
you're awesome, pigeon picture guy
>>671278624
i couldn't think of any better way for /b/ to start raiding in a more physical sense
>>671278896
Fuck off you're the faggot. Don't you have homework to do you raging homosexual tween?
Here's a mourning dove, which is not technically a pigeon, but fuck it, I love the little coo-ing fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oNljd7R1f8
>>671277899
It is too. :(
>>671276095
pizza thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
<3 this thread
>>671278651
Dat peaceful coo =)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZA29O9ySY
Did you know that they used pigeons to guide missiles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbZB6rNLZ4
>>671279256
Ah yeah, we have those around where I live. I can't get enough of the way they sound. Always been my favorite bird call.
>>671279554
im bout redy to fuk ur shit up m8
>>671276095
:(
I'm the only on this thread who loves the crows?
>>671278651
my old neighbor used to have them when i was young and the coos reminded me of the first mission on hitman 2 so i always used to ask to see them.
was a cool old man too, could have easily molested me but told me old stories instead
>>671280001
yes
fuck you get out you crow-loving faggot
Contributing
>>671279256
I think Mourning Doves are pigeon enough to be in this thread. Hell, I'd let them be the avian equivalent of drummers for my army.
>It was a peaceful day
>All was calm and quiet, aside from the bustle of city life
>But then
>It happened
>It started with the coo of a mourning dove
>Followed by another
>Shortly after there was a choir of mourning doves singing their ballad of death
>A cloud of grey blotted out the sun
>Women and children cowered in fear as men attempted to bring up their weapons
>But it was too late
>The pigeons dove, shitting, pecking and carrying away all who opposed
>Some died quickly
>Others were left to suffocate in bird shit
>Others were dropped from extreme heights, left with only five seconds or so to make peace with God
>It was a shame he was already dead
>There were no survivors
>>671280018
>was a cool old man too, could have easily molested me but told me old stories instead
Well, that's a plus
>>671280221
saved
also,
>>671279488
>>671279400
>>671279177
>>671277899
>>671277877
>>671276933
>>671276644
>>671276600
this is a fucking gets thread
>>671280221
I like it.
>>671280001
I forgot to mention something. I like pigeons too.
>>671280161
no.
>>671280161
crows are coo but this is a pigeon bread, my friend
>>671280996
meant for
>>671280793
I love this thread
>>671281134
...... Alright fuck it, i'm gonna ask.
Has anyone every tried to fuck a pigeon? like legit tried to put your dick in it, or at least rubbed your dick all over it till you came? if so, tell of the experience pls.
not in my rome
>>671281562
no but I did try to photoshop tits onto this pigeon for reasons
>>671281320
>filename
kek
>>671281562
as this is /b/, this question was inevitable. still... what?
>>671281562
I've never heard of such a thing, but I'm sure it's happened. r34 and all.
>>671281562
wut
for the pope!
>>671281747
This pigeon needs arms. ASAP.
>>671281562
I mean there's that one picture of that dude who came on a sparrow...
>>671281747
>this fucking thread
your pigeon army amasses
>>671281775
>>671281873
Well, there was this guy my grandparents were friends with who had a pigeon shack of sorts. Like, he kept pigeons as a hobby. At least a hundred of them. And i used to hold them when I was a kid. When i started hitting puberty I started fantasizing about pigeons. I dunno, its fucking weird, i know. I'm not one of those furry faggots that run around in costumes, but i've legit always wanted to like. Cum on a pigeon.
EXPECT US
>>671281747
Damn, son
>>671282383
>>671282270
pigeons are still the shit
>>671276095
Speckled Jim was delectable.
>>671281562
This is why Trump is popular.
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>>671281747
Instant boner.
>>671281919
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>>671282270
This is some real fucking heresy here, fucko. Get the fuck out of this thread
>>671282360
Ayyyyy
>>671282371
You aren't like the furfags. You're worse.
>>671283054
I don't understand how that's worse. He just wants to cum on a pigeon.
>>671283054
Hey man, you all heralded that guy that came on a sparrow, what's different bout doing it to a pigeon?
>>671283429
pigeons are far more magnificent
>70 images
the delivery is real
>>671283377
>Cumming on a pigeon worse than fucking people in costumes
>>671283429
I didn't herald shit. They're both fucked up
>>671281320
I watch this mating dance frequently in the parade where I park for work. Male strutting around with neck all inflated, cooing up a storm, females keeping a good three feet of distance. Male approaches, female moves away a little. Male struts around I'm circle, female flies off. Male stands there alone for a moment, dejected. Then gives chase because goddamnit persistence pays off eventually.
>>671283739
Somebody forgot how to greentext.
>>671284071
*parkade
In WA we have some but not many. The crow population has forcefully taken their their place.
