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>>670512330
eh why not, markets open for another hour an a half

then ill go for a walk and maybe netflix after

sup?

>>670512823
I love anyone who likes Daft Punk, and Avatar?
we could be friends, easily

>>670513007
Tool and X-files? Nice tastes!

>>670513909
i had/have this theory about the laser benders about how their brow tattoo design regard a physical phenomenon with light bending

>>670512823
got the original?

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>>670512330
I really want a shirt that just says "Smell?" on it now.

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>>670514818
thx anon

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>>670514803
>>670514478
>>670513007
>>670512823
>>670512330

>>670514236
It saddens me to have no idea what youre talking about

>>670514803
sadly the idea was not my own, but from an episode of Invader Zim that I later printed in real life

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>>670512823
Howdy

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>>670515186
really? are we talking about the same avatar?

>>670515367
Howdy doody? whatcha got for me today?

>>670515367
Tits or GTFO.

>>670515367
Hola, last time I saw Die antwoord I was in Las Vegas haha

>>670515600
lol I completely forget your Air Bender reference, im quite drunk you see. If you've seen the Legend of Korra it discusses combustion benders

>>670515600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHUofC27NwY
No kazoo, but i think you'd like it


>>670515643
Sounds like it was a blast

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>>670515925
it has to do with refracting and diffracting light

>>670516197
that getup is... interesting

maybe something else

>>670516486
Haha it was a joke, just reminded me of you because of the barbarella reference

>>670516733
bararella is hot, shotgun in the bum is... uh... something else

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>>670512330

>>670516486
Correct

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>this shit never ends.png

anyway plz rate

>>670515367
haha viribird

>>670517379
siema cebulo?

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>>670518821

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wheres this kid?

i have yet to see him in one of these again

template???

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Firstly, I'll post the template after this. Only the basic 'version 2' one though.

The political part is on PoliticalCompass.org and if anyone is wondering about me, I fall in the lower left corner but it can vary since I have a few conservative views.

>>670519818
to the gulag with you

first class overnight shipping

no return address

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Told ya

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>>670512330
ban me if you want idm

>>670520348
Kek.

>>670512330
>stupid
>confident

You didnt even have to post flag.

>>670520973
>>670517624
a trait they all seem to share

>>670513007
>Dislikes England and US
>Likes Russia

Get the fuck out commie

>>670520793
there is no keking at GSS

the gulag shipping service has a variety of shipment methods:
first class same day
f c overnight
and freight

all seats are standing
no climate control
no view of landscape

we are very good at what we do

have questions or comments?
we ship you too

>>670513007
Dishonored, alien, t'as pas oublié la guyane 10/10

>>670519818

I'm surprised no one took a shit on my awfuly bad art, the fact I'm a libertard and how I'm an Argie.

You guys are no fun.

Also, I forgot to add a lot of fucking good videogames and now I feel like a retard for not adding them after I remembered them all.

>>670521629
art matters not in gulag

only dreams now

soon we take them too

>>670521629
Because it was basically just normal human stuff. Also I think someone tried to make an Argentina joke but it didn't work.

Forgetting games would be dumb, but most people are using the smaller version so it's cool.

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r8 m8s

>>670521909
(Brit from before)
Not entirely my sort of thing, but I do recognise it as good. You have tons of colourful interests so my r8 is like 7 or 8 /10

>>670521054
Already rated you as cool in an old thread

FUCKING TEMPLATE?

>>670522450
Read the comments idiot

Without checking the thread im going to guess that 50% of you are gonna put intelligence above 6

Dream on autists

>>670522581
Mine is on 5!

HA!

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I know that nobody is gonna check mine this far into the thread so I think I will be honest for those few that do look

>>670522581
we have no room for realists like you

to the gulag with you

new method of shipment

same day non stop express

>>670522780
How do you not know your a virgin?

>>670522581
To be fair, 4Chan is a mixture of intelligent ever so slightly liberal people, with a few dumb edgy teens mixed in.

Also the problem is that we don't know how to grade intelligence, someone could be a genius with computers and put 9 intelligence because that's what they consider important, and someone with knowledge of chemistry and general knowledge would too.

