Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.Song Of The Day: Red https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw
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Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: Red https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw
TAYTAY VULT
I'm back
hello swifties
sorry I wasn't here yesterday life got in the way. did I miss anything
>>671017991
How was whatever you're doing yesterday?
Queen Lorde
>>671018039
Hiya
You missed that >>671017929 's picture is now required to be the 1st post of the thread and that I have to work Tuesday nights so either no thread or I need someone to be OP.
>>671018077
Went fine, was hanging out with friends.
>>671018112
>queen
>not taytay
>>671018208
alright, I'll do that if I need to and I'm there at the time
>>671017889
kill yourself
>>671018271
she has GOAT taste in legwear
>>671018271
I was quite surprised that you came in here, literally 2 minutes after the thread was posted just to say you won't be here haha, it actually went fairly well despite both of you being away.
>>671018529
here I was hoping the thread went awfully so that I wouldn't have missed much
glad it went well, though
how's everyone feeling
>>671018529
thanks to me!!!!
and also the taytay foot anon
>>671018335
And I have a birthday tomorrow though I won't have to leave until something past 8-ish so I can be OP just have to go halfway through.
Anyone heard about Lorde and Diplo hanging out together? Apparently some Taytay fans want to hate Lorde now for still being friends with Diplo after his comments about Taytay needing a booty.
>>671018529
I owed it to Taytay and you fellow swifties
>>671018647
And Czech fag who is away on his vacation now.
>>671018671
have fun with your birthday
the song of the day, red, was my favourite until I heard clean. it's pretty good
>>671018904
I'll kill anyone who starts beef with my Queen Lorde
she's so fucking ugly
>>671018904
imagine a lorde and diplo collab
what the fuck would that even sound like
a lorde and taytay collab, however, that'd be the bees knees
>>671018904
I was surprised to say the least, you're not forced to be here though it's always nice.
>>671019005
I actually have always really liked Red, think it's the best from Fearless/Speak Now/Red actually sad she didn't continue that trend with a 1989 song.
>>671017889
little know fact: Taylor was adopted at age two. Her parents were known felons.
>>671019036
mfw i agree but faggots will get butthurt
>>671019299
A TayTay / Lorde collab would be sick right.
>>671019443
brush your teeth friend
Taytay collab with Sia when?
;D Guess who's back!?!?
>>671019568
This would be so good but I can't see it happen at all.
>>671019299
>what the fuck would that even sound like
We'll know when the Calvin/Taytay collab comes out
oooosshhhh
hello
>>671019484
I mean, I haven't listened to much of lorde's music, but I feel they would work together really well
>>671019568
seems unlikely, I don't think sia has any friends
>>671019730
I really, really hope that doesn't happen. calvin would ruin it so much.
speaking of calvin
>pic related
in the after party of the brit awards, she was introduced to calvin by ellie goulding
>>671019657
Which is a shame. Sia to me has a certain quality in her voice that really conveys the subject and emotions of a song well, moreso than Taytay's voice does. That and she's a pretty good pop songwriter with years of experience
>>671019904
I think Sia doesn't want her identity to be out there so she can live her life in peace, she probably has friends just no famous friends.
>>671019904
>in the after party of the brit awards, she was introduced to calvin by ellie goulding
Yeah some fan claims they have the pic of their first meeting
Link related
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCOesElJyXk/?taken-by=max.will.makes.music
>>671019967
sia's voice breaks always make a song seem emotional, regardless what it's about
look at chandelier, a song literally about getting wasted, yet still sounds so innocent
>>671020049
that's fair enough, of course
>>671019904
>not listening to all of lorde's songs on repeat
die
also im sure sia has friends
>>671019949
whats up
>>671020134
Sia is one of the few artists that can make voice screeches work in her favour.
>>671020129
>sam smith
fucking triggered
>>671020267
I listen to all of taytay's songs on repeat instead
>>671020134
>a song literally about getting wasted, yet still sounds so innocent
Well it's about a chick who gets wasted, but gets wasted so she doesn't have to feel anything. She feels stuff, but knows that as a party girl she isn't supposed to so she pushes those feelings down and she drinks herself to oblivion even when she knows she'll feel crushing shame later on, but she's caught in a cycle cause again, she's not supposed to feel anything
>>671020348
Nothing big glad to have weekend.
