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Still open, Anonymous.

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat.
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>>671252337

Misfortune status: permanent
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hi
>>671250383
>CJ has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "20".
Will it get better?
and
When?
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>>671252345
You know, I don't think I've ever asked you to do my fortune before.. "Reisen"!
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My lappy is at it's limit with all these threads and other shit I'm trying to keep up with.

The internet is a lot more fun at america time.
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>>671252337
You have to improve your luck stat by killing bosses.
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2 threads, neato. I'll be lurking this one I suppose.
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>>671252345
Help me
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guess i can spend more time here instead of grinding out reqs
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I think i'll go with Misaki Mei to identify myself here.
Still Galileo anyway.

Anyone tried Rabi-Ribi during these days?
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>>671252721
Unfortunately it's a year-long reading... The color pink and your lucky number are both useful for turning it around. You can look up the symbolic meanings of those things, or just take them literally and wear something pink. If you see the number 20 written on something, it's bound to bring you better luck, so look for it everywhere!

>>671252737
>Reisen has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "******", "30".
>it is clear to you that someone has crossed out the word Career and wrote "shrine maiden snuggles" beneath it, complete with a ^ pointing to where career used to be
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>>671252958
Do you have any alien killing tips, Chief? I have a bad case of Sectoids and Chryssalids.

>>671252784
America time is freedom time, ofc.
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My ex probably wants to meet up with me today, but I'm terrified of him and what he'll do to me/how he'll manipulate me. For the first time in our fucked up relationship, I'm fearing for my safety and for my life. But I can't go to the police or anyone else because they'll try to interfere and if I don't show up, he'll know something is wrong and will use it against me/hurt me even more.
I've told my best friend just as a safety precaution but I honestly don't know what else to do.

Is there like a reading or something, anything, you can tell me that will help or even help me stop panicking as much?

>>671252210
>>671252396
Because they'll interfere and then he'll know, thus he'll more than likely try to hurt me.

He knows everything about me, where I live, etc, I don't know what he's capable of and I don't want to find out.
I'm also afraid to cut all ties with him because I still have some of my stuff at his place that I want back, it's never gotten this bad before until last night, part of me is still very stupidly in love with him and I don't want to fuck up his life.

This is such the typical abusive relationship situation yet I have no idea what to do, I never thought I'd be neck deep in this shit and I'm just really fucking scared and anxious.
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>>671253303
Say, am I about to die?

>>671253576
All I know about aliens is that moon bunnies are 2cute2kill
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>>671253443
... How cute.
*snuggles*
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>>671253576
purge everything, make sure nothing is left standing burn it all and blow everything up
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>>671253576
Why not a combo of salt and fire?

>>671253803
Nah, you're not the dead nor going to die.
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I wonder what could be happening in this thread?
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>>671253799
The best advice anyone can give you is to go to the police... it's not safe for you to interact with someone you believe might actually hurt you, or manipulate you into doing who knows what. I think you should be able to request police protection in these circumstances, and a restraining order. I suggest you do it and rely on your friends and family to help keep you safe until you feel like you're in the clear.

This really is the typical abuse situation. Look out for yourself girl, not him. He's not your responsibility anymore.

>>671253862
Heehee.
-snuggles the bunny-
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>>671254535
Absolute madness. That's what.
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>>671252941
How can I help?
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>>671253799
>until last night
Let it cool off for a while, I'd say. Keep your phone close and doors locked. What exactly happened?

>I still have some of my stuff at his place that I want back
You can pretty much forget about things like that if you want to get away from him. He's using it as bait to lure you back in, even if unintentionally.

Your goal is to get away from him.
You'll need some assistance in that.
If you're that afraid, ask for a restraining order or something. In any case, get the law on your side.
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Woah, first time i get into a thread for this long, i'll just open up a beer then.
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>>671255241
That sounds like a reason to drink to me. I'll open up a bottle of Hakurei Shrine Sake too. Anyone else want some?
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>>671255463
...?
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>>671255463
Hi there, bubbles.
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>>671255502
Give me some over here, might help me come up with names for my XCOM troopers.
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>>671255502
Your sake comes from the outside, doesn't it?
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>>671255502
Hey don't get me wrong, here it's 5'o clock and i can't sleep today.
Still i want some (°^°)
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>>671255748
Alright, here you go.
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>>671255695

....?

