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dick pics please
like real ones? or drawn ones?
either are fine
>fat fur
>>670555485
that face is just ruining it....
>>670556219
fuck you my dicks is nice
>>670556219
that is very appetizing ;)
>>670556219
nice
>>670556219
That dick looks familiar...
>>670557718
Read the filename.
>Snarf in charge of getting jokes
>>670557718
uhhh
>>670558304
das the joke
>>670558444
That's a nice spider.
>>670558523
Right? He's adorable and I love him. This was one of the three that I held yesterday and then I went back and bought him.
>>670558680
One of my friends had a tarantula, and I loved playing with him before she moved away. I actually miss him more than her.
What species is he?
>>670556219
crop this picture to a reasonable size
you could crop out a whole lot and still keep the dick part
>>670558385
Post your butt.
>>670559250
Brachypelma albopilosum.
>>670560037
Post your belly.
>>670560148
Give him a hug from me.
>>670560538
He's too stressed right now. They changed his housing when I bought him so he'll have to get used to it before I can handle him.
>>670560538
Have you been enjoying the Netflix original, Fuller House?
>>670561101
how does this tarantula thing even work? i mean, don't they bite? or do they just get used to you or something
they're pretty cute
groden are you even 18
you look like a fresh baby boy
>>670562439
turned 20 3 days ago
>>670561101
Well, say hello at least. I really wish I could afford one.
>>670562283
I haven't seen it. So, no?
>>670562411
It's pretty much like any other animal.
>>670562439
Being hairless takes off like five years.
>>670562411
From what I've gathered the propensity for strikes and hair throwing depends entirely on the species. They'll go into a defense posture if they feel threatened. So the one I got today is supposedly one of the best as far as beginning tarantulas because of how docile and calm they are.
>>670562657
Happy late birthday.
>>670562657
ok
but you still look 13
you're a cute pipsqueak
>>670562657
happy blithrday jenna
>>670563015
thanks roy
>>670562877
i see, nice. thanks.
>>670562907
good to know, hope you have fun with it
>>670562877
But its the sequel to Full House.
>>670563338
That show wasn't even good.
>>670563458
Exactly.
>>670563088
I'm sorry, that probably came out insulting
It's just I think you look adorable.
>>670562657
Congrats
nice dink too
>>670563088
to be fair that pic was taken like a year ago, and I was clean shaven then
>>670563098
ty
>>670564417
thank you
Groden, don't even think about having another birthday.
>>670555589
both
>>670564796
okay
>>670564637
you;re younger than me now though so I'm forever going to look down on you and think of you as"cute"
>>670564637
Oh seems like i had my namesync off. Well congrats again.
Byebyeee
>>670565485
oh hi pyro, and well, bye pyro
>>670565112
Is there a picture of you two together?
>>670565878
there are pictures of me and pictures of him but we've never been together so there can't possibly be a picture of it
>>670555139
holy fuck thats some cringy shit right there
fun
>>670566468
Could you post an picture of you or him
>>670567581
I can post pictures of me
nothing is fun
I get off on g/fur, but real gay porn doesn't
do much, how much of a faggot am I /b/?
>>670568311
everything is fuuuun
>>670568185
That is a very artcey picture. I like it
>>670568362
You're basically a dogfucker.
>>670567581
>people wanting pics of me
why
>>670568915
Better than being gay.
>>670568733
why thank you
here's a relatively normal picture of me if you ignore my dead eyes
>>670569300
It's the friendship you and your friend has. You have each other naked and they want to see too
>>670569354
Basically the worst.
>>670568633
I haven't had fun since 2001
>>670569579
do you stare wide-eyed intentionally for these
it's cool to be a dogfucker tame the beast
>>670569579
Lol.
You said dead eyes. I thought about TheFineBros
>>670569639
this could be a lyric to an indie rock song
>>670555139
>>670569725
a little
I am a wide eyed person though
>>670569616
but everyone has pics of me naked
>>670570191
eager to face the world head on
>>670569639
i can provide fun im pretty good at that
>>670570191
David, pls stop
>>670570810
There's no way you're as good at creating fun as I am at dispelling it.
>>670570862
do you not enjoy pictures of me
>>670570862
Come on Tom. He is just having fun.
