more dicks.
more butts...
more pleasure !!! !!
>>670633066
yeah...
as long as i know people are enjoying it, i actually really like it
>>670633303
do you reply to each person that replies to you with a smiley face and a lol at the begging of every sentence
Someone just fucking kill me.
>>670633472
I don't think that's legal.
>>670633469
mmmmnope
it kinda depends on the mood though. i can be real slutty, but that can really change depending on what's wanted
>>670633876
this.
>>670633876
Please do it, my boyfriend is breaking up with me and I'm on the "I don't see my life going on without him" phase.
>>670633888
post it already
>>670634091
my condolences
>>670634091
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>670634261
one minute. i'll go get ittttt
Anons need to kill themselves.
>>670634261
The worst thing is, I still fucking love him, I still want to be with him, and now I'll have to remove myself from his group of friends, I'm taking a break from work for the rest of the week, my fucking heart.
>>670634091
I'm sure you'll find another boyfriend that makes you want to kill yourself when he breaks up with you.
>>670634261
It's kind of weird to say that when nobody died.
>>670634428
As long as you're not trying to get him back or make him reconsider, you're doing alright.
Good night folks!
>>670634091
why's he breaking up with you?
>>670634428
what happened why did he break up with you?
>>670634457
can it only be used for that?
>>670634457
I'm just about to go full slut, I'm tired of being used tbh.
>>670634582
Well technically I didn't try to but I did tell him my feelings about all of this, maybe you're right, I really shouldn't try to make him reconsider? why?
>>670633151
More dicks...
More butts...
>More extreme autistic faggotry!
>/thread!
>>670634091
That's a shame.
>>670633472
Talk to me based anon, why do you want to die?
>>670634785
In all my life I've never heard it used outside the context of a death, same with "my sympathies". They're just kind of pigeonholed.
>>670634848
Everybody loves a slut. For a little bit at least.
>>670634848
If he said he's done, it's over, there's not some magical boom box under the window at night to win him back. Just sever ties and cleanly as you can. In my opinion.
>>670634754
>>670634785
Honestly I'm not quite sure, he says he doesn't want the relationship to be about sex but that's the only fucking thing he talks about with me, honestly I think he's tired of me and he's moving to someone else, he IS bisexual anyway...
I may be a little cocky and extremely jealous, but I'm really loyal to my partners, but I'm about to give up, it's just not worth tearing myself up to these people, he doesn't seems like he gives a crap anymore, that's what hurts me so much, that the man that last year was so in love with me now doesn't give a crap.
>>670634862
thx for input
>>670635269
it's just a model swap with Quiet m8
>>670635435
i see
arrite, now it makes sense
>>670635200
ive heard it used all the time in dota albeit probably as a joke
>>670635222
how did you meet him?
>>670635222
>he IS bisexual anyway
Doesn't mean anything.
i just had the absolute best fap of my life
like i did that shit where you use your off hand but reverse it and clench at the tip holy fuck why didn't I try it sooner
i couldn't have done it without you guys
you all da man
thanks
i will contribute this single picture to show my gratitude
>>670635222
well, if it's not meant to be...
>>670635222
it's because you're a piece of trash understand this already
>>670635630
That is what I would imagine, yes.
>>670635694
I forget what's that called. An Egyptian wank maybe?
>>670635630
It's quite a story, I bumped into him 6 years ago and quite immediately I had a crush on him, last year I met him again and he recognized me, we had a talk about that bump and uh, somehow I confessed that I had a crush on him, he said I was really cute and shit so he wanted to give it a try, so here we are, he doesn't cares and none of our memories matter to him, fucking bisexuals...
>>670635222
Don't lose hope based anon-kun. Please know I still love you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OFAglLS617
>>670634261
so basically i tried making like 20 gifs and keeping it under the size limit but i just decided fuck it and here it is on imgur instead http://i.imgur.com/SE4BN6d.gifv
>>670635787
i dont have a clue what its called
all i know is im going to go to bed now and think about what ive done and contemplate suicide then realize that would be retarded then get up and eat some yogurt and go back to bed
>>670636018
as long as you don't kill/hurt yourself badly, sounds like a good plan
>>670635677
It means in my case anyway, all bisexuals I dated broke up with me with the same "not caring" vibe, fuckers never shed a tear for me while I'm here dying.
>>670635751
I tried my best, and I failed, I cannot forgive myself for this somehow.
>>670635782
Maybe I am who knows, I sure do feel like it.
>>670635927
Thanks, every little bit helps.
>>670635787
good imagination
>>670635914
You must be quite attractive. I'd say you have nothing to worry about you'll find someone new and better
>>670635914
Wow that blows.
>>670635914
Yeah, if only he wasn't bisexual he would love you.
