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Hi, Anonymous. Sorry I'm late opening up again. I got a little carried away with something.

Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat.
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Fortune telling? What mean?
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What's everyone vaping on tonight?
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>>670758686
Waaah~
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>>670758686
Hello again today, earthly shrine maiden!
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>>670759098
Give me a name and I'll tell you what that person's luck will be like this year.

>>670759187
It's coffee flavored and too weak for my tastes.
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Unless you're posting porn, fuck off. Roleplaying is for permavirgins.
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>>670759359
Autumn. Thanks in advance.
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>>670758686
Troy
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>>670759292
Yay, it's sad cowgirl Marisa!

>>670759305
Oh, hi there. I trust the rope marks are gone by now, right?
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>>670759359
I got an RDA today, it's so good too bad the flavour I picked up some is cheap menthol tobacco and it tastes like fucking toothpaste.
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>>670759611
Not completely~ Ah, but almost. Maybe by tomorrow?
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>>670759563
>Autumn has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "23".
Ah, looks like it'll be nothing special. Green things and the number 23 are lucky though, so keep them around for extra luck.

>>670759609
>Troy has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "39".
Ooh, looks like you're all set!
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>>670759726
Eww.. That sounds horrible. At least mine tastes okay I guess...

>>670759829
Did any of the other moon bunnies notice?
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>>670759611
Eyup, you know it!
>>670759187
I dont vape, im not addicted to nicotine
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>>670760316
Auu, Tewie did. But at the same time, she had some of her own. So I don't think she'll say anything! I wonder who gave her hers...
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>>670760718
How are you doing tonight? Good, I hope!

>>670761021
Kufufu... I wonder.
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>>670761295
Doing pretty solid, been a good day.

Sadly im leaving in just a moment though!
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Dan
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>>670761596
Dan rose?
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>>670761534
Tell me my fortune anon
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>>670758686
Tell me about Qiyou Xu
Thanks OP
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>>670761534
Aww, that sucks. I never get enough Marisa time.
-pouts-

>>670761596
>Dan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "90".
Wow, congratulations. Looks like you're gonna be powerful this year.
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>>670761719
I could tell you your fortune but its not going to be accurate in the slightest... still want me to try?
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>>670761719
That's Marisa. She doesn't tell fortunes, I think.

Anyway, I need a name.

>>670761955
>Qiyou Xu has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "8".
Hmm... nothing special, but try and find some gold to wear.
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>>670762131
Yeah that's fine :)
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>>670761983
Then you gotta be on time!
-glares-
Im too lazy to change the folder it opens so im stuck with my wallpapers..
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>>670762575
Mu...
-shrinks away-
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>>670762347
Would anything work as long as it's gold?
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-sweepsweep-
Quick question, will I have any luck this weekend being a really big Zippo lighter?

[SWEEPING INTENSIFIES]
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>>670762714
That's right. Even just a coin in your pocket, or anything really.
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>>670763117
Haha~ Really excited, huh?
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>>670762526
Your lucky number is probably going to be 38
And you just might find your reason to live this year, good luck!
>>670762694
But even if i get to spend just a few seconds with Reimu its worth it!
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>>670758686
I need a cute boipussy to handle my meat, you game?
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heres your bump
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>>670763207
How does your fortune telling work? Do you mind sharing?
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日本語はなせますか
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>>670764017
>basic japanese
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>>670764017
私は最も確かにしないでください
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>>670763254
My entire purpose for an hour and a half will be to light anyone who gets near me on fire. It's, like, my dream position to play. Better than static or sniper.
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>>670758686
Hi my name is OP is a fag, what's my fortune?
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>>670764376
Hehe... Yeah, that sounds fun! Purify everything that comes near you! Ehehehe..
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>>670763524
Uhhh... I'm not a boy, and no thanks.

>>670763849
It's called omikuji. It's pretty common at Shinto shrines. It's just a reading of your general luck for the coming year, ranging from "Extremely Bad" to "Extremely Good."

