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Well, I'm feeling better now Anonymous. It's really
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Well, I'm feeling better now Anonymous. It's really rude how you couldn't even stop by to say hi last night. I was sick and everything...

Anyway, come in for advice, fortune-telling, or just a friendly chat.
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>>671073482
I would have stopped by had you let me know! Glad you're better though, have a bump.
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>>671073482
implying anon has the attention span to remember a link when you didn't provide one...
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>>671073628
I don't think you were around. Most of the regulars weren't actually...

Thanks for the bump, though.
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>>671073753
A link for Anonymous? What?
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I'm beginning to think I may in fact have a problem.
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im here tonight heres your bump
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>>671074439
We all have problems, some more grievous than others.
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What did I miss?
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>>671074670
everything
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>>671073482

Tell my fortune pls.
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>>671074439
Is your problem being too cute?

>>671073793
Probably wasn't.
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>>671073482
Recognize this area?
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>>671074829
If only.
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>>671074439
What sort of problem?

>>671074502
Ah, thanks. At least it won't die quite as pathetically as last night.

>>671074670
Nothing special...
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>>671074968
I'm so weeb I've developed a minor obsession for a voice actress, time to exit life.
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>>671075359
What about entering night? Take my hand, we're off to never-never land.
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>>671074952
Well maybe that's just a problem for me then.

>>671075359
It's okay, we've all been losers before.

It's kinda dead in here, usually there's more anime fags. I am not a robot
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>>671075643
I actually wasn't expecting that.
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>>671075773
nah man you're totally a robot
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>>671075795
Never underestimate my capacity for dumb jokes~
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I wonder why I have so many of these...

>>671075773
I'm not a loser, she's just super cute!

>>671076381
It made me chuckle, I'll admit.
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>>671076454
Well good!

Eesh, there really isn't anybody coming in...
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>>671076808
yep, looks like another slow night
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>>671077005
Slow is one thing, but this...
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>>671073482
You're up quite early

Not sure who I spoke to last on Steam, however if they are here and recognize me they will be happy to know that trials so far into the narcissism experiment have been very positive.

I suspect my wife's recent lack of interest in listening to me bitch about my life has had a severe negative impact on my self esteem and ultimately my mood. However in attempts to supplement by randomly talking about myself to strangers I've noticed greater enjoyment from films and games, as well as a distinct desire to get out of bed this morning.

I'm also happy to report that after many, MANY years of confusion and study I may have had an epiphany with regards to the whole flirting-harassment border. The use of socially accepted tools (music being the primary) can be used to filter women prior to any attempts to converse. Simply play rap music about sex and all of the women who are at high risk for calling the cops will leave the room, leaving only women who are safe to talk to. Not that I will have much opportunity to make use of this information, but it both warrants further study and could serve as an aide for nerds everywhere.
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>>671077482
yeah, pretty dead
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Totally going to infest this thread with my shit.
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>>671078025
It's 8 PM...

And uhh... I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm glad it's working for you.
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>>671078075
have fun with that
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>>671078543
Well it's better than nothing.
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>>671078075
She really is cute, so I don't mind.
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>>671078644
I know right?
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>>671078633
you do have a point with that
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>>671078824
I always have a point.
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>>671078530
I usually don't see these threads until closer to 10pm

As far as what I'm talking about, I'll summarize:

>I've been suffering severe depression with no obvious cause
>A "Louise" spoke with me for a few hours on Steam
>Through the conversation I developed a theory as to why I'm depressed
>I've been applying scientific method to my theory

As far as the flirting-harassment border, that's unrelated but just a curiosity of mine. I've always wondered how you're supposed to flirt with women when saying "hi" in the wrong way can put you in jail for the night. You're literally risking screwing your ENTIRE LIFE every time you try to talk to a woman. Then to complicate the matter women will simultaneously read and write romance novels ("exciting"), bitch about porn ("objectifying"), strip ("empowering"), complain about men ("pigs"), and listen to rap ("sex")... So who fucking knows what they're thinking.

