ITT: we pretend we're female
Tampons
I'm getting real tired of trap threads
>>670864706
Oh mah god i can't believe tanny did thaat, she is such a hoe oh may god i need to take a selfie,
Feelings
>>670864706
I'd like to be taken seriously, but the shrill feminist bitches ruin it for the rest of us.
o, hai
tee heeeee
What do you mean pretend?
>>670864706
Omm ok like what are you saying OP....... God bless
>>670864935
ahahahahaha
My vagina is bleeding.
>>670864706
oh lol wow i couldnt even
>>670864706
femanon here
oh wait
>>670865070
As an actual woman i can confirm this.
I'm sooooooo fat.
>>670864935
only americunts act like that
>>670864706
why cant i just find a loyal, handsome, smart, fit, tall, pretty eyed, big dicked, sex pro, rich, funny, educated, stylish guy that will love me although i possess zero unique abilities and done nothing in life? am i , like, asking for too much????
>>670865102
this one
Amy Schumer is soooo funny! XD
I only make 77% of what you do! What? No I haven't worked here as long as you, had the same college education, but it's still not fair!
>>670864706
too busy fingering myself & playing with my boobs to type.
>>670864706
Give me attention
Hmm, I think my drink tastes a bit weir---
>>670865175
/thread
Jesus christ you guys have been surrounded by bitches a lot haven't you?
I just wanna be dominated.
I'm masturbating so hard I'm making spices out of my fetus.
>>670865055
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Uh I have a boyfriend
Everyone in /thread
>tits or gtfo
Never mind, it's ok. You go ahead and go
>>670865070
Women are more valuable than men. If we had a population of 1/10 men for women we would be fine, but if we had a 10/1 men for women we would be fucked.
>>670865683
10/10 I hate you
ME HABZ THE BLOOBS GIEF ATTENTIONS AND FREE NOW PLX
>>670865638
Ok, but don't share!
>>670865515
Not even same anon but you need to calm down.
Im OK with wherever you wanna eat.
>>670865515
Mfw you think i will post tits after 4 years of browsing 4chan.
>>670864706
I want a man who has money that be thankful to have me by his side while i do nothing but spend his hard earned cash, throw tantrums every 2 hours and flirt with another men.
I want to marry that man, have his children and divorce as soon as i get the right to sue his ass for all he got, then i will use the little shits to drain all his income from him...and find another man.
>>670864706
Look at me, look at me, look at me!!!!
>>670864706
even though you did not even make eye contact with me and you are on the other side of the road im going to call out to you and reject you as if you made a pass at me because im a self obsessed sociopath but its totally normal because nobody like you anyway
I'm irrational
>>670865811
No timestamp, probably a fat guy trying to pretend he is a woman.
>You decide
>>670865811
I don't see a time stamp
>>670865913
that's not how it is faggot, maybe you should talk to a women more often
>>670865237
This nigga got it
>>670865970
Smells new.
>>670866085
Whatever major loser.
>>670865237
/thread
>>670865970
Are you stupid? Do you even know what's this thread about?
>>670864706
I don't like steak but I have to eat steak sometimes because I bleed a lot on my period and have low iron.
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>>670865737
tits or gtfo
>>670865970
>pretending to be a woman
>ITT we pretend to be a woman
>>670866085
That picture is really how it is.
You have someone throwing fire on both sides of the fence and blaming it on the people who live there.
It's Wrong and Disgusting.
>>670865903
You forgot to greentext, 'oldfag' ;) ;)
>>670865360
Then who was keyboard?
I know that feminism is blatant bullshit but it will give me even more advantages over other members of society. Why wouldn't you support a superiority movement if it supports your kind? I know that it's inherently "wrong" but why should I can about men's lives that I ruin?
Anyone know a.good boob doctor
I wish I had a penis I would play with it all day
>>670864706
I would do so honey, but I think I have headache.
>>670866580
Not all women support feminism. Js.
>>670867119
99% do, or at least heavily enable it. I know I do because I'm a retarded boob haver.
>>670867119
Not all women are selfish assholes either
>>670867404
I'm aware.