>>671020406
>fucking triggered
Why does Sam Smith trigger you?
>>671020662
as someone who lives in the UK and occasionally listens to the radio I have firsthand experience with sam smith's 'music'
basically, take ed sheeran's music
now take away the talent
bam you have sam smith
not to mention he just looks like an absolute wanker with his ear studs and shitty haircut
>>671020599
good point
>>671020894
I also don't like his music to be really honest.
>>671019654
wasnt she on crack?
>>671020894
He's really that bad? I've never listened to any of his songs besides that shitty Writing's on the Wall one, Stay with Me and I'm not the Only One.
>>671021119
>thumb(13)
how many do you have friend
>>671021059
>>671021193
it's trash music
when either sam smith or fetty wap come on I turn the volume down to 0 out of reflex, their voices are literally just diabolically awful
fetty sounds like he has a dick down his throat while sam smith goes higher than should be possible of a grown man (he could break glass with those high notes and that makes him really difficult to listen to)
>>671021193
Personally I only like 1 of his songs but it's in quite a different style.
>>671021355
>Fetty Wap
I un-ironically enjoy his songs, but I'll be really honest, I do not know why.
>>671021355
I like those songs I listed by Sam Smith besides the Writing on the Wall one that I obviously called shitty.
I also like Fetty's My Way and Trap Queen, though to be honest, I haven't listened to any of his other songs
>>671021542
I mean, maybe his lyrics are good whatever, I don't judge, but I find his voice to be the equivalent of expired milk
>>671021622
out of the woods has such a good video, I wish I liked the song
She and karly stil friends?
>>671021716
>>671021735
I was ranking the billboard year end hot 100 with some friends and put 679 by Fetty Wap as best song of the year sue me.
>>671021824
Of course!
Still no news of the New Romantics video and still no social media posts from Taytay since the wedding. So sad.
And hey, turns out Kanye successfully got the media's attention, Tidal is doing well in subscribers and getting people to sign up, most might drop, but at least they'll learn and get to know about it enough to tell their friends aabout the experience and spread the word about it. Good news for Calvin too since he owns a stake in Tidal.
>>671021964
>not a taytay song
I'll do more than sue you, heretic
>>671022048
tidal compared to something like spotify is like comparing bing to google, honestly
>>671022048
She's been spotted out and about a few times by her lonesome.
>>671022196
Hey Shake it Off was 2nd and I thought I put Blank Space at like 4 or something and they're not even my favourite songs from 1989 but was just the year end hot 100.
lorde when she thinkin' of lyrics to share with taylor
>>671022196
>tidal compared to something like spotify is like comparing bing to google
Yet Bing's still alive, not anywhere near as large, but it has its uses and does some thing's better than Google and lots of people still use it. And it's much easier to move people in this space than Google and Bing since people follow the artists and not the platform necessarily.
Now if only Tidal could get someone really really big to make their things exclusive to Tidal, like Taytay, wonder who could convince her, her boyfriend perhaps?
>>671022684
I always wondered how Bing and Yahoo are still alive, I hope apple music or tidal will do really good nontheless so Spotify gives in to TayTays demands.
Someone know a taytay pornstar look a like? Help an anon out /b/
>>671022429
what's your favourite taytay album? speak now is mine because her voice is better than sex in it, as are some of the lyrics
>>671022684
I think most swifties are young white girls who use itunes, taytay's definitely gonna pander to them. she might put her music on tidal or something but I very much doubt it'll be exclusive there
Why does it suddenly feel really really dead around here like it's just me, two other Swifties, and the Lordeposter?
>>671023016
No, and daring to fap to a mere imitation of the Goddess-Queen? You must be purged.
TAYTAY VULT
>>671023149
it's that as well as this guy >>671023044 and obviously all the shitposters. I know we have atleast 2 lurkers as well
hello swifties!
nice new wallpaper
>>671023016
She has a Russian porn lookalike called Krystal Boyd, looks like pic related.
>>671023041
Speak Now, though I also really enjoy Red, both have little to no weak points, though Speak Now's best songs are better than Red's best songs.
>>671023149
i just love lorde
>>671023452
and chronological.
>>671023419
yay recognition, i just dont have an opinion on her music so i just post
>>671023514
But then why are you posting such shitty low grade pictures of her?
>39kb
Why?