I've realized that women are divided into two groups: the group that will simply say "ew" and walk away if they're not interested, and the group that will pepper spray you. The latter group won't stick around if you play music about sex, but neither group will call the cops on your for doing so since it's a socially accepted convention. Ergo songs about sex work as a filter to find "safe" women to flirt with.
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>>671078972
please stop this
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>>671079102
I can't!
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I like hurting people.
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>>671079102
its already begun theres no stopping it now
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>>671079698
ok ika
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>>671079698
A lot of people do.
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>>671079698
go take your pills ika
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>>671073482
read my palms faggot
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Wasn't around too much last night myself. Sorry!
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>>671079796
Master?
>>671079824
I wish to meet those people
>>671079963
No thank you, Nevada~
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>>671079824
Sounds like a shitty crowd.
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>>671080270
Please, you'll never be good enough to be mine.
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>>671080020
They say that you're a homo.

>>671080270
They tend to be all around you.

>>671080437
I dunno, I kind of do. In controlled environments, but still.
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Well I was ignored surprisingly quickly

Guess this circlejerk has gone around enough times that new-comers are barely welcome. I'll duck out, then.
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>>671080538
Which Kanra are you?
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>>671080043
only made it to 3 posts last night
>>671080270
when the fuck did i become nevada
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>>671080577
Where?
>>671080630
Never e-beg for attention
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>>671080630
Which one are you? If you were the person talking to Reimu, she'll be back soon I think.
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>>671079095
I see. Louise isn't here tonight, but she's a good person. I'm glad she could help you out.

As for the whole flirting thing, I think you're being a liiittle bit too paranoid about that... your view of women seems a bit skewed.

>>671080043
Hey there! It's fine, we weren't open for more than 15 minutes in the end... I had a fever, but I tried to open up anyway because I said I would. But no one came!

>>671080020
Alright, I'll have your reading up in one sec.
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>>671080577
I'm not sure if that counts though.
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>>671080655
Not yours, slut.
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>>671080780
You should really get NameSnyc or never post without imgs
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>>671080966
Who are you then?
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>>671080630
Wanna try waiting a little bit longer before you start whining like a big baby and accusing people? Sheesh...
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>>671080838
Everywhere.

>>671080957
Well I can't say that it wouldn't transfer to uncontrolled environments, can I?
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>>671081266
Hello there, who might you be?
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>>671080020
Before I duck out, I actually know palmistry so I'll give this a shot. I've got a serious hand fetish so I learned as an excuse to stare at girls' hands in school:

You have a thick and healthy life line, meaning you're physically well. The flat curve to it suggests you aren't fit (in shape), but you are still healthy.

The head line and life line are joined at the start, suggesting a difficult childhood. They split fairly early. Things probably got easier around age 8 or so.

Your heart line is broken, suggesting you will suffer great heartbreak and never recover. Divorce is likely in your future. Your heart line also ends below your index finger, meaning that love comes slowly for you but burns deep when felt.

Your fate line ends at your head line. This means you can be very stubborn or bullish. You refuse to accept the advice of others.

The sister line detaches from the fate line. This suggests you have trouble maintaining control in your life. You probably can't hold on to money, and will always find yourself in a dire emergency.
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>>671080780
Only 3? Good god...
>>671080897
Orange juice and chicken soup! White mans cure for the cold never fails!
>>671081057
Is NameSync even still a thing? I remember some bad stuff happened over it, didn't it?
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>>671081057
i put an image on there but it apparently didnt register and ill pass on getting namesync
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>>671081341
A person.
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>>671081266
I have a feeling it wouldn't.
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>>671081719
Oh I don't know, the adrenaline rush and stuff would still be a thing.
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>>671081582
Mhm it's still a thing, a very good thing too. **if you like to know when you turn on your pc or phone**
>>671081635
Why are you lying to me? I'm an angel
>>671081703
You can tell me who you are, I won't get all biased
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>>671080020
Here you go!
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>>671081931
That would require me to be.
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>>671081929
It would but you don't seem the type that would strike first.
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>>671073482
Oh based Reimu, send help. I've got a crush with a compulsive memer and probable faggot over the internet.

Give fortune for xXSwagMan69Xx
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>>671082180
Are you someone I know?
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>>671082367
> xXSwagMan69Xx has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "20".

