Got a delivery for Anonymous here. 1 Pokebox, extra lewd. That'll be 19.99
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Got a delivery for Anonymous here. 1 Pokebox, extra lewd. That'll be 19.99 plus tip, please.
>>670756574
Where's my pikachu fleshlight?
>>670756684
it's being shipped as we speak
>he doesn't main R. Pika
explain yourself
>>670756574
Oh darn I don't have my money, perhaps I can pay you some other way. Would you like to test my new sex pokemon instead?
![7827a49f7121fccb648db692bc99e3d903f736b6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nrJNhU4.jpg "7827a49f7121fccb648db692bc99e3d903f736b6[1]")
>>670757013
I request butts
>>670757106
sir, this is a business, not a charity
also I'm requesting more pokemon in boxes to use for thread starters
kirlibutt
chickenbutt
Can we get some Milotic?
spookybutt
fairybutt
audibutt
dogbutt
>>670757664
that's adorable. but i am very biased
bunnybutt
overrated waifu butt
>>670757293
Come on mister delivery man, you've been delivering packages all day. Why don't you step inside and relax, take a load off. My new Pokemon would apreciate your company, it'll be good
frogbutt
phoxbutt
Requesting smol pokemon
birdbutt
twobutt
![467acd4ce552c69c7838c4e1ae9f9209b0d4d7e7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7K1FOt6.jpg "467acd4ce552c69c7838c4e1ae9f9209b0d4d7e7[1]")
gothbutt
zorobutt
>>670757664
>the boxes aren't labeled "human dildos"
one job
big fat cat ass
>>670758123
sir, are you trying to seduce me? The duty of the delivery man is a sacred vow, and not one I would forsake that easily.
These butts are fucking great
maidbutt
>>670758645
Hey now. They could be pokemon dildos.
animated butt
>>670758346
please
MOAR animals fucking animals
cowbutt
pumpkinbutt
sheepbutt
fitbutt
frogmaidbutt
firedogbutt
psychiccatbutt
Alright, I gotta go do homework.
Slowbutt
![1595e926d1636f458d410fcd790ed7a089d48b8d[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/y9woxhF.gif "1595e926d1636f458d410fcd790ed7a089d48b8d[1]")
>>670758182
Phox butt best butt
>>670758660
I'm not seducing you, but I think my new gardevoir is. She wants you, come on in step inside enjoy yourself mister delivery man. We can sort out all those payments with her mouth... Nobody has to know
![1461494_-_MegaSwampert_Mega_Evolution_Porkyman_Swampert_infernape_neos8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/harogGW.png "1461494 - MegaSwampert Mega Evolution Porkyman Swampert infernape neos8[1]")
>>670759797
If you can't afford it, then try to avoid ordering things in the future, please. We'll keep your box on hold at the warehouse, and you can give us a call when you have the funds available.
>>670760427
Nooooooo my sexy gardevoir
>>670760703
Thank you for shopping with us. We value all of our customers, and look forward for when you're able to do business with us again.
So how are people
Could you post a download link for all your Flygon pics?
>>670761537
Kinda bleh after work. No shift tomorrow, though, so it's soda and vidya time for me.
>>670761537
Wanting rub my face in Pokemon titties such as this >>670761014
>>670761756
Livin the dream
![6b28fc2efe98528b8be310a06a45e00ba2f607fc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nmh3LeI.png "6b28fc2efe98528b8be310a06a45e00ba2f607fc[1]")
>>670761537
good
>>670761750
I do not have one made, sorry. I only have ~70 pictures and it's not commonly requested.
>>670761885
If I was living the dream there'd be a lot more cock in my ass.
>>670761838
Give it a few years. Robo waifus will be a thing
>>670762099
That can be fixed super easy. Just go on the discord and find the closest faggot in your area
>>670761907
I want a Pokemon to ride my dick
>>670762497
pretty sure we all live in different areas. Plus Keith's already seeing someone, I think
>>670762696
I want my dick to ride a pokemon
>>670762497
Tried that once. Turns out he wasn't actually into dudes IRL.
Kind of disheartening, honestly.
>>670762698
That bubble butt
![501ef60e3e397f840577677660d861c09dd89efe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1xO0AdL.png "501ef60e3e397f840577677660d861c09dd89efe[1]"){kind=small}
>>670762742
i want to ride a pokemon's dick
>>670762860
It is a water type>>670762934
>>670762985
I want to pokemon a dick's ride
>>670762783
Are you also a dude or are you pretend gay/bi
>>670763305
>pretend bi
I'm a dude.
![0c2386da2d942489f69c9488f503035487c8a041[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nPqRZGT.png "0c2386da2d942489f69c9488f503035487c8a041[1]")
>>670762783
why pretend about something like that?
>>670762783
>>670762934
>>670763075
This made my dick so hard it could dent cars
im a gril btw ;)
>>670763651
He wasn't pretending. He just didn't have much experience and had never actually tried going on a date with a guy or being intimate, so even though he enjoyed porn of dudes he turned out to not be into it IRL, which is completely fair.
I don't begrudge him for attempting something he'd never tried and not liking it.
>>670763651
I request cumshots and Pokemon coated in jizz
>>670763785
Nice joke.
Wanna hear one of mine I have a highly active social life
https://youtu.be/AE43j8ko6TA
>>670763785
Hot pic. No way, why would girls want to come here to the box thread? That blows my mind
>>670763957
true. im the exact same tbh. i have no real experience.
>>670763785
Tits and timestamp, or you're full of shit
>>670764390
I had a few fleeting girlfriends and one two-year relationship.
Now I have a boyfriend though admittedly we haven't met in real life yet. And that does change the dynamic.
>>670764638
literally me
>>670764638
This isn't the place for that sort of behavior.
Please have some decorum and be nice.
i never really bothered with a lot of relationships, since every one i've been in has ended VERY badly.
>>670764827
>This isn't the place for that.
You must be confused. You're on /b/, friend. I think you have this place mistaken for the SFW board,
>>>/vp/
>>670764827
Nah fuck that how often does a lady visit. In this website the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents. So I agree with this >>670764638 show them please
>>670756574
Plus tip? Yeah no, you don't ask for your tip. SEND IT BACK!
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