>>671023633
I'm using this in my folder thanks anon.
>>671023452
>>671023633
holy shit anon that's fucking good, saved
>>671023660
you're always appreciated here, even if no one says it
>>671023460
yeah I like red as well, it's the perfect bridge between her old country rock stuff and her new pop stuff
I'll admit, I've hardly listened to her debut album or fearless. I should probably work on that
>>671023722
happy now?
>>671023921
I only have 2 songs from her debut album I regularly listen to, Fearless is really good as well just nowhere near Speak Now / Red or even 1989.
>>671024015
>pic related
>>671024068
honestly, I'm so glad she makes music. I get goosebumps during the chorus of sparks fly
>>671024015
It's not about my happiness anon, it's about yours from worshipping your own Queen correctly. A false queen who'll be purged along with yourself in a Taytay blessed world, but your own queen nonetheless.
>>671023790
>>671023921
after you liked the wallpaper.
how about this great song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwE8Lg2fZk
>>671024275
she's 19 and she's a lyrical genius suck my ass
>>671024381
Ha but I've seen that one haha. I hope all of you have seen this already because it's the best thing since bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl00E4bdnQg
>>671024381
>curley hair with an acoustic guitar
I already like it
which album is this from?
>>671024295
this tbh
although, anon, I have to say, you're quite a militant swiftie. even radical, perhaps.
>>671024655
I love this
>You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
u fucking wot I didn't type shit
>>671024275
>Speak Now World Tour Live
>She opens with Sparks Fly
>I get so emotional and that's so sad.
>>671024558
Not that anon but while I admit I like more songs off of Pure Heroine (extended) than from any single Taytay album, I like some individual Taytay songs much more and Taytay has more variety and actually released more than one album
>>671024781
Not that anon but it's from the Speak Now World Tour Live.
>>671024781
>although, anon, I have to say, you're quite a militant swiftie. even radical, perhaps.
I do what I can but am to be honest not her biggest potential fan or a perfect Swiftie.
>>671024781
the song is "Train - Drops of Jupiter" she just covered it. in her own lovely and unique way
>>671024909
lorde's new album is coming out this year, hopefully it'll be just as good as pure heroine.
>>671024295
Lorde is the true queen, and Taytay is her shitty bestie.
>>671024789
>you will never drop everything now
>you will never meet taytay in the pouring rain
>you will never kiss her on the sidewalk
>take away the pain
>'cause she sees sparks fly whenever you smile
>you will never get her with those green eyes, baby, as the lights go down
>you will never give her something that'll haunt her when you're not around
>'cause she sees sparks fly whenever you smile
>>671025120
no one's perfect anon (other than taytay)
>>671025249
>>671025115
thanks
>>671025262
fuck off you spastic nigger
>>671025428
i can't hear you over how good lorde is at writing
>>671025120
You really don't have to be the biggest potential Swiftie or a perfect Swiftie as long as you praise her every day.
>>671025262
>lorde's new album is coming out this year, hopefully it'll be just as good as pure heroine.
Doubt it to be honest, she's stated it's totally different from the first album, and typically, large departures for an artist aren't good.
>>671025262
>Lorde is the true queen, and Taytay is her shitty bestie.
Yup, you're gonna burn. May Taytay have mercy on your heretic soul.
>>671025428
>>671025670
Thank you anons.
>>671025698
He chooses to burn, he just doesn't know.
>>671025698
point 1: lorde showed in pure heroine she has a pretty good vocal range anyway, so i'm still hoping for a good album. even if it isn't as good, i'll still listen to it.
point 2: there's a humming in the restless summer air
>>671025262
oh.. that girl that just has everyone do her shit for her and is only a vocal performer to other peoples' work? the one with a hypocritical pop tune? yea ill pass.
>>671025979
>even if it isn't as good, i'll still listen to it.
Me every TayTay album ever.
>>671025865
anything for a brother. taytay vult. blessed be the ground on which she treads. ave olivia.
>>671025979
not this
>>671026119
this
>>671025979
Point 1: vocal range means nothing if the lyrics and production are shit
Point 2: Taytay is the only true Goddess-Queen and there shall be no glory for heathens like yourself, only gore
>>671026198
>ave olivia
Each thread we make progress. Holy Book of Swiftianism when?