Hmmm.. that's a tough one. More than likely, you're gonna have to learn to accept her meming tendencies and... dare I say it... maybe even become one yourself!
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>>671073482
Tried twice to get omeone to just talk to me.
All the threads 404d.
Anyways, Im stupidly high on MDMA right now.
AMA
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>>671081635
Sup Spartanbro.

>>671081931
>being an angel
Enjoy being inferior to mankind.

>>671080897
That flu I had turns out to be antibactrial-residtsnt strep. Still sick and I even avoided silver and 57. Rolling for hiw my PT test will go on monday.
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>>671082639
I don't think you've ever known me.
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>>671082850
>I cannot spell
Man I'm fucked up.
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>>671081931
Huh. Well, I've always prided myself on recognizing typing patterns. In the past, I could figure out who was who without even needing pictures at one point. Although, with all these new people, it's a tad more difficult.
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>>671082793
What's it like? How do you feel? I'll admit I tried something that was supposed to be that once... it didn't do anything for me for a long time, but then I drank some rum and suddenly I was filled with energy and ended up fervently doing the dishes by hand even though I had a dishwasher available.
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>>671081366
this is actually 100% accurate. im stubborn as a mule and my only gf of three years cheated on me alot and i have very severe trust issues from that. we broke up recently but dear god did i put everything i had into that relationship, she was everything to me. i have no concern for money and i have absolutely no idea where i want to steer my life. im turning 21 soon and im literally up in the fucking air
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>>671082359
I wouldn't, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy striking back.

>>671082711
He was always a meme, Reimu. Always.
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>>671082850
Angels and humans are completely equal in the eyes of the Lord God
>>671082855
Have we met before at least?
>>671083025
I guess you don't need Namesync then :/
And it's fun to keep learning, I want to do the same thing but i'm lazy..
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>>671083346
Everyone enjoys winning at self-defense.
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>>671082711
If I must. Her meming tendencies are kind of cute to be honest, so I don't think it's too much of a problem.
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>>671074502
10/10 god-tier webm
>mfw I actually get the file name reference
Although that's not what he does in the original video, sadly
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What the fuck kind of thread is this? it makes no sense, then again neither does my life, so screw it!
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>>671083721
nerd
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>>671082850
Ouch... sorry. Wait, you avoided them? There's your problem! You're supposed to hoard your lucky keywords like a dragon hoards gold!

>Pee Tee has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "52".
Don't ask me if that fortune means anything. I'm really not supposed to do it twice for one person.

>>671083346
Oh, well it should be pretty easy then!
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>>671083778
This is a Reimu thread. Hi I'm Reimu. How are you doing tonight?
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>>671083346
Maybe.

>>671083549
I think most people enjoy fighting, even if they don't let themselves think that. It's a primal urge and causes a lot of pleasurable chemicals to be released in your brain.

>>671083865
I wouldn't know.
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tfw reimu is so perfect and i want all of her attentions
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>>671084123
Damn I mislinked. >>671083528
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>>671083219
What you describe sounds more like an amphetimane (I reallyt cant spell,. all thw words kinda float into each other. thna MDM.

Very simplified: when you do something good in your life your brain gives you dopamine and SEROTONIN. Serotonin is the happy chemichal.
And it takes awhile for this serotonin to build up so you have a little deposit of it when needed used. Anyway, MDMD basically removes all limits
Let's, for hope of a b beter tomorrword:
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>>671083528
It's not too hard if it's spread out. I'd say casually, I could know everyone i talk to in here in about a month! It's just about learning about the person you're talking to.
For instance, since this Chief is the same one from back then, I can recognize when it's him just by sarcasm and smart ass remarks alone!
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>>671084198
-attentions you to death-
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im hungry someone make me food
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>>671081582
yeah i couldnt be there because i was making this comeback happen
>>671081931
im not lying
>>671082850
hi templarbro
>>671083721
glad you like it
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>>671084329
I mean, I wasn't asking about the science behind it. I know that much. Subjectively, what's going on in your head right now?
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>>671083528
>believing that
Angels are and always have been servants, they lack the ability to be saved in death, course I never heard of one dying at all.