>>671255722
hello...
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>>671255825
Yeah, so?

>>671255880
Alright, you're welcome to it once Bell-kun finishes pouring his.
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Hey, I guess I'm here for a bit.
How is everyone?
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>>671255695
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>>671256097
Thanks, I owe you one. Any ideas on what to name my troopers, anyways? I probably shouldn't et attached but I can't help it.
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>>671255975
No need to be shy, there's nothing but good people here. How are you doing tonight?

>>671256142
Heyy, there's booze if you want some.
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I don't like you Sqeakyboots. You are not a good friend to me.
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>>671256319
What are you doing here, Church? Shouldn't you be scolding Tucker or something?
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>>671256341
Name them after the people here! Then you can be doubly attached!
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>>671256097
Ook

>>671256341
I'll just say the first name that comes in MY mind...
The Bell Order
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>>671255695
>>671256319
If you saw a Master Chef abandoned in a box on the street, would you take him home?
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>>671256354
Sleepy and i feel down tbh, i'm from the UK and my only friends are Americas online due to my sleeping pattern is always fucked.
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>>671256354
I dunno, wouldn't want to make a fool of myself in case saber shows up, almost did last time I was drunk.
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>>671256570
I mean, I could but...uhhh....

I don't know all of your names?

>>671256652
Like, actual names. My German Scout is named Luchs Bohm, for example.
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>>671256822
Hmmm.. there are a few people here with similar time zone problems. I'm sorry to hear that, though.

>>671256853
Oh, she was here earlier, but I think she must have left for the night.
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>>671256822
Well, Italy here, i should've come to sleep hours ago but i don't feel sleepy enough to get some rest.
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>>671256985
...You know mine, right?
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>>671257199
hmm, i've been sleeping at like 10am and waking up at 7pm, bad times. sad times.

gl tho, bai.
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>>671254753
I was giong to come here and spice things up a bit, but there are not any fun people here at the moment.
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>>671256985
Oh ok, i'll just write some down so.
Lusung Heich
Nich Herm
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>>671257123
Ah okay, I'm probably leaving for the store soon anyway.

>>671257326
What are you guys talking about?

>>671257641
You're probably not fun either.
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>>671256985
Oh and, if you didn't read, i got named Galileo-chan by the bunnu girl here, so i'll just go with that.
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>>671257641
I'm really fun! What are you talking about?

>>671257326
I do indeed, its usually required to know the persons name you work under. Also, you need better brooms.

-schweep-

>>671257764
I have people from all sorts of countries, not just Niemcy. I have a Bosnian dude somewhere.
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>>671257641
How rude. Who are the fun people?

>>671257955
He wanted some names to give his guys in some game.
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>>671258087
Well, that Trump guy gave us a lot of money. I can allocate some of that to you to go buy some better ones if you want.
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>>671257641
It depends on what you mean by fun people.
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>>671254737
>>671255167
The thing is, I think that if I go to the police, they either won't believe me or won't be able to do anything from what I'd give them, and on the off chance that they can and will do something, I don't want him knowing because he'll hurt me and I don't really want to fuck up his life.

Part of me also hopes that he'll change and things will be okay again (I know it's stupid, but I've always been like that and I think I still love him) so I don't want to do anything that might permanently fuck that up.

I don't know, I'm so confused and scared and I hate myself for letting this happen
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Auras all over the place

>>671258087
Do you have a Simo Häyhä already?
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苦情くるバカとは話さない方が良い。
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>>671258727
No, I dont think so. Any specific country?
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>>671258584
I think you should get some time to think it over if that's the case.
Overthinking wont bring you any good anyway.
Aknowledge your surroundings first, if you are smart enough go read some Freud writings, that's where i found the way to clear my mind.
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>>671258584

The fuck you gonna do if you're not getting law enforcement to help? You think you can solve this on your own?

>Part of me also hopes that he'll change and things will be okay again (I know it's stupid, but I've always been like that and I think I still love him) so I don't want to do anything that might permanently fuck that up.
It'll seem like that for a while if you two ever get together, but it's just part of the cycle that you want to get out of.

Seriously, you'll notice with time. It's a cycle that you get lured in time after time.