>>670867074
I have only used this excuse when I was extremely tired and just not in the mood. I would rather have a 'headache' then hurt his feelings. Or I have work in the fucking early morning so no! I'm not sucking your goddamn dick...
>>670867368
I hate feminists.
They make our entire gender look retarded.
>>670867623
I'd just say "I'm not sucking your cock get over it"
Fuck excuses.
>>670864706
tfw i want a black cock. like my bf's is so small LOL
>>670867689
yoos just cundishyuned by the raip kultares u po unlibrated wymns
>>670867623
Why does having work in the morning prevent dick sucking?
Hey guys, what do you think of my jacket? Just bought it.
>>670867855
Then he'll say "i'll just find some girl that'll do ATM" and this kills the femanon
>>670867980
Gross.
this thread is so lit. i need a latte I'm dyyingg guyzz
B-but I'm a woman
>>670868280
ME 2 HAVIN DA BLOOBAGE R GOOD HUH???
>>670868114
Not really, he's pulled it.
I just said "have fun with that" and go to bed. LOL
Not every woman gets crazy jealous like most either.
>>670868244
That's just a white girl
My favorite color is Clear.
>>670868108
It's soo cute!
*fucking slut, she better stay away from my boyfriend*
No, you're just saying that. This dress makes me look fat. I'm changing.
>>670868362
Well not that I'm a guy pretending to be a woman, but if I were I'd tell you that's never failed for me. If he was well endowed buff and Aryan I'd pretty much let him do whatever he wanted, cause I'm a lady with da bloobage
heyyyyy guiiis lmaooo I cant wait untill hillary is president <3<3 I love her. FINALLY! We will have a female president, then maybe we can have peace! <3 lmaoo
>>670868769
I don't like that bitch hilldawg, I like sanders more apparently.
I'm a femanon.
>>670868588
Can confirm that this is an accurate representation of women.
>>670868922
Your not a real feminist then you stupid bitch GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD
>>670868601
Oh I'm sure it's worked for most. However, it works flawlessly for men too. You tell them you'll find someone else to fuck then you're EVERY name in the book.
It's the best, tbh.
I'm fine
>>670869045
Your not a real feminist, just because she's a lady doesn't mean she's a good candidate and probably weird female jealousy factor that guys don't understand
>>670864854
Idk why I just kekd so hard
>>670869222
Men get JUST as jealous, trust me.
>>670869054
It really is, I guess it doesn't matter for who. I guess people just need to not be prudes and put the d in the b.
>>670869222
cant fucking belieeeeeeeve that you would say that. we deserve to have someone in the white house, we get paid 77 cents to a male dollar and im tired of it!!!! Its time for some MALE TEARS.
Womanhood is about standing together and if you dont understand that YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU STUPID CUNT
>>670869346
How would you know? Dick or gtfo penis haver!!
>oh god this thread is killing me
>>670869736
you would think more then just hilldawg would play that card. but for real most females don't think she'd be a good first female president based on a lot of articles I've been seeing lately.
>>670869659
Oh I'm far from stingy. Usually if he's hard I make sure I take care of it asap. But in the rare occasion I'm not in the mood, I don't do excuses :)
>>670864706
I had a dream I was mad at you so you must have done something, or are about to do something
>>670869912
only young girls because those fucking racist sexist fascists have made feminism a bad word!!!
Tell me, what have you done to promote womynhood lately?
>>670869747
I actually have a vagina. I'd time stamp but I broke my foot and don't feel like hobbling to get a pen.
oh bb you are making me feel grate again
I want 5 enormous black cocks in and around every hole I have. Then have them drench me in their cum only to start all over again.
>>670869996
You're really good at this thread. I can't out female that. GG
>>670865720
I see where you're going with this... because.... reproduction. But all you fuckers would die if you had to go 1 generation without males to run power plants... fix cars... kill spiders...
>>670864706
>go to gym
>set elliptical to setting 2 of 10
>flail for 1 hour
>come home
>eat a bowl of ice cream
>cry
>don't change clothes or shower for at least a day
>>670870162
Sounds like something a guy pretending to be a female would put. I'd show you my totally real boobs but I gotta queef out a fat wad.