>>670570810
that is a cute otter. i like that otter. thank you for posting that otter
>>670571112
I'd rather have you on video than just a still picture. You should know this buy now.
>>670571165
No fun allowed
I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
>>670570529
how did your interview go
>>670571402
Buy now, while supplies last.
>>670571598
Hey butt sniff anon.
>>670571098
you'll just need to try me
>>670571216
thank kai I merely save his pictures
>>670571402
should I run away to mexico
>>670571802
thank mr kai
someone pound my ass pls
i'm bored
>>670571701
>>670571112
When your relatives don't even ask for pictures, you know nobody wants them.
>>670571802
I'll just play nickelback and read 1001 Knock Knock Jokes To Make Your Friends Guffaw the entire time. Good luck.
a butt's a butt
>>670572051
go on grindr
>>670572163
nickelback has like a few good songs I think
>>670572148
that's a weird thing to think
I mean I don't ask for pictures of my relatives ever but it's not because I don't want them it's just because I assume I'll always see them
I only ever think about pictures when I worry about having something to look back on
can I have a picture of you
>>670572735
no i want one of you fags to do it
not some 40-year-old weirdo
>>670572735
Yeah, we'll see if you still feel that way after the entire discography. Then we can move on to Disturbed.
>>670572051
I will do it to you. Im 22 not even close to 40
>>670572881
yeah go find a "Grey muzzle"
>>670571701
If you have movies of David for sale, you better start listing prices.
>>670571829
That would be quite convenient for me, yeah. Do it.
>>670572881
grindr has young people i can vouch for it
>>670573171
why would you do this to me?
>>670573314
closer to 40 then you are to being born
>>670573390
will you and your brother show me a good time
I could make drugs for bad people this is a nice plan
>>670573390
You have to give me a haircut.
>>670573407
Because I sold my fun for the ability to wear sweat pants all day every day.
>>670573448
Well so are you lmao
>>670573314
meet you in the parking lot at 9pm, k?
>>670573448
destroye
d
>>670573407
really? i've only looked at it a couple of times tbh. i'm too scared to actually go for nsa sex though
don't wanna give my virginity away to some stranger lol
>>670573324
wat the fuck is that
>>670573598
My brother might be able to show you a good time. I don't have sex with guys, David.
>>670573705
Oh, uh. I'm not very good at that. Does it matter if the haircut is shit?
>>670573705
are they stylish sweat pants at least? Do they become tighter around the ankle area?
>>670573905
same but at least i get somewhat good conversations out of it
>>670574124
what if I dress like a girl for you
>>670573806
how do you know that
i could be 19
no
you caught me
im 23
WATCH OUT 40 WILL CREEP UP ON YOU
>>670573905
old furries
like
40+
>>670574124
You'd better learn to give a quality haircut. There are no second tries, my hair never grows back. It's like the hair on a Ken doll, you have one shot at it.
>>670574349
No, they're wide bottomed and like two inches too short on me so my ankles hang out. But I'm not about to leave my house to buy nice sweat pants, now am I?
>>670574473
sounds terrifying
>>670574695
you should get some sweatpants that become tighter around the ankle they look really good you'll be getting compliments left and right
>>670574940
old people are terrifying
>>670575008
It's going to be spring soon so I'll just wear cargo shorts 24/7 like the bastion of fashion that I am.
>>670575323
no
kaybe don't
>>670575323
shorts are comfy and look good if you got good shoes to compliment them as long as its not shorts full of pockets
>>670575853
don't forget to wear socks when you wear your sandals
>>670576303
this looks pretty good to me tbh
who here knows c++ decently
>>670571700
good. i think i intimidated the interviewer due to my gigantism. he dropped his papers a lot and didn't know how to answer my questions.
Finished making waffles.
>>670577295
do you think have a shitty interviewer will disadvantage you
>>670577710
not in this case. i spoke with the department manager afterward and he seemed interested.
>>670575853
But I need pockets to carry my knick knacks and baubles.
>>670576303
Socks and sandals aren't even unfashionable anymore.
>>670575551
David, you can't keep me away from the pockets. Nobody can.