>I don't know, I'm so confused and scared and I hate myself for letting this happen
You're not at fault. It sounds like you feeling guilty is what's keeping you down here.
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>>671258343
he was nice for donating all that money
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>>671259542
Propably all spent on cocaine and brooms already.
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>>671258584
Let's imagine they can and will do something for you. There are a lot of resources out there to help people with these exact situations, so chances are pretty good that they can.

You'll probably end up staying with a friend or family member since you're in legitimate fear of your life, or maybe by yourself but with the police keeping a close eye on you. If he tries anything, he's going to jail.

People like that, they don't change easily. He's either going to keep tormenting you and trying to keep you under his thumb, or he'll find some other girl and abuse her. You trying to look out for him like this isn't going to help him, it's only going to hurt you.

There's no need to hate yourself. It's not your fault. You just picked the wrong guy to love-- it happens to lots of people. You never know they're gonna be abusive or psychotic until they are, and then you end up in a situation you can't easily get out of. But you need to get out of it, or you're gonna be feeling like this for a really long time... It's not gonna go away after this one meeting with him, and it might even get worse.

His life is out of your hands. If he decides to fuck up and try to hurt you, it's nobody's fault but his own, and he deserves to go to jail if he does that.
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>>671257955
Well doubles is a good start

>>671258087
You are gonna have to prove it!

>>671258207
Not you!

>>671258362
I need people to be interesting and break out of the normal circlejerk mold
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>>671259656
i hope she at least got some food too
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>>671259542
Yeah, although... did he say it was a loan? We probably shouldn't spend too much of it, but a little will be fine.

>>671259656
I don't do cocaine!
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>>671259836
What's so wrong with me?
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>>671259855
Reimu doesn't exactly eat.

I wonder when she's going to turn into a hermit canonically.

>>671259988
Oh yeah, it was called ~~~fortune~~~
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Hello, Reimu thread. Depressed anon here again. Still feeling better than I was for a long while, but feeling slightly worse than last night. Also haven't really talked about myself all day and spent all day working, so I think that qualifies as further evidence for the narcissism theory.

Did hand anon get my reading yesterday?
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>>671259671
It's been a long time synce i felt love for someone, still nothing to be depressed.

>>671259836
Well, bring an argument that you want to discuss if you want ^^
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>>671260164
Let's say that fortune deal was what you're thinking... hypothetically, of course. A smart Yakuza affiliate doesn't do the drugs themselves. Nothing stupider than getting hooked on your own stuff.
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Well. I just got a group of 8 recruits killed via Chryssalid. Oops.

>>671259836
I have a bunch of old fireworks in my drawer next to me that I throw at cats that decide to shit in the area next to my room. If that's not fun then you have the wrong sense of humor.
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>>671260156
Probably nothing, it's just a breaktrough moment, everyone need something out from the daily stuff sometimes ^^
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>>671260293
Tell your woes and suffering to the thread?
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>>671260661
next time use fire and bombs
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WHERE CAN I FIND SOME GOOD CP?
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>>671260156
I have never heard of you doing anything... interesting

>>671260316
Why don't you tell me a hobby of yours!

>>671260661
Might as well kill the cats at that point. That or sniff a bunch of glue and become one with the cats
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>>671260293
He stopped responding altogether, so there's no telling if he got it or not.

>>671260316
I can understand her situation, but that's how everyone in similar circumstances feels. There was something about the person that drew them in to begin with. Abusive people tend to be very charismatic, fun, exciting people. They make your life really fun... but in the long term, when things start getting strained-- and they always do; they hit you. And they always have some apology or excuse, or even blame you for it, and it's hard for some people not to take the blame to heart. It's even harder to see past what you saw in them originally and realize that it's not going to ever be that way again.
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I feel I will be assasinated in the future. Will it be painless?
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>>671260818
I have far too much suffering to detail in a single thread and my woes are sufficiently complex that their full nature eludes even my own understanding.

I prefer to just leave it at a vague explanation of my current emotional state and seek activities that will improve it.

Unless you weren't asking in general and you merely meant to provide an outlet for bitching about my day, in which case my current trials suggest that would be *quite* helpful, so I suppose I can divulge at least a day's activities.

