ylyl, only stuff you have lost to.
>>670765343
max zoz
>>670765343
This cats face makes me lose my shit every time.
m (DOT) spankbang com/ euzs/ video/ best+new+ella+ hughes+danny+d
Every fucking time.
>>670765343
Laughable bad cringe
https://youtu.be/lxZwKdxSWho
>>670765343
Fuuuuuuck
>>670766058
Forgot pic
>>670765984
>>670765946
What's the source on this?
>>670766265
Wtf...post the pic
This one gets me every fucking time
>>670766389
check em
>>670765832
It was photoshopped to be identical. This is not funny.
>>670765343
>>670766369
>>670766476
guy named will laren
>>670766800
Ughhhgh i hate this guy
>>670766969
im glad he is at least self aware to his past
>>670766826
Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
>be me
>go to new school
>social anxiety AF
>therapist tells me I'll be ok
>therapist tells me to be mice to everyone and I'll be ok
>first day of school
>tell everyone I love cheese
>tell everyone I shit tiny pellets
>tell everyone I fucking hate cats
>tell everyone I am actually a bunch of mice coordinating inside a human shaped mech suit
>everyone starts to call me "Mice"
>a bunch of bros take me around and introduce me to everyone in the school
>"yo you gotta meet Mice. He's awesome"
>meet 9/10 brunette with a thick ass and perfect tits, tiny waist
>she wants the mice d
>fuck her at her parents house on her moms bed
>cum all over the sheets
>o fuck
>she says its ok, because I'm Mice
>notbad.jpeg
>asks me if mice like anal
>ok
>I fuck her bhole silly and she's screaming for more mice
>I bust my load inside her and its oozing out as her ass hangs in the air
>parents come in the door
>I shit little pellets
>they're like what the fuck
>she says omg dad get out
>he says who the fuck is this asshole
>she says dad omg it's just mice
>I'm frozen
>he looks at me
>looks at the pile of tiny pellets I shit out because I was terrified
>suddenly dad is embarrassed
>sorry honey, I didn't realize it was just mice
> I walk out the front door
>she texts me as I'm on the way home
>I love you mice
>I come home and there's a surprise party for me
>"mice 4 lyfe" on a big banner
>Marc zuckerberg is there
>donates 45 billion dollars worth of Facebook shares to me
>on the personal note space on the check it says "for a better world. For mice"
>everything worked out ok in the end
>>670765343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=501yCtCOiKc
>>670765343
>>670766800
>>670766766
Kekd and chekd
>>670766766
>>670766563
>>670766766
Checked
>>670766906
KEK
>>670766563
>murica
>>670766380
>not posting version with superior candidate
>>670767929
that guy already dropped out
keked
>>670767929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WepSpYTU1F0
>>670767385
Wtf kek
>>670767477
>>670767385
I dont know why I came to /b/ today
>>670768215
image quality gave me cancer learn to save pics fag
>>670768385
i think thats half the joke, nigger posts always have that grainy filter
>>670768385
>that's the joke
>newfag
>>670767847
This make america look cool
>>670768167
HAHAHAH
>>670767385
I hate this world.
>>670768481
is true...
theres at least 100 billion cells in your brain
>>670766440
Nope too much to read fuck you anon
>>670766920
mhhh gummi bears
>>670766766
>>670768215
>>670767208
lol 9/10
"sorry honey, I didn't realize it was just mice"
>>670768668
the chicken likes it
>>670768673
read it you cunt
Maybe it's the shape of his face or the hatred he speaks but this gets me every time. Might be better than that bannana thing.
>>670768673
Read the fucking screenshot you lazy 1st world assmunch
>>670768811
>>670767054
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Does anyone have the gif of the guy getting fucked in the ass by the pylon? It's titled "VLC has encountered an error"
>>670767385
>bluetext
>>670767472
Damn Daniel!
>>670769984
what are you, 12?
>>670768183
Good band
>>670767385
that's kinda hot in a strange way. got more?
>>670770083
back at it again with the white vans
>>670770257
kill yourself go back to buzzfeed
>>670769984
>underb&
>>670768081
>that guy
>>670769781
Once you go black you'll never go back
>>670770257
>>670769984
CANCER BACK AT IT WITH YOUR WACK VINES
>>670770227
wat
>>670769781>>670770353
Once you go chimp you'll never go limp.
>>670770438
kek
>>670767218
keked heartily
thank me later faggots
http://politicallyincorrectsob.blogspot.com/2015/11/irrational-fear-of-corn.html
>>670770257
These fags took the bait, but you, you mah nigga
>>670769256
>>670766572
I really like this picture can I borrow it for future use?
>>670769984
>Not using DUHHR PLANT
Fucking kill yourself
>>670767385
>>670770924
stealing original memes is a sin
>>670767054
kek
>>670767385
never seen it, always skip over it
>>670769510
Dude calm down, plus you wouldn't really be posting on b if you were a navy seal
>>670767218
>square up you crusty ass gay ass queer
>>670771055
my nigga
>>670771199
why do i feel like youre new af and stole this...