The way my version works is by pulling a piece of paper with a fortune written on it at random, and then associating with the person by writing their name on it. It tells you how lucky they'll be, and the keywords provide a little clue about either where they'll find the most luck, or what they can do to turn it around if it's bad.

>>670763322
Aww... Marisa...
-smiles softly-
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>>670764239
i thought weeaboo elitism only happened at /hgg2d/
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>>670764457
>OP is a fag ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "84".
-laughs-

Would you believe that's not even on purpose?
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>>670764728
Damn. Thanks anyway.
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>>670764728
So how was my very first fortune telling?

But i think i need to retire to bed now~
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tired

How do I get my life together?
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Hey, a thread! Been looking around for one the last few days.
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>>670764937
Why are there asterisks there?
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>>670765262
I wish I knew the answer to that one...
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>>670765230
Pretty good for your first try!

Can I get a goodnight hug or.. something?

>>670765262
See. A. Doctor.
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>>670765525
what anime is that?
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>>670759359
>Kai
Whats my fortune?
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>>670765642
How cute, Uhahaha..
>>670765753
W-what
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>>670765395
Mm, sorry about that. I didn't feel up to it over the weekend, last night was a really bad storm, and tonight I just didn't keep track of the time.

Bad week, I guess.

>>670765474
Apparently the extreme fortunes are so extreme that they garbled some of the letters.

...Or maybe I'm just not good at writing in English.
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Will I complete and pass my programming assignment?
The pressure is stressing me out.
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>>670766041
what anime is that bunny girl from?
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>>670765753
boku no 2hu
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>>670758686
Hey guys, Kiss anon reporting in, I went out with her again tonight, she actually wanted to see one of her friends that was in a Psyche ward. Turns out, it was the same place that I was locked in about 3 years ago, so it brought back some bad memories. Truthfully, I thought she was getting close to him but she debunked that on the way home. We went to Dennys afterwards, which is awesome because I'm kinda broke and she suggested it. Afterwards we kissed again in the car for a while and watched videos of a youtuber we both like. Then it got interesting. She dropped me off at home, and we kissed again, only with me biting her bottom lip and going all up and down her neck, and she really seemed to get off on it. The problem is now, I think she wants to maybe take the next step, which is fucking terrifying. She's been with 2 other guys, and she would be my first, and I'm really scared she'll either not be satisfied, or something will go wrong or she'll laugh etc. I've told her this, and she said she would never do that to me, but I'm still nervous. Advice?

Other than that bit, Life is fucking great right now, happiest I've been in a very long time
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>>670766138
All good, it happens. Not like this is your job or something, I just figured it might have only been once or twice a week or something.
>>670766183
2hu no Pico
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>>670765922
>Kai has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "18".
Mm... sorry... time to add yellow to your wardrobe, I guess...

>>670766041
W-what's so funny?
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>>670766154
Go and get Postal 2 or Paint the Town Red. Really good pressure relievers, works for me when I have to go to curriculum contents and stuff.
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>>670759359
My name's Liam

Should I choose yin or yang. Dark or Light? Cringy, but I'm at a tipping point where I'm neutral
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>>670766354
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>>670765525
We're lost together I guess.

Say, did you get on the tearoom today? I missed it by a few minutes.

>>670765642
I'm trying
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>>670765642
O-Of course... I mean why wouldn't you?
-gives a hasty hug before leaving for bed-
~~
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>>670766183
I'm from touhou, silly anon.
>>670766354
Good job on getting that far! I... wish I had advice.
>>670766573
It's just very very cute.
>>670766762
Aah, I didn't.. I had plans today..
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>>670764239
苦情くるバカとは話さない方が良い
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>>670766354
Buy an airplane.
Bitches love airplanes.

