>>670500339
Wekk I'm straigt and there's only one woman in that picture so it's fucking easy then aye?

>>670500339
Id rather end everything

>>670500339
Can I still kill amy?

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>>670500511
*two

>>670500511
Dude, im 100% straight and i would never ever ever want to fuck the kunt on the right. Id rather get raped by the left tbh fam.

I hate trap threads and all

>>670500339
Bailey Jay. Ez

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>>670500592
with your feminine penis

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>>670500339
>suicided anyway.

>hate fuck amy shumer doggy style so i dont have to look at her face, then put a bullet in the back of her head right before i bust
OR
>hate fuck bailey in the ass doggy style so i dont have to look at her dick, then put a bullet in the back of her head right before i bust
so.. really its down to what feels better? butthole or pussy? im gonna go with bailey, i dont think i could look down at amys rotund body while i pounded it out

Gonna have to bang Bailey Jay and beat Amy to death with a hose

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>>670500521
>>670500803
that is so edgy right now

>>670500339
would gladly do either, fuck...

>>670500339
I'd fuck both, but I'll pick left because I'm a raging homo and always wanted to fuck Bailey

>>670500339
Bailey. Nohomo

Hate fuck amy and just do horrendous shit to her. Donkey punch, throw her around(if i can manage to lift that shit up). Then after i bust a nasty load all over her face, ill beat her with a baseball bat while telling her Bill Hader and Lebron james were the only reason "Trainwreck" was a success.

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>>670500339
either
or both?

>>670500339
I'd bang that goddess of a man that's bailey jay without thinking twice

AMY ALL FUCKING DAY..ONLY FAT FUCK ESTROGEN FILLED WANNABE FAGS WILL PIC THAT MONSTER ON THE LEFT

>>670501200
How is the tranny a monster when it looks even better than every woman you've had in your life combined?

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>>670500339
Amy cause she can suck the chrome off my trailer hitch

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>Right.
But I'd like to fuck both.

>>670501183
That pizza thingie is a fucking triangle? What kind of barbaric culture does this!?

>>670500339
whos the dough face?

>>670501578
your mother's

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>>670501463
It honestly looks better than 80% of women
>no homo

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>>670500339

>>670500339
I guess I'd go for the attractive one

>>670501596
Holly Holm, you idiot!

>>670501596
Doug McCallahan, british mp and lord of cornwall

>>670501771
>Doug McCallahan,
A little to pretty to be him

>>670501463

LOOKS BETTER TO YOU FAGGOT BECAUSE YOU ARE AN AIDS SPREADING FAG....THAT MONSTER IS UGLY AS FUCK YOU HOMO

>>670500339
Amy of course

Hard to decide.

Can I see their penises?

>>670500339
easily, Bailey without a doubt. I would fuck him so hard if I got the chance. Would love to suck that dick all night long, fill me up with cum.

>>670501632


WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE FUCKING HOMO? CHERNOBYL? SHE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY DUDE DRESSED UP LIKE A CHICK YOU FUCKING MORON

>>670501912
That's not her. That's Meghan Trainor

>>670501944


BUT YOU ARE NOT AN AIDS SPREADING FAG HUH?

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>>670500339
>pick between the shiniest of two turds
>this fucking guy

>>670501863
Oh no, it's not the Doug McCallahan you're thinking about it's another one, like 2 feet smaller, green hair, snakes for fingers

Your options are

>cock

>someone so unfunny that other things become less funny; negative amounts of funny

Well, the tranny still has a butthole, I guess.

>>670501923
'hard' to say, really.
i'm sure you could 'take a shot' at it, though

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Schumer, I have a thing for moderately overweight women.

>>670500339
Wouldn't take the risk of impregnating that dumb shit

>>670502052
I would be an aids spreading fag for Bailey.

>>670500339

The cupboard behind them.

>>670502099

tits are too big and not enough makeup

>>670500339
i pick both -> win win win
i fuck baileys ass while liking amys pussy while they are kissing and moaning

>>670502318
theres better wood in their pants

>>670500639
One.

The one with black hair has a penis, he is a man with long hair.

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This couldn't be any more cancerous so what gives?

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>>670500339
Left.
Right looks like she has been with a lot of black guys.

>>670500339
Dang, now I want to know if there's a Bailey Jay + Amy Schumer video around. Also, clearly Bailey is the most fuckable choice.

>>670500339
bailey ez

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>>670502467
NOOOOOOOOO

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>>670502463
*fem wienis

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>>670502613
You should have stayed quiet

Suicide. I do what I want, fuckboi

>>670500339
bailey is fuckable.

>>670502863


YEAH BY FAGS WITH LOW STANDARDS AND FAT FUCKS WHO ARE SCARED OF WOMEN

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The best revenge is on ex-girlfriend
http://1sl.pl/f7p

Enjoy anon's :)!3

>>670500691
"i hate trap threads and all" bitch get serious, you fap on trap threads

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>>670502814
RIP faggot
>left is a born again grill

>>670502957
i love all female beauty. sue me.

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>>670502957
>FAT FUCKS WHO ARE SCARED OF WOMEN

Are you also a fat fuck who's scared of women?

>>670503155
Bailey has no female beauty. Or are you some sort of brainwashed tumblr moron who denies biological sexes?

>>670500339
bailey without hesitation

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Barely Gay
>EZBoner

Right one and dumb.
The left one has 7 brothers.

>>670503364
looks good enough to me. i am pretty superficial in that sense. i h8 tumblr.

>>670500339
Both.

>>670500339

BOTH.

>>670500339
I'd pick Amy anytime

>>670501538
Since she's a comedian she can probably kill my sides while's shes riding my cock.

>>670503190
Silence speaks.

>>670500339
THREESOME!!!

>>670500339
I'd go with the trap, better than fucking a talentless pig

Amy, because I'm not a faggot. If you'd rather fuck a man then that makes you a H U G E F A G G O T

>>670500868
Hahahaha this. Oh so this.

>>670500339
Myself in the mirror.

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>>670504581
>women
>funny
pick 1

Is that Wayne and Garth?

>>670500339
Left no question about it.

>>670500339
Pick both and double the fun ;)

if one Bailey jay but id do both

>>670504775
Seems legit

>>670505403
simon and Garfunkel

>>670500339
Left.
I can at least close my eyes and fuck it from behind.

>>670500339
I pick the gun and shoot both of them

>>670500339
Fuck you, suicide is always an option

>>670502244
I feel you

>>670502558
HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE UGLIEST FUCKING GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN!

Bailey looks tasty
That thing on the right just looks disgusting.

>>670500339
Schumer, hands down.

I'm not a fag and this didn't exactly back me into a corner here. I think Schumer looks good sometimes.

>>670500339
Baliy and would spend all day sucking her dick and getting fucked

5 years ago it would have been the kike without hesitation.

Fast forward 50 pounds and several terminally unfunny "comedic" offerings, I'd rather buttfuck the gussied up dude than that pig disgusting fat jewess

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>>670500339
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!!!

Also I guess Amy by default because she has a vagooo. But god dammit mfw

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>>670511817
>getting fucked
>gay
>kill urself

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>>670500339
Either or both.

>Not wanting a wifu with a dick.

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>>670513559