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>>670657800
the purple guy is nice
got any more like that?
>>670657998
I'm sure I do somewhere, but I have to get going now. really sorry, sir. :c
>>670658577
its all good. have fun
I'm here again.. sort of
>>670659759
Welcome back.
>>670659759
>>670659933
hey there.
>>670659933
Danke, what is up?
>>670660255
>>670660897
Not much. Trying to play ranked in CS:GO.
>>670660897
a bit bored, fiddling with a windows install.
how's your end?
>>670661110
What rank and before/after?
>>670661251
I am still in calibration phase.
>>670661246
Just took a shower and dunno what to do
>>670661344
Alright, good luck then
>>670661475
cool.
well, what's there to do?
>>670661475
Thanks.
bumpan
>>670661523
Dunno really, too lazy to think of anything else to do
>>670661940
then just laze around and relax, if you can.
Will do
>>670657350
Tongue.
Less dank, more meme.™
and post big kitties while youre at it.
>>670661746
balls touching, this thread is now gay
>>670664431
It was gay long before that.
>>670664594
aw snap
>>670664618
is that the TMNT croc?
>>670664431
BUT I STILL KNOW A SON OF A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE
>>670664815
No idea
>>670664937
YEAH? WELL I SEE A FRGGIN JUDGY JASON WHEN I SEE ONE
>>670665119
I was quoting the comic the alien smoking cigar picture came from
>>670665386
didnt know they could talk, damn
>>670665616
They can't - that one is a normally friendly robot that malfunctioned.
The cigar he's smoking is a chemical weapon, which is why the guy in the picture's face is so fucked up.
>>670665760
The more I know
>>670665930
and knowing is half the battle
The other half is actually battling.
>>670666034
to battle!
>>670666423
mhm
>>670666674
Mmhmmhmm
>>670667210
hnnng
>>670667811
hm yes?
>>670669141
Fine
so empty in here
Not the time of day folks are up.
guess so.
at least you showed up. how are you?
fucking faggots
>>670672063
Just like inside my soul
>>670672355
Eurofags might be up
bored
>>670672549
Its noon in the states.
>>670672549
Britfag reporting in
>>670672549
like everyone's nowadays
>>670672610
do some stuff then, go take a walk, game, i don't know
eurofag here.
>>670672711
Good evening to you good sir
>>670672811
Time to fill in the void with chocolate
>>670672977
that's the ticket
never fails
>>670672653
It's 9:30 in the good part of the States (^:
>>670672811
No, I am cold.
>>670673125
ew
>>670673125
go back to sleep, barry
>>670673233
blankets nibs, blankets.
>>670673273
No I have to deal with the cold.
>>670673405
don't we all
go out then
cold is good
tfw it's 60 here
>>670673273
but I don't want to, I just ate breakfast
>>670673710
no buts, shoo
>>670673511
No, im lazy.
My breakfast consisted of coffee.
>>670673853
BUT
BUT
>>670673963
mine was just some yogurt, drinking a gatorade right now
>>670673864
fiiiine
go have breakfast then
>>670673963
never mind then
add ice cream.
>>670674007
god damnit barry
my only food in the last 4 days was a piece of meat and some fries.
do i get a medal
>>670674007
I could go for an omelet.
...or dick
>>670674082
No icecream
>>670674082
>my only food in the last 4 days was a piece of meat and some fries
ugh, yeah I know how that feels. That shit'll stop eventually, in the mean time, ganbatte.
>>670674223
HOO
yeah both of those are yum options
>>670674301
here's what you do then
invite someone with a dick over
reason is omelet
make omelet and both of you eat
then you eat dick
???
profit
protip: i have a dick
>>670674382
just some shitty throat thing making food disgusting
whatever it'll pass
>>670674223
why not both?
>>670674382
Wait, ignore the dick part.
>>670674570
yeah but like, wut if you have yukky dick tho.
>>670674630
because there are none.
if you eat omelet>dick, make sure to brush teeth. No one wants egg&company on their weewee
>>670674570
One of my irl friends had something like that a couple months ago too, anything he tried eating he'd just throw back up.
>>670674633
I will NOT ignore the dick part
>>670674875
know that feel ;-;
>>670674908
ew dick
>>670674875
i've been told its not yukky at all.
>>670674908
this is more like i dont want to eat because my throat hurts real bad, and that's what makes it.. eww.
stupid, i know, but who needs food nowadays anyway
>>670675036
hey, richard is a pretty cool guy, leave him alone.
>>670675152
can i have your dick daddy
>>670675036
dick is yum tho
semen isn't, but dick is
although my problem with cum is the consistency, same reason I can't eat shit like oysters, my throat can't do slimy shit
>>670675152
Oh like a really REALLY bad sore throat from like a cold, yeah I've had that. What my friend had was like super ultra indigestion that lasted a few weeks. Went away after meds tho
>>670675000
rekt
>>670675152
I cant b 2 sure.
>>670675223
whom?
Any good sites with gfur erotica/smut? No romance, just getting plowed by animal cocks. Like CoC/TiTS without the interactions
>>670675378
Your poor bf... How do you show you love him if you wont even swallow his seed?
>>670675556
Depends; you want written stuff or art?
>>670675374
i'm not your daddy, sonny
>>670675378
it's just my yearly sickness thing
every single thing goes to hell for a few days
then im all set for another year
throat, headache, general soreness everywhere, dislike for food... oh well
at least it went away for them, so that's good.
put it in a cake, then bake it and it wont be slimy anymore
done
>>670675463
u can trust m3
dick is short for richard
>>670675776
k proofs
>>670675635
I mean I have a couple times on special occasions. Also I'm VERY good at frotting, so there are things I do to uh, get the point across.
>>670675776
Richard's dick is short, everyone
>>670676048
Neat, I always wanted to try frotting.