>over 9000 sweeps
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Anon-sama tell me my fortune.
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>>670767031
touhou?
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>>670767381
You're going to eat dicks for dinner, thats your fortune :D
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>>670766154
>Program-desu has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "52".
Hmm... it looks like you'll be fine, but just work hard on it and try to relieve your stress. If you've been a good student, you'll do fine.

>>670766354
Ooh, looks like things are going well for you! I'm happy for you.

Everyone's like that before their first time. And she really seems to like you, so there's no chance she's gonna make you feel bad about it. If you really wanna wow her, just do a lot of foreplay first. Get her really steamed up.

>>670766483
Mm.. usually I've been doing it every weeknight, but I might end up slowing down a bit soon. Maybe 3 days a week would work...
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TOHO IS JAPANESE STOP RUINING CULTURE
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Will I be able to get a 5 on my AP exam?
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>>670767441
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Reisen_Udongein_Inaba
I have a page, you know. Earthlings must really like me~
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>>670767853
Which one is it
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Anthony
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>>670767973
AP Stats
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>>670767527
That wouldn't be too bad. No need to burn yourself out on it, ya know?
So, who's all here tonight?
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>>670766607
bumping my own question :^)
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>>670766711
>>670767031
Thanks guys

>>670767527
I appreciate that, She does seem really into me which is great, like I said she makes me excited to wake up in the morning. Her therapy seems to be going well as well, and she seems a lot more herself, but I know there is a long way to go. I appreciate the advice man

>>670767188
Can I buy a BRRRRRRT? Bitches love BRRRRRRRT.
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>>670768120
yep you'll be fine
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HEY FAGGOTS WHATS GOINON
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>>670766607
The whole yin yang is important. Everybody is a mix of both, and you should keep them in balance. Trying to be too good at all costs is just as damaging as letting your darker desires take control of your life.

>Liam has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "11".
Ah... too bad...

>>670766863
Hehe. I dunno. Marisa2 gives them to me, but I didn't know if you'd want to.
-kisses Marisa's cheek before she leaves-

Goodnight!

>>670767031
W-what's cute? I didn't do anything special!

>>670767381
Name please.
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>>670768120
>AP Stats and not Calculus?
>Fucking normie
>Normies get out
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>670768001
>Anthony has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "81".
Sorry... wear lots of blue.
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>>670768327
Uuuhuhu... How silly~ You need to be pure! Not balanced. You earthlings and your misguided beliefs!
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>>670768583
I knew it. Thanks.
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>>670767031
Next time then. I'd just like to hear from that anon who wanted a boyfriend.

>>670767923
the wikia wiki should be left alone to die. We're trying to move to the other one since years.

>>670767527
I'm sure not having a thread every day would help in a lot of ways. Don't burn yourself out!
Also I'd be able to get more sleep.
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>>670768327
Andrew
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>>670768758
Ufufu.. I see~ You don't have much trouble being nice after all~
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>>670768390
people usually take AP Stat WITH calc
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Treeah
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>>670768184
I've heard that you can get a FWUUUMP of better quality.

That FWUUUUMP really gets em.
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>>670768141
here but lurking
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>>670768902
>Andrew ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "36".
Andrews are very lucky this year.

>>670769101
>Treeah has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "63".
Treeahs... not so much, it seems. You've got a dispute with one of your friends coming up soon. If you resolve it and stay close to them though, your luck might change.

>>670768709
Balance is pure, dummy. It's when you're out of balance that it disturbs the spirits around you.
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>>670769239
What about my favorite?
> Chickachickachickachickachickachicka
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>>670768583
Please see
>>670763117
Also, do you want me to do anything other than sweep?

>Heroes from the SWEEP
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Hi guys! Marisa2 here back from the dead. I don't have a lot of time, so I'll be lurking mostly. Just making sure you guys remember me!
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>>670769812
No way! Negative thoughts of any kind are impure! You're shooting way too low... Baaaka.
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ITS ME FALCO BOYS YOU CAN LET ME IN NOW
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>>670769969
>N1K
I raise you an Me-262 AT
-katchunkkatchunkkatchunk-
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Punpun
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>>670770105
I dunno.. you could try your hand at giving advice, if you want.
>Bell-kun has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "75".