>>671026071
>is only a vocal performer to other peoples' work
yeah, it's not like she wrote every single song on her album or anything, and it's not like every song on that album had more meaningful and powerful lyrics than anything Taytay has ever written...
>>>/int/55613691 it looks like we might have some whiteknighting to do boys
>>671026556
>being a buttblasted literal tumor
we tolerated you, lordeboy
>>671026531
some day I'll sit down and type up a fucking storm for our goddess
>>671026235
1: given that lorde's still assumably the writer, i doubt her lyrics will be lacking. who knows about the production value though.
2: i'm glad you got my reference, even if it resulted in more threats
>>671026741
Can we postpone the whiteknighting until this thread is done so we can just swiftpost it to hell.
And I have no idea what you'll write but I assume it's glorious.
>>671026741
>it looks like we might have some whiteknighting to do boys
It's on page 8, just let it die
>>671027151
I swore an oath, anon, to defend her on any online imageboard, forum, or social media.
>>671027299
But we can postpone that right.
>>671026892
Do you know if Joey Little is still her co-writer?
And by Taytay, Lorde's body is triggering my test levels
>>671027299
But the time to defend her has passed as other anons have already judged her and moved on.
>>671027299
i actually found another swiftie in a thread after this one actually
are you in here?
new pics from some photoshoot, just found them on facebook
>>671027545
I guess...
>>671027637
then we have failed today.
>>671027776
>1 off
all because we didn't defend her
>>671027977
Dubs confirm
>>671027977
and dubs confirm we should have defended her
>>671027776
>>671027977
Dubs confirms, though keep up the new photoshoot pictures.
>>671028064
>>671028100
>hivemind
and also even more dubs for our goddess
>>671028143
this is the last one
not as good as keds but it's something
>>671028064
>>671028100
>>671028143
This hivemind come on now.
>>671027776
>>671027977
>>671028162
>>671028252
I don't like what they've done to her face. Has an uncanny valley feel to it. Even bordering on tranny like
>>671028252
But wait this is new, right.
>that hair length
YES TAYTAY
>>671028402
Hey
this cute gif tho
>>671028459
Hush with such blasphemy, shes a goddess
>>671028402
saved
this is my official reaction image to anyone who claims their waifu is better than taytay
>>671028459
yeah she doesn't look great with all that makeup. in fact, I think the images might even be shooped ever so slightly.
>>671028540
I found it on facebook just now but on further inspection I found that, although it was posted 2 hours ago; "Official Team Taylor added 5 new photos to the album Taylor Swift EOS 2015"
sorry to get your hopes up, anon
>>671028644
How can a human be this cute.
>>671028722
Dubs confirms.
>>671028819
UGHHHH
Though on the bright side, when she was spotted out in LA a few days ago it looked pretty cute, pic related.
>>671028819
good thing lorde isn't my waifu shitlord, she's just my queen
>>671028722
Not saying she isn't a Goddess but whatever photoshop or program they used to do stuff to her face makes her look very different than her usual self. They have defaced the Goddess' image
>>671029182
>they have defaced the Goddess' image
THEY SHALL BURN.
>>671029422
Dubs confirm
>>671028822
double dubs checked
and also, she's not human, she's a divine fucking entity
>>671029145
so you only half love her? where's the dedication? fucking pleb
>>671029182
when I write the gospel of taytay, this will be considered to be a moderate offence to our goddess
>>671029506
Taytay really has been blessing us today.
>>671029654
>she's a divine fucking entity
Apologize my filthy casual side.
looks like we don't need to do any defending over on int after all
>>671029793
all is forgiven
>>671029654
>this will be considered to be a moderate offence to our goddess
As will be the look the woman in your image dares to have in the presence of and at the sight of our Goddess.
image limit cya tomorrow anons
>>671030121
inb4 deletion
>>671030228
Bye
>>671030228
new thread maybe? the night is young
>>671030228
I think this was enough as well, was a good thread. See ya tomorrow.
>>671030343
I mean we could but what would we even discuss.
>>671030407
yeah fair point
the consensus seems to be that that's it for tonight, so, sleep well swifties
conserve your energy, for judgement day will soon be upon us
>>671030343
Two anons are already leaving and we were down to about 5 maybe 6 anyway, with at least one being the Lorde poster and one shitposter, might as well pack it up
