Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: Haunted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNl4GFNShrE
Turn on the news, it's HAPPENING!
>>670679909
it was only a matter of time
also hi
>>670680123
>>670680137
Hi
>>670680183
That was the wrong gif I'm starting of nicely.
>>670680137
hey that's pretty good
>>670680183
as much as I don't like ellen some of taytay's greatest moments are with her
>>670680339
I don't even into american football but that ad made me support the predators
Everyone heard how Taytay donated 100k to some cancer thing?
Attempt to drum up more publicity and attention away from the criticism of her for the Kesha thing, or genuine heartfelt donation?
lorde and taylor make a great team
>>670680203
I'm gonna nitpick here and say that you should probably put Goddess and not God.
Also obligatory strawpoll link http://strawpoll.me/6891589
And I piked Haunted because I wanted to know you guys' thoughts, did she steal in the intro or not?
>>670680697
probably a bit of both but seeing as her mother went through cancer I'd say it's leaning towards the latter
>>670680723
lorde's not even cute
Queen BOXXY checking in!
>>670680723
They really would work well together in a collaboration, the only problem would be whether Taytay's songs would be too straightforward for Lorde, or Lorde's style would be too all over the place for Taytay
>>670680697
Since her mother went through cancer probably heartfelt.
>>670680840
lol as if. Is that some kind of eskimo?
>>670680834
>>670681014
But the timing and news about it seems a bit too coincidental.
>>670680834
excuse me? Lorde is queen
>>670680840
>filename
literally what the fuck
don't 90% of boxxy pics look identical? are you just saving individual frames from her videos or something?
>>670681130
if not for her personal experience with cancer, I think she may have chosen some other way to win back some public support
>>670681165
of what
>>670681003
yeah i guess that's true, i hope they collaborate on a song at some point though.
>>670681165
Uh, no.
Now take the vow or be destroyed.
god idk why but i want to drink her pee so badly
>>670681130
I mean coincidence sure but it's probably with good intentions and it's not like 100k is a lot of money for her.
>>670681311
What the fuck? Boxxy is better than Taylor fucking Swift, at least people respect our community!
So back to Haunted.
Do you guys think she copied the intro of the song? I personally don't but the songs are eerily similar.
>>670681324
I don't want swiftianism to become a pantheon with lorde and selena and all of taytay's other friends. taytay is a perfect cinnamon bun. too pure for this world.
Still no news about a music video for New Romantics you guys.
>>670681813
>eerily similar
so.. haunted?
also 13 get checked
>>670681804
thats one hot opinion u got there cow boy
>>670681829
lorde could take selena in a fistfight tho
>>670681311
of music
>>670681482
She feeds us with many great gifts...
>>670682020
No I mean that the 2 songs are so similar, especially the intro.
>>670682033
lorde couldn't touch our gracious queen you heretic
also taytay music > lorde music
>>670682187
what's the other song?
You have two options:
1. You have taytays number and you have regular contact to her, but only via messages.
2. You can meet her one time in your life personally, but no pictures no autograph or any other proof.
>>670681461
I can't fathom how beautiful she looks here
>>670682352
you're just jealous of lorde's musical talent
>>670681804
didn't boxxy quit youtube in like 2011
>>670682352
Oh wait I should probably explain the situation here then.
Coldplay's 'The Scientist' has a beat that is really similar to Haunted's, except that Haunted's is basically sped up.
Compare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0pOqyDTB6Y to the video in the OP, especially the intro.
>>670682634
It's a little bit over the top I admit. I hesitated in posting this because some may not be able to cope...
>>670682523
>1. You have taytays number and you have regular contact to her, but only via messages.
This to be honest
>>670682638
Boxxy is taking a break!
>>670682020
Shut up you stupid fuck, Boxxy is 10x more beautiful than Taylor Swift.
>>670682523
Probably 1.
>>670679752
Hey OP and anyone that contributed regulary, I have been lurking these threads recently and they're geat, I love comming home from work and looking at some beatiful taytay pictures while drinking a beer and listening to some music, Keep it up!
>>670682906
nice egg shaped head your "queen" has
>>670683164
Thanks anon.
>>670683164
We will.