>Wake up, Saturday, want a fucking day off after a full week and a half of working 14+ hour days
>Instead spend the whole day redesigning email templates and working on a PDF generation script
>Take a few small breaks to eat then go back upstairs
>Wife has been unreceptive to sexual advances today, but showed no hesitation in attempting to address my own arousal. She's acting stressed or distracted but has no real reason. I assume her mind is stuck on videogames and prevents her from noticing me at the moment.
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>>671261212
Little Caesar's.

>>671261277
Who are you hearing about me from? And what would be considered "interesting"?
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>>671261359
Sad. Ah well. Can't help if he asked for a fortune then left before receiving it.

If anyone else is interested, I've got a pretty major hand fetish so I taught myself palmistry when I was younger as an excuse to stare at girls' hands. Feel free to post palms if you want a reading.
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The tiredness is starting to wear off, somehow.

>>671261404
Are you serious?
Seek protection if you want to live.
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>>671261404
>Anon's Assasination has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "61".
It seems like it won't be incredibly painful, but it won't be painless either. It'll probably involve 61 golden objects, which is kind of a cool way to go out I guess.
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>>671261666
>those digits

I think the bare minimum is really being able to have a passion about something and go into detail about it. THe more things you can do that with, the more interesting you are
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>>671261666
Probably worshiping Satan. Check your trips.

>>671261646
Your writing style seems familiar. Have we met before?
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>>671260293
>depressed
>narcissism
Ahahaha. No
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>>671261277
Well, i don't know your interests so i'll just go with some random stuff.
Philosophy?
MMORPG's?
Cooking?

>>671261359
Yeah i get that, that's why i told her to find some Freud writings, i think she must clear her mind/heart before acting, getting some knowledge of your mind wont hurt you^^
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>>671252345
how many times a week do you guy fap
I want to at least not fap for one whole weak but I always break. Am I being a moral fag?
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Some porn, in hopes you'll notice this post.

>>671252345
Fortune please.

Also, do you offer general advice, or do you require some information to advise?
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>>671261404
depends, does this look painless?
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>>671262052
This is my third time posting in these threads, and you may know me from some other thread. I've been on /b/ for years on and off, so I've been in a lot of threads.

>>671262123
Your input is amazingly useful. Thought provoking, even.

Well, unfortunately I've got to run. My time is not my own and I'm being taken away. Good day, everyone.
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>>671261955
>666
It's fitting, today... in certain ways. Hehehe.

Well, anyway I have things I'm passionate about. I'm usually the one here to listen to other people though, so I don't get much of a chance to talk about them.

Not that I feel like I should try and impress you. After all, you haven't impressed me yet either.
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>>671252345

Como beno a practicar fortune telling? Me gustaria saber tu qruiencias, o si tu speciales biene de tu familia? Y puedes desir argo the mi fortune?
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>>671262322
I honestly think everyone who is responding to me is getting doubles. This is insane.

Can you post some food you have made? Do you cook for a living?

>>671262489
I mean, I am diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder you dolt. You wouldn't be able to feel sad if you had NPD. You are just a beta cuck too afraid to live

>>671262504
Well, there is a whole lot too me. I consider myself a modern renaissance man
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>>671262343
There's nothing wrong with it, health-wise or morally. Do it as often as you feel like as long as your stuff isn't getting rubbed raw.

>>671262447
I need a name to provide a fortune. As for general advice, I dunno. It's hard to advise someone if I don't know where they're lacking. I used to read Lifehacks for stuff like that.
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>>671261829
I'll play, but I don't think my hands are fapable.

New IP because posting from phone
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>>671252345
Fortune please, I work in a prison and I don't want my Friday to be difficult.
Thank yoi!
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>>671261646
Yeah, that's what I meant. I just thought it would be nice. So what do you mean, showed no hesitation in attempting to address your arousal? Is that not being receptive?
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>>671252345
Can you tell me my fortune, please?
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>>671262489
>>671263097
Ah, seems like he left and I didn't notice.

I'll save the pic for later I guess.
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>>671259199
I would read but I'm too jittery and I can't seem to focus on anything for more than a few minutes, it's actually really annoying, but thank you for your advice.

>>671259391
I had hoped to solve it on my own... It seemed like I was finally taking control of the situation and not letting him manipulate me, but he just completely turned the tables on me last night and now I'm more confused and hurt than ever.
I know the cycle all too well, yet every time he comes back to me he seems so genuine and like he really does love me that I can't help but give him another chance, because "what if it's true and he really is telling the truth/means it this time?"
It's so stupid yet I fall for it every time because
>muh feels.

