waifu thread
claim your waifu
hes mine
Rabu
>>671067343
>only waifu thread on the catalog
It's something at least.
>Ruri claimed
>>671067343
MINE
how long is she your waifu?
I don't have a waifu.
A 2-D woman doesn't have lower standards than 3-D.
>>671067715
>>671067343
inaba claimed
>>671067892
good taste btw
>>671067343
>>671067892
Yo
>>671068420
LOL that text
My Frost Queen <3
I love her so much.
>>671069366
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>671067343
the one and only
Miho claimed
>>671069450
Why? This isn't a suicide thread.
>>671069554
Not bad.
This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My waifu, without me, is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must fire in my waifu true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to take my waifu. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My waifu and I know that what counts in this war is not the love we fire, the noise of our love, nor the sex we make. We know that it is the moments that count. We will not be tsundere... My waifu is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a marriage. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my waifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My waifu and I are the defenders of our love. We are the masters of our passion. We are the saviors of my life.
kill yourself
imma claim me this piece of ass
>>671069698
Coffee is better.
Obligatory claim.
>>671069554
WEAK
Mine
>>671069977
Is this that famous banknote under your hand
mine
>>671070055
So you say.
>>671069977
Hello again hand-kun
>>671069554
Heyo Miho.
>>671069889
It is.
>>671069823
Heyo Bun Bun.
>>671070760
Stop it!
>>671071240
No!
>>671068415
Thank you, kind anon.
>>671068483
Did work go well?
>>671071240
I'm warning you.
>>671071898
Oops, meant >>671071424
>>671071565
Was slow, what you up to?
>>671070760
Heyo Miho, how's the past few hours been treating you?
>>671072091
Nothing important, wasting my time on Hstone.
Any plans for the weekend?
>>671072160
Hey again, hand-kun.
>>671072421
Welcome back, Hank.
>>671072546
Hey Ruri, how have these past few hours been treating you?
>>671071436
slut
Lain claimed
>>671072546
Trump is coming relatively close to where I live. I'm lazy so I probably won't go, but that's an option
this!
>>671072021
No!
>>671072160
Dying. And now im going to go get a pizza bbl
>>671070760
>>671071424
She's the sweetest little rosebud that Saunders ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds, they sparkle like the dew
You may talk about your Miho-chan and sing of Anchovy
But the Yellow Rose of Saunders is the only girl for me!
>>671072663
They're doing their job, not much else to say.
By the way, do you have Steam?
>>671072854
Is some random speech worth your already worthless time?
Probably not.
>>671073343
You're always late, Holsts.
Claimed.
All day, er'ry day.
>>671073364
But I said stop!
I go hard in the mothafuckin paint nigga
Atago claimed
>>671073446
Monday through thursday I go to the gym pretty late but today I've just been busy as fuck.
>>671073843
I didn't realize you called your waifu 'the paint'.
I'm going to sleep early. Goodnight beauties.
>>671074005
Goodnight.
>>671073364
Alright, enjoy your pizza.
>>671073446
Yeah, I do.
>>671074005
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>671073499
Welcome back.
Best card
>>671074005
But you just got here
>goodnight, tho.
>>671073953
"The paint" is a line from a song
Monsters need love too guys
>>671074199
Glad to be back.
Glad to see the gangs all here.
So, whats new with you, Anon?
>>671074274
It was a joke, as in you go hard as a motherfucker in your waifu.
Trust me I understand nigger culture.
>>671074743
Not much, just cringing at these Vocaroo threads.
Glad you're here.
Claiming Rory
>Tsumiki claimed
>>671076200
Hey Mikan.
>>671074579
My brother.
>>671076200
Hello there.
bump
>>671073778
No!
>>671073416
k?
>>671074199
Mmmm pizza
>>671077766
>lewd.
>>671069550
Top tier amirite
>>671077824
Welcome back.
Mmmmm pizza
My Waifu can stunlock yours
>>671077766
My god, the ends of her hair are so dry.
>>671077824
So you plan to distract me with your futile sexual feints in order to deal the winning blow?
IT WILL NOT WORK!
>>671078285
are you sure?
>>671078507
It super effective.
Claimed!!!!!!!!!
>>671078524
what did you say?
>>671078654
You may break the flesh but you will never break the spirit!
>>671078285
>>671078524
>>671078988
claimed
>>671079088
>>671078904
Absolutely disgusting
>>671079267
L-lewd....
Claiming Tenryuu before that other faggot does.
>>671079255
>>671077874
The urban dictionary definition for midget made me die of laughter. My sides have entered another dimension
"
A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables."