TAYTAY VULT
dat legs... dat body
R.I.P. Becky
>>670682651
I'll assume haunted was released after the scientist, as well. yeah, it definitely seems copied. the fact that haunted was done solely by her also suggests that she listens to coldplay (or used to)
>>670682523
1
>>670682906
>boxxyfags actually believe this
>>670683164
thank you for the kind words, taytay vult
>>670683347
dont do weed drugs kids
>>670683343
>tfw pregnancy would ruin her
>>670683343
Leg game too strong.
>>670683343
legs for days
>>670683343
i love how she wears that swimsuit, she would look hot af in a bikini. but she's not an attention whore, i love her!
>>670683558
Haunted was released years after The Scientist, I'm on the fence if it's copied because TayTay doesn't generally listen to popular music.
>>670683173
O RLY??? You wanna start drama with Boxxy the Queen of Randomness? Enjoy your fucking rat-faced bitch.
>>670683558
>taylorfags believe anyone on /b/ actually likes them
>>670683599
>>670683744
Dubs confirms.
>>670683778
Literally when your queen is so much queen her followers die form seizures due to her beauty
>>670682876
>>670682957
>>670683558
i thought you guys would go for 2 and ask me why 1 is even an option
>>670683939
>3939
Dubs confirm dubs
>>670683999
TayTay blesses you with trips because of the truth.
TAYTAY VULT.
>>670683851
dude boxxy isnt coming back
also just saying lorde's new album is coming out this year and it will be better than all of 1989
>>670683851
are you blind? i'm on /b/ since 2008 and i never got this boxy thing.
>>670683999
trips confirm
>>670684065
we like taylor in equal measure for her personality and appearance and the former is not fleeting. therefore, constant contact is better than being with her once
>>670684196
don't start beef with us lordeboy
>>670683835
maybe it's just a guilty pleasure? taytay was mine for a long time
>>670683789
welcome to the club
>>670684065
Daily contact with Taytay even in the form of messages is much better than meeting her just the once.
You could become the best of friends, you could send little gifts to each other, share secrets, give advice, etc.
>>670684380
you're just jealous that QUEEN LORDE is friends with taylor and ur not
>>670684196
Same rule applies to you as to the Karlie Kloss people, you're welcome to post pictures of them together but purposely devaluing her music is unacceptable.
>>670684196
Fuck you, Lorde is just some ugly old cunt that became famous from one song and decided to suck Ratlor Swift's ugly cock to stay famous.
>>670684272
Clearly YOU are the blind one then, since Boxxy is clearly the cutest little thing alive! She'll be back soon :3
P.S. Taylorfags, ENJOY MY 10000TH BOXXY PIC! MY COLLECTION IS STILL GROWING!
>>670684504
Lorde is no queen, and really? posting an 8kb x270 image?
>>670684520
You swift fags are worse than the bronies.
Implying you have any say in what gets posted on /b/
>>670684414
Long distance relationship (even if not romantically) > no relationship at all.
>>670684520
i'm not devaluing her music, i'm just stating that i personally prefer lorde as an artist- i've said above that they would work well together as they clearly have chemistry and are both excellent musicians.
>>670684807
what did lorde ever do to u
>>670684504
lorde is at most a princess
>>670684520
this
>>670684414
>you will never send taytay a cute teddy bear because you're poor and in return get her next album 3 months early and your rent paid in advance for the next 5 years
>>670684878
>being this buttmad that people like something you don't like
>>670684807
you lead a successful life
>>670684807
to each his own!
why are you even here? when i see a boxxy thread i don't feel like hating on her.
>>670684878
We don't but we can definitely try.
>>670685049
>>670685132
Right on, keep trying
>>670684878
>>670685049
>your image
Look at the hate in that woman's eyes, the pure jealousy over our Goddess, she must be destroyed
>>670685373
>>670684807
>10000th pic
>implying I don't have more
>>670685009
Fair enough but you know the drill then.
>>670685071
Because he can't stand the fact that we're better, duh. I also don't need to shitpost in Boxxy threads because she's literally no competition.
>>670685417
taytay vult
>>670685607
is that miley cyrus
>>670685071
I wasn't hating, but then you Taycunts got rude to my queen so I had to defend her.
This is my latest pic btw, I found it on reddit.
