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OKAY

>>671148542
>kek

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FUCK YEAH NUTS

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THIS IS SO FUCKING NUTTY

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>>671148511

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Posting in a nuts bread

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I JUST NUTTED ON MY KEYBOARD

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YOU EAT THESE WHEN YOU NEED A BREAK FROM SUCKING DICK

I'M SO FUCKING NUTS ABOUT THESE THINGS

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>>671149446
APART FROM THESE FAGGOT NUTS

>>671149120

Ah shit, this one got me. Well played, you raging homo.

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>>671148406
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.

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NO SERIOUSLY, WHO CALLS THIS A FUCKING NUT

>>671149634

>Randy Cramer live

Nice sense of humour, faggot

>>671149904
Those are almonds anon. You should activate them before consuming with alkalised water.

>>671150042
>mfw almonds remain inactivated.

>>671149904
Pretty sure those are called almonds and they are grouped with nuts as they grow the same way as other nuts.

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>>671148511

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>>671150197
Dat file name...

>>671150943
XD

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>>671149904

>>671148874
WHAT LE FUN LE EBIN LE MEEM LE KEK LE LOL LE xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>671150943
LEL DENK MAYMAY I LUV FCBOOK LOLOLOL

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Nuts for you all

>>671150943
>le 9fag

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hey /B/ check my oc :D

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>>671151386

>>671151514
Neat

>>671151514
>>671151606
Not sure WTF is this supposed to do with YLYL but OK.

>>671151200
Kek

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1456574420311.gif

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>>671150197

>>671151742

Wow this is a great picture

>>671151742
my cousin unironically posted this on her facebook today. sigh.

>>671151915
Incest is bad

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>>671151742
Indeed, everybody is going to hug you.

>>671151768
Is that rainfall or snowfall?

>>671151742
being an operator IS a state of mind. It's a state of mind that doesn't lead you to buy some faggy pants with mag pouches on them, or read a book about Bushido and grow a beard. It's a state of mind that causes you to raise your hand repeatedly to volunteer to go into harms way to kill enemies of the United States. It causes you to not only volunteer for insanely difficult and dangerous training, but to succeed at it even though the deck is always and forever stacked against you. It is what makes men volunteer for insanely difficult and dangerous assignments. It's a state of mind that gets you to put up with the bullshit that comes with the job. It's a mindset that is earned and is constantly proven through constant blood sweat and tears. Why? because it's your mission and your calling. It's that little bit extra that pushes you above and beyond and it all starts at a recruiting station. If you never went, it's not a knock on you whatsoever. just don't try to pose as something you aren't and never were.

>>671152120
Autism

>>671151141

heh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4w9W9zYuU

>>671152120
Penis size.

>>671152401
more of these

>>671152401
These make me cringe so hard. The fucking toddler speak drives me insane.

>>671149614
my sides

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>>671152623

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>>671151325

>>671152120
you think all of southern USA gets <5inches of rain a year

are you retarded

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>>671152676

>>671152623
dumbest fucking thing ever. kill yourself.

>>671152837
never cringed so hard in my existence

>>671152120

Penis size

>>671150042
>implying anyone would comsume inactive almonds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ6mhF-5Sk

>>671151858
you can save it if you like

>>671152953
>comsume

>>671152303
Chuckled

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>>671151186
autism :(

>>671153047
savage

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>>671149614
Lost

>>671151410
You can take the picture out of 9gag, but you can't take 9gag out of the picture.

>>671151386
Get the fuck out of here you minion whore

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>>671148406

>>671151984
How the fuck did you cone to the conclusion that he's fucking his cousin?

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>>671150197
Almost kek at the filename...

>>671152303
Who is the chick supposed to be?

>>671148863
I like the way brazil nuts feel on my teeth when I bite them.

>>671149614
lost quite hard

>>671154620
A woman with a feminine penis.

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>>671151655
dece dubs, friendo

>>671151773
jesus christ

https://youtu.be/hNT3ftchV-Q

>>671154855
>>671154855
You mean a man with boobs?

>>671148511
Fucking spawn campers.

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>>671155275

>>671155133
holy shit dudes I got dubs!

>>671155031
>>671155064
>>671155103
>>671155133
nice combo

>>671152464
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor

>>671152464
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little Banana and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>671152464
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>671148406
are you insinuating that a 23 year old woman is wanking off a 10 year old boy?

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when japanese whores attempt to speak english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8

>>671155699
nice dubs

>>671155257
Well he's right you know

>>671155835
nice 5835

>>671149614
anyone has the audio where the dude reads this in a serious tone?

>>671148769
1912 was the Kaiser faggot
come step in my "shower"

>>671155257
Yeah, rather raise fuckup kids, with parents that dont give a shit about 'em... A lot better indeed

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chinese bootleg of adventure time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIgWgFjTG8A

>>671155257
>>671155914

early stage abortion is murder in the same way that condoms are murder. Late stage abortion is murder in the same way that murdering a human is murder. So uh, murder.

>>671156211
That fake dub was fantastic

>>671156105

Haha wow, is this real?

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>>671148511
And Bill Murray was just outside the door the entire time.

>>671156244
Nope.The difference is that The seed has sprouted.