Not arguing with you, just suggesting that if 5 was average intelligence, 6 isn't that difficult for a community such as this.

>>670522973
Long story happened when I was 11. Can greentext if ya want

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>>670512330

Lemme guess

Intelligence 8+
Wealth n/a doesn't matter, most of you probably poor tho
Sex life 0
Looks below 5
Confidence below 4
Social life below 4
Health around 5
Happiness under 4

>>670522320
thx anon

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R8 m8

>>670523940
jesus christ you are literally the edgiest most ironic person here, congrats

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Why only non virgin happy normies post on this crap? Go fuck yourselves

>>670523085
Lay it on me fam

>>670522780
you dont know? and free bump so i can make mine before this goes down

>>670524242
I'm a non-virgin and I'm not happy at all, anon.

>>670519818

Losing your Virginity =/= Permanent happiness.

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O thought that 4chan was a place for freedom and warped non normies

>>670524242
1. Most the people here are virgins
2. At least 2 people are like, suicidally sad

>>670524209
Why ?

>>670524393
>Be me
>11
>I was at a neighbour's house meeting a friend who used to live in Texas, like I do now
>This huge dog they had kept humping me, but I laugh it off
>Eventually when nobody is there I decide to strip off and see how it reacts
>It humps but gets erect this time.
>Dog cock slipped inside me because of how smooth and wet it is
>secks.webm

Yeah, not sure if it counts. Was kind of hoping you didn't end up asking.

>>670524850
Yeah thats not me, wait lemme finish it guys

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I am here, a lonely tall build white 19 yo virgin guy, like most posters in this shit hole, fine, but not really, a warped autistic virgin twat. If you are so fucking normie why dont lurk just on bookface? What are you doin here?

>>670525181
k

>>670525181

Literally no one gives a shit about your life story. Make one of those shitty Demographics thing or GTFO.

>>670512823
can anon teach me how to rishi knot my hair?

>>670524393
>>670524393
>be me 11 yrs old on a trip across europe with parents in car.
>we go 10k kilos across europe
>Boring as fk. most of the time sleeping
>Parents bring friends who have 11 yr old daughter.
>shes super cute
>aww jiss
>two cars travel now: my parents, and her parents
>we hang out every day just chillin
>later another group of friends join with their ugly girl
>she later gtfos so np
>ff a week
>we in shitty hotel. Cockroaches get out every single night.
>parents put us in same room
>"I am not gonna sleep with a girl!"(wtf me) I bring my own bed.
>One night she says
>Say anon...
>Do you love me?
>uhh no...
>She starts fucking crying
>"Nobody loves me. Whenever I like I guy he does not like me, but if I don't like a guy he likes me" waaa
>I was like Ok Ok I love you just dont cry.
cont?

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"Look guise i like cool stuff am in a good college, have a job and lots of sex and friends, but will r8 happinnes low just because i am special"
Go do normie shit on facebook, instagram, twiter or tumblr

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>>670525356
Why don't you get quiet to take in the ass? Is not my story m8, is 90% of people in here

>>670525942
>Projecting your own faggotry, retardation and autism into others
>I-I'm not the only autist! E-Everyone else is too!

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"I am in college guise and smoke cool dude weed xDDDDD"
Fucking kill yourselves

>>670515367
>folk metal
>Necronomicon
>Fallout NV
muh nigga

>>670523940
Miami wice #1 top new show in Bratislava

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>>670526152
You know nothing about this website, gtfo pleb

>>670525481
how long is it? mines past my nips

and youd need a hair fork and wooden comb (wood doesnt cause static, less strays)
1. comb thoroughly to get knots out
2. bend over and grab it on top of crown
3. wrap over thumb, then wrap it around the bottom with each wrap around going under the previous one
4. stick the 2 or 3 prong fork through the thumb hole and the center
5. pull out hand and bend neck left and right to make sure its not too tight (if it hurts when you do, redo a little looser)
6. enjoy long hair bundled up top without it loosening or pulling roots all day

make sure to comb it out again when you let it down at night

and NEVER put it up wet

wet hair shrinks as it dries so youll pull out a bunch without even feeling it doing so

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>>670512330

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>>670527448
:3