>>670734686
Amber Rose is too believable for this thread.

Ellen Page, in grade 8.

Story time OP

>>670735196
I believe it, because Canada

Aaron Rodgers while we were both in college.

>>670735196
Story?

>>670735552
Roll
On
You
Bears

>>670735552
he's a faggot

>>670735552
green text?

>>670735777
He's bisexual.

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>>670734686

At a house party outside Boulder. I didn't even know who she was since I'm not a fan of her music, but I was rolling a huge fuckin' joint and she ended up chatting me up. We smoked, the whole damn party got high, she got horny, we danced a bit then went outside and fucked in the woods.

I licked her ass and hit it raw. Never talked to her again.

>>670735552
storytime nigger

>>670734686
Never fucked a celeb, but I fucked a cia agent for a few months.

>>670734686
tattoos are alright, but a picture of a person or a face or something is pretty stupid... plus the shaved head look is kind of stupid. It looks like she has cancer or something.

ITT things that never happened

>>670736142
this

>>670735933
How was the pussy
Did she laugh at your beta dick game

Eric Harris

>>670734686
she's fucking hideous

>>670735933
did she try to do something involving pizza later? shes seems to be into that shit for some reason now. and I can believe that story, anon. She does seem pretty slutty.

Who said celebrities only smash with famous people?

fucked donald trump in the ass at a party in the 70s

>>670736254

She tasted like any skinny girl really. She was super chill, seriously didn't give a fuck. I'm pretty sure a few people saw us but I didn't care and neither did she.

She was actually kinda tender. I'm not sure how else to put it. Like she was really into it but she kept reaching up to brush the hair out of my eyes. She also liked sucking on my ears.

>>670735552
Care to elaborate?

>>670736321
she is but she can suck dick very well

>>670736557

How did it taste?

>>670735584

We were just acquaintances... not really friends. We had mutual friends, though.

One day, a bunch of us were at Bell Lake (pretty quiet swimming spot) and she and I for whatever reason were near each other a lot in the water. Wrestling around, stuff like that. At one point, she just latched onto me, and I carried her around for a minute. I wanted to kiss her so bad, and I was pretty sure she wanted me to, but there were too many people around to witness a rejection, so I just acted cool. Did get raging stiffy though.

Couple of weeks later I was walking and bumped into her. We ended up wandering back down to the lake, and nobody was there. We just smoked and talked a bit. Then she suddenly kissed me.

>unprotected sex in the woods

Happened a few times. We never actually went out.

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


for real tho. this guy. it was okay.
he likes fingers in his ass.

fucked clint eastwood at a party in the 70s, he has a fat chode

>>670735196
Did you turn her?

Donald Trump

>>670734686
Could believe. She seems like a big whore.

i got to eat bella thornes ass out. shes into that since shesalways focused on how her ass looks. also she wont fuck any colored guys except faggoty looking white dudes

>>670737060

She was always gay, just didn't realize it yet, or was in denial.

She was really sweet and funny back then. Not the SJW bitch she is now.

I raped the mother of the guy who plays Ronald McDonald times, the ass was fat.
then she tried to get a restraining order so I raped her again lol
>and then i moved states :(

>>670736680
>She tasted like any skinny girl really.
Is there really a difference? Ive only been with fat girls

>>670736885
And then she realized she was gay.

Congrats anon

>>670736680
>fucked some random girl who kinda looked like miley cyrus
>goes on to believe it was actually miley cyrus

>>670737357

Skinny girls are usually sweeter, less potent, with a cleaner, clearer girlcum. Also their sweat smells better.. and can even smell quite good.

>>670735930
same thing

>>670737431

>most predictable comment possible

You think I wasn't prepared for that? Also... hear me complaining?

I fucked her pale ass, and it was great.

>>670737603

the fuck are you talking about

>>670737544

She had a Maserati, called herself Miley, looked just like her, and really REALLY liked weed.

>>670734686
Enjoy the AIDS

>>670737800

Sex. Go out and have some.

ITT: lies lmfao

>>670737815

i find it hard to believe that NO ONE at the party pointed out that miley cyrus was at the party...even in the most affluent areas at the most prep school affluent house parties would be all atwitter at a celebrity being there.

I fucked Katy Perry backstage

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Not particularly proud of it but there it is

Fucked Ke$ha after a concert and meet n greet when she came to my town. I went home by cab the next morning.

>>670738096
story?

>>670737879
uh, you first, since apparently you think that women's BMI has something to do with the taste and quality of their vaginal fluids.

fucking take a biology class while you're at it.

>>670738042

*shrug* maybe they did and I didn't notice? Maybe nobody cared? By the time I got there it was already like 1130.

>>670738206

now this i believe

>>670738105
Who dis?

I sent my virginity to Paul Reubens in the mail.

>>670738206
you mean drugged and raped her dont you

>>670738105
who?

>>670735196
so thats why she turned gay

>>670734686

this bitch is ugly and dumb as fuck

what is she even famous for? being a star fucker and general disgusting tramp?