>>670636018
Yogurt is pretty good.
>>670636004
Probably a wise decision.
>>670636146
I got an award for that in the second grade. I mean, the whole class did, but I did too.
>>670636326
i have a friend that i give that kind of stuff to. it's nice to be not so self-conscious about my (apparently sexy to some) body
>>670636326
quite the child prodigy you are
>>670636146
I'm above average I'd wager, the thing I get most compliment about is my butt and my 'fish' dick sucking lips, some of my partners were attracted to my tan lines but that's preference, I just wish to settle down with a man and be his housewife, why is that fucking impossible?
>>670636326
Sure do feels like it, I really don't want to insult all bisexuals but every bisexual fucked me up emotionally like this, I can't bear it.
>>670636298
Really fucking blows, I really believed he was the guy.
>>670636660
Fish-dick sucking lips?
>>670636660
Wait, like full on cross dressing or figuratively speaking
>>670636660
proof pls
anyways you sound delightful any man would be lucky to have you
>>670636802
Yes that's what he called it...it always made me giggle the way he said it hehe..."fish lips" it basically means lips made for sucking dicks for being pursed and rather small.
>>670636812
I can cross-dress yes, in fact he always bought new clothes to me to dress up during the weekends...fucking kill me.
I have boobs!
Lol
Hi guys
>>670637022
Oh I see.
Reminds me I spent like $500-700 on kinky stuff for my ex.
>>670635282
What the fuck is up with that chair?
>>670637131
Join the club
>>670637192
fuck you're right, that looks uncomfortable as fuck
this would be a better chair
>>670636660
>bisexual
>fucked up emotionally
>be so
>cannot show emotion worth shit due to upbringing
>ha ha.. ha..
I feel terrible about it.
>>670637022
At least you have a respectable wardrobe now.
>>670637163
Jesus
>>670637295
What?
>>670636979
I posted on /b/ once about 3 years ago and the pic is still roaming around, sorry but I won't do it.
Last thing I want to know is that my future husband will bump across it here.
>>670637163
I just want to forget all this you know? but he was part of my daily life so a big hole will be left open.
>>670637271
Fake ones from j-list
> not fat enough for man boobs
>>670637395
Yeah. I know how that feels.
>>670637444
>Flab boobs
Absolutely disgusting.
>>670637022
>>670637395
Live for yourself anon.
>>670637288
Honestly I'm too sad to insult you, just letting you know.
>>670637295
I can't have them, I'll always think about him if I have those things here, I'll probably drop them at goodwill or something.
>>670637540
aw :(
>>670637395
New start!
Go slut, Safety first!
Move around
Slut on the Move :D
>>670637281
That's one hell of a chair, can you buy one from Ikea?
Why do you keep posting where you're not wanted?
Do you have no lives outside of spiting those who hate you?
You'll tell us just to ignore you, yet if we went to a furry board and posted something you disliked, we'd be hated and banned
What's that called again.. oh yeah, a double standard
>>670637683
What? They are
>>670637613
There's no reason to and even if you were to, it would not mean anything due to your own emotional state. I have emotions, I'm just terrible at showing them. Which I recognize as a fault.
>>670637392
How many pairs of panties can you buy without getting repeats
>>670637613
That may be what you want to end up doing, but if I were you I would put them in a box in the back of your closet or something and just let them sit for a year, you might realize that you're kind of over it and now you have a lot of expensive panties that fit you.
>>670637395
3 years is a long time maybe things changed who knows
>>670637709
Hunnibuns!
>>670637746
Lol
>>670637760
yeah they are
it's just that i feel like i have them but they're really not that bad at all. i'm barely overweight if anything
>>670637736
sorry, nope, you have to catch and seduce it in the wilderness.
>>670637793
Panties, thigh highs, sex toys, etc etc.
>>670637886
Barely overweight is still overweight.
>>670637592
>Live for yourself
This is something I could never do, everyday I must wake up knowing I have someone to live for, if I don't I really don't feel like getting up, this is the reason why I don't feel like working the rest of the week, heck if things don't get better for the whole month.
All I want is to be a housewife and make someone fucking smile as I cook them food and clean the fucking house only to get banged at the end of the day, this shit is becoming impossible.
>>670637709
It won't feel the same I'll be honest, but it's probably the only form of consolation I have now...I'll probably pay a visit to some of my straight friends.
>>670637761
I guess I understand?
>>670637834
Homo!
Tom found this new goth dress at work. I haven't worn it yet.
>>670637987
it's better than obese and diabetic like my older brother :^(
>>670637918
damn, well there goes my plans for the afternoon
>>670638064
Like, just left at the Maverick or something?
>>670638075
No, it's not.
