She's prefect, 10/10 would rape

Because she doesn't have a penis...

>>670491663
she's certainly a 10/10

>>670491457
>fatpig.jpg
she is so disgusting looking

Because she's really not funny, and acts like she is.
She tries WAY TOO HARD to act funny, and the result is just... embarrassing.

I don't hate her I think she's great. Funny and bangable.

She's white.
She's cis-gendered.
She's straight.
She's heteronormative.
She's privileged.
She's feminine.

Haha my vagina haha I like being a whore haha my vagina
Repeat 40x

She's a fat try-hard whore who thinks she's funny but just steals other peoples material.

>>670491457
I don't. I want to lick her asshole.

>>670491840
your post is pretty embarrassing

Cause shes a fucking cunt.

>steals jokes
>same tired formula
>oh I drink a lot
>oh Im a whore guyzzzzz
>fucks black guys jokes
>just not a funny standup
>women are STILL not funny
>is the "media darling" right now
>will be gone within 2 years

>>670491457
Because she's a stupid, unfunny cunt, whose comedy schtick is nothing more than "I have a vagina, and fuck a lot of guys."

Fuck off kike. Peddle your wares elsewhere.

>>670491457
Because is a fucking pig

>>670491457
She's a hack and only gets attention because she has a vagina.

I'd hate-fuck her.

>>670491994
Looks good. Can't argue. I rate this 10/10

>>670491684
/thread

unfunny fat whore senators daughter has everything handed to her liberal faggots at comedy central thinks shes great cuz she has a vagina/// which is 95% of her jokes (5% being stolen) her unfunny bullshit being forced down our throat epitomizes the modern feminists movement- any woman should be wildly sucessful even without effort, talent, or hard work - nope she is an unfunny dumpster slut who should be taken out back and beat with a rubber hose. tell her to go into C list porn and blow minorities- its all shes good for anyways.

Oh wow 4 Chan anons, she's fat haha, you guys are so edgy...think you're cool yah right

>>670491964
Shut up amy

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Think about it. Who on /b would make a thread about Amy Schumer except Amy herself?

Obviously there are Tay-Tay threads and J.Law threads and Watson threads for a reason but Schumer?

OP is Amy Schumer. Fuck off, bitch.

>>670492097
> wall of rambling text

Nope

>>670491994
don't forget
>tries to be a political activist
>is admired by feminazis

I would lick her chubby cunt

>>670491457
She has one joke, that was funny, two years ago when I first heard her.

She steals jokes from other comedians.

She gets mad if you tell her one joke, but thinks its fine if she steals jokes.

She thinks guns should be outlawed (bitch, move to 'straya)

>>670491840

The result of being one of the top comics working today?

>>670491457
She is pro male genital mutilation
Her whole persona is based on being the victim of society even though she is clearly part of a privileged class

>>670491457
so funny. cute too

>>670491457
Fat, unfunny, and severely convinced that her being so makes her some great feminist icon

>>670492120
don't let the door hitcha on your way out, faggot

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>>670491879
She is Jew

>>670491946
this

The fact that she destroyed some poor kids chance at a career in journalism because he idolizes her so much he made a joke EXACTLY LIKE THE ONES SHE MAKES ALL THE TIME was enough for me to think "Oh, great, another completely unaware feminist comedian who's been programmed with the victim mentality and so doesn't understand the influence she has."

she plagiarizes her material

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>mfw ever actually hearing 3 seconds of her standup
>mfw paying an attention whore jew, fake victim of everything any attention

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

>>670492532

Where did she ever say it's fine if she steals jokes?

>>670492734
Oh you called someone a faggot, you're so edgy and cool, can we be friends?

>>670492282
/thread

It's always funny how unfunny men are so afraid of funny women.

Are you faggots gonna post pics or what? I need to fap.

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>>670493096
friends are for tumblr fags like yourself, faggot. gtfo

>>670492282

Trolls would?

>>670493015
>Memestopher Memens.

>>670491457
She goes out of her way to act like she doesn't care what other people think, mostly by acting outlandishly offensive or loud. The act in itself isn't super funny and I know that she is butthurt pretty hard on the inside.

>>670491457
because some cunt post a worthless thread about her everyday

>>670491684
Stop scrolling and closed thread at this post.

>>670492282
>being this retarded

>>670491912
That's like 40% of her act at most.

Plus, she's smarter than you are.

