mister lonely
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mister lonely
Hadn't planned on stroking it and then I find that last thread
>>671155167
you-re welcome
I want to find a nice femme gay be guy to pound into oblivion. Problem is I'm married and I swear there is an almost non existent population of them where I live
im sorry for your loss
>>671155379
its time to move
>>671155602
Lol can't bruh, stuck in a failing marriage, and she don't wanna leave where we're at. I'm closet bi and never got a chance to explore any
>>671155806
I can-t relate to you at all. All i can do is wish you good luck with whatever you end up doing
peace and quiet
yep.
lovely aint it.
ehhh its something
i prefer a bit of liveliness most of the time.
same
then... why is it so quiet.
quiet...
very.
Having gay dreams that I'm rubbing my dick against other dudes dick and is just it. And feels amazing.
I did twice when I was a kid, but I cant remember right.
But I'm straight I like vaginas.
The question is: is that good??
>>671161136
only you can answer that.
>>671161136
If it feels good, its good. Except for drugs.
>>671161136
>"It's pretty much your first step on the path of autismal super powers~"
anon, why is your pc telling you what to do?
Thanks, doc
>big guys fucking big guys
>little guys fucking little guys
>no big guys fucking little guys
disappoint
i dont even have a phd in doctoring
big guys on little guys is boring
but ill go see what i can find.
>>671163560
i'm a big guy. it's what i related to. :<
>>671163649
aww, okay big guy, ill find somethin for ya.
'~'
>>671163924
i agree
>>671163840
ty~
the other day someone linked me to /lgbt/ 's gay general and someone was posting my pics pretending to be me to pick up little guys! the nerve.
>>671164135
how rude.
take it as a compliment though, at least you look good enough for that
>>671159534
I could watch this for hours.
>>671162905
My pc is a silent guy, he doesn't talk to me.
>>671164586
that filename says otherwise.
i'd be careful if i were you, you never know when it might try something when you aren't looking.
>>671164672
I don't want to watch my back 24\7. And besides, I trust him.
>>671164754
>>671164785
unf yeah take it you little sluuuuuuuuuts
tfw no little guy to hump ;-;
>>671164882
just carry a mirror everywhere you go.
>>671164883
>tfw no big guy to cuddle with
>>671164883
Define "little". Preferably in santimeters.
>>671165014
But then I will always be aware of how stupid I look.
>>671165014
am i doin it right?
>>671165089
≤5'5", ≤150lbs
>>671165209
>≤5'5", ≤150lbs
5'7", 132lbs
Too bad.
>>671165173
i mirror that looks over your shoulder, not directly at you.
dont hate on yourself too much.
>>671165209
great job there, really, but nah, for me too much muscle is a thing.
>>671165432
drat~!
>>671165442
that's true. i tried to slim down a bit.
As a 4U myself, i like little guys who like to ride.
>>671165442
I need a mirror like that so I can watch who enters my room without the need to turn my head around.
>>671165659
that seems like a really big change
lookin good though, lookin good.
>>671165735
or turn your table around
>>671165838
thanks~
it really wasn't. i got injured and didn't have a choice. it only takes a few months of disuse to drop size. thankfully not everywhere~
>>671166096
shame that happened, but it really looks good now.
and your dick is good too.
you love to share dont you
>>671166318
mmhm.
i spent too much time in the closet. ought to learn how to enjoy sharing i guess.
end up like marco rubio, in the closet for 30 years and then it comes back to haunt you.
>>671166563
i guess so.
not afraid of someone finding you here?
>>671166563
>that marco rubio comparison
>>671165838
I can't tur it around, my room is pretty tightly packed with furniture, and also moving my table will cause the style of the roome to collapse.
>>671161136
It's better than the dream I had last night where I was being constantly stalked and then fired at by two dudes. Shit was spooky.
>>671166930
unf
no one cares who i am. for now.
>>671166984
>"share a townhouse" with your "special friend" after high school
>dedicate your senior quote to him
>get ticketed for "parking" in a notorious gay hookup spot
>attend 'foam parties' and other gay events
>your "special friend" later goes on to be a hardcore gay pornography producer
>years later you try to run for president as a hardline evangelical conservative
zozzle
>>671166993
excuses excuses...
heh.
>>671167054
only two?
i had one recently where i had to go against a whole damn african army
they weren't happy in the end.
>>671167173
for now. there's a twink out there for ya
shouldnt be that hard to find with a body like that
Testpost
>>671167434
not allowed
please leave the premises
4chan sfur kik group, join and ask for the gfur one if you wanna
>>671167892
give us gfur one right now
>>671167892
>tfw phone cant handle even the most basic programs
why do people like phones so much.
>>671167374
I am good with excuses
>>671168075
you can like have sex with random strangers with just a few touches on your smartphone
>>671168221
no you're not, you just got lucky on that one.
>>671168223
theyre clumsy as hell to use though.
not to mention every program asks for permission for every little thing possible
fuck that
>>671168520
No luck, only skill. Although, I must admit, I am pretty lucky.
>>671168520
a slut gives permission to anything
>>671168944
fine, fine, okay, you win.
>>671169014
oh, so that's a good way of telling if someone is a slut? k cool.
at least im not one.
>>671169219
haha yea m-me neither
>>671169422
i have to believe that, ive never heard anything more convincing, ever
>>671169219
Great, now bend over, I'm about to take my prize.
>>671169584
it is true though ive never met up with anyone from a mobile app
too scared
>>671170070
what, you aren't gonna take me out to dinner first?
>>671170207
that's why theyre shit
id say chances of meeting and getting to know someone are way better on a pc.
>>671170235
I am flat broke, but if you are OK wih going to McDonalds I can take you there.
and order
>>671170658
i was thinking of your place, i'll cook.
>>671170765
Why would I let a stranger cook on my kitchen?
Maybe we should settle for a picnic then.
>>671170462
they're good for nsa relationships but that sucks
>>671170896
fine, fine, geez. i was trying to be polite.
a picnic will do then.
>>671170927
like everything else...
>>671171165
Food and entertainments are on you.
>>671171165
hey some stuff doesnt suck
>>671171752
i thought we were going to do the entertainment thing together
pfft..
>>671171775
a vacuum does though