I don't know/interact with you but I approve of the avatar choice.

>>671083865
No, you did a forture FOR my sickness, not me. And I use the fortunes for specific events, my luck overall is supposed to be very bad with my lucky word [REDACTED] and number [ERROR MESSAGE]

>>671084457
Fucking savage
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kinda late, but still

ARMPITS
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>>671083219
It's like having an orgasm ALL THE TIME.
And it's never as good d the first time you do it
You keep chasing that high.
Where you at bro, might be able to hook you up.
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>>671084597
Too bad the tea and cookies guy isn't here... I miss that guy.
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>>671084123
I don't know, adrenaline rushes kinda mess me up.
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>>671084290
I can't get a straight answer out of you, huh....
>>671084335
He types just like Nevada and I get them confused a lot...
I'm very easy to pick out because I don't write periods at the end of my sentence
>>671084597
She doesn't have any
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>>671084457
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>>671085116
I enjoy them. Kind of.

>>671085119
Can't get anything straight out of me, generally.
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>>671083823
Fight me brah, Halo is the tits, and so are baikus
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>>671084792
Right now? I'm just terrrified of the comedown. And yet I can't be trusted becase of the MDMA. Everone should try MDMA at least once in their life,..
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>>671084817
It's never too late for armpits.

>>671084901
Kufufu... Gensokyo, Japan. I don't think I'd try it more than once. I heard each time you do that stuff it's like taking an ice cream scoop out of your brain.

>>671084805
Ohh, I see.
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>>671084719
Your WebM's are killing my computer...
>>671084805
W-well, hi, I'm Ikaros... i'm an angeloid and i love my master. I try to be the best person i can be and help others
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>>671084719
Now that's sneaky as fuck. I like it!
>>671085119
I don't think I've ever met Nevada so no problems on my end.
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>>671085296
what do you do for a living?
>>671085297
Halo is terrible, it takes all my ammo to kill one alien
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>>671085510
Nevada is an evil little thing... please stay away from her
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>>671085170
-attentions your details-
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>>671085556
I don't.
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>>671085429
sounds like a personal problem
>>671085510
oh it was great, someone was raging so hard because of it
>>671085556
plasma pistol and any precision weapon is your friend
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>>671085385
kufufu? What's that.
And dont buy in ti the propaganda. You most certainly do no scoop out a part of your brain.
All it does is unlock certain chemicals in your brain so that you gain immediate access to them instead of just a tiny bit at a time.

Holy shit, so horny. Cant get my dick up though. Common side effect.
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>>671085556
That's your argument, really? Not sure if you are joking. Lot's of other reasons to hate Halo than the amount of ammo it takes to kill a couple of ayy lmaos.

>>671084719
What's your GT? Wanna play sometime maybe?
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>>671085670
-kisses-
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>>671085704
You don't what?
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>>671085981
Live.
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>>671085820
Those are the only weapons.......
>>671085865
I only played for 5 mins and never again :p
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>>671085865
its in the webm
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There is this girl i know. She is a riot, but she is taken. Wat do?
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>>671085652
Oh come on, surely no body could be THAT bad... except for that one person, uh, Evan or something like that.
>>671085820
Rage is the best, especially when you win out of the blue from a situation most people assume you've lost!
>>
>>671085826
Er... it's like, an onomatopoeia for snickering, I guess.

That sounds like a pain. What's the use of being horny if you can't do anything about it?
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>>671086127
Aight, gotcha.
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>>671086068
Why don't you live?
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>>671086068
But you aren't dead.
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>>671086183
Nothing you can do... it's not a good idea to try to break people up, and that's assuming it's possible to begin with. Look for another riot, instead.

>>671085894
-licks-
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>>671086183
Don't be a cuck and take her for yourself
>>671086220
are you an oldfriend?
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>>671086487
-feels your cold wet tongue between her legs and gasps softly-
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>>671086119
any plasma weapon rips through shields and leaves the enemy open for a barrage of bullets, not that hard
>>671086220
yep thats the best kind
>>
>>671086749
Aah!

I-I wasn't trying to lick there!
>>
>>671086417
I just don't.