>>670491457
No idea. She's a perfect failure in every possible way. Fat, ugly, blonde, and a female comedian.

>>670493195
What if I show you my tits? Can i I stay?

>>670493407
if there's a timestamp, maybe.

>>670493388
So hot, 10/10

>>670491457
Because she won't post timestamped pix of
her self with legs behind ears like Bugs Bunny

>>670493388
That's fucking yuk, why would you post that, shit move /b/ro

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>>670491457
This is Brad Williams. As you can see, Brad is a midget. Brad also happens to do standup as well. Can you guess what the majority of his comedy revolves around?

90% of his jokes are "LOL, I'm a midget." Now this is, at best, amusing for 15 minutes. From there it becomes boring, tiresome, and just plain lazy. Simply put, I don't like him.

Now, Amy Schumer follows this formula perfectly with her humor revolving around "LOL I'm a whore", "LOL I'm fat", and "LOL I'm a woman". But the difference between Brad and Amy is that I don't hate Brad. Dislike? Yes. Hate? No. Amy Schumer I hate with a fucking passion. Why? Because she is presented in the media as being the new wave of comedy and undeniable proof that women can be funny, when she's just a fucking hack. Jennifer Lawrence had her time in the sun, but I felt that was nothing more than the media trying to get the general public to like someone they invested money into. Same thing applies to Amy.

On top of all that, she steals jokes word for word and delivers them in a more bland boring expression than the originators had, is a raging SJW, gets called out on stupid shit, yet defends herself like a retarded toddler, and pretty much all of what >>670491994 and >>670492532 said.

She is a fucking hack that has been prompted up by the media to show the world, yet again, mediocrity and blandness fucking thrives and will always come out on top in the USA

>>670493388
>>670493426
I want her bouncing on my cock.

>>670493071
When she uses other people's material, that is word for word their joke, then says she wouldn't do that AND KEEPS TELLING THE JOKE.

She doesn't apologize or acknowledge her mistake, and keeps right on telling jokes that aren't hers.

Her behavior speaks louder than anything she could say.

>>670491457
She joked and bragged about raping a man. She thinks it's OK because feminists didn't call her out on it. Also she has the face of a pig. oink oink

I want a foot job from her

>>670493646

What joke has she stolen word for word?

And literally nobody is saying she's a new wave of comedy.

It's also so cringeworthy when unfunny people call comedians hacks.

>>670493523
Say that Amy is funny and I'll post pics

>>670493860
i will NEVER say that.

>>670493741

When did she do this, word for word?

she's the JLaw of the now

>>670493015
"that is not getting the point is it dear"

>So I'm sitting at home on a Friday night, on my third bottle of wine, I mean I am WASTED (does wasted impression) and I hear a voice calling my name. I look down and it's my VAGINA and shes telling me to go out and FUCK SOME BLACK GUYS. And i'm like oh shut up vagina. So I bang this black guy, and my VAGINA is sore and I go back home and open my 4th bottle of wine, and end up even more DRUNK. But hey that's me because I am Outrageous Amy Schumer!

See how easy it is?

>>670493920
Toomuchpride/10

As always, it's because someone getting praise while behaving promiscuously absolutely infuriates people who never get laid.

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>>670491457
mostly the joke stealing, and the subsequent denial. And her schtick is tired. And I wish people wouldn't hold her up as some kind of feminist ideal because she talks about wanton use of her vagina. It's one thing to be empowered, it's another to be a slut. It's like she's trying to overcompensate for women's sexual repression in society by being a radical example of the opposite, but that's not something she can fix on her own and she winds up being not a good example for anyone, least of all the little girls she so desperately wants to be seen as a role model to. But really the joke stealing.

>>670494105
Truth

>>670494029

How easy what is?

It's pretty clear you've never heard her act, or a joke. You forgot to put a punchline in there.

>>670494072
whatever. i know funny. she is not.

>>670491457
I don't hate her, just think she's not funny.

>>670493741
every fucking joke is based of another joke. Either word for word, or in a conceptual round-about way. I can only assume she doesn't apologise because she has done nothing wrong, and couldn't give a fuck what you think about it. I'm not going to sit here and baby you through the process of learning about art, but do you your research and you will find that the jokes you think she stole, have been told by many people before the person you think she stole it from.

>>670494223

No, I did that on purpose.