I've added a refugee policy to my manifesto
>>670685713
What could we have possibly said that triggered you.
>>670685670
did someone say... MILEY?
QUEEN MILES CHECKING IN
>>670685782
The picture only loads half for me which sucks.
>>670685523
>shitposting in a Taylor thread
power trio
And Kanye's still jelly of Taytay
>>670685782
if only merkel did this, germany wouldn't be a non-country right now
>>670685713
cool pic buddy
I respect your dedication to your queen, but we are decided on ours and you will not change our minds
>>670686372
he is literally butthurt (dunno if you've heard the controversy but his former gf amber rose says he liked getting fingered)
>>670686372
He's triggered alright.
>>670686503
If only Merkel wasn't an ugly sour faced whore
I'm leaving now, there's clearly no hope for you people. Away to the Boxxy subreddit!
If taytay redid this in english I'd be happier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOGSqC7xds8
Imagine being kidnapped by taytay?!!
>>670686614
that sums it up quite well
>>670686740
why am I not surprised
>>670686503
>he is literally butthurt (dunno if you've heard the controversy but his former gf amber rose says he liked getting fingered)
yeah, something about #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch. That was hilarious. He even quickly decided to make peace.
>>670686866
reddits not too bad
>>670686841
what is this gypsy garbage
taytay writes her own songs
although getting kidnapped by her sounds alright
>>670687004
I don't need no reddit
>>670686902
love it when consequences come back to bite someone in the ass (literally)
>>670687089
just make your own thread
>>670687004
It's pretty bad, come on.
>>670686503
>he is literally butthurt (dunno if you've heard the controversy but his former gf amber rose says he liked getting fingered)
he looks like a crossdresser to me
>>670687200
>>670687200
>what is this gypsy garbage
>taytay writes her own songs
>although getting kidnapped by her sounds alright
just 1 time
1 time
>>670687200
>>670687265
You just need to use it better
>>670687282
amber rose? I wouldn't be surprised
>>670687398
I wouldn't try to escape her, so the 1 time is forever
>>670687200
>getting kidnapped by her sounds alright
>alright
Sounds like a dream.
>>670687200
Now Kanye's thing has me wondering what weird things Taytay might be into.
May even be the reason why her other relationships other than Calvin didn't last long. What lewd things do you think the Goddess is into?
>>670680429
The Nashville Predators are an ice hockey team.
>>670687597
>What lewd things do you think the Goddess is into?
girls. Kanye just wants2beawoman
>>670687510
I have no idea how to use it, and any subreddit I ever visited, like about my favourite games, are either sick memes or a big circlejerk about something totally irrelevant to the game. I have no intent to use it.
Kind of like tumblr.
>>670687782
TaytayxKarliefag please leave
>>670687815
oh
It's pretty good for picture collection
>>670687597
femdom I hope
>>670687733
I don't care what they are I just support them
>>670687580
is it your wildest dream?
>>670687597
Probably not much, it has always been rumoured people broke up with her because she's a prude, also a reason Miley called her a frigid ice princess.
>>670687917
NO.
The drums of war are sounding!
>>670684414
>text TS daily
>never meet her
>she writes a hit song about it
>???
>profit
>>670687971
My wildest dream might be her standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset.
>>670688029
>also a reason Miley called her a frigid ice princess.
I wouldn't trust that considering that was just the word of an "insider"
Doubt she would be a prude though, a dude like Calvin and in the music scene he's in would be too tempted too often to "settle" for Taytay and her sexual habits.
>>670688029
>taytay a prude
>tfw you realise this means taytay might never have had sex
>tfw you realise calvin is only still with her because he's a beta and is too afraid of being single
>tfw taytay's next song will have really subtle hints that calvin is a beta
>tfw you realise taytay a virgin
>tfw you realise taytay a pure
>>670688272
yeah mine is that as well, but also with red lips and rosy cheeks. she's really got that red lip classic thing that I like
>>670687597
>What lewd things do you think the Goddess is into?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOGSqC7xds8
>>670688438
Styles said he dumped her because she's 'Asexual'. TayTay is probably quite the prude.
>>670688450
I could get her with my green eyes as the lights go down give her something that'll haunt her when I'm not around.