Looks like some of the boss lady's excellent luck is rubbing off on you. Keep it up~

>>670770118
Marisa!
-runs over and hugs Marisa2-

I miss you!

>>670770129
Tch... it might work for moon bunnies.
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Read my fortune OP, name's Alex.
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>>670769630
Doesn't seem like there's anything popcorn worthy going on. Could go for some though, got the pizza myself.
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>>670770565
check my tank
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>>670770878
Sorry I haven't been around much. State contests are coming up so I need to practice a lot!
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>>670770878
Ehe.. Well, just purify yourself at the end of each day! Purge all those negative thoughts away and become pure!
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>>670770904
>Alex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "54".

>>670770690
>Punpun has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "61".
Cheater.

>>670770166
I thought Falco was an actual bird.
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>>670770118
i havent forgotten ya

>>670769969
very honorable plane, wings sharp like katana

>>670770947
yeah nothing entertaining going on right now other than how hard my teams keep getting their asses kicked and pizza sounds really good right about now
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>>670770565
I see that, and Raise you a DO-335

> wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup
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>>670771159
I understand! No need to apologize... I wish you luck in it too, you know?

>>670771284
Trying to be pure yang... That's how you become an imperious snob.
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>>670771834
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>>670771834
H-hey, I'm not a snob! I'm telling you this for your own good, you know... Because we're friends!
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>Dylan.

What does this year hold for him and I?

Do you do tarot readings?
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La' Quan
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>>670771138
>Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger I H1
I'd recommend hopping off of that, and finding a safer place to stand on. Like a Panther tank, or a Tiger II

>>670771719
>Do-335
I raise you a TA-152!
-WICKIKIKIKIKIKIKI-

~Bell
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>>670771626
What'cha playin? Griffball or something? And I found pizza on my seat when I got home. Asshole of a cousin left it for me but failed to mention he sprinkled red chili peppers all over it. I don't handle spicy very well.
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>>670772114
Well, that's what happens to humans who do that, anyway.

Maybe it works differently for you because you're not on the mortal coil.

>>670772102
I'll never stop wondering why we're both lactating in that drawing...
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>>670772292
Nah, tarot is a western thing, I think. I'm totally unfamiliar with it.

>Dylan has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "46".
It looks like Dylan's good, but sadly it doesn't say much about relationships. Unless there's some meaning behind Green and 46...

>>670772498
>La Quan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "6".
Looks like a promotion or a new job is in store!
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>>670772662
played a few rounds of grifball since it was just added but im about to hop into warzone so i can get back to grinding reqs. i was so close to getting the helljumper helmet before the update came out. and i cant handle spicy very well either so i get where you're coming from
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>>670773568
Godspeed, Lopez. Go kill those dirty blues.
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>>670772692
Eh? W-well.. I just want to make sure that your youthful skin and complexion don't fade, you see?
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>>670773108
My name is Donald Trump. What is my fortune?
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last night I thought my pillow was Reisen and I hugged the shit out oh it
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>>670772513
Honestly this thread and the people in it are the only reason I leave /k/ and go onto /b/ anymore. Good people here.

> TA-152
Tsetse
> POOMPOOMPOOMPOOMPOOMPOOMPOOMPOOM
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>>670773946
I hope you win the White house!
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>>670773754
You could just steal the secret formula for that Hourai-whatsit... I'm not sure if I'd want that, though. Mokou doesn't seem very happy overall.
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>>670773568
Warzone? I really haven't played much since... forever ago. Sounds like a big map mode though. Any fun?
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>>670774084
Thanks anon! I appreciate that
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>>670773946
>Donald Trump has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "39".
Uh oh...
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>>670773991
Aww~
*Shoots you*
How sweet.
>>670774231
Mm, no thanks! Eiren-sama and Kaguya-sama went through a looot of trouble thanks to that stuff.
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>>670758686
Is lying okay?
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>>670774401
Hell yeah! *tips a small loan of a million dollars*
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>>670774071
I see your tea-drinking aeroplane, and raise you the Eddie The Eagle of jets!
>Me163
>SHOOOÔÖÒŌØÕM
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Fuck, kill, marry?
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>>670774679
Yeah, I figured you wouldn't.

