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>>671124032
here ya go
Bustin makes me feel good
>>671124032
padlet
fmj0rc3wahx7
anyone got more of this set?
My name.......
Is balls
My name is balls
I take the meat from the fridge and put it on a brick.
>>671124522
>checked
and MY SIDES
>>671124647
Also.. My name is balls
>>671124032 lawl is that george lopez
>>671124965
WTF
>lost it
>>671125208
>>671124533
which one nigga?
My name is ballz
>>671125313
------> >>671124339
>>671124339
Nothing there
>>671125701
you post it's contents fag
>>671124032
random stuff
>>671124032
Dumping Four Tomatoes on a Plate
>>671124373
here you go
>>671126137
>>671126141
doing god's work anon, go on
Last time I was in a thread like this, someone posed a video of a guy taking a shit on a baby's chest and pissing in its mouth
>>671124373
here you go>>671126333
Unfortunately, that's all I got.
>>671126137
Tomo
>>671124032
straight outta my mother's vagina
>>671126137
Four
>>671126533
i like that plate. It's a cool plate. Got more pictures of that plate?
>>671126487
ok
unneeded Info
>>671126137
On
>>671126625
That's three you filthy cunt
>>671126487
lol last time I was in this thread
CP was posted
>>671126651
MOOOODSSSS
THIS POST GAVE ME PTSD
>;_;
>>671126487
that's strange, wanna share that with us?
>>671126870
Probably Fake !
At least I hope...
>>671126870
are you literally retarded? running to them when you don't like something? are you from 9gag?
>>671126651
Holy shit. My sides.
>>671127028
shhhhhhhhh, it's a tumblr fag
>>671126651
Welp, we did it guys. We fucking went there.
Shit guys.... I accidently made those delicous tomatos into sauce.... Hope thats ok, ill just leave em here you guys help yourselves!!
>>671127050
thank you. Some of just the plate, please. The tomatoes are a distraction.
>>671126137
In a paper towel
>>671127028
Calling the mods is just a meme at this point.
>>671126137
On a mat
>>671127155
Post more gore :D
>>671127155
nobody cares about this
but men shitting babies?
...
enough 4chan
POST CP GUYS FAST
>>671126137
Big plate
>>671127262
this
>>671127259
Go back to facebook.
>>671126137
Total game changer, three in a bowl
>>671127262
Why don't you pussy? Otherwise stfu and gtfo.
>>671127443
where were you with this pic in the thread an anon got hit on by a tranny?
>>671127465
ROFL nice shoop
>>671127516
>kek
>>671126137
Five
>>671127577
Sauce?
>>671127555
I dunno.
>>671127644
IDK his dubs vs yours
but his dubs are higher
>>671127644
Are you retarded? That's been on rotten.com for at least 15 years.
>>671127731
to love ru Darkness, ovas i think, cant remember
>>671127731
To Love Ru Darkness maybe.
Now this thread is 20% more cool!
>>671127906
Thanks
>>671124032
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>>671124522
Thats my fetish!
>>671126137
>>671126935
My god....the autism..
>>671128117
wtf!?!?!
>>671128117
MODS
ffrkchls1y7s
>>671128117
jesus christ youre truly autistic kill yourself anon.
>>671128117
HOLY SHIT
>>671128117
What the FUCK!! MOOODS
>>671128117
that looks good
>>671128117
dude wtf, stop literally the worst thing i've seen on /b/
reported
>>671128117
Omg is that daisy?
>>671128117
>pretend this is something very nasty
OK!
"Oh wow, you can't post THAT here!"
:^)
>>671128117
>MOARRR
I have a fetish with the circumcision (but I'm uncut). Who join me?
>>671128117
i'll have what he's having
>>671128117
fuck your nasty ass
>>671128190
>>671128197
>>671128240
>>671128264
>>671128265
you guys are the cancer of /b/
>>671128117
I"m dead
>meme arrow
>>671128117
God damn it MODS
>>671128117
It says: "Pretend this is something very nasty. Will delete in 2 minutes."
