you can only post in this thread if you're rich in the only ways that matter
First for Kaybe's the lewdest.
i'm rich in dildos
does that count?
>>671116977
Yeah, what law's butt said. Snarf.
>>671117056
Good, keep all the trash out.
>>671117299
The police never found any evidence for me being lewd, and they had their best investigators on the case.
>>671116804
well, isn't someone super edgy today?
>>671117198
not my character. Mine is this guy
>>671117357
that's actually what I meant
>>671117402
Make g/fur great again
>>671117402
inb4 IawsButt.jpg
>>671117399
>>671117402
They never checked the floorboards in the guest room.
>>671117514
I'm trying to get cast in an indie movie, don't blow this for me. Like you blow everything else in your life. (thanks!)
>>671117584
We'll build a wall
>>671117612
Is it a jpg? I thought it might be a png.
>>671117628
I had my lounge chair set up directly above it.
>>671117584
oh, good. i was worried you were talking about something stupid and metaphysical like happiness.
>>671117628
The Telltale Lewd, by Edgar Allen Poe
starring Kaybe
>>671117768
I mean, it's an indie movie. It's not like it matters anyway.
>>671117768
Maybe it was a png, I don't remember, I had a bit to drink before I posted it.
>>671117768
and we'll make the anons pay for it
>>671117785
but dildos are basically dick shaped happiness
>>671117785
Its the beating of the terrible dildo on top of a stack of porn DVDs and anal beads!
>>671117785
I'm the star of everything.
>>671117937
Nothing matters in this shadowy existence that is our LIVES.
>>671118006
It's for their own good.
>>671118010
The vibrator batteries will run out eventually... if they don't I fear it will drive me mad and I will pull the floorboards off right in front of the police.
>>671117937
Who are these two?
>>671118006
you're not wrong. maybe that's why i spend so much money on them.
>>671118010
>DVDs
i bet kaybe keeps all his porn on blu-rays like any self-respecting fag
>>671118385
that actually explains a lot
>>671118472
Some losers who get commissions all the time. Honestly I think it's just one person pretending he has a boyfriend.
>>671118507
How does it feel to be a background character?
>>671118472
Luc and Leaguefag.
>>671118507
Kaybe's behind the times.
>>671118385
vote self 2016. And god bless America
>>671118507
hey man whatever gives life a meaning
>>671118795
Blu-rays are the future, Snarf. Wake up. The government already has control of your SSDs and hard disk drives.
>>671118922
Born in... uh... Hawaii! Yeah, that's it... Hawaii...
>>671118760
pretty good. i probably have too much dialogue for a background character, though. the kickstarter backers are probably going to be upset with the finished product
>>671118922
kaybe gives my life meaning
Hey there people
>>671119053
that's just unimportant details I'll deal with that when im president
>>671119065
do you have a kaybe shaped dildo?
>>671119065
You're damn right I give your life meaning, without me the story ends, and you're left as dime-store surplus merchandise.
>>671119228
Feeling awful tonight?
>>671119053
The government has the buttplug size you use.
>>671119228
Hello.
im rich in the soul, what do I get?
>>671119364
that picture makes me happy. i can't jerk off to it but it makes me feel good
unless kaybe has a horse or dog penis, no. unless you mean shaped like his entire body. like an oscar award, but a dildo. in that case, also no.
>>671119367
my dreams are merely vivid hallucinations centered around a mysterious being who claims to be my god
i know him only as KAYBE
>>671119648
define rich in the soul
>>671119364
You can change the requirements to becoming president once you become president.
>>671119618
And you don't want to find out what they plant to do with it.
>>671119776
He sounds like he has a big dick, whoever he is.
>>671119367
It is morning and I couldn't be better
>>671119618
Sup?
>>671119955
You couldn't be better, as in you are stuck being really really bad and you can't improve? I assume it's that.
>>671119890
probably. maybe he's compensating by inducing these hallucinations. i'll need more evidence before i can draw a conclusion
>>671120238
You know what they say: "It is easier not to think about things."
I think that's good advice.
>>671120160
Not stopping you from making assumptions but I will point out that they're false
>>671120472
it's true, thinking has caused 100% of the problems in my life.
>>671120472
dont think about it
>>671119890
Ass cyborgs.
