Help me, I got yellow fever
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Help me, I got yellow fever
>>670905726
There is no cure for that anon, just accept it and move on...
I want to. But I
have nothing. I will Bump
>>670906717
holy. shit.
>>670906777
checked and fapped
Anyone has more? I got about 3 more of this bish
>>670905726
Help you - by doing what?
It's contagious dang
>>670906954
Post some Asians brah
>>670906448
Why the fuck save close up dick pic you faggot
>>670905726
they make noises like baby kittens or little girls when they fuck. cures you of yellow fever real fast unless you're a pedo or like being annoyed
I do too, buddy. I do too..
>>670907182
I think it's kind cute
>>670907285
Last one I got...
Anyone??????
>>670907182
Miserable little shit fuck off back to a trap thread and wait till your inevitable suicide a couple of years from now
>>670907182
bullshit, those noises are just kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>670905726
Who doesn't? Asians are alpha sexy. I wish there were more here in shitty Utah, but I suppose that's quite the long shot.
>>670907752
I feel sorry for you.
>>670907404
I just recently deleted a couple of diamond pics and webms after failing to find sauce after months of searching. Uncensored, phat phucking innie cameltoes
>>670905726
>>670905911
If there was a cure though, would you really want it?
>>670907182
That's a sterotype. I have an Asian girlfriend and she doesn't make those 'baby kitten' noises. Stop watching Asian porn and actually fuck an Asian girl. It's fucking worth it.
>>670907182
watching the wrong porn friendo
american industry porn is just even worst. but i bet you like watching roided out chads fucking taco bell with their silicon cocks.
Steppe fever*
>>670907182
best reply here
>>670908250
fucked 3 asian chicks. only 1 of 3 ever made such sounds. My guess from this fairly small sample is that its rare for asian girls to make those sounds, but more likely for them to make them than girls of other races/nationalities.
>>670908250
It's the Japanese porn. They do make those noises. And the men slurp that's so fucking rage inducing
>>670907182
checked
>>670907535
Gross.
>>670908254
0/10
>porn
>music
Choose one
I must be in the minority here but I never understood the Asian thing. I'm s white guy and I have fucked blondes, brunettes, redheads (my fav) black chicks, and an islander. Never found Asians to get my dick hard. Not to say I wouldn't plow some horizontal pussy... Just not all about it like some friends of mine.
Pic unrelated.
>>670908385
You can tell in the last few seconds of that clip that she's rethinking every choice she's made in her life.
>>670908726
Dude
>>670908759
Black chicks? , get the fuck out.
>>670909009
I've fucked a black chick to dude. So what. Won't go back though
>>670909245
That's pretty fucking bad, everything's OK, except for niggers
>>670909009
Implying I respected them, or treated them as I would a white girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbnmtyBhWE
The song is actually not that bad, but the girls in the MV make me diamonds.
>>670909497
Dude, it's a nigger, that's almost worse than beastiality
>>670908385
that last part
>>670909728
Nah. Neither one was ghetto trash. Raised in a all white area. Pussy was tight. Smelled good. One let me cum on her face. Would recommend.
>>670909245
>I fucked a black chick to dude
>chick to dude
pre-op or post-op FtM?
>>670910087
Still a nigger
This thread is dead
>>670905726
Ware is the Wenny
>>670909728
Clever and original.
>>670906984
Great googlie mooglie!
>>670905726
What Kind of Fever do Asian women have
>>670910132
who
Latin fever for me.
Forever and always.
>>670911219>>670911291
Use the built in image search
>>670911301
As a Latino myself, I find A LOT of Latina chicks attractive. I still have a thing for Asian girls, though. To be honest, I see some similarities between Latina chicks and Asian chicks that I just find attractive in women.
>>670907297
I wonder what her butthole smells like right now?
If she is old, young, alive, dead. I wonder what her butthole smells like.
i don't why but china ladies in tang style dressing playing the flute or zither turns me the fuck on
>>670910210
lol drove myself right into that one didn't i
> Be me, from a country with very few asian girls
> but suffering a long time from yellow fever
> go to San Francisco, CA
> mind = blown
LORD pliz, I want to bang a god tier Asian, like one of those
>>670911941
That is because over 10,000 years ago asian hunters crossed the Berring land bridge to try and get away from the shame of tiny asian penis syndrome. they became the native Americans and those native women in south America had sex with big cock Spaniards creating beaners
This thread is dead
>>670913074
life goal...
>>670913406
Moar
>>670912828
Oh okay.
Anyone have that video where some white kid is fucking his asian girlfriend and China #1 is playing games on the computer givin no fucks
>>670908505
did anyone ever find a source on her?
>>670913074
Penis now in shame size
>>670905726
Nurse fag here. There is no cure for Yellow Fever and you will die with it. It however can be treated and for that I prescribe lots of Asian porn.
>>670912314
you wish it was a flesh flute and so does she
>>670907149
stfu you insecure little cuck
Rate my girl
>>670908759
sorry for your loss
>>670913917
Holy...
>>670913917
/thread
>>670913074
>uralesbian.com
>ur a lesbian . com
????
>>670912552
You know inside she is raging for big white cock
>>670913074
Stop posting dicks already you fucking faggot
>>670913494
http : //www . btbbt . cc/thread-index-fid-957-tid-4259768 . htm
>>670914268
>sees blowjob video with 2 qt asian grills
>eyes go straight to dick
>>>/lgbt/
>>670914070
I'm straight, hence the "no dick" policy. And cuck? Dude I'm literally the opposite.