>>670493851
Use Google, retard. There are only about 300 articles on it.
They get posted in every Schumer thread.
>Amy Schumer steals joke and is a hack
Made it easy for you, just copy that into the search bar, and you can read about it until midnight.

She is more successful than most /b/... And a woman.

>>670494227
Oh I'm sorry Louis ck, I didn't know you went on 4 Chan

>>670491457
because she's fat, not pretty, socially retarded and still managed to be successful.

now no one on /b/ can use any of those thing as an excuse for being failures. and they hate her for that.

>>670494284

Oh. Because writing comedy is too hard for you, huh?

>>670494246
typing on my phone like a retard.

>>670494355

No, because I was doing a great impression of "Unfunny Amy Schumer".

>>670494291

Word for word, you said.

>>670491457
because she is gross, all her jokes are about suck dick or choking on cum.

>>670494291
>300 articles written by babies who don't understand art or comedy.

>>670493933
See >>670494291

>>670494326
So... She's who every btard wants to be?

>>670493851
The first anon wasn't me, but here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>670494441

No, sounds like you've just read about her and have no idea how jokes work.

>>670494523
Every/b/tard wants to be a fat cunt who sucks cock for success

>>670494515

That didn't answer my question.

>>670494622

Butthurt Amy Schumer fangirl detected. Go listen to your Gloria Steinem tapes and schill for Hillary some more.

>>670494610

But where's the word for word ones?

Very simple. She isn't funny even though she steals other people's shit. not to mention she has more body fat % than years on this planet, which is always bad on a woman, so...

>>670494610
thank you, this is the video I was thinking of. This is all we need to see, /thread as far as I'm concerned

>>670494105

This. Also she's a funny woman, and that infuriates unfunny men. So she double pisses them off.

>>670494523
no, she found success in everything that /b/tards use as a crutch.

>why don't you get out of your mom's basement, and go out there and make something of yourself.
because i'm socially awkward, i'm fat, i'm ugly.
>Amy schumer did it.
i fucking hate amy schumer then


understand now? she took away their excuses for being losers. she makes them feel bad because she didn't have any advantage that they didn't have. and she came out on top.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q74Z4K0A6qE

>>670494773

Cringe

No wonder funny women intimidate you.

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>>670494505
>...don't understand art or comedy
No, you don't understand art or comedy. Art and comedy doesn't consist of stealing from others and claiming it's your own. Sure, you can take an idea, but you have to tool it until it's your own.
We live in a derivative culture. Plagiarism is not derivative, you retard.

>>670494622
sounds like everyone in every amy schumer hate thread. Interesting how people who don't understand how art works are the most opinionated about it.

>>670494981

No, funny women are funny. She is not funny. It's very simple.

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>>670494246
You can't even form coherent sentences, you're so butthurt.
Stay mad you joke stealing bitch.

If I was to take art, and copy it, that's plagiarism. You copied every word. That's plagiarism. That's not art, it's tracing some one else's work, and selling it as your own.

>>670495003

But if she has hours and hours of material, and like 5 minutes of it are possibly, but probably not, actually stolen, it's not like she made her career off of it. Especially when several of them probably are just coincidences.

>>670494610
>>670494610
>>670494610
>>670494610
>>670494610

that's all you really need to see to hate her

>>670494981
this is exactly what's going on, and it's hilarious :D

>>670495091

It's exactly like how every impression of carrot top is about prop comedy when that's like 10% of his act, and the rest is fucking good standup.

>>670494809
Around the 2 minute mark is where Patrice O'Neal is shown. If you want to get technical, fine. I admit I over exaggerated the word for word bit, but if you're seriously going to throw an 11 minute video showing that she steals jokes, the fuck it. I'm out.

>>670495125

Right. She got to the top of comedy by not being funny. Do you realize how retarded you sound?

>>670492773
>some poor kid
oh please, SJW... stop trying to make the world PC.

>>670495365

But her and Patrice are just talking about funny sex terms.

>>670493646

Post his best, I want to see midget comedy.

>>670495408

No, she got to the "top" (which she still isn't) by stealing jokes, and probably sucked a lot of cock along the way as well. When she is playing a 100 seat comedy club in 2 years weighing 340 pounds making those same fat vagina drunk jokes, I'll be laughing then though!

i don't hate her but i knew she is fat

>>670495588
>>670495588

Oh, you don't know how comedy works.