>>670688694
wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDLP59r2fPo
>>670688450
Taytay isn't "pure", there is absolutely no chance that John Mayer didn't smash. But as the Goddess she doesn't need to be virginal pure anyway, she only needs to be pure happiness and perfection.
>>670679752
and that's how I quit /b/. Bye bye fags
and... OP is a fag...
>>670688738
>Styles said he dumped her because she's 'Asexual'. TayTay is probably quite the prude.
Again, that was only the word of an "insider" which I wouldn't trust
>>670688738
honestly I see sparks fly whenever she smiles
>>670688904
>and that's how I became older than 13
you will be sorely missed
>>670688920
But then again there's literally no one anywhere that suggests she has slept around. Chelsea Handler claims she thinks TayTay is still a virgin back in 2013.
>>670688738
>Styles said he dumped her because she's 'Asexual'. TayTay is probably quite the prude.
This is a guy that walks around naked and do naked video chats with her. Dude's a weirdo. There was a video of this thing, where he shows his dingdong to her by webcam.
Not material for our queen
>>670689183
Chelsea's a comedienne and has no insider information.
And why would there need to be people that suggests Taytay sleeps around if she'd be sleeping with guys she's dating or in a relationship with anyway?
>>670689138
Whenever she smiles I feel enchanted, the first time i saw her smile was the moment i knew that I couldn't breathe without her, but I have to.
>>670689183
do you think she'll pull a jennifer aniston? that is to say, still be unmarried and childless by age 50, and look damn good doing it
>>670689480
>it will never be a wednesday
>you will never be in a café
>you will never watch it begin again
>>670689450
True, but the general consensus from people, even famous people, is that she's quite the prude so I'm inclined to believe that, though she's definitely no vaginal virgin at age 26.
>>670689494
This is literally my dream.
>>670689671
Maybe if I'm in college and get a part time job waiting tables?
>>670680749
thanks.
>>670689703
I don't know if she'd be too happy with that dream, but I guess jennifer aniston seems perfectly happy so you never know
>>670689902
it's still wednesday right now, you still have time. I believe in you
>>670690011
For what exactly, double dubs?
>>670689703
>the general consensus from people, even famous people,
But what famous people? cause all you or some anon have stated is stuff from "insiders" and Chelsea Handler, who's literally just a comedienne.
And not that anon but you dream of Taytay never experiencing pregnancy, children, a complete family of her own with Taytays 2.0 and 3.0?
>>670681804
doesnt she live in california city or something?
>>670690069
I mean she should do whatever she thinks is best for her and if she wants a family then sure but I dislike the thought of her having babies that are not mine.
>tfw you realise 'god save the queen' is telling taytay to save herself
If taytay needs saving we must do it, she needs our love
burn the brits for their heresy
>>670690480
I can't 'ship' her with anyone, I get what you mean. there is no male on earth with the capacity to please her while not irritating us
>>670683563
depends who got her pregnant.
>>670690133
I see your point, and I know not to blindly trust 'insiders' but since it's rumoured both Styles and Miley have supposedly commented on it seems odd to me especially since I don't think they're friends. And Chelsea Handler is just a comedienne and maybe not famous to the extend TayTay is but she's definitely well-known.
>>670690693
Exactly, I couldn't 'ship' her with anyone either, though I'm content with anyone she dates as long as she's happy, I can not help to be envious of whoever her boyfriend might be.
>>670690880
There are a lot of rumors and "insiders" allegedly on Taytay's side too that say or claim this or that like Calvin living with her or her wanting to marry him already and wanting kids, etc. Doesn't make any of it true.
And part of a comedian's job is to exaggerate the hell out of pretty much any trait in a person or situation in order to make it seem funny. Doesn't make the observation or result true
>>670690130
I Am that I Am.
>>670690480
>>670691219
Envy is the road to the dark side anon. There can only be happiness and bliss in a Taytay blessed world.
>>670691530
this
taytay will reward your virtue in the after life
>>670691322
And then there's also the 'insiders' that claim they saw Calvin going to a asian messaging clinic that offers happy endings.
There's just too many rumours and insider stories to draw a conclusion to most of the discussion points.
>>670691530
>>670691698
I never develop a grudge but just ughhhhhh.