>>671280001
Move to the PNW, we have a shit ton out here.
>>671282371
Fuck, I love fetishes. They never cease to surprise me/make me laugh my ass off
who /pidgeoneater/?
>>671284071
kek. it's true, those fuckers gotta try hard for some pigeon poon
>>671285050
I've had pheasant. Not sure if it's similar. It was great.
Niggerbeak appears
I have a pet Australian Raven.
Not a pet, he's free to go where he wants but he likes us.
Brings us stuff.
>>671285002
what's your craziest fetish there, /b/rother? Surely you have something disturbing laying in the confines of your mind.
Wich is the best emulator + plugins for play Goldeneye 007 in multiplayer mode?
>>671285699
Fuck off Draco
>>671285560
What inspired you to collect pigeon pics, Opie?
>>671285756
What kind of stuff? I love ravens, they're so intelligent.
>>671285897
Rubbish mostly.
It's the thought that counts.
>>671278331
MOOODSS
>>671285829
Kek sorry guys, i'm in the wrong place.
>>671285756
I'm jelly
>>671285851
I found this pigeon with a broken leg and wing as a squab and fixed it up. and that started my love for pigeons
>>671286138
is that fucking Eminem?
>>671286597
That's pretty neat. Thanks for sharing.
>>671286246
Just give them peanuts.
Unsalted.
Do it regularly or predictably and be nice to them.
Once they trust you you're pals for life.
>>671286790
No it's a young Tobin Bell
This little guy was injured, took him in and now he's all better
>>671286790
Affirmative here's more of the coop kek
what's the difference between pigeons and doves?
btw does anyone have that pigeons about to drop an album pic?
Tbh I think pigeons are cute when they are fat and fluffy
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>>671287295
Doing gods work anon
>>671287432
Look up
>>671287688
>bread records
>>671285050
Way too cool of an animal for me to ever eat. How is it?
>>671285050
>
Peru
>>671285774
Actually, despite my years lurking the interwebs, my dirtiest fetish is chicks assholes. I lloovvee me some pooters. I don't mean scat either, just those adorable little fart knots.
Pigeons sitting outside my window in the mornings are loud as hell with their cooing.
I'm like 4 stories high and my window extrudes with a 5 meter ledge on either side.
Fat Fuckers just sit there and coo.
I tried banging on the window but they just look at me
pic/wallpaper related
>>671276095
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SaPrYrAaTCM
>dirty pigeons
>gull masterrace
>>671288918
Oh wait, I let my dog lick peanut butter off my nuts a few times when I was around 14-15, but I just chalk that up to being 14-15
>>671278331
thats an ugly pigeon
>>671287688
>>671287710
thanks man
>>671288732
GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL
>>671288732
lol pls
>>671281210
underrated post.
>>671289475
This pigeon though
>>671285264
It's bretty similar. I made a stew with pheasant and pidgeon in it once. Most game birds taste pretty similar, chicken-like but gamey.
>>671288644
p good if you can get over the fact that you're eating pidgeon.
>>671278331
wtf who would crazy glue a fucking beak on a swim cat?
chek em
jeje
>>671289180
>>671290120
Pigeon man!! Holy shit, I miss that show.
>>671278624
Awww
>>671290640
we have the superior beaks
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>>671291075
But you are pretty damn goofy looking.
gulls will fuck up your pigeons
>>671291219
nah nigga we beautiful as fuck
>>671291227
proud flight stance
We need more Pigeons in this thread.
ask a guy who races pigeons anything.
COME, GULL BRETHREN
>>671283382
Wow what a shitty nest
>>671291742
TAKE FLIGHT
Jail bird pigeon
>>671291735
Where do you get racing Pigeons?
>>671291735
How old can they get?
>>671291886
if you can't sleep on a bed of nails you ain't shit
this shit is sick
I'm calling the cops
Best birds ever.
I live next to a big outdoor transit stop. Throw old bread out the window from time to time. Swarms of pigeons are always fun.
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>>671291360
>>671292205
Is that Pigeon Park in San Juan?
>>671292205
I love sleepy pigeons
they're just so fucking cute
>>671291355
Psh, bullshit nigga, look at that giant jew beak you got.
Jew bird
>>671292248
>>671291964
I've got some that date back to 1910. The guy who had them got one pigeon for Belguim and bred it with a street pigeon from London. They bred many winners. Then he sold a paid, that guy bought them in 1917. He then moved next to a young kid in 1930's. Who got pigeons off him when he was 10. Then I got he birds from him. He died last year sadly.
>>671291966
They can live up to 28 maybe a little more but it's rare. My mate had one who died at 23. My oldest pigeon is 15 right now.
>>671292372
Yes it is. Such a cool place.
>>671292510
Found pigeon trophies