>>670866367
Kek
>>670870535
That's because I am one.
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>>670866367
haha nice
>>670870098
I made sure a male doesn't get to rape. Somehow I was responsible for this theoretical guy spaghetti-ing really hard in a convenience store. No way in hell that guys getting any with my cockblocking powers!!
>>670870704
I've posted my boobs just not time stamped.
I fell off a porch like a dumbass
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>>670870834
Ok, either gtfo or tone it down. This is a pretend you're a chick thread! Also why the fuck are you the other person as well.
>>670864706
you like this
I need the attention because my parents never gave it to me
>>670871083
I would be extra rough with a girl that had this written on her tits.
>>670864706
I'm not here, guys.
>>670865720
this is actually a good idea
population of 1/10 men means that each man gets to have 9 women
>>670871083
Do guys actually think that we post tits here because our parents didn't love us?
Usually when I do it's because I ran out of stuff to watch on Netflix and need some entertainment
I made a girl-stink. Do you want to smell my girl-stink?
>>670865237
Well there are just as many men out there that want loyal, sexy, slim, big titted, cock worshipping, submissive, house skilled women that don't possess any unique abilities or have done anything in their lives. Are they asking for too much.
>>670864706
My best friend is such a sweet guy who does so much nice stuff for me, I wish I could find a man like him to be my boy friend.
>>670864706
My vagina is loose and smells like tuna, tee hee
>>670871493
yeah right
also: tits or auschwitz
>>670871493
I do it to make guys suffer and never actually show them the nipple even though I claim to have an epic piercing.
>>670871541
yeah... and then those men dont get those women and lower their fucking standards unlike the women you are defending.
>>670867119
yes they do, if they don't they're too stupid to know whats good for them and i'll speak for them!
>>670864706
I'm so tired today, could you massage my feet hun :))?
>>670871744
That's not very nice.
There's a reason /b/ hates us and that reason is people like you.
Either post your tits or don't, no need to be a tease.
like I can't even
Nvm, found a pen.
>>670865720
Literally fucked. All the time. By everyone. Whether we want it or not.
my vagina is about to bleed, let me make everyone around me miserable
Clean your room. Take a shower. Brush your teeth. Wake me up at 8 it's 8 stop waking me up. Good night i love you.
>>670872172
definitely motorboat material.
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>>670866375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRildGCw64
Omg you've hurt me on accident, now I need to hurt you ten times over or I'll get mad at you saying it's unfair
>>670872052
Yeah ikr, also I like to show off my butt to blonde dudes and make them hate life and then not fucking talk to them anymore.
>friggen dude pretending to be a lady and taking pics of his gf's tits reminds me of this one chick that doesn't talk to me anymore because I called her out on it.
>>670872491
Oh and is something wrong?
Smell the girl-stink I made!
>>670866283
Great rebuttal.
I'm as smart as any guy.
Women are equal to men.
>>670872763
Whatever, you lightweight.
>>670864706
Last weekend I got totally wasted. Like, absolutely blackout drunk.
It's not the first time it's happened, it's generally just how I drink. When I know I'm going to spend the night drinking, I know I'm going to get blackout drunk.
So anyway, in the morning I woke up next to a guy, and we obviously had drunken sex the night before. I don't remember a thing.
But now I'm not sure whether I should go down to the police station to charge him for rape, or if I should ask my friend Christine to come with me.
She parties on weekends and wakes up raped pretty regularly, so I feel like she'd know the process pretty well, but sometimes I just kinda don't like hanging out with her... she can be so loud...
I'm afraid to ask... but where's the best place to buy sex toys?
>>670871493
THATS EXACTLY WHY I DO IT LOL
Men have weird thought processes, like I've heard them say "she smiled at me, she wants to fuck" and god I hope they don't think that because I smile at everyone...
>>670872905
Don't bring my drinking into this
>>670865720
The world would then lose 90% of it's productivity. Good luck with that shit.