>>671128117
didn't work
>nuts in blender
>>671128187
Do I have to see this /pol/ack hiring faggot everywhere now? No tax returns. Audit. Hypocrite. BAD!
>>671128117
MODS what the fuq
>>671128117
Thats borderline illegal...
>>671128117
I'll save everyone the trouble
>>671128117
MODS
>>671128332
Thanks fam
>>671126141
add more milk to that capp plox
>>671128117
Something needs to be done about this, preferably a permaban
>>671128384
Kike shill detected.
>>671127731
To Love Ru Darkness - Episode 12 - Last Episode from that season
>>671128332
Samefag
>>671128029
Go back to imgur, ya dork.
>>671128407
>>671128335
whoa whoa there! kissless faggots, what makes you the cock slurping faggot you are?
>>671128117
FUCK!!... kill yourself you fucking retard.....
not seeing proof that mods are sleeping
>>671128287
Fuck that scared me.
any oni0n like girlshub?
I'm re-telling this dream as best as I can recall, so I may be omitting many details which may make it easier to picture the dream in your mind, just know it was bizarre but somehow it made sense while I was dreaming.
>It seems like my perspective is both a camera view and myself, as I remember parts where I'm just watching things without people noticing I'm there, while others I am being directly addressed.
>It all took place in what seemed like a big warehouse, Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, was living there, it was open to the public, tourist could walk in and see him shower and I remember dreaming of the whitest american family walk up to the place and see Putin showering and one of the ladies was remarking on his buttocks.
>The warehouse had his bedroom, his office and the office of his sexy lady assistant, some chick with black hair who seemed american and not Russian, I can recall that in my dream she sometimes wore glasses and sometimes she didn't, or maybe I was seeing my reflection on her big pupils.
>Also I recall that on his bed there was always this sleeping woman, who I somehow knew served only as Putin's sex slave and she did nothing else but sleep all day while pleasuring Putin all night, I didn't see that but it was something that was told to me, like I was getting a tour of the place.
>to more accurately give you an idea of what the warehouse looked like, it was like a tv studio, with rooms divided by thin walls that never touched the ceiling and sometimes just wire fence, in fact Putin's shower was only surrounded by wire fence, which is why anyone could see him showering, but it was like they would have to awkwardly find a good vantage point to see him because it wasn't completely out on the open.
>In this place there was only Putin, his black hair american assistant, his sex slave always sleeping, and me, somehow I was allowed to be in there and walk inside the warehouse.
>>671128335
>>671128407
Well that's just no fun.
>>671128190
>>671128197
>>671128240
>>671128264
>>671128265
>>671128273
>>671128282
>>671128292
>>671128309
>>671128317
>>671128339
>>671128347
>>671128388
>>671128401
>>671128402
>>671128413
>>671128474
>>671128553
literally fuckin cancer right here.
I swear you faggots are the reason /b/ is a shithole now.
fuckin an hero please
btw pools closed on weekends
>>671126487
I was there anon good shit that thread was
>>671128603
>I said nothing, no word at all, but I simply listened, and that was enough for Putin to start talking to me.
>I cannot recall everything Putin said, he used big words and terms I didn't realize my brain knew, he was complaining about how his people didn't understand how hard it was to deliver vaccines to the population and that he needed to raise the prices in order for it to work, at this point he seemed like a big pharma guy more than the president of Russia.
>then my dream skipped forward in time, and somehow people where angry at me, because it seemed that Putin had took me under his wing as a mentor, but all I did was just hang out, casually walking in and out of the warehouse and Putin opened like a flower to me giving me advice and telling me his complaints, like he had a youtube channel where he could speak to an audience freely but I was the only one there.