>>670774800
That depends on the circumstances and on your definition of okay. Doing it too much, regardless of the circumstances, comes with a price.
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>>670774874
Shit, you found my weakness, rocket planes! Alright bro, I gotta hit the hay, again, thank you to everyone in the thread for the advice, I will keep you all posted as to how I progress with this girl, and I wish you all the best

~ Kiss anon signing out
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I'm eager to waste my time talking to someone and may be able to stay up later today. Is this the right avenue to vent about depression?
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>>670775189
Why's that? It's not like I'm a coward..!
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>>670774800
depends on the lie. Sometimes a simple lie can avoid pain for many people, sometimes it hurts everyone. And then you only have yourself to blame.

If you're stuck, I'd suggest looking for a way out that doesn't require lying. Honesty is often the easiest way out, even if it doesn't seem that way.
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>>670775001
Kill Yukari like the mischievous demon she is

Fuck Yuyuko because she's nice and plump

>>670758686
Miss Reimu do you think I should get an onahole? I really like fapping, but idk if they're worth the investment

Marry Yuuka because she seems like a good wife
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>>670774865
Aaah~n... <3

Excuse me guys, I'm gonna have to take the donation box to the back for a little bit... to umm.. empty it out... yeah?
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>>670775001
Yukari's dead already so she can't die anymore, right?
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>>670775519
Goodbye, /k/ommanon. Have a great rest of the week bro. Don't let the Messerschmitts bite.

>>670775554
I did. Found some great friends, so yeah, go right ahead. I got chu bro.

>>670774401
Trump isn't that bad. He just really likes mouthing at people. Also, I finished sweeping. Anything else? Do I need to pick up the bits of plane out of the tree?
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>>670773752
if i get put on red team i will

>>670774243
yeah its a 12v12 mode and the maps are big enough for lots of vehicles only got 4 maps for it right now though so it can get a bit repetitive if it keeps selecting the same map. can be fun though if your team isnt full of idiots that treat it like a larger version of team slayer and dont cap/defend bases
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>>670776057
You wipe her out of existence
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>>670775554
It certainly is the right place. Go ahead and lay it out and I'll be right back!

>>670775618
N-no, it's just uhh... that's your master we're talking about. Despite the other night, I couldn't expect you to betray her.

>>670775750
Well, they're useless to me of course, but I've heard guys really like them.
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Anything happening for a Jess this year? What about in regards to relationships?
Thanks in advance, friendly neighborhood fortune teller!
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<Intermission>
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>>670776106
I'm afraid I lack skill in carrying a conversation so unless you want droll regurgitations of conversation starters from Google, I advise you to aide me in this endeavor.

I can provide the starting topic, though, quite easily. I'm fucking miserable. People seem to like talking about feelings - especially negative ones with the ill-conceived grandiose sense that they can solve the world's problems. So I'll at least refrain from obscuring my own should you wish to tackle them.
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>>670774679
*dies happy*

Last time the pillow was a Tewi and part of the delusion lasted for months.

>>670776020
straight to the cocaine funds I see

>>670776405
in that case I'm not playing
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>>670776407
You seem a bit busy. I will try to keep most of my nuisance to >>670776106 anon. Although you're welcome to chime in on our conversation at any time. So far it hasn't gone anywhere.
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>>670776620
Ahh, now that Miss Reimu is gone I can now masturbate wildly to lewd thoughts of her.
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>>670776407
Eh..!? Who said anything about betraying Eiren-sama! Jiiii... Now you've got me on edge!
>>670776659
Auu, but I'm the better bunny, right?
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>>670776020
So I heard you know a lot about "barriers", maybe you could help me build one
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>>670776917
But who will build it!?
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>>670758686
Hiya, can you tell me the fortune for somebody named Justin?
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>>670776303
Oh god, 12 v 12. Last I played 8 v 8 was considered huge. And expecting team mates not to be idiots? Think you're havin a bit too much confidence in some.
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>>670776624
Well, what makes you un-miserable? What do you enjoy doing in your free time that takes your mind off of things?