>pretends to be attractive woman
I'm going to have high standards for men because I take care of myself with proper diet and exercise, but I'll be called a bitch for not dating men who fall short of those standards and whore if I have any sexual encounters outside of wedlock.
>>670873104
Total major loser. Unfunny lightweight. Anon-who? Never heard of him.
>>670873293
Shut up stuck up whore.
>>670867531
You're also fat
>>670873499
*you're
>>670873573
*yer
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>>670871505
Autismo to the max.
>>670873573
Of course I am
>>670873573
It says you're
GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT, not bringing money because I will just get boys to buy my drinx...
C yuh there bitchezzzz!
>>670873030
Toys 'r' Us
>>670873641
*yarg
>>670873733
*you're
>>670867855
Just say no, adding get over it is really fucking bitchy and would make him angrier than if you just said hurr headache
>>670865516
back 2 9fag with you
>>670873792
*Urg
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>>670872953
HAHAHA
/thread
>>670873097
we dont seriously mean that when we say that.... "women take things too literal" call the newspapers.
>>670873861
*ur
i own 25 bathing suits and none of them fit me right and i didnt take any of them back and im going to buy another 25 this summer but they probably wont fit me right and i wont take them back
>>670873866
The fuck should I care about his feelings?
BRB, I'm gonna go shopping with my bff for my birthday! he's gonna get me new shoes and get me a massage and get my hair done and everything! Then later I go on date with my teacher!
>>670864706
Buy me shit
>>670866367
you must really think you are funny
>>670864706
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>>670873915
*rawr xcoreeee :/
i have no hobbies
>>670873958
No, I've had guys actually believe that.
But most people in general are autists.
>>670874014
You shouldn't.
>>670865237
Omg this one is perfect!
Hahaha!
>>670874101
/thread
>>670872681
You should get some exercise, you've put on some weight. We should have taken you to church. I hate onions, get me some onion rings please. Save some money. Thank you.
>>670874273
Exactly. I don't.
>>670865515
Oh my god. Like stop trying to sexually rape us with your harassing words and stuff! You're totally objectifying us and that is so wrong!
>>670874152
rm -rf /mnt/backup
y
>>670872172
nice handwriting. :3
also 8/10 would suck titties
>>670864706
HOW DOES CAR WORK
Stop opressing me you weirdo
>>670874252
well im sorry, all the times ive heard something like that, which is alot.... its literally just men messing around with each other and they probably wont even talk to the girl they are referencing.
>>670873293
I'll attribute my looks to diet and exercise, not youth, genetics and luck, and a big "fuck you," anybody who thinks my very average face and body don't warrant me expecting a perfect 10 guy to find and worship me.
>I'm the lead in the romantic comedy that I'm sure my life is, and soon my Sexiest Man Alive love interest will find and notice me and my life will effortlessly fall into place.
>>670873987
damn that looks like a good place for a face.
>>670874333
Mfw I like fat guys.
God all the women you guys know are fucking retarded.
Where all the black niggas at? I gotta get back at my father for like being an evil republican, so could you guys like run a train on me? kthanxs
Instagrm Selfie omg haha iphone
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>>670874507
>literally
>>670866367
Dick or gtfo
>>670864706
OMG I like, I really like this guy. Hes so nice and sweet.
Help me girls, what should I do?
I am a female
Huh...sounds like any other thread on /b...
>>670874720
You need to show him you mean business sister. If he doesn't ask you out by the end of the week, fuck his best friend.
>>670874574
Get in there, bwai!
>>670874720
Make him think he has a chance, be really fun and flirtations around him and get him to buy you things, then once he finally tells you he loves you tell him he's your best friend.
>>670874424
Good. I'm glad you listened to me.
Honest Anon, this is like the hugest weener I've ever seen in my whole life. You're totally going to wreck my vagina with that humongous thing.
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Only thing that bothers me on this site is how ignorantly sexist most people are, I just don't understand it.
OMG I was like walking my brother's stupid dog and there was like his asshole driving some ugly car and honking at me.. I feel so raped!! Later this sweet guy drove by in a convertible mercedes and I swear it was love at first site!