>>670577284
classes and methods and shit
>>670578042
vectors
>>670578131
I've studied those recently but for algebra
>>670578034
i give you 2 front pockets and 2 back pockets max
>>670577284
c++ is ez
pointers are shit
>>670578034
kaybe just wear swim trunks and boyshorts
because you are a boy and they are shorts just for you
>>670578365
youre right on both of those but i need help on vectors this homework is due in 2 hours and i had to turn to a gay furry porn thread on a chinese imageboard
also kaybe since when do you computer
>>670577897
that's great I guess
although no one ever seems uninterested in person which I think is really smiley and disingenuous
like sure it's hard to turn people down but if your management you should take some fucking responsibility
I will send you some stuff later because I need to send things off to more professional places
>>670578478
vectors are just like arrays except they're variable size, right? if you need help with syntax, that's online and pretty easy to find! google is super helpful with programming homework. you'll learn how to read APIs better if you google a lot, too!
what specifically are you needing help with?
>>670578316
Where's the utility in that?
>>670578385
That doesn't sound right.
>>670578478
I'm online on Skype like 16 hours a day
>>670578847
I meant to say "slimy" instead of "smiley" but they are smiley when they do it
>>670578873
yeah ive tried i think i may have found something finally
and i have to make a vector of a custom class to incorporate multiple instances of said class and mutate/access all of them
>>670578034
>Socks and sandals aren't even unfashionable anymore.
Only older german men can pull those off.
>>670578361
i can pretend to help if you want
>>670579033
4 pockets is more than enough
>>670579033
you are a boy
you want to wear shorts
boyshorts are shorts for boys
ergo
you should wear boyshorts
>>670579217
yea do that
>>670579117
that honestly sounds kinda easy! but i've been through 3 programming classes already so that's a bit unfair.
if you've figured it out, then great job! java is way better than c++ imho
>>670579288
boyshorts are cute
so are board shorts
just wear those forever
>>670579288
dogfood is labeled dog food
it is food that is for dogs
but dogfood is low grade shit food
>>670579618
yet we still feed it to dogs
I don't see your point
>>670579139
Socka and open toed sandals are totally fine, all the way from long to ankle ones. Pretty much every jock wears either that or moccasins.
>>670579217
What if you run into a bunch of rare rocks one day? Your phone already takes up one pocket. Are you just going to leave those rocks behind?
>>670579288
You have won me over with your airtight logic.
>>670579604
ive had like 3, granted one was in visual basic which is disgusting, and been teaching myself for years, i just never really got into more low level programming like C++ and this class is pretty different for me
>>670579618
Roaches can also eat dog food. If you have some pet roaches it is recommended you feed them a mixture of dog food for protein and produce for hydration.
>>670579886
also shop in the boy's section of stores
so all your shirts are just barely too small and flash you belly if you move at all
>>670579326
so like vectors are basically matrixes and you can find the perpendicular vector to two vectors if you do a 3 by 3 matrix and then do the rule and stuff its pretty good
>>670579886
jacket pockets kaybe hello?!?
also java is cool but
>JVM
>>670579886
>socks with moccasins
Hey, that's going too far
>>670580102
God, I HATE shirts that aren't long enough. Especially the ones with those teeny little sleeves.
>>670580275
I mean, if you want to be that weirdo in a trench coat when it's 95 in the shade, be my guest.
>>670580897
hoodie not trenchcoats
i cannot find how to do this anywhere
i understand how to use push_back but how do i fking edit the member variables and execute the member functions of element 0 of vector v (ie v[0])
>>670581172
There were a lot of kids like that in high school, black hoodie in the summer, skateboard, kinda dirty. I'm not 100% sure how they didn't get heat stroke and die, though.
>>670581580
you get used to the heat if you're skateboarding during the summer
and plus you have to look good
>>670582302
I think I'll stick to T-shirts from middle school and basketball shorts. You can keep the looking good all to yourself.
if this thread comes close to dying i'm gonna post my dick
don't make me post my dick
>>670580897
yeah wear those with really big coats to make you look even more small and delicate
and also come live near me and marry me for insurance reasons
>>670582717
everyone has the right to look good
>>670582869
please do
>>670583110
Maybe once you get a job.
>>670583190
Everyone has the right to dress like they're 15 too. I flex that right as often as possible.
>>670583986
if you look 15 why not you know you do you
>>670583190
maybe eventually. i don't know if i have a pic on handddd
>>670555139
do you even have a dick nigga? i only fuck around with reptiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
Snapchat me to see my dick
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