>>671259671
If it really comes down to it, I'll call the women's domestic abuse hotline, they should already have both him and I on file from a previous incident.

I'm just so scared about going to the police, it makes it all real.

I don't want him in jail either, he hasn't really done anything yet that would warrant an arrest, and I don't want him or his family to hate me. Especially him because I still stupidly want a future with him.

I really, really never wanted this to happen, I feel so pathetic.

Thank you all for your help, I appreciate it a lot.
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>>671262937
I only understood parts of that, sorry.
Uhh...
Dar nombre; recibir la adivinación del futuro.

Uhh...

Asi es como funciona.
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>>671263002
Sadly, i just turned 18 last year and fortunately this is my last year of school, i don't have any photos here and i would like to.
For now i focused on healthy eating and all the problems that comes from a bad eating habit.
Still this is my passion and i'm improving it day by day; as for the cooking, i'm focused on second fish courses and pastry.
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So, just a random out of the blue question. What is every ones favorite soda/drink?
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>>671263151
>Classy Pooh Bear has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "58".
It won't be anything special, but maybe if you wear grey and do some small ritual 58 times before you go into work, it'll be better than usual.

>>671263324
I need a name.

>>671263762
No problem, girl! I'm here most weeknights starting at 8 PM CST, so keep me updated if you can.

Whatever you decide to do, I wish you the best of luck, safety, and happiness.
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>>671264232
Hm... What got you involved in cooking? Have you enetered any contests? Do you plan to?

>>671264470
Water. Pop is disgusting
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Coke with peanuts in it>>671264470
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>>671264470
After enough Dr. Pepper it turns back into water.
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>>671264547
Name's Pedro
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>>671264470
coke is my preference but im fine with any soda
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>>671252345
I'd like to chat. But first: will I ever be happy?
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>>671263095
My name is Chester.

I'll try to summarize where I'm lacking in a few minutes.

Thank you.
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Wait what is this thread?
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>>671264470
Puma Cola, Jolt, or Stalinade.
Pic related

~Bell
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>>671265021
a place for fortune telling (give a name if you want one), advice or a friendly chat
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>>671264902
>Pedro has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "40".
Looks good! Pick some violets and keep them pressed in a book if you think it needs to be any better.

>>671264974
Only if you can define what happiness is to you, and chase it with all your heart.
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>>671264974
You will be happy and you will be sad.

Can't have one without the other.

Just don't give up when you're feeling down.
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>>671263762
I'll just make it simply for you then, Freud talks about a lot of stuff, but what i'm talking about is the aknowledgement of tour surroundings; in a short way, be aware of what's near you, just find some time for yourself and try to concentrate on everything that is near you at the same time, it's for some seconds so don't worry about it, then leave everything and try to focus on your breath.
I'm saying this because i think you nees to know exactly what are your feelings and what they do to you, just be with yourself ^^
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>>671265194
Oh well that;s spiffy I guess. How do I get my fortune told.
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>>671265395
just give reimu a name to associate it with and she'll tell you if you have good luck this year or not
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>>671264994
>Chester has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "83".
Alrighty. Your omikuji looks good so far, though.
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>>671265157
>Rocket fizz is pretty legit
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Oh, well my name is Diego. hoping for good luck, this is an important year
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>>671265936
>Diego has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "62".
Good news then! Just like with the other guy, pick some violets if you feel like it needs a boost~
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>>671264589
My brother gave me the inspiration of it, then i just tried it 1 time and i enjoyed it a lot ^^
I've never been to a contest for now and i don't think i'll be going to do one, i don't think that i'll need someone to rate my cooking or my skills from a competition, if i need some advice, i'll just go ask someone that is better than me^^
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I need some advice. I'm going for a degree right now to get a job. Its been a job that's been in the family for generations. I don't know anymore if it's what I want or if it's for my family. What do
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Why is it still alive
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>>671252345
Read my fortune please
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>>671266177
Cool, am I moving out of state and what about my other pressing issue think about daily?
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>>671266690
because raisins
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>>671266177
Hey just a question, does the void has a particullary meaning in fortune telling?
I'm still thinking on it haha
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>>671265619
I'm lacking direction in life, I feel very confused about myself and I'm feeling lots of apathy.