>>670495529
7/10 bait. You gave yourself away too damn fast. Next time give some kind of counter argument based on just a tiny smidge of truth. That way you actually have a little bit of ground to stand on and gives much more potential for other anons to cause a shitstorm with one another

>>670495588

"I'll be laughing when she's performing at comedy clubs, which is where comedians work"

What a fucking retard

>>670495529
She takes the same fucking description and changes the name
BAM, new joke

Thing is comedians are fucking pussies and hate confrontation, so that's why they don't call her out. The same thing happened to Carlos Mencia until Joe Rogan confronted him live on stage.

>>670495187
You have a point, but bottom line, she steals jokes. That's always gonna be with her.

>>670495796

Well it looks like we are going around in circles here, just like Amy Schumer goes around in circles after she gets drunk on chardonnay and also her VAGINA. Game over, bitch. Back to tumblr now lil lady.

>>670495570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8-RmxbLrS8

>>670495844

Huh?

>>670495796
Tell us all then, enlighten us all, o sage of comedy, if you can.

>>670495003
>Sure, you can take an idea, but you have to tool it until it's your own.

You totally made that up but whatever. By your own definition; her act is a derivative on any previous work since one joke is a small piece that forms part of a whole act. Ok, aside form that, please find me one joke that she 'stole' which has only been told by ONE other comedian before.

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>>670491457
>why does everyone on 4chan hate amy schumer so much?
basement dwelling virgins hate a successful woman who's prettier than any girl that they will even talk to ever in their sad little lives.

>>670491964
Go away Amy.

>>670491457
Because she's a ham planet. But because she's famous no one on /b/ will ever fuck her and the idea of a fat bitch with her own orbit not putting out to all the weeb faggots on here drives us nuts.

>>670495920

Yeah because Carlos WAS stealing jokes.

It's almost as if the industry is self policing, and comedians don't think Amy is a joke thief.

>>670495941
>chardonnay
Hi, France

>>670495932

Well,No. This doesn't prove she stole jokes. Especially with tv sketches.

>>670496124
Comedians didn't think Mencia was stealing jokes too until Rogan formally called him out.

>>670496001
this

amy is funny and gorgeous

>>670495941

It's so sad how unfunny you are :(

She's a liberal cunt!

>>670496249

Who gave you this stupid idea? Lots of people knew.

>>670495970
>>670495796
>>670495529
>>670495408
>>670494809
>>670494622
>>670494450
>>670494223
>>670493933
Samefag is obvious samefag

>140 replies by 60 people
Schumer is trying desperately to remain relevant.
So much samefag in this thread.

>>670493352
Faggot ass nigger

>>670495932
Um, doesn't really work like that...
>agrees this is all just mindless shit talking
>"but still iamrite, amirite guyz?"

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>>670494981
Decent bait/10

>>670496485

I never said I was different people.

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She made her career off sex jokes, but as soon as some 15 year old takes a picture with her and makes a sex joke, she tries to act like a dignified feminist and everyone supports her like she just got raped by the patriachry

She's not funny. She should be a fucking cunt Slut porn bitch chugging along cum down her fucking half brain wannabe all that bullshit.
1/10 would not bang

>>670494318
>implying louis ck is merely funny.

>>670496564

Do you really think her posting on here would affect her career? This is pretty sad.

>>670491457
Trying too hard with too little output

>>670491457

because she's a fat whore

>>670495953

>guy's face when a midget points out that he's bald

AHAHAHAHAH

Good midge.

>>670496839
Same as the 22nd jump street chick. Annoying a.f.

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>>670491457
Female Carlos Mencia

>>670496667

The joke was just calling her a whore. Chris Rock calls himself a nigger but a loser 15 year old white kid can't. Even if it is a hack joke.

>>670491840
seconded

>>670496807
Who else cares that much to make a thread about this every day?
Who else could look at the fact she's a joke stealing comic, and still defend it every day?
It is sad, she can see her career headed for the shitter.

>>670491994
seconded as well

>>670497457

Trolls care, because it gets insecure unfunny men like you all worked up,

>>670497457

Her career keeps climbing. She's bigger now than ever. What are you talking about?

>>670491457
I don't really hate her, she's great for anal fuck (without lube).

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>>670492602
>muh popular
By that logic modern popstars like Nicki Minaj and Iggy make good music because they are top popstars? Get the fuck out of here, faggot. It's easy as fuck to pander to the majority's simple sense of humor.