>>670913917
sauce
If it was a zombie apolcalypse and I saw half the bitches in this thread I would straight up shoot them. Some peopel fucking NEED make up I swear
>>670906441
BETTER QUALITY:
>>670913074
That's the same size of my penis...
>>670914110
STOP POSTING DICKS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>670914620
Name?
>>670907149
>>670914268
>>670914509
>>670914652
The point of POV porn is to pretend it's your dick that's getting the attention from a woman. If merely seeing a penis is enough to make you flip out like this, you've probably got something to hide.
>>670914472
There's a dick in the middle of my screen. If that's normal for you faggots that's your business. I do not like dicks.
>>670912777
Damn, are you me?
>>670914982
OP here, I really don't enjoy looking at penises personally looking at the female form is the only thing I find attractive
>>670914982
I'm enjoying women and then every couple of posts BOOM, dick pic. That's like posting gore or w/e it's disgusting
>>670915028
>Everybody listen to how not gay I am! In fact, you are all gay! Y-yeah! Everyone's gay but me!
>>670915290
>>670915261
That's because you're both insecure faggots who don't like being triggered by their gay side when they see a dick instead of seeing it as yourself
>>670915261
Same. Lesbian massage vids is my porn of choice. But no the projecting closet fags here that are telling ME I'm gay love dicks and cum. Look at the average porn webm thread. At LEAST every 3rd vid shows cum. Dude mu dick shrivels up so much then I have to stick a finger up my arse to push it back out again
>>670914982
to be honest, i like looking at the dicks too.
>>670915382
Spot on faggot.
>>>/hm/
Fuck off and leave this thread to the straight men
>>670915577
Typical ameritard reply to everything they don't have actual arguments for
>>670915711
>little closet queer trying to get tough on an anonymous image board
>>670915839
Says the one who doesn't have a counter argument accept defeat kiddo
>>670912249
Shit you fucking pervert. Why do I still come here omfg
>>670915981
>>670915839
Let's accept that your both schmucks.
>>670916017
You're far too vanilla for this board.
>>>/r/eddit
>>670908250
this, I fucked an asian girl thinking I was gonna hear some hentai type shit and was surprised it was just regular moans. Actually turned me on even more than the crying baby moans
>>670915577
No, there's nothing I find attractive about looking at a penis
>>670916298
Moar
>>670916249
The fact that you have to declare over and over that you don't like dicks as opposed to just skipping over the non-solo stuff is mighty suspicious.
>>670915593
#keepBstraight
>it's a new movement
Here you go OP
>>670915593
>sees dick and immediately fingers his own asshole
>not gay
Pick one and only one, ya fairy fuck.
>>670916466
There was an argument, I joined in
>>670915981
>Doesn't provide argument to begin with
Trust an ameritard to strut around triumphantly even though he's done fuck all. Sound familiar? Ah right TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP. DOO DAH DOO DAH
Just take the hit kiddo. Walk it off, yell at your mum or w/e but just press Ctrl+W for now
>>670906717
Hey bitch get back to gamestop!
>>670908079
I wouldn't want a cure, just my fix
>>670916500
>>670916547
c'mon penis anon, dont be like that.
>>670916525
I support it
>>670916521
>>670916626
>>670916887
More of this caramel skinned beauty. Brown asians are so much better than wannabe white asians.
>>670916525
Full support
>>670916684
Gave me a chuckle. You get the point though
>>670905726
me too bruh
>>670917013
All Gooks are good Gooks
>>670917174
That's what she said.
fam
>>670916721
I literally win every internet argument. Especially against ameritards. They're so fucking retarded it's not even a challenge. I might have caused a couple of mall shooting sprees though :D
>>670915675
Something about this chick is a turn off.
>>670914755
too soon
>>670917868
How are them refugees doing?
>>670917954
She's not white.
>>670917868
You lost before you even began.
This thread is dead
>>670917954
If you say it's her vagina then you might be on the wrong board.
>>>/lgbt/ may be more to your liking.
>>670914499
source???
>>670918342
Your nigger problem is WAY worse. We actually invite them in and can house and feed them all. You can't even do that with your VETERANS. Your so called WAR HEROES. I know that's the only argument you've got but no deal kid. You dun goofed
>>670918412
Care to explain? A right, you can't
Yeet
>>670912777
Best part? You don't even have to live in SF. The whole Bay Area has tons of Asians.
>>670911291
Are you an owl?
>>670918718
>We actually invite them in and can house and feed them all.
we did that shit too, a long time ago. you must also be a nigger if you think you're gonna make it work.
>>670918718
>admits to letting rape jihadists into his country and giving them free shit
wew lad
>>670919068
Daaad!
>>670918718
Damn right. Just tuck your tail between your legs like you do every saturday night and fuck off ya cunting ameritards. You've got NOTHING on us. We colonised your sister shagging retarded country (regret it though). Go worship god, dicks and some dirty flag whilst I look at Charles Darwin on my money.
>>670917868
>winning internet arguments
>winning internet arguments
>winning internet arguments
>winning internet arguments
>WINNING internet arguments
>winning INTERNET arguments
>winning internet ARGUMENTS
>winning internet fucking arguments
mfw I can't tell if this is satire
>>670918718
And isn't it nice how they repay you in your own blood.
>>670917868
did u just congratulate yourself I hope ur proud anon
>>670919508
Yes and proud of it. Renders your argument moot doesn't it. Do all that to your OWN people and report back to me. Funny but you "forgot" to reply to that part. ;)
>>670919410
I know you did. Not on the same premise though. And you also left a crucial bit of info out. But well yoy haven't got any actual arguments so the good ol' indoctrination kicks right in as intended and you just make shit up as you go hoping I fall for it. Because when I believe it. You believe it.