> my dream came to an end when Putin got on his shower, and I was just outside doing nothing I guess, then the american tourists that I mentioned walked in and tried to see Putin showering, then I felt awkward and I walked around them to get inside the warehouse, then the sexy assistant pulled me into her office to have a one on one talk, she seemed upset towards me and told me "what are you thinking?" and I just said I didn't know and I saw myself in her sultry eyes which then turned out to have glasses on and at that point my dream ended and woke up.
>IF YOU CAN'T GET OFF TO THIS SHIT YOU CAN'T GET OFF TO ANYTHING YOU BUNCH OF FAGS
>>671128582
>girlshub
>>671128117
MOODS
The newfag scent is strong in this thread.
>>671128725
Basically this thread.
>>671128725
Reworked for /b/
>>671128703
>kek
>>671128794
Well that's just rude.
>>671128711
Another weird dream I remember went like this:
>Walk into an Oxxo (7-eleven's for mexico)
>the small store seemed pretty normal
>suddenly I see people inside with star wars costumes
>stormtroopers, darth vader, etc
>suddenly in the same store there is a video presentation
>a celebrity comes in to talk to people in this compact space
>I was at a star wars con inside an Oxxo.
>fun.
Now tell me about your dreams /b/
>>671128725
-Obvious fake
-he'd still be slobbering looking at a little boys ass
>>671128885
Thank you anon.
>>671128407
>>671128335
That's really not okay lad
Cum and get me
>>671128826
dude its over.
No one is going to fall for it you autistic cancer an hero
But do it live on stream please its been awhile
>>671128335
>>671128495
Retarded monkey who slurps nigger cock, not for the money, but because he loves the taste detected. I'm still banned from your little neonazi safe space because you faggots cry for mods all the time. You're worse than tumblerinas, at least they fight back. No go back to your safe space with the rest of the Hitler Youth.
>>671128928
I had a gaint bucket of snails, and I began to pour salt on them while masturbating
>>671129024
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>671128725
made a better version
>>671128885
There should be watermelon instead of that child ass, cus niggers smiles only when they see that fruit normies
>>671128885
this
>>671128928
>I fucked little girl
>she morphed into a SWAT officer
>I woke up in prison
>>671129024
Who's the one using cancerous /b/ lingo that hasn't been relevant for years, here.
>>671129166
/thread
>>671129166
kek
>>671129263
I use it because it reminds me of better times.
>>671129263
Zozzles
>>671129063
>being this autistic
holy wow
>>671129286
this shall go right in my reaction folder.
>>671124032
wait the mods are asleep?! SWEET, lets get this shit DONE.
>>671126651
this is technically cp
>>671128580
See the movie.
>>671126935
:3 nice meme
>implying randomness truly exists
>>671129263
It's >2016 everybody, don't say certain things!
>>671129292
Lets just be a bit more patient and wait. That post was at best a 6/10. I know how it is when you're young you think "it can't possibly get any better than this". Lurk more.
>>671129429
OH YEAH MR.KRABS
>>671126651
Efukt com/21333_Has_Cam_Modeling_Gone_Too_Far.html
A better version.
>>671129413
>ruining everything with that faggot
He's worse than that fucking banana at this point.
>>671124032
>trying to elicit cp on /b/
holy shit you're late to the show
>>671129444
if it was it would be banned. Mods will even ban pics of child models,no nudity, there was one in this thread but it was deleted
>>671129587
>wrong thread
but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>671129587
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>671129653
Mods are asleep, you know that
>>671126651
Fake, its a painting
>>671129648
What are you talking about? are you autism?
>>671129439
omg so naughty, lets post more filth guys
>>671129587
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>671126961
Its a painting
>>671129771
You sick fuck
>>671129758
uh, where'd the post this is replying to go? it was a pic of a child model >>671127608
>>671127258
4 u bb
>>671129771
So hot. And also cold. BOTH taps. It goes BOTH WAYS. Kinky.
>>671129870
noice
>>671129822
Fake and dumb
I never understood why people never post CP
In those "I fucked my sister threads". so the
mods would start deleting those on sight
>>671129660
This is worse than ISIS.