>>670492282
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA

>>670497813

Except comedy is one of the only talent based professions left in show business. That's why comedians can be ugly as fuck and popular.

If most people find her funny, then that would mean she's funny.

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>>670498119
>implying comedy isn't subjective

>>670498230

Still, you gotta be funny to get as huge as she has.

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>Schumer
Need I say more

>>670498309

Yeah, a jew in comedy. Who wants that?

>>670498286
I never even heard of her before today.
Just seems like an average shitty american comedian except she likes to emphasize that she's 'not like most girls'
>guys did I tell you how much of a slut I am hurr durr

>>670491457
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.

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>>670491840

/thread

>>670498502

Well if some neckbeard never heard of her, then she can't be big.

>>670498502

You can always tell when someone who doesn't understand jokes is trying to make one. It's relaly cringeworthy.

Just seeing this thread now. It seems someone doesn't want honest answers on her lack of appeal.

The fact is she truly is not funny. Dane Cook / Carlos Mencia come to mind. Very famous people who seem to be able to make deals because it "appears" like they have the talent for doing standup, but the reality is they are not very funny at all.

She is lauded for "feminist" comedy, but in truth she exploits men and her own sexuality in a very crass and distasteful way.

A beautiful, funny Jewish comic who hits the right notes and uses sexuality in a great way in her comedy is Sarah Silverman.

Anon loves Sarah Silverman:
- smart
- sharp tongued, great comebacks
- very funny
- hot as fuck
- ok with self-deprecating jewboat shlomo girl humor

Amy is a joke. She is only famous because of the huge lack of content plaguing American media... tv and movies are lacking any real talent / content now. Shit sucks and it opens a vacuum for people with connections like Chuck Schumer's cousin Amy.

>>670498517
I'm still trying to figure out what this is

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>>670498910
>Sarah Silverman

>>670498910
>She is only famous because of the huge lack of content plaguing American media... tv and movies are lacking any real talent / content now. Shit sucks and it opens a vacuum for people with connections like Chuck Schumer's cousin Amy.

FUCKING THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!~!!!!

>>670498692
Nah I'm just not american. No one likes american stand up comedians where I live and no one follows them at all.
>>670498791
Why did you reply to the same post twice?

>>670491457
>why does everyone on 4chan hate amy schumer so much?
>amy schumer

Who?

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>>670499026
Sarah is fucking hot and funny, prove me otherwise.

>>670498910

There is more competition in comedy in America now than in the 80s. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>670499164

Standup is an American artform. You probably just live in an unfunny country.

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>>670498791
>relaly

>>670498910

>golden age of tv
>youtube
>lacking content

?

>>670493646
Well said that man.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

http://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/people-think-amy-schumer-stole-jokes#.si2m0WA

http://www.therebel.media/amy_schumer_joke_thief_maybe

she's getting pushed really hard by the media and even though other comedians speak/spoke well of her and her comedy i simply don't enjoy it.

>>670499206
If you were alive in the 80's (as I was) you could back that statement up with some facts? The 80's were the Golden Age of American comedy. What's going on today is just sad.

Even Zack is no longer funny (re: Baskets). Insults aside, you have no proof to back your claim, anyone with even the slightest sense of humor can see that talent is getting sparser.

>>670491457
4chan hates pretty much anything

>>670499329
Except there were British stand-up comedians long before american stand-up comedy.

>>670491879
take your tumblr shit elsewhere faget

>>670499655

I've been a standup for over 30 years, pal.

>>670494246
The joke about Oprah Winfrey literally being able to pay someone to slap food out of her hand and hire a team of people to exercise her while she sleeps. Lifted more or less verbatim and made into a sketch on her show. The similarities are so profound that it is almost an impossibility that she accidentally stumbled upon an identical concept and made the exact same joke about it.

She's overrated to the extreme, and this is because she's female.

Ugly, untalented, not funny. Got in Hollywood cuz of Jew daddy.

>>670491457
>fat, ugly, and unfunny
>most of society is so PC that, because she is fat, ugly, and jewish, she gets a sort protected status
>4chan doesn't indulge the delusions and cognitive dissonance that society feels the need to partake in, so they call her out for being fat, ugly, and unfunny
pointing out the truth really doesn't equate to hate. stop reaching

>>670499758
>taking the bait

>>670499436
the golden age of tv 2010's? you must have missed the 80's, 90's and 2000's. TV is being pushed as "great" only because Hollywood has finally died. TV outside of a few solid shows like GoT, animation hits like Archer, drama like House of Cards, sucks raw clammy asshole.