>>670777174
Last I checked, games were 256v256. That's true fun.
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>>670777174
it can happen, this win is proof of that from how fast we destroyed the enemy core
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Read my fortune, will you please?
The name's Joey

Thanks Reimu!
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<Intermission>
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>>670776899
of course!
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>>670777779
H-hi Reimu... i'm sorry about everything
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>>670777588
I think an XBox would fry trying to do that. Sounds like wonderful chaos though.
>>670777678
Holy shit, 1k to 36? That is the literal definition of a stomp. Although I prefer games to be somewhat close. Don't have much fun if it's just a one sided match.
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>>670775001
>>670778152
kill yuuka
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>>670777588
What makes me un-miserable has changed drastically throughout my life and one of the leading reasons my current depression is so worrisome is that I can't think of any distraction that would appeal to me.

I don't have an accurate record over the years so I'd be going only on memory, but here's a semi-chronological sampling of what made me un-miserable:

>3-5: TV
>5-7: building things, k'nex, lincoln logs, etc
>8-10: nothing. I considered suicide and attempted it
>11-13: videogaming
>14-17: programming
>18-19: my girlfriend
>20-21: anime
>22-23: fiancé
>24-25: nothing. crushing depression
>then for a brief moment there was happiness in running my business
>now I'm miserable again

When I have free time I can rack my brain for hours and think of nothing that I would rather do than sit in place and stare at a wall with no goal or motivation. I've lost most of my will to live.
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>>670778471
no please
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>>670777956
Ooh, I see! Good ME-tan! Ehehe..~
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Found fred , hey raymoo
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>>670778177
yeah blowing up the enemy core is an instant win.
but yeah i like having hard fought wins since a legendary boss kill can turn a losing game into a winning one, stole a warden eternal kill yesterday and the entire enemy team got pissed that we won because of that
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-carries the donation box back out front, a bit flushed and tired looking-
Phew... that was... a lot of money...

So, let's see...

>>670776591
>Jess has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "75".

Hmm... nothing about relationships, unless you count someone close enough to consider family... overall, your luck is good though, so take chances when you see them!

>>670776899
Calm down, huh? If you stole the elixir from her, that would count as a betrayal. That's all I was saying. I'm sure she doesn't care who you tie yourself up for on your own time.

>>670776917
Mr. Trump, I could help you make a barrier, but it's really only good for keeping out evil spirits. Or keeping them in, I guess.

>>670777094
>Justin ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "32".
Yikes...

>>670777775
>Joey has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "7".
Mm, sorry. It's not as bad as it could be though!

>>670778152
Eh? What are you apologizing for again?
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>>670778177
MAG was 128v128 if I recall correctly, loved playing the game and it was a sad day on the forums when the servers were pulled. Also, ArmA really puts War games into perspective.

>>670778525
Does talking with us alleviate any of that? Find a forum to talk in, find a free MMO that you might like, or even just find a group to play games with. You never know where you might find something that interest you or makes you happy, it's kinda like a really weird grab-bag filled with bullshit and giggles. Honestly, 4chan and Steam were the only things keeping me afloat for a while.
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>>670779444
being bad
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>>670779444
Miss Reimu you seem so tired, can I massage your feet?
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>>670778525
Jeez. Well, I think I know that feeling. Even things that used to sufficiently distract you with momentary happiness seem pointless and do nothing for you anymore, right...? I don't have much advice, since I'm just muddling through like everyone else but... I hope the knowledge that you're most definitely not alone in that feeling will make you feel even the slightest bit better... I wish I could do more for you.
>>670779444
Uu.. Okay, then. Fair enough.
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>>670779444
Well thanks anyway. Also check'd
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>>670779444
>be joey

Fuck, I go off to college this year
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>>670779520
Can't say I've ever played those. Mainly stick to MMOs, even though most are just the same thing these days. Closest I've seen to scales that large are in BDO, but that's not out just yet.
>>670779195
Those are the best games. A game won easy isn't a game in my opinion.