>>671086432
Or maybe I was all along.
>>
>>671086252
I see. Usually don't lurk these kind of threads so unsure of the "lingo" even though I'll probably never ever say "kufufu".

And to answer your previous question. Right now my head is like a marshmallow. The music I'm listening to have increased tenfold in awesomeness.
It's like when you're stoned and listening to music, it sounds better. But now. Oh man. It's intense.

Where you fromn? Might be able to hook you up should you want it.
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>>671086749
gay
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>>671086970
I don't recall smelling any decomposition though.
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>>671087198
That's because I'm a ghost, silly. I feel like I've heard this plot somewhere before...
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>>671087048
That sounds pretty fun. I live in a pretty remote part of Japan though, so I doubt you're nearby...
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I think I should go now... Reimu-chan is making my heart feel weird...

bye..
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>>671086614
Kinda. I used to lurk way back in the day, but never really ever talked.
>>671086799
Hopefully I can get some of that to happen tonight, friends are bugging to play stuff again. Might pop back in after if we're still around!
>>
>>671073482
May you read me my fortune please?
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>>671087349
You're surprisingly solid for a ghost then.
>>
>>671087524
good luck pissing people off
>>671087609
need a name
>>
>>671087609
Yep! I just need a name to use on your omikuji.

>>671087457
Uhh... s-see ya...
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>>671087728
When I want to be.
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>>671087448
If getting an orgasm every 10 seconds is considered fun, then this is fucking the most hilarous shit ever.

Well, that sucks. I have all this MDMA and no one to share it with.
If you want to know more about the effect I'll gladly tell you.
>>
>>671088157
Mm, you can tell me more if you want. I was just curious and making conversation since you said to ask you anything.
>>
>>671087997
Hnn... n-nice lips...
>>
>>671087834
punk is my name no joke. thanks
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>>671088967
She's just super cute.
>>
>>671089134
>Punk has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "65".
Looks like you're gonna make some friends this year!

>>671089221
She really is... 10/10 waifu material...
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>>671089436
11/10
>>
>>671088654
Methaline Dioxide MethAmphetamine is a psycho-active substance.
It warps and twists reality. But the thing is.. you dont care. You're too busy feeling like a fucking god.

Two other points about MDMA in geneal:
1.
Sex is of no interest to you unless you want it to be. And there is no such thing as "gay" when you and a male friend are massaging each other. Just being close to another member of the homo sapiens sapiens is one of the best feelings in the world (on MDMA).
2.these posts take like forever to write. Have to go back all the time and correct my words.
This wasn't my intended "number 2" but it turned out better than expected.
>>
>>671090024
Now at that point I think you're being unfair to the scale.
>>
>>671090208
Hehe... speaking from my very limited experiences with drugs... I know that feel. Everything that requires any kind of concentration takes forever.
>>
>>671090273
But still not fair enough to the waifu in question!
>>
>>671090447
Especially on this, I'm actually diverting time away from pleasure to be able to answer you coherently.
Or semi-coherently.
Anyways. If you ever come out towards Europe then start a thread about it like a week in advance so I have time to see it and then we'll go to the best unlicensed "black-club" as they are called and do copious amounts of MDMA and have a jolly good time lel.
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>>671090592
I'm bored
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>>671073482
>fortune telling
Tell me about myself.
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>>671091302
Teehee. I'll keep that in mind~
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>>671091665
You're lonely, you skinny-fat, you like traps and memes and you have one hand on your cock atm
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>>671091590
go fap
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>>671091590
Does your heart still feel funny?

>>671091665
I do omikuji readings, which are pretty much just a reading of your luck for this year. What name should I use?
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>>671091937
i did yesterday
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>>671092038
very..
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i am also bored
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>>671091923
quit projecting ika
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>>671092152
Mm... sorry...
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>>671092253
The struggle is real
>>671092262
Who?
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>>671092331
It's fine... I like feeling alive
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I could have gotten last img but I chose no to

-yuuka
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>>671092408
yer mum fag
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>>671092618
I don't have one of those

-yuka
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>>671091786
Definitely do that. I love meeting new people and hear their stories.
>>
Should I bother making another one? It's been dreadfully slow tonight...