>>670499834

Amys show also has writers.

>>670499329
Agreed with most of what you said up to here, come on anon and play fair, America is shit for standup on average

>>670491457

I have female friends who are landwhales. I'd rather fuck them than Amy Schumer, and I don't even want to fuck a landwhale.

That is how repulsive Amy Schumer is.

>>670500014

That's literally what it's called now, even if you like autistic shows like archer.

>>670499897
THIS, so much

also

>>670498910
THIS

>>670491457
>Not funny
>Not talented
>Not attractive
>Gets given the easy life as born in easymodegender in a time where women get everything

She's proof that even if you are an ugly, untalented, uninteresting, overweight, dumb female, society will still accommodate you.

>>670500087

All the greats are American.

>>670500126
4 Chan has just gotta have someone who hates on everything don't they?

>>670496001

She's insanely hot

>>670500027
Either way it's plagiarism. And she can't even write her own show. Fuck off.

Tracy Ullman is funny. Sarah Silverman is funny. Amy Schumer is generic, formulaic and unoriginal.

I LOVE her! She is sexy as hell.

Deny this:

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>>670500197
I bet you consider Amy Schumer one of those 'greats'.
America, everyone.
>pic related is probably funnier than any american stand up comedian

>>670500476
Embed this someone who knows how to embed

>>670500197
Lol no. Just no.

>>670500409
Tv shows have writers.

>>670500126
Its hard to take you seriously if you think Archer is autistic. H. Jon Benjamin has created a timeless character. Adam Reed's show is a massive hit, anyone who knows animation remembers Sealab 2021. Suggesting its a show for autists is pathetic bait.

>>670500532

Personally I don't consider her to be one of the greats. I bet success wise, she is.

>>670500620

Ok. Don't have an autistic tantrum.

>>670500614
Shit sketch shows have writers outside the main cast. The best ones are written by the cast (Monty Python, Chewin' the Fat, Harry and Paul, etc etc).

>>670496001
>>670496251
>>670500323
Fuck off, you fat cunt.

>>670500807
Wow you called him autistic, you really got him there.
Almost as funny as Amy Jewmer

>>670500846

Snl.

Oh wait.

>>670500476
just fucking wow. what a cunt. #sobusted #fuckinghackthief

I thought her tv show was kinda funny. I don't know anything about her.

>>670500807
I didn't catch why you thought his reply was a tantrum or autistic. Could you explain? It seemed like a rational reply. Perhaps you are trying to be a dick but only you get the joke and the rest of us see you as a lonely jackass trying way too hard to make yourself giggle?

Fuck this thread.

Amy Schumer is a fat, hack comic.

>>670501142

Huh?

~Desu

Amy Schumer is a fat, hack comic

>>670500938
he's meme trolling us, careful. lemme get you an umbrella to protect you from all his spaghetti exploding. we're dealing with a far superior intellect.

Desu

Amy Schumer is a fat, hack comic

>>670501321

Cringe

>>670501239
Man you're great at trolling you should do it professionally.

>>670501321
The level of wit doesn't surprise me considering he thinks american comedy is superior.

Same reason everyone in the stand up community WOULD hate her if they weren't all terrified of the people she represents.

Because she stole all her fucking jokes.

Desu

Amy Schumer is a fat, hack comic.

>>670501364
RAMOOOOOOOOOONNNNEE

>>670501382
There he goes again!

>>670501464

*tips fedora*

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She's got the "whore face"

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What does anon think of these two? Their new show is pretty funny.

>>670501473

Nobody is afraid of this. It's not a conspiracy.

>>670501516
>fedora meme
>2016
>>>reddit

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>>670491457
We don't. We love the fat jewish cunt.

>>670491457
She's one-dimensional - all her jokes have the same punchline of "oh i fucked him" or something similar. Not funny, not a good comedian. Her material just sucks.

On top of that, she gets all feminist now that she has a little spotlight, which is super annoying

>>670501495
I've been memed. How do I get it off?

Amy is fucking sexy as hell. But she is annoying and not funny at all.

>>670501516
Was 'wit' too big of a word for you?

>>670501687
>we

Which "we" are you referring to? This is 4chan not Tumblr. Anon has made it very clear he hates Jewhale McLaughypants

>>670491840
Agreed