Anyways, friends wanna play some games, and I'ma head to bed after. Nice talking to you all again, and I guess I'll see ya next time.
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>>670779520
>Talking with you all
Don't know, this is my first time trying. So far the long pauses between responses has given me ample time to overthink my position here and caused increased anxiety, accelerated heart rate, nervousness, and stress

>Forums
I've historically been a member of 3 forums. One is trash now, one no longer exists, and the other is dying. I have attempted to find a new forum to join but none suit my interest.

>free MMO
I lack the time necessary to dedicate to an MMO. I'm working two jobs presently. The mere fact that I'm here is because I managed to sneak onto the computer after midnight when I should be waking up at 7am tomorrow

>a group
This implies social. Human don't like me and I return the sentiment.

>>670779826
Although the knowledge does nothing, reading your post did give me a brief flicker of memory that at the very least helped to assuage the stress I've been feeling since I decided to try and post here. Someone was commending me for having "crawled out of the darkness" and stated that afterwards I had turned my attention back and started pulling other out with me... If their analogy holds any truth, I seem to have fallen back in.
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>>670779444
>take chances when you see them
I hardly ever take chances so I'll try my best to keep that in mind
Thanks fortune teller anon, have a cute cat for good luck :)
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>>670778813
Heya. Who's Fred?

>>670779633
Hmmm... well, do you plan to stop?

>>670779797
I dunno... I would go for it but I feel like you might do something weird with them.

>>670779826
Does that put you at ease?
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>>670780279
later makoto
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>>670779520
Remember the sunflower field from earlier? It seems like our problem has arrived in the thread.
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>>670780382
i can't promise i will. it's all very compulsive
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>>670759187
DA buddah vape

quality 420 erbs
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>>670780175
Mm... I'm sorry. Like I said, it's not that bad though! It's at least two tiers above the worst luck you could have. So you might have some trouble getting used to it, but as long as you try hard you can overcome it.

>>670780030
Trips for miles.

>>670780320
D'aww, thank you! That's very cute.
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>>670780652
HEY! MY AIRPLANE IS STILL OUT THERE!
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maybe I should stay in bed all day today too
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>>670780291
If you'd like additional support, maybe just someone to talk to, just let me know and I'll toss you my steam. I'm sorry, anon but support is all I can give you!
>>670780382
D-definitely...
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>>670781321
might wanna get it before yuuka gets to it
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>>670780709
Well, in the end I resolved the problem you created peacefully. So no real harm was done this time.

Apology accepted.
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>>670781526
Y-you resolved it peacefully? How? And thank you v.v
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>>670780291
I once heard someone say that "sadness is just a filler between periods of happiness", and it's one of the things that I will probably believe for the rest of my life. Eventually, that spot of happiness will come along and you will never regret pushing through all of the hard times to get to it.
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>>670781470
Steam is a no-go. I keep my online and personal lives separate, and my Steam is for my personal life only. The last thing I want is people bugging me relentlessly when I'm trying to avoid humans and play videogames.

If you have any interest in talking to me it will have to be through 4chan
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>>670781514
I'm already in it! I hope said person doesn't mind a large portion of the flowers turned into little pieces...
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>>670781679
By asking the other party nicely to keep the drama out of my shrine. It had nothing to do with me in the slightest, and he was reasonable enough.
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>>670781982
im sure she'll mind, might not wanna hang around there too much longer
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>>670781730
that's funny, I'm considering unfriending all my irl friends on steam.