>>671156244

No, murder is killing that's illegal. Abortion is legal its not murder, just like self defense is

>>671148406
https://youtu.be/KGmNqzbsuiY

>>671156718

yes and no, a fertilized egg is not a human. A fertilized chicken egg is not a chicken.

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>>671156935

>>671156776
No fucking way!

>>671156903

you're defining murder as a legal term, I'm defining it as the intentional killing of a human by another human. The common-law or layman's term.

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>>671154099
wtf are these? They supposed to be ponies or some shit?

>>671157183
Until independent body fuction starts it's a parasite, not a human

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>>671150943

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"gimme that green nigger cock you blueberry ape!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

>>671157284

OOOOOH, so THATS why I said late stage then. Read the post before you reply to it, please.

>>671157200
>he hasn't experienced the joy and brilliance of fluffy abuse
you are incomplete as a person

>>671156650
banana meme rip off, so funny.

>>671156067
But that puts him in his late teens and early twenties during the rise of Hitler.

>>671157408
lol sauce, that's an interesting line

>>671156007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

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when niggers steal a n64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw

>>671157727
sex sphere organelle 3 by radiohead
if you look at it, you'll wind up on a fbi watch list though

>>671157427
One could argue it's as long as the umbilical chord is connected

>>671156438
this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxe6xjH1pRs

>>671157853

so a baby that's still in there a week after the due date is still just a bundle of cells and not a human? fuck outta here.

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>>671157441
lol shut up you stupid bitch.

>>671157599
Who's the guy on top?

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DYKES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agusDATduWQ

>>671151410
String Emil is best Emil

>>671156718
>>671156903
>>671157036
I say its not murder as long as you off the kid before he's like two to two and a half or so.
Up until then human babies are like single celled organisms just consume as a response to survival via our genetic information.
Obviously no one will ever actually apply this ideology, and I don't think they should either, but that's mainly because I sympathize with the knowledge you're elimenating a person whom might help furthur our civilization.
However, most times they won't so it really doesn't matter anyway.
But yeah, its like were shells of a human until we start to speak and learn how to learn.
And thats my two cents on the subject.

>>671157888
I request the games name.

>>671152623
fluffybooru.org

>>671158550
>fat is not a four letter word
it really isnt

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>>671158353

>>671148542
god damn hazelnuts are so fucking delicious im goin to the store right this very second and GETTING MYSELF A BIG ASS FUCKING BAG OF HAZELNUTS FUCK YES

>>671152401
>>671152772
>>671152923
>>671154099

Are these some kind of metaphor?

Or humor for the mentally disabled?

Or porn for the mentally disabled?

>>671158680

well I'm glad you dont get to decide on policy for this shit. I mean, does it count as murder if you kill a 40 year old man with severe brain damage that limits his mental ability to that of a 2 year old? Surely not, under your system.

>>671158520
Josef Fritzl

>>671158680

hey look guise, it's a super edgy 14 year old, take a picture

>>671148406
get paid pupper

>>671158858
'hate' instead of 'nu wike'
fukken pleb

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>>671148758
Anyone else love to touch those simply because theyre shiny as fuck?

>>671159046
Thanks, anon. Happy Saturday to you.

>>671159197
Top kek.

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>>671158858

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>>671159366

>>671159513

saving your own lame post and reply and then posting it

>>671158236
that filename

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nutts!

>>671158520
He kept his daughter in a cellar for over a decade and raped her like every day if I remember correctly. Also impregnated her a couple of times.

>>671159258
You're welcome, anon.
Likewise!

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>>671157441

>>671159248

anyone have the full pic of the girl on the bus?

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>>671159653
what in the fuck is this?

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>>671158492

>>671153877
saved

>>671158278
Kek

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>>671159964

>>671151606
Michigan snow master race reporting for duty.

>>671148542
>>671148627
>>671148758
>>671148847
>>671148863
>>671149120
>>671149531
>>671149904
kill yourself you autistic faggot

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>>671160167

>>671157183

Was it murder to intentionally kill Timothy mcveigh?

>>671159965
Was gonna unleash how triggered i felt.
Then realized this is /b/ and its nothing special

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>>671159855
found it!

Kek

>>671151768
Amount of cock sucked by OP, by region.

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>>671159018

A 40 year old vegetable or fetus have no sentience so its not murder. They might be important to someone else so maybe it could be vandalism or property damage

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>>671160591

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>>671159653
more of a cringe post, but still top kek

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>>671160612

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>>671152401
i dont get it. wtf is this?

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>>671160615
Gotta love rct2

>>671148511
Looks like the ghostbusters got there a little early.

>>671150197
>kek'd
took me a second after i read the filename

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>>671160732

>>671158013
I'm not saying it's just a bundle of cells, I'm just saying it's not yet an independent lifeform

>>671157183
Common law is not the same as layman's terms.

>>671155593
I'm in tears

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>>671159169
its a new trend.

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6:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YTaIcKuRU

>>671148406
Confirmed never had a hand job

>>671161044
checked

>>671152120
>>671152120
>>671152120

That's Snowfall /b/ro. Lived in Maine all my life, that's all people every fucking talk about here.