>>670874720
Dump him! Nice guys suck! No, wait, cheat on him and then dump him! Cheat on him with someone he knows! Make it so he catches you cheating on him, then dump him while you keep fucking whoever. If you get bored in a relationship it's not your fault if you cheat. Guys are such pigs, am I right, ladies?
>>670874720
Ewwwww gross, sucha a beta. Just tell him your friends and dick tease him. Maybe complain about asaholr guys too him and describe all your sexual acts to feed his cuckoldness
>>670875064
>love at first site
>first site
>site
Triggered
>>670875020
I always listen to men. I'm good at womaning.
>>670875056
Tits or GTFO
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>>670875226
Good.
>>670875056
le tumblr
>>670865903
>>670865970
this thread is a new level of retardation.
>>670875056
Because women never give them time of day. See, they're all mocking things woman have done to them. Hence complaining about friendzone and not being good enough, cheating, etc.
>>670874875
>>670874979
>>670875145
>>670875189
Actually, I kinda fucked him a lil, only 8 times THO. But I didnt fall in love with him. He is a friend to me, see I told him this and now hes mad so I blocked him.
Should I feel bad? Cause I dont.
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>>670864706
>female
God, you men have to put a bit of you into everything! You should call us by our proper non-sexist word fems...
I would be so lost without my iphone!
>>670875562
Girl you never fuck the betas, you make them think you will fuck them then get them to buy you stuff, did you at least get some jewelry from him?
>>670875503
yes the rape thing actually happened to me twice. Once was trying to get my ass kicked by my ex gf it did however effectively alienate me from that group of friends. Bitch told me she cheats on me all the time after I broke up with her then this shit. The next was some crazy bitch that drugged me and called the cops to say I raped her. She retracted her statement but wtf is wrong with women these days.
>tfw not a girl
>>670864706
Nope sorry I just want to flick the bean
omg ur so funny!!! XD
>>670864706
Tits or gtfo
>>670865913
>>670865913
Sadly he fucked up his life for that worthless PoS...should've switched to hulk-mode and dragonpunched her - still enough for a free mug shot and some interweb fame.
>>670875231
Uhm... no?
>>670874788
Uhm... Nice shoes. As if! They're totally lame, like you!
I'm watching anime and browsing 4chan.
/with tits/
I'm doing the same shit I'd usually do on a Thursday.
/but now I have tits/
when we get a divorce im taking everything you own.
everything is sexist.
i females can't be sexist, only men.
women are equal to men, even though throughout history women haven't done shit
>>670875936
They're fucked up. But so are men.
My ex has stalked me for about 3 years now, posted my nudes everywhere, as well as Skype calls and personal conversations. And I'm not talking 4chan, I'm talking facebook...threatened to send them all to my family, threatened to kill me and my kid, forced me to post publicly that he "owned" me and forced me to send him more pictures or else he'd contact my job.
Men can be just as fucked up.
>>670865491
Wait so you had a fetus as a dude ?
>>670871846
>turn down for whut
#REKT
>>670875894
He bought me this really cute teddy bear but he was so mad he told me to donate to charity cause I dont deserve it! Can you believe this? How can people be this selfish I mean OMG really...
I dont know what got into me, see I was a virgin and I wanted my first time to be nice so I kinda let him but now I got bored and I dont have time to worry about silly boys even tho this worries me a bit but not really alot TEEHEE
>>670876288
Then you'll never be one of us, you'll die a lonely old woman with a house full of cats and a worn down nub of a dildo.
>>670876704
Turn back to 2014, faggot.
>>670872356
kek
I literally cant stop sucking cock
>>670874101
>>670871846
Women lower their standards they just don't admit they fucked someone.
>>670874979
Kek
>>670874788
you go gurl!
>>670876956
OP?
CAN YOU ALL STOP RAPING ME?!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
CAN YOU ALL STOP RAPING ME?!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
CAN YOU ALL STOP RAPING ME?!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
CAN YOU ALL STOP RAPING ME?!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
CAN YOU ALL STOP RAPING ME?!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
CAN YOU ALL STOP RAPING ME?!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!