Now 4chan doesn't seem like a good platform for this at all.

>>670781982
shit shit shit
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>>670781730
That's fine!! I understand. I'll keep to that so just message me whenever you feel like. I'll usually be in these threads.
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>>670782077
When I mentioned you he was excited and only wanted to see if you were genuine... He's actually happy to have you around.
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>>670782343
that's a different Reisen
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>>670781724
That's similar although less hopeful than the version I have written everywhere in my house.

>Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.
>And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
>And how else can it be?
>The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
>Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?
>And is not the lute that soothes your spirit, the very wood that was hollowed with knives?

Of course that amounts to little when in the throws of depression I look back on my past and feel like the net sum of my emotions has been far more sad than happy over the years.

>>670782272
4chan isn't so bad. Anonymity has served me well in my life. I find that things go a lot smoother when I can flip a switch and make others disappear. Giving people and entry-point into my life has rarely boded well for me.

>>670782343
As I think on the matter my distaste for humans could very well be an exacerbating feature of this depression. I will never share my steam name openly here, but you're welcome to post yours and I will respond to you. I merely request that you share it with no one. I will accept no more people at once than I can readily screen and ban should I decide they will bring me more pain than pleasure.
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>>670782493
Ara? I'm the same Reisen that's always here.
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>>670782226
>>670782272
Cross your fingers and hope I dont eat shit on take off!
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>>670782801
Fuck yeah, last image get.
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>>670782696
Aah, okay. That's reasonable. Here http://steamcommunity.com/id/EdenFinite/
I thank you for even that much, kind earthling anon~
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>>670782738
I mean that that's a picture of Reisen, not Reisen Udongeing Inaba.

>>670782801
-crosses fingers-
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>>670783004
that's my boy
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>>670783004
WAIT! IT LIED!
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>>670783045
Whether or not agreeing to add you on Steam is worthy of thanks you will have to determine after trying to deal with me. Although this is a significant enough decision on my part that I'll preemptively accept it.
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>>670783131
Baaaka. Don't get caught up in such silly details.
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Well, I'm off to bed. Thanks for coming, everyone!

I'll be here tomorrow at the usual time.

>>670782486
Really? Well, I'm happy to hear that.

>>670782738
Oy, Reisen. Wanna come along? You don't have to be tied up this time unless you want to.

Goodnight <3
~Reimu
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>>670782801
P.S. I hope Yuuka eats you for stealing the spot I tried to free up.

~Reimu
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>>670783561
Sweat dreams

-yuuka
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>>670783712
Jokes on her! I'm I'm the air now! Hah!

Goodnight, kamrade. Sweet dreams, don't let the Messerschmitts bite.
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>>670783561
Sleep well!

>>670783712
rude.

-4.90.3000
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>>670783938
P.P.S. Most everyone in Gensokyo can fly. Watch out~
~Reimu
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>>670783561
Au.. Y-yes! Let's do that, ufufu..
-Reisen
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>>670784039
Not at 400mph armed with 12.7mm and 7.7mm heavy machine guns and 10mm of steel plating between me and anyone or anything else!
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>>670784357
flandre can easily take that down by blinking
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>>670784272
this makes mee feel sort of left out for some reason

well, have fun~
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>>670784648
I'll go get my Komet then, end of story.
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>>670784962
you underestimate the power of 2hus
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>>670784962
Flan can destroy that too...
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Cameron? Thanks in advance
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>>670785332
boss lady went to bed but im one of her interns so i can sub in for her
Cameron ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "23".
lucky you
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>>670785332
You're a faggot. The end.
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>>670785143
Obv, the CR.42 is too strong for anyone to kill. /S

I'll just get my Ho229 and fly at night.
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>>670785906
Flan doesn't even have to try...
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>>670786175
My Po-2 will out fly and out destroy literally anything you throw at me! Hah!
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