Overall, I'm feeling very tired to the point that it's physically limiting me.

Hope I'm not just dumping useless info at you, but that's about where I'm lacking - in my terms.

Just tell me if you need to know anything else and thank you for the time and effort.

Also, how to do come up the importance of that word and number to my name, if you don't mind my asking?
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>>671266634
Well, first, what job is it?

>>671266849
Omikuji just covers your general luck. I can't read people beyond these little slips of paper, sorry...

Do you want to move out of state though?
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>>671266854
>Arby 'n' the Chief
My nigga. Great show.
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>>671267394
Firefighting. My name is Joe also if that helps. I really have nobody to talk to about this
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>>671267394
Cant decide reallyif I want to/
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>>671267362
10/10 ass
>>671267447
yep it is, the new season is pretty good too
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>>671267362
I draw a slip of paper, write your name on it, and that becomes your fortune. It's random, but that's usually how divination works. I don't pick the keywords, they're just important to you somehow because that slip of paper was meant to be associated with you.

Umm... as for the other stuff, you might just have depression or some other physical reason for being so tired. You should see a doctor about that.

As for direction in life... that's tough. What sorts of things are you interested in? What are your hobbies? If you don't have many, maybe it's time to try some new things and see which ones stick. Get outside of your comfort zone and really experiment.
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>>671252345
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Yay, thread is still open.

What are we doing right now?
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>>671267702
>Joe ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "37".
Oh wow, it looks like you're in for a great year!

Is there something you could see yourself doing for a living if not firefighting? It's an honorable job, but it's certainly not for everyone.

>>671267889
If you feel like where you are now has nothing more to offer you, then maybe it's time. Maybe you could try traveling to wherever you're thinking of moving and get a feel for it first?
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What exactly does a fortune telling entail
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>>671268627
currently I'm feeling like shit and waiting for the thread to die so I can go to sleep.
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>>671268627
im listening to jon's commentary for S8EP3 of arby n the chief
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>>671268627
Well, not many people have touched the sake, so...
-gulps down a whole cup of it and shudders a bit-

Aehh...
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>>671252345
What does the future hold for me oh wise OP? aside from death i KNOW that will happen
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>>671268670
I had to take psychology for my degree in fire science. I've always been good at helping others with their issues. I was thinking I could pursue that and be a psychiatrist or guidance counselor
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>>671269050
Insert name, receive fortune cookie~

Except, no cookie. And instead of a proverb or some silly vagueness, I just tell you what your luck's going to be like this year.
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>>671269240
Can I have another glass?
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>>671269683
Name's Nick, what's the rest of this shitastic year going to be like?
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>>671269599
look here >>671269683

You're probably not gonna die. Why do you think you'll die?

>>671269633
Hmm... maybe you could take some more classes in it as electives, and really see if you like it before you decide. Is that possible at your school?
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>>671269707
Hey i didn't get the sake before!
Well, at least i had the beer.
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>>671268130
I am getting help for for this from a doctor, but what you're saying makes a lot of sense.

I should get out there and start taking chances and advantage of any opportunities that run by me.

I was kind of feeling this already when I just started talking to girls at my campus randomly and it felt good to do something fresh and new.

Thank you again.

>>671268121
It really is.
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>>671270055
It's a community college so it's viable yeah. My main concern is how my family will feel. I've been dead set on this firefighting thing for a while now. I don't want to seem like I ran out on it
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>>671270055
Matthew John (surname withheld) Is death not everyone's fate? But if it's just this year well...
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>>671269974
>Nick ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "26".
...p-pretty "shit-tastic"... I guess... Sorry... Umm... there might be some area in which you can study harder to avert it... maybe...

>>671269707
Sure, sure. Here.
-tosses the bottle your way after pouring another glass-
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>>671269240
i was busy with my whiskey
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Fortune plis?
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>>671270275
2 more after this, in case anyone wants them.
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>>671252345
i need to pick a song to kill myself to. should it be this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
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>>671270514
>>671269974

Nothing more than that?
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>>671270781
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Anyone want this done to a girls pic?

Im taking requests now so ill do the first 2-3 that reply to this post. ??
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>>671270994
not op. it should be I love it be icona pop
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>>671270514
-pours glass-
Seems stronger than normal, where did you get this?