>>671119955
Boring night. You?
>>671120599
I'd like to think that we're both right, in our own ways.
>>671120759
God didn't give you a television set so that you could ignore it.
>>671120790
Oh, I won't.
>>671120851
Maybe even ass-tral projection
>>671120964
got my television fix
sitting on my crucifix
the living room or my private womb
while the moms and brads are away
>>671120851
Just woke up, still in bed and being lazy
>>671120964
That's alright I guess
>>671120944
Hai you
>>671121411
Hello
>>671121620
How are you?
>>671121944
Fine.
Still debating on getting that tool. The older version popped up on eBay still sealed and I might go for that instead.
wait this thread is only like 50 images in
damn
More Iaw nudes are needed.
>>671124022
whats the problem
>>671124545
i got his dicky
>>671124621
nothing I'm just surprised
this thread is oooold
>>671124774
no it isn't lol
i am a slut shamer.
>>671124883
yeah huh
1 hour
>>671124774
So do I.
>>671124920
Please give me your cock dad
sluts r gross
like dom
>>671125171
no son, that is slutty and your mother would be very disappointed.
spooter man go away
Spiders? I like spiders.
I'm rich in humor and love
Does that count?
>>671125525
oh hi spiderman
>>671125633
I'm not spiderman, I just like spiders. They're adorable and snuggley.
>>671125594
humor me
>>671125209
Pls dad just for me dude
anyone wanna play town of salem
Would you do?
>>671125959
What do you call a bag that holds a crazy person?
A nut sack.
Coming up with jokes on the spot is difficult. Speaking of cumming, pic related.
>>671127020
you tried and thats enough for me
>>671127306
Where can I find cute submissive furry boys to date?
>>671127755
Your dreams.
*my dreams
>>671127755
>You will never pound Tay's perfect boypussy.
>>671127306
I put a heart there but it was alt code and vanished. <3
>>671128059
fuck
>>671117056
what does that mean?
>>671128572
It means you're gay
Any Ausfags on?
>>671128498
Well, I hear there's this guy named self who will do you in his dreams, maybe you should look into that.
>>671128620
being gay is being rich in a way that matters?
never really thought of it like that
>>671128924
You're welcome
>>671128746
honorary aus here
Why was this thread so hard to find?? the gfur was right there in front of me!
>>671128746
yes, Aus gfur here.
>>671130284
hey dude!
>>671130360
Hello
>>671129739
>>671130230
O'rly, where you from?
>>671127755
by furry boys you mean human beings that like furry, right? Because you're never going to get a perfect furry femboy bf like in that picture.
>>671130490
Town of Faggots, the capital.
>>671130458
What am i'm going to call you? your not a Lucario any more.
>>671130771
Too fucking humid there yo. In the city full of shit drivers; Adelaide.
>>671130771
I don't know.
>>671130580
Obviously.
>>671130977
You never can be sure with furries.
Gay furry porn got me laid. I now have a long distance relationship because of it.
Thankyou Tay & Marty.
>>671130914
S/A is too fucking dry, nose always drys up preventing cock sucking.
All cities have shit driver. least we go 15 over the limit everywhere :)
>>671130975
Well what would you like to be called?
>>671131236
What you called me before is fine.
>>671131093
Certainly. Although, if genetics ever advance to that point I'll be long gone.
>>671127755
- Gay Furries Dating sight
- Gay dating sight search tag furries, furry
>>671130977
I'm a cute femboy furry, even have a fursona and all that.
I don't have high standards, but furries I end up meeting are like... bottom of the barrel bad.
If you have any kind of standards you probably won't find anyone either.
>>671131434
What are your standards
>>671131330
If you really want dating advice, I only have one piece of it for you: don't listen to this >>671131424.
>>671131198
Long distance doesn't work too well. people cheat or say lets open the relationship or some other bullshit like that. Be careful.
>>671131316
Luc it is then. Did you exercise?
>>671131093
Kaybe, i didn't see you earlier. you do your exercises?
>>671131434
Did you romancise the furry fandom? you poor poor femmy boi.
>>671131330
Oh how beautiful that would be
>>671131434
im pretty good for a furry tbh
>>671131580
What he said
That's the despite way
But a way
>>671131728
No
>>671131728
Yeah, I guess. Hello.