>>670767016
Holy shit. Just murder the OP why don't you.
>>670771445
tfw when I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
>>670771169
It's not stealing if you ask permission you big silly man you.
>>670771800
checked
>>670771069
>Be Me, Year 9
>Move to new School
>In art lessons, have Cypriot teaching assistant
>Sometimes she teaches the lessons
>Gives us some homework, which was to look at some artists online
>One of those was the fine person that created this masterpiece.
>>670767021
Fuckin got me
>>670770348
rand paul
>>670771055
My nigga
Ihe
>>670766403
why did I kek
anyone want a pic like this done for them?
>>670771445
>being this new
>>670766924
lost
>>670772395
>Being this retarded
>>670770728
good one
>>670770485
this
>>670772558
>being this reddit
>>670770016
kek
I remember being in this thread. should have toasted.
>>670772558
being a worthless sack of shit
>>670772645
you fucking got me god damn it
>internet explorer
> just triped and fell down the stairs wwops
>>670770016
Lost several times. Autism >9000
>>670772960
B8 to easy.
>>670773034
Do you even know how to greentest? Lol kill yourself pleb.
>>670773034
>>670773212
>greentest
kek
>>670766403
I lold
>>670773307
>greentest
Fucking retard.
>>670773212
do you even know how to speel? lol kill yourself you vapid waste of air
>>670770438
what an excellent performance, lets give her a raise to $15 an hour
>>670766440
Did kek. 10/10
>>670773707
you know they asked for that right?
>>670765343 https://youtu.be/OMqnx_SLiNM
>>670773562
cringed, hard
I hope whoever is responsible dies of cancer
>>670773741
>i slurp it back up
gets me every time
>>670773749
thanks :)
>>670767385
goddamn it anon
>>670769190
still gets me everytime
>>670767208
kek
>>670773562
hey parents maybe teach your kid to not be a creep that cums on other peoples towels in the first place
>>670770728
LOLOL
>>670767385
im having the weirdest boner right now
>>670774352
buy a chicken they have no rights
>>670772379
why would i want this?
>>670771862
Why not?
>>670770227
No...
Thats the only one
>>670767385
Why did I come to /b/ today?
>>670771862
Because PETA approves it
Infact that wouldn't surprise me if the guy giving the chicken oral sex is a member of PETA
>>670768976
>>670767477
Kek sauce ?
>>670773244
My favourite anime
>>670773562
Let's be honest... That'll just make it worse.
>>670765946
>Spicy keychain
Makes me laugh everytime
>>670766906 KEK
>>670775690
I know I should be grossed out but I find this absolutely fascinating
>>670775690
Jesus christ!
>>670773562
It'd be better to teach to kid to have his own cum rag and to keep it clean.
>>670765741
that cat is high af
>>670775690
I love how clean his knee is
I assume they put him to sleep
>>670776072
same, i have so many questions
>>670768116
The misspelling of Philippines and Colombia was a nice touch, considering that's how he spelled them in a tweet
>>670776056
Ok. You got me
>>670765741
LOL So cats like catnip? How much for a pound?
>>670776072
right along with you. it's so fucking white and clean. those are some good, ass doctors
>>670776072
As am I
I'm taking anatomy class and my professor is quite worried because I "enjoy it too much"
I am so fucking edgy
>>670765343
>>670766299
looks like David Hassellhoffen
>>670776424
They have to clean it
its how to prevent infections or clean them for that matter
in order to continue with fixing his knee
>>670765343
Test
>>670776419
Goddamn I cant wait to have kids.
Im going to troll the hell out of them
>>670776535
thanks Dr. Anon
>>670776227
im an anatomy student...
Ask away.
>>670776662
LOL OMFG SO FUNNY
>high school
>lunch period with friend
>nobody else at the table
>finish eating and still have 20 minutes in the period
>decide to make moose noises for fun
>friend joins in
>we're both sitting there going
>AEEEEEHHHH
>EAAAHHHNNNNN
>have moment of clarity
>realize our table is right next to the special ed kids
>we're literally 2 feet from a bunch of retards and making moose noises at max volume
>so many people passed by while we were doing it
>>670776673
Anon, we both know none of us will ever have kids
>>670768148
Dont you dare call it the "standard" comma. Its the Cambridge comma, and it's FUCKED UP.
>>670776424
>ass doctors
>>670765832
Fuck, you laghed at that? Are you a third 7th grade girl?
>>670776751
Is that mid surgery or did he come in like that?
How do they fix?
Will he be able to walk normally?
Should I see a psychiatrist if I fapped to this?
>>670776667
Congrats! You've learned how to reply to a post!
>>670776751
how is it so white? did they take out a buffer and buff it or something?
>>670775690
Is that what a knee cap looks like?
or the knee itself?
>>670769053
that's actually pretty fucking impressive
>>670767218
>fucking twisted as fucked up in the head ass motherfucker
I'm gonna start using this
>>670766440
brilliant
>>670767218
lost