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shit you wish happened to you
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You want someone to jerk off a cock into your mouth.

Op is, was, and forever will be, a faggot.
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>>670732621
Roll
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>>670732621
Fucking faggotity ass OP. I bet he'd swallow too.
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>>670732939
>>670732621
you guys talk like you wouldn't love doing that to him/her
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>>670732385
That looks painful as fuck
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>>670732385
Sauce?
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>>670733637
for the girl or the guy?
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>>670734632
For the guy
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>>670734998
he doesn't seem to mind much at all
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>>670732385
you wish to have your dick smashed into teeth?
you do you, bro
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>>670735564
It must be a miracle her teeth aren't sawing off the guys dick
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>>670732385
need her name or sauce
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>>670735848
just got to know how to use your tongue and lips properly, your teeth shouldnt saw anything off, even while that happens
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>>670736126
Talking from experience?
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>>670736126
Then it's the chick's lip that is getting sawed off... That stroking looks fairly brutal.
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>>670736221
yes actually
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>>670732385
http://www.xvideos.com/video2697580/jesse_jane_and_riley_steele_bathroom_blowjob
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>>670736650
Prove it, 1 v 1 me
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>>670736737
then get here and unzip :P
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>>670732385
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>>670736855
I'm east coast US, what about you?
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>>670737066
same, but im up north in canada
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>>670737066
Is this a fight or gay sex?
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>>670737246
Damn, I'm near Florida
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>>670737259
wait.. gay sex? when did that happend? did i miss it?
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>>670737420
that is SO far and i dont even have my driver's license
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>>670737246
Sunnyvale trailer park?
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>>670737554
Oh shit, 18-
I'm out
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>>670737566
nope, im from ontario, closer to Thunder Bay
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>>670737750
i am 18 (since mid february) just never took the test and everything for it, didn't need to at the time
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>>670737554
underage b&
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>>670737898
Oh, phew, just making sure
You are XX chromosome right?
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>>670737924
you wish you made cool rope based windows?
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>>670737420
what part of florida you in?
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>>670738063
yea
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>>670735628

this for sure.
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>>670738006
not underage
>>670738047
not a guy, sorry
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>>670738259
XX is female, what kind of education do they have up there?
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>>670736126
True but that's a big dick so those rules don't apply, never confronted one but i'm sure my teeth would be an issue.
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>>670738152
The part that's actually in South Carolina, why would I give out my actual location?
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>>670738379
yeah.. im just dumb and sleepy, so.. then yes, i am
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>>670738484
wasn't talking about an address. city woulda been fine. just asking cus I'm also in florida
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>>670736651
fuck. i though it would be russian porn (i like russian chicks) DONT CLICK HAPPY TEENS unless you want to get vanned. Im on a list now...
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You twats really trying to travel across the states to suck anon's dick, that better be one glorious looking dick that shoots gold for semen.
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>>670736118
Is that young Kirito and his aunt?
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>>670732385
I'll drop a load in your mouth OP
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>>670738899
You mad anon?
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>>670739075
Nope, if it's a success which it won't be the guy/girl you're talking to is probably in for a disappointment.
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>>670732385
>>670739401

Ooo, why are these white girls sucking the spigger dicker?
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>>670734455
Why is she being hung?
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>>670739619
Because they're twice the size of your pathetic fully white dick.
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>>670740530
Yes please
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>>670732621
#1 KEK
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wish that would happen to me
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Someday....
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>>670737566
I live about half an hour from there man.
Down in darthmouth right? I heard they went to like truro or something...
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>>670736651
It's been a good ride, guys. I'm going to shut off the computer and wait outside for the feds now. Don't fucking go to that link unless you want to help me anally fellate the entire D-Block in the pen.
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>>670736651
Wtf. Nigga, I hope my VPN is configured properly. On the other hand, that cheesy pizza be fresh boyeeeee.
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>>670741908
He looks like the guy from the porn webm where hes gettin jerked off by two chicks then cums on his own face by accident. With the white background.
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>>670741908
Roy Battys story is like my life story...

>>670742565
fuck off and die you uneducated cunt.
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>>670739626
hanged*
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id love to watch my wife suck cock
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>>670739626


SHE JEW
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>>670739053
Can I get in line for that?
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>>670737246
Shit bro! Canada too.
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>>670732385
Sauce OP
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>>670737246
>>670743259
Cool broskis. Now take your faggy maple bukkake to /soc/.
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>>670732385
You are aware that escorts are a thing, right? You can have pretty much any sexual fantasy you can think of like tomorrow if you have the cash.

I really don't know why more people don't make use of this resource.
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^^
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^^-^^
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>>670732385
That I'd be happy :(
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>>670743681
maybe they don't have money or are afraid of catching std?
use your fucking brain
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seing this
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>>670745296
>wherethewildthingsare.jpg
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>>670739626
she was a communist fighting the nazis in eastern europe in WW2 they caught her and said if you give us names, we let you go. she told them they will know who gives her-her orders when they come to kill them all... so the hung her just before the red army arrived.
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>>670745296
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DHIu4WEDHz
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>>670732385
I feel that feel, my GF refuses to give me a bj ever since we started dating
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I wish I got these doubles.
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>>670741370
With the lights out
It's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
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>>670743417
Gacy's birthday surprise?!? I have looked everywhere for this fucking video
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>>670737428
I know the feels bruh
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>>670741370
.... and I sweeeeaar that I
.. don't have a gun
.. no I don't have a gun
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>>670733037
true. i'm not gay but that would be fun
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>>670732385
Source
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>>670744704
>implying escorts aren't way cleaner than randoms at da club
>implying you can't get an hour with a high-end girl for 200.00

Use yours.
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