Also, rastu.
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>>671092855
let it die, it really is slow :/
-yuka
>>
I'm so late :I

~Bell
>>
Whelp, we lost. Ah well, we'll win next time. So what, hit image cap or somethin?
>>
>>671073482

Her feet look strange
>>
>>671093400
very late
>>671093757
yep image cap, no clue if theres gonna be another thread
>>
Hillary is going to beat Bernie, oh my god

-Yuuka
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>>671094388
>Trump the Grump is going to win then
pl0x no

>>671093950
I'm sorry, I was enjoying conquests and Full Metal Jacket. Really fun.
>>
>>671093950
Well, if there is great! If not ah well, I'll see ya next time then Chief!
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>>671094856
Honestly Trump would be better than any democrat for republican running atm
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>>671094856
id tell ya to show me your war face but image cap
>>671095016
eh probably not gonna be another so see ya next time makoto
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>>671095028
Trump is a dancing monkey. Really enjoyable to watch, not as useful in practice
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>>671095444
PRIVATE, DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?
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>>671095794
SIR, NO SIR
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>>671096048
BULLSHIT, I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A WATER HOSE!
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>>671095640
I hope he wins, I'm going to help him build the wall
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>>671096151
SIR NO SIR
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>>671096340
PRIVATE, HOW TALL ARE YOU?
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>>671096451
SIR FIVE FOOT NINE SIR
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>>671096340
>>671096451

CoDfags pls go
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>>671096625
PRIVATE, I DID NOT KNOW THEY STACK SHIT THAT HIGH
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>>671096635
>implying CoD
>>
>>671096635
>not knowing Full Metal Jacket
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>>671096948
CS;GO master race
>>671097215
>being an adult
>still watching anime
>>
>>671097815
>Full Metal Jacket isn't an anime
>whatthefuck.jpg
>>
>>671097984
Oh I was thinking of full metal panic
>>
>tfw your thread is still alive after playing 2 games of Isaac
>>
>>671097815
>CS:GO
>good

>full metal jacket
>anime

>implying you're an adult
>>
>>671099425
i will be in september
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>>671099679
I'll be gone til November
>>
>>671100083
What do you mean by that?
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>>671100209
Every time I make a run, girl you turn around and cry
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>>671100209
You obviously have autism
>>
>>671100423
>>671100442
i don't know which one i was responding to...
>>
why is this thread still alive
>>
>>671101094
Because Reimu hasn't officially said good bye
>>
>>671101190
This

~Bell
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>>671101375
Hello ~Bell, I'm Yuuka
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>>671101479
Hello!
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>>671100889
I ax myself... why oh why
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>>671101616
Do you like reimu-chan's threads?
>>
>>671101799
I do enjoy them quite a bit!
>>
>>671101983
that's great xD Did she bring you here, or did you find it on your own?
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>>671102207
I found it one day while being bored, and though it seemed kinda nice.
>>
>>671102461
sorry to cut this short v.v
bye bell <3
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>>671102781
Goodbye!

~Bell
>>
adfsas
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>>671103385
why
>>
g
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>>671104237
well, why not?
>>
>>671104402
This poor thread has lived far longer than it needed to. It was already a husk to begin with, why make it suffer any longer?
>>
>>671104543
i like watching things suffer
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>>671104730
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>>671105282
i love it
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>>671105418
Whatever floats your boat I guess. . .

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>>671105613
This is the last bump~

No more suffering
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>>671105685

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Thank you! Goodnight!
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>>671105822
goodnight <3
>>
Ayyy, can I get a fortune?
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>>671104257
h
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>>671106310
It's way too late for that, but I guess I'll do it just this once. What's your name?
>>
>>671106477
go to bed reimus
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>>671106582
Dawson
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>>671106723
Why did you link me?
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>>671107052
Didn't mean to
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>>671107308
Stupid fuck

>>671106477
see
>>671106723
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>>671106723
   _,,....,,_  _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
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Don't let it die.
>>
NO!
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>>671110191
What could you possibly be getting out of this
>>
ahhh!
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