That's like saying being shot in the head once isn't as bad as being shot in the head 10 times.
You're still going to die.
Stop making excuses for yourself.
>>670637987
I'm not over weight
Just pudgy
You judgment full cunt
>>670638160
better than setting up ikea furniture, that's for sure.
>>670638220
well... being overweight isn't exactly equal to being shot in the head, but whatever.
>>670638046
Slutting will only make yourself fill worse.
>>670638161
Yeah
Its new too
Drunk goths
Or someone stole it from Dr. Johns
>>670638336
Nice deflection attempt.
>>670638285
I didn't say you were.
This thread is 2 gay 5 me
>>670638432
mmk
>>670638285
And it all goes to your butt.
>>670638408
Most likely someone stole it from Dr. Johns.
Why do obese people try to make other people think they have some sort of excuse for being obese or that it's not that bad.
It's really annoying.
>>670637822
hai again, did you like the corner?
>>670638370
Maybe but I won't start drinking, nor Smoke nor Drugs, my ex tried many times to make me smoke weed but I refused for good reason...what the fuck should I do?
>>670638520
Also bought a usb power storage for $5 to power a little Keychain loud speaker.
Martha likes it so bought her a set up for her as a bday present.
Fun little toy.
>>670638789
Live, go to work, read books, move on. Stop being a pussy.
>>670638675
because there's different levels to it, and grouping together a few pounds overweight and deathly obese is kind of not a great thing to do.
>inb4 bait
>>670638675
Being obese isn't really that bad. It's rather inoffensive.
>>670638704
Corners are faggy.
>>670638789
Start going back to work. Get a hobby.
>>670638789
Time.
Just try and give it time.
Try and occupy yourself with games, TV, mooks, movies, what ever you can think of.
>>670638789
what "good reason"
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots
>>670638789
Blaze it anon. The way you are now its not like you are going to be doing any more harm.
>>670638789
Bad-Dragon sex toys!
Go XL!
>>670638940
He didn't want to.
>>670638951
dicks are great.
>>670638704
you didnt let me in
>>670638845
>>670638899
I guess I'll double my spending for video games, I don't like where this is going, anyway my boss gave me the week off as I skipped last vacation for a bonus, I'll try to sober up.
>>670638951
I'm fucked up. Isn't that obvious?
>>670639009
seems to be his main reason for things
honestly the more he talks the less sympathetic I am
>>670639109
cute pic c:
>>670638899
The act of being obese isn't bad for me personally, but they are harming their health by being obese. That's not really the issue though.
It's more like they bring it up and act like it's fine and here is why they are obese and X Y Z.
In my opinion, it's bad for their health, but as long as they don't make excuses for themselves it's whatever to me. The moment they say "I can't help it for _____" is when I have an issue.
Kind of like >>670638896
>>670638899
That's only because you love the fat booties.
>>670639097
I was thinking more of an in-person group hobby.
>>670639169
Not wanting to do something is literally a good reason not to do it, all else being equal. I think you're just mad because you're a bleeding heart from Colorado.
>>670638285
man this is really trippy if you go crosseyed
>>670638934
Yeah, time always seem to work.
>>670638958
>>>670638975
>>670638940
>dude weed lmao
I'm a big moralfag on drugs, sorry but I won't do it.
>>670639248
He's not defending himself, only saying that being slightly overweight and morbidly obese are different things with very different repercussions. Which is true.
>>670639257
Let's get one thing straight, alright? The fat booties love ME.
>>670639262
In person? well shit I'm a shy person but you have anything in mind?
>>670639248
I mean, honestly, I could very much be slimmer, but I'm just not putting in any effort whatsoever. I could go run like 2 miles a day because I do nothing all day, but I decide to do nothing but look for jobs and play games all day.
If you want, go ahead, shit all over me for not taking care of my body and not being a fit person. I don't give a damn.
>>670639464
I don't know, if you want something non-threatening traditional gaming is filled with dorks who are just as terrified of other people as you. Something exercise related would also be good, lots of non-competitive stuff around.
>>670638899
You can join if you want..
>>670639054
*makes room in corner* now you can come
>>670639262
I'm not saying it'snot it just seems like he wouldn't even try it for his ex
he seems kind of obstinate
plus "I want to be a housewife" is a pretty awful thing to want to be
like he can try to make it seem selfless with his "I just want to serve someone" shit but to me it sounds like he wants to be taken care of and fucked which isn't really very admirable or romantic at all
he kind of sounds like an asshole the more he goes on and I would have probably broken up with him too before he tried to like trap me in some marriage
>>670639441
>imagine bad dragon
kek
>>670639326
You seem like a great guy I'd love to date and get to know.