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>>670737357
Fat chicks can't reach behind their fatass to wipe the shit of it. So they go through the middle and get shit in there pussy

>don't eat out fat chicks
>t-rex theory

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>>670738225

Well, I have fucked fat girls and skinny girls, and fat girls have always smelled and tasted stronger. Skinny girls very rarely have rank puss. I don't why, and I don't care why.

jesus

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>>670738225
Found the fatty

>>670738558
Yes

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Does oral count? Because I got a blowie from Zoe Sugg at 16, definitely wasn't as hot then but still, claim to fame

>>670738630

sure, but the reason was definitely not their weight you poorly-educated toddler.

>>670738630
Agreed.

>>670738225
>implying it doesn't

>>670738225

idk about vagina fluids and such, but fat people smell. Never fucked a fat girl, never will.

>>670738105
Story. No one likes Lindsay

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Fucked Isla Fisher back when she was on Home and Away. Rimmed her cute little butthole too.

i fucked poot lovato (demi lovatos sister). she said i was her first since she was locked up for years. weird thing is though is she honks loudly like a goose and crosses her eyes

>>670738505
No and for what its worth its kinda fucked up to say considering what shes going through now. Go ahead and try to do so to a celeb when they are surrounded by security and entourage.

Ive fucked every celebrity
ask me anything

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>>670738776
He's right though.

I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job

>>670738518
>>670738314
Lindsay Jones (Tuggey when I knew her), she works for roosterteeth now, married to that rage quit guy

>>670738314
>>670738518
Lindsay Jones. Wife of Michael from Achievement Hunter on YouTube

>>670738105
Are you Michael

>>670739068
Oh yeah. I thought she looked familiar.

>honks like a goose

Chad here. Wtf is wrong with you people.

>>670738963

now that's what i call a dank meme

>>670736557
>trump
In a Mexico City gay bar in 2014.

>>670739032
How was Osama? Did you let him shit on you?

>>670739054
Grandmas boy.

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>>670739208
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I Fucked her after she saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=canlvCDCqfU

>>670739068
What the fuck are you talking about?

fucked jesus christ at a grad party back in 20 A.D.

ask me anything

>>670738627
Kek

>>670736680
What? Not sure if virgin or not but its all about the skin color man. Thats why most of the time as long as the girl is clean white pussy best to eat.

>>670739478
Mary Magdalen? You still whoring it up?

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The Rock, yes, him.

I had him buns up kneeling, and I was wheeling and dealing. I ravaged his stink hole, came on his face,then slapped him when he started crying about me not calling him for another date.

Or maybe it was a guy than kinda looked like him, but a lot smaller. And weaker. And younger. And had polio and leg braces.

Anyway, I fucked him, beat him up and took his lunch money.

>>670738105
Are you gavin?

>>670738755
Details.. she seems softcore.
Does she act slutty?

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>>670734686

>>670739350
"hey fellow 4channers! i love the reeee pepe meme! i am also a 4channer like you guiys right kek lol zozzle?!?!?"
get the fuck out of here you little shit, go back to your hole in search of more green thumbs

>>670738755
Got any pics?

>>670734686
Sure you did Kanye... I think she butt fucked you. Am I right?

>>670738967
aww did you catch feelings for her

>>670738627
Underrated advice, that is going in the memory bank.

Its shit for me because I like licking pussy but only really like chubby girls, not fat. Maybe I get the best of both girls.
Fat girls ive fucked smell bad, both them and pussy

>>670739478
How hard did you nail him?

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You're slipping up /b/

>>670738931
>>670738931
I've barely watched anything she does now but yeah I get the general consensus she's disliked. She wasn't popular when I was at school with her at all and I vaguely knew her from one of my classes. Thought she was cute ish and about the only girl is have a chance with so I got her number from a friend and started talking to her. She was hella awkward all the time but eventually ended up inviting her over and losing my v to her. She was eh but I'd obviously never known better. Her puss stank was awful though, God bless her husband.

i once upskirted jennifer lawrence before the fappening when she was shooting the hunger games
long story short no one on 4chan believed me cuz i didnt get face pics

>>670740076
post proof

>>670740053
True, True.

one time i made trinidad james cry
\not from butsecks

>>670739924
Glad to help, anon

>>670740168
i would but my computer fell over and the drives were wiped after the fappening came out i didnt really care for it

>>670738776
Probably is anon, too many cracks and crevices to clean properly, and gets sweaty more easy

Sara from tegan and Sara (popular band in Canada at least) in 2003. I was in a band and went on the Ontario leg of the tour. She already came out as gay but I'm pretty sure her bull dyke of a sister more or less forced her to be a lesbo as she was ridiculously controlling of her.

I was 18 pretty sure she was in her mid 20s at the time. I legit thought I was just in love with her and my heart sinks every time I hear them on the radio.

>>670739054
Bea Arthur is dead you sick fuck.