>>671131728
It's not even that people cheat, it's just that a completely long distance relationship is fake in my opinion. It's a falsehood.
>>671131424
>>671131580
Y'see, I've already tried this.. I've also tried finding furries in /soc/ threads to one avail which lasted a few months and then ended.
>>671131434
Tell me about yourself, then~ My standards aren't very high, but I bet you're a cutie.
>>671131236
You see the issue with Adelaide is that it is full of old people and Asians - alot moreso than other capital cities. Because the cost of buying a house near town is still affordable we still have a lot of these old people living near town. Because of this we have slow drivers mixed in with us wagecucks trying to get to work, causing havoc. Been late to work so many times because some retiree going 45 down a single lane 50 road. Reality is in other cities these people are forced to the outer suberbs. Have to say though that although old people are slow, it is usually women who drive shit. Every near-miss I have had is because of a woman is either not following the road rules, not paying attention or using their phone, and that one occasion one of the women was clearly on meth.
>>671131822
Come on man, i ask you everyday. you're going to say "yes i did, i felt great!" one day.
>>671131890
Yeah, it's like a online wedding in wow, BF in online only. all the same difference. So you did exercise? great to hear, i powerwashed the house and driveway. it made a huge difference..
>>671131899
If you're trying to meet people who are openly furries you're going to get a whole lot of weird and not much else. Why is them being furry so important for you?
>>671131728
We have been best friends for most our lives, lived on the same street even for much of it. I still see him atleast a couple of times a year. We have discussed a lot that yeah it's too far away for a proper relationship so if someone else comes into our lives then don't put your shit on hold, just go for it.
So really its more just casual fuckbuddies with someone who is your best friend.
>>671132133
^ This, you're usually better off finding someone you're compatible with and then introducing the whole furry thing as a kink.
>>671132128
I ran out of junk food to eat, which is how I usually stifle my boredom. Had to get creative. Sometimes we all need a little pressure wash. Getting the place ready to sell?
>>671132128
I wanna go to the gym and swim to work out. Snarf keeps calling me fat. :, (
>>671132315
>>671132133
Because I feel like if I did that then they might freak out and/or think of me as a freak. It's not a very mainstream fetish and, as we all know, popular media has certainly not helped.
>>671131984
True, but they won't move out when it's expensive either. they will sit and sit and sit on it waiting for more and more money from a sale. then they die and the house is held hostage by their family and gets sold to some hindu or chinese family.
My younger bro was plowed by a 4WD driven by a women when he was riding a push bike, on a seperate bike path 7m away from the road. He's alright, just fractured ribs and a broke shoulder.
>>671132133
He wan't to be fucked by a horse dildo.
>>671132283
well that's not a intimate releationship. so that's all good.
>>671132404
yeap. doing painting tomorrow inside and some outside stuff.
>>671132480
swimming is a swole's fat burn. Do it!
>>671132495
If he freaks out over something that insignificant you shouldn't be considering a serious relationship anyway. It's a non-issue. Don't even worry about it.
>>671132495
If your partner would end a relationship because you have a weird harmless kink then chances are they probably weren't the one.
>>671132128
Never.
Also debating on whether to get the new or old model of that tool I was talking about. As soon as I get ready to go and buy the new model, the old one pops up on E-bay bran fucking new in case.
We have these parties in Australia called "Neko Nation." It's essentially a furry-themed party/club thing. I have never been because the photos are too cringeworthy. Not all furfags are attractive young men, often they are more of the disgusting unkept neet/weeb variety.
pic related
>>671131533
>>671131728
>>671131750
>>671131899
I've been around furry long enough to know not to romanticize the idea of getting a furry bf. There are attractive guys out there, though from what I've seen the attractive/social furries are bisexual.
Anyway my standards don't require some chad. I've been called cute and all, but I'm an uncomfortable shut in, so just some normal guy in regards to appearance and interests being sweet and comforting gets my attention much more.
I would like to be friends with a person before thinking of dating them. I'm not into drama, so I like to know who I'm going to be sharing my personal thoughts and feelings with.
Most people are either too cool for me, which makes me feel inadequate.
Or someone is way too desperate and makes me uncomfortable.
Furry dating is hard if you're trying to go about it with the intention of having a stable ground to start from.