>>670639647
What is this racoon thing from?
>>670639326
Why not? Clearly you haven't been making your own choices very well. We /b/ros care about you and just want you to be happy. Why would I lead you a stray? Besides, it would piss him off if you toked up out of spite.
>>670639441
thx 4 defense :^)
>>670638975
We need to watch From Dusk Till Dawn next time we're together.
>>670639248
Stop breaking my heart, Yuki.
>>670639441
Doesn't stop you from giving them a slam.
>>670639594
same here, it's just like for what purpose
in other words, no motivation.
>>670639632
That's the thing, I am one of those dorks, I cannot talk to anyone without spilling my spaghetti or looking like a robot.
>>670639788
Spaghetti is delicious
i need a big guy
>>670639679
Fucking saved! thanks good anon fur!
>>670639464
don't waste your time with gaming too much.
go out and find new hobbies instead. play tennis, badminton or golf or paint or something. Do something that is worth more than just electrons fired at a screen
>>670639741
It's a fox thing with a mask on.. because reasons
My own creation
>>670639888
Oh you're back
>>670639647
Nobody puts Kaybe in a corner.
>>670639664
Why would you feel obligated to try something like that for someone? That's fucking dumb. I've heard worse things than someone saying they want to be a housewife, it's not like he's a shit eating bug chaser. It didn't sound selfless, it sounded like he wanted to be taken care of and fucked when it comes to a relationship, which is kind of irrelevant with regards to admirability and romanticism.
>>670639647
so what usually happens in this corner?
>>670639873
I'm 6'4, 235 lbs. Big enough?
>>670639968
I think I've seen it in comics.
>>670639872
Indeed it is.
>>670639888
I guess I'll try to go outside a little bit, who knows I might bump into someone again...
>>670639774
i have a reason to. i have a girlfriend and i don't want to be obese like some people
but i'm actually just lazy... oh and also i don't want to go outside and run because i feel like a retard running in large squares repeatedly and i feel like people are constantly watching
BUT ANYWAY have some more porn
>>670639979
just getting some stuff building in the foundry.
i should goto bed though.
>>670640087
Too bad I seem to fuck it up every god damn time.
I suck at cooking.
You know I'll always tolerate you.
>>670639441
Clearly that's true, but that's not the point at all. Being overweight isn't something that you should be defending and making excuses for.
If you are, then you are. If you aren't, then you aren't. Like, there is no middle ground for reasoning there.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
>>670639594
I don't care if you give a damn or not and I'm not shitting on you. If you actually think I'm taking time just to rain on your parade then you really don't understand what I'm saying.
You(?) were the one that said being slightly overweight is better than being a diabetic like your brother.
Truth is they are both bad and you shouldn't compare the two. It's stupid to do that because it's that kind of thinking that reinforces your decisions to be lazy and sit around and become worse.
>>670639888
np fam
>>670640045
nice
>>670640075
She's from the TNMT comics.
>>670639989
I didn't say obligated but part of being with people is making compromises and he seems very unwilling to do that. Also I'm sure you can understand why I'm not going to be super partial to someone crying about their boyfriend troubles.
>>670640124
that's reason enough really.
and yeah, i get ya, i tried that a few times, it was awful. now i just stick to some pretty light stuff at home.
and porn is always good.
>>670640087
Sounds good anon.
we cub now?
>>670640218
Oh
Right.
Hello thread
>>670640266
not now
>>670640124
oh no someone saw me!!
it happens all the time. you just gotta realize that everyone is too busy with their own shit to care about your shit.
who cares what they prolly don't even thing about. go run and feel better for yourself!
>>670640087
that's a good idea, go take cooking lessons, home decorating classes. or anything to keep busy. inactivity is worse imho.
>>670640182
yes it was me
i realize that it's stupid to do that but i'm an optimistic kind of person and i try to take a good thing out of bad things
>>670640266
maybe some light sprinkling, but not full time
>>670640152
My ex loved my cooking...at least he said so, I hope he wasn't lying about it.
>>670639766
Shut up fatty.
>>670639769
"giving them a slam"? Are you living in the 80s?
>>670639788
That was the point though, they're all just as bad, hence the non-threatening aspect. That's not the only option, you'd have to look around locally though, it's very location-specific. Obviously.
>>670640182
He didn't defend it or make excuses, he just said he's lazy and fat, but at least he's not a landwhale like his brother. It doesn't make his situation better, it's just a comparison. There is a distinction. I understand you but I don't think you understand me.
>>670640018
Nothing.
>>670640075
That's not the same character, I know they look quite similiar
>>670639989
Not forcing you, just sayin' there's room for one more
>>670640216
I worry I'm too chubby but hey, we can't be perfect right?