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>>670740536

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I work at a civic center, i have a pair of Ariana Grande's panties and a top.

>>670739767
Sadly no but also that'd be illegal so happily no.
>>670739689
she was kinda innocent all the time, kinda in a emo-but-doesn't-want-to-rebel phase where she hung out with that crowd but was the innocent one among them. Can't tell you if she was slutty because I only got head once from her at a mutual friends party when we were both hella drunk, no idea how many guys she slept with. Can say she sucked like it wasn't the first time though.

>>670734686
Gross dude

>>670734686
about 2 yrs ago, there was this oldfag in his late 30ies. He used to date Carmen Electra and supposedly was the first one to go anal on her. He also stated he'd never told anyone (but /b)

>I honestly envy this magnificent bastard

>>670736078
So you got cucked by both the IRD and the CIA? Govt groupie...

>>670740288
Checkd

i was in the airport (LAX)
i saw trinidad james in the airport far away. i was on the phone with my frined before i got on the plane and i told him i saw trinidad james
>yo dude youll never guess who here rn
who anon?
>trinidad james
his music is so shit bruh
>i know right and hes so fucking ugly
turn around
trinidad james is right behind me
i literally saw him wipe a tear and then he just walked away
i kinda felt bad but fuck you trinidad james and your all copper nothing

>>670738963
Tumblr fag

Arnold from Hey Arnold.

>>670736321

>she

>>670739922
No, just another fuck for me. I just so happen to feel this thing called empathy. She was actually pretty chill.

>>670742344

This exactly. If any of these are true, it'd be no more than what I could count on one hand.

>>670738946
Holy shit me too, no rimming though. I grew up near her in Perth.

>>670739962
Aaayyo

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>>670734686
>Amber Rose
>celebrity

Pick one.

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I fucked her pussy then came between her tits

>>670742344
FAHNNYJANK FILENAME CHANGE IT OR LEAVE FUCKER

>>670743726
I'm sorry for your loss

>>670734686
did she put her fingers in your butt?

>>670736962
get out of here amber

>>670744061
proof

Think a lot people in this thread have paranoid schizophrenia

>>670744204
What happened to trust?

>>670734686
caitlin stasey, met through mutual family friend who was throwing a bday party
got drunk we hooked up and ended up fucking but like 10-15 minutes in when in doggy position I thought it would be a good idea to try and push my thumb into her ass. didnt go well ended up getting awkward stopped before I finished
Can no longer watch tomorrow when the war began without feeling shame

>>670744415
Aight sure, I'll just trust that anon fucked boxxy. I have to know that it's legit son.

>>670739609

LOL

Thats seriously the most fucked up and funniest post ive seen in this place, I love ur brutal and black sense of humour. Any shit that makes you laugh that u may recommend?

>>670740878
did you cum in her mouth?

>>670740826
you snuck into her dressing room or something?

i fucked poot lovato (demi lovatos sister). she said i was her first since she was locked up for years. weird thing is though is she honks loudly like a goose and crosses her eyes

>>670744765
Leave.

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i did her. believe me, it's true.

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It was alright I guess.

>>670745096
she's yucky but i still don't habeeb it

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>>670745372
She's got a great body

>>670745648
not her. no linebacker shoulders

>>670741254
What's IRD? Why does dating a cia agent make me a cuck? She was a lot of fun.

>>670738274
"*shrug*"
yes, you definitely fucked Miley, lol

>>670745910
irs?

>>670745784
it's her. Check the tattoo.

>>670745648
but um lol
https://www.yahoo.com/style/chloe-moretz-tattooed-her-familys-initials-on-her-122264241498.html

>>670747992
OH FUCK

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note none of her other moles show up in that shitty photoshop

>>670734686
is that Flavor Flav girlfriend?

>>670738206
She made the most of the night, like she's gonna die young.

>>670739609
underrated post

>>670735196
You saying grade 8 suggests you're British she's Canadian we don't say grade 8 we say 8th grade and so on.

>>670736078
You were her cover? Oh well, the CIA's fucked enough people, good to see some people are fucking them right back.

>>670739609
KEK

>>670748717
speak for yourself faggot

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>>670734686
Nicola

>>670748319
yes, I got flava flav's sloppy seconds, which means I now have aids

>>670748998
Okay virgin.

>>670749247
really? i'm the virgin?
who's the one saying "uhh ackhsully in canada we say this blahblahblah"
i'm in canada too and guess what you acutally say?
whatever the fuck you want

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I sucked Lonnie Brooks dick while one of his backup singers licked his ass. Will post story/details if interested.

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>>670749033
Bro?

>>670748376
Hahaha fucking died

>>670749498
Damn this virgin is mad.

>>670749664
damn...

>>670749535
Yessir

>>670749664
hey no trollering allowed

>>670742788
Was he into it?

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>>670735933
Kid I went to high school with fucked her too
He has twin sisters that are in the industry and his dad is some designer or some shit