>>671124032
CYKA BLYAT
>>671129851
Tard, anon can delete his own pics
>>671129953
thats about the nicest damn sink i've ever seen
>>671129999
dubs checked
>>671129989
>this
>>671130012
even the microwave looks all russian lol
>>671129999
sick get for a sick fuck. POST YOUR FUCKING SINKS, GUYS; THE MODS ARE SLEEPING
>>671129999
>checked
They had ONE job!
>>671130087
welcome to 4chan newbitch
>>671130057
yeah sure you dumb shit, just try posting something against the rules
>>671130111
>>671129999
QUADS FOLLOWED BY TRIPS. THE SINK GODS ARE WITH ME.
>>671129989
>true
>random
USA USA USA!
>>671130160
aw is new'fag' to extreme for you?
>>671130160
TROLED YA I KNEW IT WAS QUADS
I RULE AT CHAN
>>671130189
Look at this photograph
>>671124032
that would explain why i dont have to keep clicking on those annoying in not a computer images when ever i post a reply ;)
>>671130256
>fell for weak b8
welcome
>>671129449
Whats it called?
>>671130319
hello newfriend
>>671130319
>that was bait
yeah sure, is the post i'm responding to now bait aswell? you sure got me!
>>671130353
This is a World of Tanks meme and that game fucking triggers me.
I trolled myself
>>671130442
still gives me a sensible chuckle
>>671126761
Underrated post
>>671130353
he even fall the wrong side
where is the porn?
randome
>>671129960
I once had a full folder but it got deleted, now I just have a few.
A dude I know on Instagram got in trouble with Jason Bateman and Disney after he was given the opportunity to see Zootopia before release and said it was "ok".
Apparently he had a contract with Disney to promote Zootopia , but after he openly gave his opinion, Jason Bateman himself reportedly messaged him and told him "Stop Slandering the movie you fucking idiot."
Bateman denied affiliation, but since the instagram account of the dude I know was a meme page, his stupid followers took it upon themselves to raid Jason Bateman's instagram with furry shit, which forced Bateman to go private on his profile. He told his followers to report the dude I know's account and everything. Several witnesses swear by it that this actually fucking happened with screen shots and everything. Apparently the guy with the meme account might be in legal trouble and he doesn't even get paid for advertising Zootopia,
>>671130672
there is non
>>671130666
literally satan
>>671130754
give us his instagram
Tfw op originally wanted cp
>>671130741
well.. haven't seen that one before. damn..
>>671128287
what's the movie?
>>671130861
Edge.meme
>>671128402
what was it?
>>671130809
go onnn
I'll just post from a few folders without checking, lets see what happens!
>>671124470
Is Robert Paulson.
>>671130809
>wearing a Pajama
MOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSS
>>671130951
Stupid " I'm going to delete this in 2 mins" bullshit
>>671130809
moar pls
>>671129771
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
this is the most degenerate thing i've ever seen on /b/ i think i'm going to cry
>>671130956
t-thats all I have.
sorry anon my porn folder is very lacking :^(
>>671131026
Plse post more hot webm
sure is summer in here
>>671129653
my friends dad was arrested for sharing pics of him when he was 5 while touching his asshole and dick on the internet. it's cp because the kid is touching the adults private parts. he literally but a kid inside his asshole while they both are naked. the kids dick it therefore touching his rectum and that is sexual. that is cp the person who has the pic on his computer should consider deleting the pic before FBI comes to the thread
>>671131221
>you sick fuck
fuck the M's
>FBIiiiiiiiiiii
>>671128407
Thank you.
>>671131320
wtf
anyone with sauce?
>>671131352
I know youre acting retarded but this post literally gave me autism
DON'T LOOK AT THIS cheese!!!
about as random as i could get now
opened browser -- first pic that came up
>>671131423
>lost it and now have a hard on