>>671270994
Don't an hero, you edgy fool.
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>>671270275
No problem! Good job getting out of your shell a little bit with the girls, now just keep taking steps and your life will improve before you know it! Best of luck.

>>671270342
Hmmm.. Well, people do change their minds about things. It's possible that they might disagree with your decision, but in the end it's your life.

Just think it over, maybe take the classes before you announce your decision, and make it clear to them that you've thought it through. You can't base major life decisions on what other people would want, because you're the one who has to live it.

>>671270363
>Matthew John has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "72".
Well, sure. I thought you meant you were going to die soon. We'll all die someday, except for my moon bunny friend.

This year though, things are looking up.
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I take my eyes off the thread for a while and it gets filled with porn or whatever
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>>671271150
Ha he's a lefty
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>>671271623
>>671270363
The start of this year has been rough. Like the whole thread will die off pity rough.
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>>671271647
nothing wrong with some nice asses being posted
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>>671271056
Sorry, omikuji readings are pretty simplistic.

>>671271150
Why are you doing that here...

>>671270994
Don't kill yourself.

>>671271539
Hmmm... this might be some that Suika refilled with her endless sake gourd. She's an oni, so her tolerance is way beyond a human's...
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>>671271623
>>671272056
sorry meant to ask when?
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>>671271623
You're right OP. I just gotta get out there and be happy. I needed to hear it from someone other than myself. Thanks. You have a good night now
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Well, nothing to do now, maybe i'll just wander around and see who's going to die soon.
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>>671272056
It'll turn around soon, from the sound of it. If you wanna rush it along though, try and obtain something silver to carry around with you.
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Also the sun rose just now, it's a shame that the days are growing longer again.

>>671272133
Yeah, I guess. They were the first thing I noticed when getting back to this tab in this worspace.
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>>671272257
You too! Goodnight!
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>>671272440
I'm screwed. you know how broke I am right now. Fuck. last year everything seemed to be going so great>>671272056
>>671272191
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>>671272789
Isn't there someone you could borrow it from? I guess silver coins count too though...
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>>671272501
>days are growing longer
I knew there was something that was bugging me lately. Nighttime always when?
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>>671271067
Unfortunately, the last video is too big.

Thank you again OP, for the advice and the fortune.

Hopefully the former will help me out of this funk.
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Going for fortune
Chris
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>>671273118
Family? no no. they are the ones that gave me my grandmothers debt when she passed last month. some fucking inheritance.
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>>671272501
Wasn't the switch to longer days from longer nights also the growth of light over darkness for some cultures?
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>>671273374
I fucking wish.

Next year for me though, can't wait~
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>>671273763
Guess I'm too tired to understand this.
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>>671273871
Wish there was something like Patema Inverted's tech. Just go live underground for permanent night time.
Chief, you're a space man, right? Any planets that have night time constantly?
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>>671274160
I just heard this stuff some time ago, it should be connected with the medieval age or some shit like that.
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>>671273118
and i know it was her oldest son that did it because he had power of attorney for the last fives years as my grandparents minds began to slip. And that was another bombshell from hell. Almost every mental disorder you can have? fucking really? Some pop up from stress while others are unavoidable with age like sun-downers? I had to google that one. what kind of werewolf shit is that?! oh but there's more but I can't go any further. starting to tear up thinking about this shit
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>>671274513
If a planet has always nighttime it's gonna be extremely cold
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>>671273698
>Chris has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "42".
Nothing special, but green is your color this year to boost your luck!

>>671273712
Mm, sorry to hear that.
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>>671275042
Green is my favorite color so that's neat. What do lucky numbers usually do?
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>>671274513
none that i can think of since a world that is constantly at night time would be frozen though inside a forerunner shield world i suppose the simulated environment could be set to night permanently
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>>671275246
You'll see it pop up from time to time in your daily life. When you do, you know good luck is nearby!

In your case, if you can find out what 42 is the answer to...
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>>671274916
That's what we got heaters for! But no, I know it'd be an ice ball pretty much. Best bet is for something like EVE's plot to happen, and get space colonization started. Get a ship, and just go. That wouldn't be for thousands of years though.
>>671275661
So what you're saying is... our best bet is, aliens.
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>>671275661
yeah, the whole freezing thing would suck.