Claiming Marie
>>671079654
>collectables
>>671079654
My sides.
>>671079267
So much more vigour compared to last time, but you will not make me bend!
>>671067343
>waifu thread
>claim your waifu
>>671079268
HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHUHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUE
>>671078654
>midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables
What the fuck
Why did you looked it up, though?
>>671080034
>>671080037
>sugar packet
>my wrists
>>671080216
Friend did. Was worth it.
>>671079654
Hey, did you look up the book series I told you about?
Claimed
>>671080053
Looks like you bent over to me.
>>671080317
I read some of the wiki for it and it didn't really seem like my kind of read. Just not a fan of the genre.
>>671080598
I ask permission to touch that fluffy tail.
>>671080598
CLAIMED FAGS
>>671080742
I would never!
Never!
>>671080299
I'm gonna start carrying around sugar packets in my pockets from now on so I can throw them at any midgets I see, what are they gonna do bite my ankles?
>>671080598
>>671080788
>>671081052
Floofy.
>>671081126
Quiet mutt
>>671080786
What about Uplift? Or Foundation? They are pretty good space operas
And don't worry, Mortal Engines is kind of niche, but it's my niche
>>671081373
Do you really think, you could best me with such lowly acts of desperation?
>>671081891
Yes
>>671082320
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
>>671081313
Kek. That's one thing anime doesn't have that we have.
>>671081411
I'm really picky with the anime I watch, I don't watch much to begin with if I'm honest. Most anime just looks the same to me.
>>671069823
Hey bun!
Also, claimed
>>671082625
Your all mine now.
>>671082931
Hey, Ruby.
>>671082666
They're both book series
>>671082931
>>671083226
Getting the whole team together I see
>>671083226
Whats up?
>>671083050
You proved your resilience, your valour and your ability to adapt to.... asymmetrical warfare..., but who will you choose as your 2nd in command?
>>671083050
That's a pretty good edit.
>>671083707
Both
>>671083849
i know right -Miho
>>671083407
Ahh, alright. Wonder if any of my local book outlets sell em.
How's that whole thing with your friend going? Any better?
>>671083864
All of my lewd.
>>671083544
>Whats up?
Not much, you?
>>671083864
I will not stand on the same level as that rabid dog of yours!
>>671083864
>>671083050
>>671081373
>All these lewds
I don't even know what to post anymore
>>671084027
>>671084136
>>671084136
People's is lewd.
>>671084060
Just playing some vidya games. Been a long day
>>671084065
Your already on the bottom.
>>671084214
>suggestive finger stares
>>671084136
Some people have the Friday hard.
>>671084419
If you will not treat me with respect, I will chose someone who will!
>>671084593
>suggestive finger stares
Nate claimed.
claimed faggots
>>671084798
>suggestive finger movements
>>671084672
Fine i got a new dog to train anyways.
>>671085253
>suggestive wet noises
>>671084350
How are you by the way?
You still up to discover the different (vegetarian) delicacies of the world?
>>671085358
I shall haunt you till your last days!
>>671085743
K
>>671085545
>suggestive hand washing
>>671085586
I got a job today, happy I'll have money I can use to buy new Holstaur pictures with but depressed I'm now a wage slave and have to be a normie.
The waifu is but I'm a carnivore more than anything.
>>671086012
My fury shall keep you sleepless from this day onwards!
>>671086391
Bring it. Mutt
Claimed. I wanna get on a train ride home from NYC with her, listening to her theme, and fall in love with her
>Ctrl+F
>no May
The queen of /b/ is mine
>>671086099
A wage slave on the outside, but your true inner self remains vigilant and diligent! Never doubt yourself, you and me, we can conquer this world by sheer force of will!!
>>671086641
Its not even March yet.
>>671085151
Fuck You
2d waifu
>>671086559
Your Tiger (P) is history girl!
>>671086771
>MFW I claimed someone's else waifu
best waifu
>>671086734
Its only temporary until I can get the job I actually want. It'll be nice to have some money though like I said.
Also claiming last image because I can.
>>671087265
2 seconds too late for last image get.
>Ruri.png
>>671087265
Damit cow.
>>671087115
Go luck lifting that ammo to rapid fire.
-Miho
>>671087540
>>671087614
I'm good at it.
-Holstaur image.
>>671087265
I only wish you the best.
I hope I can muster my expenditures for beer. ill next time.
-Erika
>>671087947
>>671087947
>>671087947
New thread.
>>671087614
Do you even lift?
-Erika