Sorry that took awhile to reply.
>>671132637
I loathe painting. Indoor is bad enough, outdoor is a nightmare.
>>671132691
>>671132650
True. Honestly, I'm tempted to try out pet play via /d/. Not sure how that'd work out, though.
>>671132495
I did what was suggested above. introduced it as a kink later one. they were ok with it. but i didn;t dress up or anthing, just the dildos and artwork.
>>671132650
this is true, people are much more accepting now with the PC culture we have now.
>>671132731
get a cheap 2nd hand one to see if it will save you time everyday first. why spend $250 on a great tool if you only use it twice a week?
>>671132803
never heard of them thank fuck. you won't see me there at all.
>>671133031
I mean, it would be online RPing is how it would work out. Not sure what you would be expecting.
>>671133059
Yeah, you've still got to watch out for those stray Mac elitists though.
>>671132637
>My younger bro was plowed by a 4WD driven by a women
Shit that's fucking heavy man. I would be bloody pissed about that.
Because of all these shit drivers I am planning to take out 3rd party insurance, just incase one does something stupid, causes an accident and then tries to claim I am the one at fault and make me pay to fix up their 100k car their rich husband bought.
>well that's not a intimate releationship. so that's all good.
It's intimate when we are together. But yeah, gotta be realistic about this long distance stuff.
>>671132975
Dude that's a good response. I was expecting some prick shit but you're just someone with normal standards kek
>>671133059
Oh, I think I'd use it much more then that.
And the reason I am looking at the E-bay one is there's no second hand ones up of the old version.
The new version will come with a warranty and future support from the company if it breaks
>>671133031
Relationship > Sexual needs.
>>671132803
those are just the ones that go to social clubs and let furry be a defining trait of their personality.
>>671132975
Don't be sorry, just be out there. you'll find the right guy, someday. Being a shut in sucks balls.
>>671132985
but the smell is great! I love painting!
>>671133290
it's so cheap you should have it anyways. less than 20$/month.
>>671133326
Like daily? for you or for your work?
>>671133482
Hello Law. how are you?
Anyone met any fursuiters IRL or gone to like one of those fursuit meetups before? Were the people there good, normal people just having some innocent fun or was it more pervy weird people?
>>671133725
Both. and Yes, most likely daily if not every other day.
They're the same company that made my iron so I can trust their quality I think.
>>671133658
Agreed, the respectable furries are the ones who accept that this is nothing more than a fetish.
>>671133725
Feeling like shit but that's usual for a Friday.
>>671133725
I mean, yeah, I guess if you huff paint thinner before, during, and after, it might take the edge off a bit. I haven't given that a try myself.
>>671133796
They're like weeaboos, but with animal penis. Whether you think that's weird or not is up to you.
>>671132975
>just some normal guy in regards to appearance and interests being sweet and comforting gets my attention much more.
I'd like to think I look alright and I love being sweet and comforting, if that's what you meant. I also wouldn't intend to date someone from the get-go; it's always better to talk to someone for a while first.
And don't be sorry, it's fine!
>>671133482
They're both pretty important.
>>671133796
No. i'd have to webcam them first before we would meet up. then i'd only wan to see their suit in private not public.
>>671133925
There has to be a cheaper one around. Does it have to be that brand?
>>671133966
You drinking tonight? or staying here?
>>671134077
well itt's not huffing per say. i just leave the door semi closed...
>>671133796
I hear it's about 50/50 at furry cons. Sometimes it's fairly normal and then sometimes its full on autism.
>>671134178
You can have a healthy relationship without sex but sex without a relationship is just being slutty, and it's easier to get a dildo than a boyfriend.
>>671134287
I would be drinking but I'm usually a trainwreck of nerves on Fridays because I've got a tough class schedule from 8-5.
>>671134287
I tried off brand shit.
You get what you pay for.
>>671132133
I never was the type of furry to obsess over cartoon animals, and grow up to be furry. I was apathetic towards girls in my teenage years, then I discovered gfur. Not just sex but the romantic side of things too. hugging, kissing, cuddling, having sex with someone you love.
All with a comforting furry twist to it. It was easier to accept. I'm full blown faggot now, but I can't help but look at a guy, and think of furry stuff. All the pet names, fusonas being together, cute stuff, etc just makes me feel a bit more happy about being a sissie little gay boy.