Well, I've got my computers to keep me warm.
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Could I please get a fortune? Name is Jessica.
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>>671252345
if so,
when shall i die?
and tfw gf? or no?
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>>671275878
as long as they dont have anything against humanity yes
>>671275896
yeah i use mine as space heaters too
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>>671276073
Yeah, tits or gtfo.
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>>671276145
Well what would you think of us if you came here and the respnonse you got was
>fuck off space niggers we're full
>you can crash on the moon if you want
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>>671275878
>>671275896
Well, now that i think of it, you could have a longer nighttime on earth too, you could fly fr country to country and keep followimg the nigth side of earth!
This is actually an idea...
Mmh..
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>>671276073
>Jessica ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "52".
I used to have a crush on a girl with that name... hehe. Looks like you're set, especially in the love department!

>>671276136
>tfw gf has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "83".
I can't say when you'll die, but you might just know that feel this year if you try.
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>>671271623
Yeah there is no way my luck is getting better. Don't know about 72 but silver? I work at a factory called Silverline Plastics. They pay so little, half my shift quit because they (the factory) decided to both raise our insurance, not sure if it was them tho, and not give a cost of living adjustment. Then turn around and state they are hiring new people that will be trained "better" and get paid better then the rest of us with no fucks about the current employees. My shift got none of them. So now my shift is so short handed I'm running two lines while trying to bundle the pipes and get them ready for pallets with no help from anyone. And sense im the PC I catch all the liability for the pipe. One bad bell in a pallet that holds 480 pipes with bells and I get a write and no raise for 6 months. I'm running two lines like that. No I'm sorry you are wrong on the luck part
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>>671276668
Jumping between Finland and New Zealand, sounds fun!

A teacher I had used to do that, actually.
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>>671276668
Ya, but the price of doing so would be exponential. So it's not really practical at all. The closest you'll get to always night is to sleep the whole day away, and be up all night.
>>671276145
I see no reason (yet) as to why they would, so... fingers crossed!

And I doubt we'll be throwing down another thread, so I'ma head off now. Later everyone!
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>>671276967
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but you should start looking for another job, buddy. Best of luck to you.

That's all for tonight, folks! Goodnight and thank you for coming! New people, I hope I see you next time! Which is maybe tomorrow at 8 CST.

~Reimu
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>>671277061
It would be a great experience ^^

>>671277113
Seems lime you called it haha
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well time for some fucking sleep

-4.90.3000
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>>671276649
i'd think these humans would need to get off their high horses and be more welcoming since they're not alone in the universe and then go party with the martians
>>671277242
as long as we dont go shooting at them when we make contact it should be fine and yeah fingers crossed hoping they dont brand us heretics and try glassing us. later
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>>671277337
Trying to. If there is any merit to your fortune telling then I'm stuck there
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>>671277432
Well, night to everyone so ^^
Even if now i'm going out to watch the sunrise.
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>>671277660
I'll bet the owner of Silverline, Rick Silver, is 72 years old.
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>>671277698
I just sort of watched the sunrise here.

remember to sage everyone
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>>671277976
Oh come on, it's fucking raining.
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>>671278263
jelly

just lightly snowing in here
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>>671276736
That's really really strange, because my love life is the complete opposite of good.
Hopefully you're right thought.
I feel like 52 means something to me but I can't remember what..

Thank you fortune-anon.
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>>671275042
Shrine maiden what is my fortune?
"Mario"
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>>671278445
Not that much Haha
I'll just light a cigarette, i would like to watch the sunrise, but i don't mind the rain either, i think that the sound is cleansy.
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>>671278988
Sorry for you but Reimu went to sleep>>671277337
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>>671278988
boss went to sleep but one of the junior shrine maidens is still here
Mario has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "36".
looking good, be more social and it'll be even better
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>>671279768
Wait, so this is a group that work in a shrine?
So you guys knows each others, i don't understand completely this thing haha
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>>671280397
come back tomorrow, the fun's already over for today
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>>671280397
i somehow got stuck working at the shrine but reimu mostly does everything, i just sub in when she gets banished or goes to sleep
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>>671280612
>>671280624
Well, at first i thought this was some kind of RP or stuff like that Haha
Good luck with your duties if that's so.
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>>671281189
thanks, have a nice night anon
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