Having a furry bf would be my first choice. I won't turn down someone not into it, but then again I'm a shut in and probably only will meet/feel comfortable around other furries.
>>671134412
I honestly would be interested in going to one at somestage just satisfy my anthropological urges.
>>671134412
lol class 8-5.
wait till you've been working 8-5 for 12 years. then see how much you miss class.
>>671134416
Yeah. In the end i have no idea how good this thing is, don't let me influence your decision.
>>671134501
In that case you are part of the furry fandom in a way that I am unable to relate to, and my advice will probably not be very helpful. Go to furry conventions or something and look for the regular ones I guess.
>>671134412
True, but for me a relationship HAS to have some sex. I know it's different for everyone, however, and I respect that.
>>671134501
Also this dude captured what I was trying to say,
>probably only will meet/feel comfortable around other furries
>>671134813
Well, I tried a Chinese iron. Couldn't keep a steady temperature worth a dam. Then the iron snapped in two as it was hot and nearly burned me.
I swore off cheap off brand shit right then.
>>671134813
class sounds harder to be honest
work is just the repetitive same old shit you do everyday in class you have to understand whats happening
>>671135052
Depends completely on the job and the class.
>>671134813
>wait till you've been working 8-5 for 12 years
Idk about you, but when I was at uni it was more an all day, every day sort of thing. I much prefer a work day because you get to come home and relax. When studying you have got assignments to do, homework, readings - all that stressful shit.
>>671135130
lets say software engineering class and being a software engineer
>>671135341
It would still depend on the particular job and the particular classes.
>>671134958
it wasn't iron then :)
>>671135052
Nah the grind will get you down. repetitive work is not paid very well. if you get a degree, you'll be doing design, consultancy, science, reports, testing, standing in court testifying. etc. if you want repetitive then flip burgers. you want money you gotta be the person making decisions.
>>671135257
when i get back from work, i gym, then cook, stretch, shower, clean my mess. then goto ed so i can wake up at 6am do a jog, goto work at 8am. homework had been replaced with house work.
>>671133796
I have a fursuit, and I've been to a con, and some meet ups.
Fursuiters are usually the more attractive/socially outgoing furries.
I mean the more you put into furry, as a social thing, a community. fursuiting, cons, meet-ups, dating, and friends. That person is most likely going to be outgoing, keep up their appearance, and be cool to hang out with.
Not all furries are alright, but they do a decent job at shunning the more outcast/fringe furries.
Though that works the other way too, if most of the furries around you are weird and creepy, they're going to make any normal furry cringe and stay far away. So I guess it depends on where you live, or how popular the con you're going to is.
>>671134629
I tried, saw so much autism I didn't even go in but from what people tell me that's not always the case.
>>671134813
These classes are a little insane.
>>671134862
Most healthy relationships have sex but sex without a healthy relationship doesn't help with much.
>>671135449
>>671135449
I don't own a house but for me I follow a similar routine: wake up, shower, go to work, work 8-4, go to gym/training/sport with mates, go home, shower, eat, get shit ready for tomorrow, relax for 3-4 hours. No assignments to panic doing.
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>671135423
alright lets go with woman studies class and being a PR consultant for some firm
>>671135449
and learning new shit everyday doesnt?
New bread thread?
>>671135796
That doesn't change anything
>>671135557
At least peoples lives are not at stake, unlike say fire engineering and design.
>>671135533
Exactly. your social experience is exactly that, being social with people you want to hang with and them with you. you look after yourself and you hang with others like you.
>>671135586
it's a living. don't be so shocked.
>>671135790
relax for 34 hrs? how much sleep you getting? 5?
>>671135796
I'm still learning new shit, just i have to do it with my own little free time.
>>671135933
you don't change anything
>>671135533
So if I were to turn up with say a pair of ears on, maybe slightly drunk to take away that socially anxious voice inside my head and remove the massive feeling of cringe. Would I likely have a good time? What would I experience?
>>671136081
Usually about 7 hours. If I gym after work, I get home just after 6, eaten and showered by about 7:15. Doing what I want not long after that, sleep at like 11-12, get up at 7am. Usually do most my ironing and washing on the weekend so that saves time.